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Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:28:34 PM EDT
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there is a pic in the other thread i talked about her in
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Still need pics hammermill

there is a pic in the other thread i talked about her in


Oh good we'll just ARF's user friendly search function!!
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:30:01 PM EDT
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Not for nothin son , but it aint like some of us are "following" you or something  like your a big time ARF star , you savvy , so maybe a linky to the "other thread" for pics might be helpful to us guys that do other stuff in between cruising ARF !

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Still need pics hammermill

there is a pic in the other thread i talked about her in


Not for nothin son , but it aint like some of us are "following" you or something  like your a big time ARF star , you savvy , so maybe a linky to the "other thread" for pics might be helpful to us guys that do other stuff in between cruising ARF !


He is an ARF-star. He was once management at Lowe's, so he's practically Elon Musk.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:31:05 PM EDT
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Just pull out. condoms are so 1993, takes away all the fillin
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... not only that, but I'm cursed with a huge pecker.

Condoms are simply not made in my size
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:31:15 PM EDT
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Based on pics in his other thread I'm hoping pencillin will cure it.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1752517_Ok_GD_horndigs__Got_a_date_with__gorgeous_blonde.html&page=7



ETA. Sorry not hotlink.  It crashes my iPad browser when I try.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:31:15 PM EDT
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Don't get the herp
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:31:57 PM EDT
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Ok birthcontrol seems legit.  Im gonna fo.  saves me a trip to cosco.
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It's your penis, but don't you worry about STD's?
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:32:37 PM EDT
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I assume she is a blonde and not a blond?





Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:33:16 PM EDT
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Made up. Never happened.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:33:16 PM EDT
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sock or saran wrap?
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:33:17 PM EDT
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He is an ARF-star. He was once management at Lowe's, so he's practically Elon Musk.
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Still need pics hammermill

there is a pic in the other thread i talked about her in


Not for nothin son , but it aint like some of us are "following" you or something  like your a big time ARF star , you savvy , so maybe a linky to the "other thread" for pics might be helpful to us guys that do other stuff in between cruising ARF !


He is an ARF-star. He was once management at Lowe's, so he's practically Elon Musk.

Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:34:07 PM EDT
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SIIHPAPP.

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If ever there was a time for this post, this is it.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:38:54 PM EDT
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Wife says that there is a pellet birth control.



I say titty sprinkles, it's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:45:50 PM EDT
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Piercings and probably an inky possible Hep C

Also you just posted you were going to cream pie your gf in the same forum you have her pics...













I can fap to this.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:46:51 PM EDT
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Make sure it's really there lol if it is....it works very well.  A girl I dated for awhile had one and well. .... father's day ain't for me lol
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:48:24 PM EDT
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She could have Nexplanon, inplanon, or invisible condoms, who knows.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:49:17 PM EDT
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WWJD?
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:49:52 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:50:32 PM EDT
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...blond...
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Coming out thread?
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:50:36 PM EDT
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Based on pics in his other thread I'm hoping pencillin will cure it.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1752517_Ok_GD_horndigs__Got_a_date_with__gorgeous_blonde.html&page=7

http://s1289.photobucket.com/user/Porterhouse83/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150530_150559_zpsygwqhprl.jpg.html

ETA. Sorry not hotlink.  It crashes my iPad browser when I try.
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FIFY

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1752517_Ok_GD_horndigs__Got_a_date_with__gorgeous_blonde.html&page=7

OP didn't have the nerve to ask her for a picture, so he snuck a photo of her when she wasn't paying attention.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:51:51 PM EDT
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Enjoy your next date with the q-tip of love!
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:52:23 PM EDT
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Probably norplant or Depro Provera shots every 6 months.
No babies,  but no STD protection. either.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:54:15 PM EDT
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WWJD?
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What would Jeremy do?





 
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:55:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:55:18 PM EDT
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Go to the store. Not worth it.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:55:45 PM EDT
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Do it in the No-no spot.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:56:15 PM EDT
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Pics and crazy/hot matrix info???

Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:58:00 PM EDT
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LOL.

Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:58:15 PM EDT
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Implanon.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 5:58:16 PM EDT
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Weren't you all depressed like a week ago?
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Told her im out of condoms and she says shes on some kind of birthcontrol that goes under the skin?  Is it safe to dive in bare gd?


Weren't you all depressed like a week ago?




 
Pussy cures a lot of ailments.









Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:02:19 PM EDT
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FIFY

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1752517_Ok_GD_horndigs__Got_a_date_with__gorgeous_blonde.html&page=7

OP didn't have the nerve to ask her for a picture, so he snuck a photo of her when she wasn't paying attention.
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Based on pics in his other thread I'm hoping pencillin will cure it.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1752517_Ok_GD_horndigs__Got_a_date_with__gorgeous_blonde.html&page=7

http://s1289.photobucket.com/user/Porterhouse83/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150530_150559_zpsygwqhprl.jpg.html

ETA. Sorry not hotlink.  It crashes my iPad browser when I try.

FIFY

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1752517_Ok_GD_horndigs__Got_a_date_with__gorgeous_blonde.html&page=7

OP didn't have the nerve to ask her for a picture, so he snuck a photo of her when she wasn't paying attention.

Porterhouse thread.

Kinda wish I didn't click that link. I had forgotten the picture of her and now I saw it again.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:03:00 PM EDT
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   Pussy cures a lot of ailments.






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Told her im out of condoms and she says shes on some kind of birthcontrol that goes under the skin?  Is it safe to dive in bare gd?

Weren't you all depressed like a week ago?

   Pussy cures a lot of ailments.







...and introduces a shit-ton more
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:03:53 PM EDT
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...and introduces a shit-ton more
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Told her im out of condoms and she says shes on some kind of birthcontrol that goes under the skin?  Is it safe to dive in bare gd?


Weren't you all depressed like a week ago?


   Pussy cures a lot of ailments.


...and introduces a shit-ton more




 



Well yeah, there's that... but...pussy!






Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:04:25 PM EDT
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In for naming rights.. first to call naming his new baby,

Boy
I pick Joaquin...no, no, no

I pick Buford, no

Horace, no I think Joaquin.

Girl, just name her after her mother,

Candy, Bambi, Cinnamon, Glitter whatever

Get some!  Good Job OP think only for today, tomorrow will figure itself out
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:04:26 PM EDT
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In the future when your dick falls off, you will know for sure.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:23:08 PM EDT
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Condoms, fuck dat, put it in ehr ass.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:27:12 PM EDT
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Somewhere out there you KNOW there is a kid named 'Whoops."
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:32:56 PM EDT
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Is that you, Austin?

Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:38:44 PM EDT
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Dibs on ammo fort and guns when you have to buy baby wipes and child support
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:39:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:40:27 PM EDT
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Can we get the do not archive bit flipped for this thread? In 9 months it should be interesting.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:42:02 PM EDT
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Most expensive mistake of your life.

Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:46:34 PM EDT
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Can we get the do not archive bit flipped for this thread? In 9 months it should be interesting.
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Should set up a calendar reminder for 9 months to IM and ask if the birth control worked.

 





It's all about trust, OP. Best of luck with making this life choice.


 
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:50:27 PM EDT
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There is always some risk.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:52:33 PM EDT
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Sounds like a Jadelle implant.



1 in 100 chance of making a baby.



Make sure she has had it at least a month or those odds go way up.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:54:48 PM EDT
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Just use her face...tell her its good for her skin
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:56:31 PM EDT
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His cock my get snagged on that metal thing she has sticking out of her lip.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 6:59:16 PM EDT
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OP needs to post pics or he needs to shut the fuck up.
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 7:01:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/20/2015 7:02:21 PM EDT
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pin her legs back behind her ears and BAREBACK THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Link Posted: 6/20/2015 7:02:40 PM EDT
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OP needs to post pics or he needs to shut the fuck up.
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The pic is in the linked thread above.
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