-so by "marrying rich" does she mean she'll marry someone rich who will take care of her, or does she want to marry when she's rich--kids these days are functionally illiterate and retarded, so her lack of English skills leave me confused. Or is she a "dreamer" and can't speak, read, or write English fluently despite being here for most of her life
-why does she "need feminism?" Wouldn't it make more sense if she said "I'm a feminist because __________"
-lulz @ 0.75 cent, she fucked up both of those things, that takes extra derp
What her blurb should have read:
I'm an attention whore. I may or may not actually be gay, but it sure as fuck gets me special consideration in our supposedly equal society where privileged minorities are elevated and deified by the left. So I made sure every college I applied to knew I was GAY and a FEMINIST--those dumb fucks really eat that shit up. How gay I actually am depends on how I can cope with how hard things are in the real world. If some man is dumb enough to want to marry me and support me 100%, I may actually find out this was all a phase, since writing vitriolic blog columns sucks compared to being married to a guy who buys me expensive cars and takes me nice places.