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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:26:52 AM EDT
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It's got nothing to do with the cardboard with silly symbols on it. It's the fact you are trying to contact the other side. This opens the door to shit you don't want. Calling on Charlie the demon even if there is no such demon opens the door for the ones that do exist. But I'm sure you don't believe in Demons, Angels etc. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Inviting demons into you life can only end badly. If you believe in demonic possession, this shit is no joke. Known as the "real" story behind the novel and Hollywood movie The Exorcist, the tale of fourteen year-old Roland Doe is one of the most notorious stories of demonic possession. In fact, Roland Doe is not his real name; it is a pseudonym assigned to him by the Catholic church in order to preserve the boy's privacy. In the late 1940s, and many speculate that after her death the boy attempted to contact his aunt with the Ouija board, an act which opened the door for the demons who wished to possess him.Doe's aunt encouraged him to use a Ouija board, God, the Ouija board thread here was the best. "Logical" grown men deathly scared of a piece of cardboard/Parker's Brother game. edit: thread It's got nothing to do with the cardboard with silly symbols on it. It's the fact you are trying to contact the other side. This opens the door to shit you don't want. Calling on Charlie the demon even if there is no such demon opens the door for the ones that do exist. But I'm sure you don't believe in Demons, Angels etc. Says the guy with Pi as his avatar. I don't believe in Pi |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:27:28 AM EDT
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So now our demons are being outsourced? What is next?  Charlie is not a very Mexican name. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:27:58 AM EDT
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No you found a difference in belief systems. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's got nothing to do with the cardboard with silly symbols on it. It's the fact you are trying to contact the other side. This opens the door to shit you don't want. Calling on Charlie the demon even if there is no such demon opens the door for the ones that do exist. But I'm sure you don't believe in Demons, Angels etc. I think I found the flaw in your reasoning. No you found a difference in belief systems. Belief does not create existence. (Probably) |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:30:08 AM EDT
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Interesting....all those years in Catholic school and then 4 years a religious university I guess I didn't fully understand...
so apparently there is a mexican hell, its a little hotter, but the rent is cheaper and the booze will make you blind.... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:31:35 AM EDT
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Sounds like Santeria. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:32:00 AM EDT
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plus 1 for outsourcing demon jokes,
Haunting and possessions of less quality but the savings..... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:34:19 AM EDT
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Interesting....all those years in Catholic school and then 4 years a religious university I guess I didn't fully understand... so apparently there is a mexican hell, its a little hotter, but the rent is cheaper and the booze will make you blind.... You have to post this one more time for it happen.... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:34:34 AM EDT
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Interesting....all those years in Catholic school and then 4 years a religious university I guess I didn't fully understand... so apparently there is a mexican hell, its a little hotter, but the rent is cheaper and the booze will make you blind.... Canadian hell is cooler and the demons are more polite, but you get raped by wild moose daily. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:37:51 AM EDT
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Sounds like Santeria. Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:38:15 AM EDT
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The power of Jesús compels you.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:40:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:40:50 AM EDT
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Why do the supernatural beings in religion always lack foresight? God is all knowing and loving yet he still creates Lucifer? God sends Lucifer and the Angels out of heaven and doesn't strip their power from them? Revelation foretells the end of the world and yet Lucifer will proceed anyways? Wouldn't it be better for him to just not start Armageddon and continue to corrupt human souls for all of eternity? If hell is real and I get there I am staging a coup d'état and instilling some motherfucking discipline down there. I know some will blame it on arrogance or whatever, but if you are the second most powerful sub-deity in the universe then I hope you posses even a sliver of common sense.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:42:04 AM EDT
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Charlie turned me into a newt!
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:42:12 AM EDT
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Another project of the Obama administration to bring the illegal demons out of the shadows.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:43:23 AM EDT
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Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like Santeria. Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... The natural tremors in your hand are what move a Ouija board. Not evil spirits. See how angry you sound: "I don't give a damn what a self proclaimed know it all religionist thinks about my lack of belief in the make believe." |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:45:47 AM EDT
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Color me a skeptic.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:55:58 AM EDT
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Whatever you do... DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!!!
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Posted: 5/27/2015 9:56:34 AM EDT
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Certain types of kids have, yes. I've never felt called to summon a demon. I mean--why WOULD I? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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End times stuff people New "game" named "Charlie, Charlie Challenge" sweeping Twitter where teens summon a Mexican Demon named Charlie using a simple to make "magic board". Hundreds of videos being posted from all over the country on YouTube show object on these boards moving on their own answering questions. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/charlie-charlie-challenge-catholic-priest-5763103 End times? Kids have always done this. Certain types of kids have, yes. I've never felt called to summon a demon. I mean--why WOULD I? I tried to summon a Mexican demon. I figured Charlie would be busy so I called Jesús. Wouldn't you know it, our lord and savior shows up. I was so disappointed, until he made "horns" with his fingers. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:00:37 AM EDT
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Three pages and no one has posted the best Mexican demon of all.....
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:09:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sounds like Santeria. Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... In this thread, people who believe in demons but would likely dismiss Leprechauns, Rakshasa, Frost Giants, Djinn, The Jersey Devil and Gun Owning Democrats as crazy primitive superstitions.... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:10:44 AM EDT
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That is just great. First illegal aliens and now illegal demons??!!  |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:13:35 AM EDT
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So what round for Mexican demons?
Anything purchased from American Spirit Arms by chance? |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:22:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:22:57 AM EDT
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My grandma didn't want me reading Harry Potter books because she was told that reading them could summon evil spirits. I wish that were a joke with a great punch line, but it's really just a sad but true anecdote.  My parents thought the exact same. Evil witchcraft in them thar books! Oh, and Dungeons & Dragons was supposed to be devil worship or something. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:23:51 AM EDT
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you idiots didn't get it to work because you said "CHARLIE". everyone knows its pronounced "SHARLIE".
fucking non Spanish speaking fuckers.... SHARLIE SHARLIE DONDE ESTE
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:25:05 AM EDT
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mmm Selma
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:30:06 AM EDT
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Grown fucking men think that they can fucking trash to dead people, demons, ghosts, spirits, spectors, spooks, and other otherworldly horse shit that doesn't exist. Just fucking sad. Oh, I know for a fact that spirits exist. I just haven't figured out whether any of them are demons or not. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:31:02 AM EDT
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That is just great. First illegal aliens and now illegal demons??!! only possessing those American demons wont. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:32:24 AM EDT
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They got it wrong anyway. The Mexican spirit they're trying to summon isn't names "Charlie", it's "Cuervo".
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:34:02 AM EDT
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you idiots didn't get it to work because you said "CHARLIE". everyone knows its pronounced "SHARLIE". fucking non Spanish speaking fuckers.... SHARLIE SHARLIE DONDE ESTE Damn it, you beat me! Also be aware that the same person will pronounce the word "shoes" as "choose". Go figure... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:34:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, I know for a fact that spirits exist. I just haven't figured out whether any of them are demons or not. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Grown fucking men think that they can fucking trash to dead people, demons, ghosts, spirits, spectors, spooks, and other otherworldly horse shit that doesn't exist. Just fucking sad. Oh, I know for a fact that spirits exist. I just haven't figured out whether any of them are demons or not. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:34:55 AM EDT
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Grown fucking men think that they can fucking trash to dead people, demons, ghosts, spirits, spectors, spooks, and other otherworldly horse shit that doesn't exist. Just fucking sad. What's sad is grown men not believing in a higher power, a creator, someone we must all answer to for our transgressions here on Earth. These things are real, Bible prophesy is being fulfilled right before our very eyes, yet people still turn from God and mock those that do believe. What's interesting is that all of this is mentioned in the Holy Bible, even Jesus Himself cast demons out of people when He walked the Earth. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:36:07 AM EDT
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I try not to invite any monsters into my life. Orcs, Goblins, Wraiths, Litches, Necromancers, etc. but if they show up that is what my +1 AR-15 is for. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Inviting demons into you life can only end badly. If you believe in demonic possession, this shit is no joke. Known as the "real" story behind the novel and Hollywood movie The Exorcist, the tale of fourteen year-old Roland Doe is one of the most notorious stories of demonic possession. In fact, Roland Doe is not his real name; it is a pseudonym assigned to him by the Catholic church in order to preserve the boy's privacy. In the late 1940s, and many speculate that after her death the boy attempted to contact his aunt with the Ouija board, an act which opened the door for the demons who wished to possess him.Doe's aunt encouraged him to use a Ouija board, I try not to invite any monsters into my life. Orcs, Goblins, Wraiths, Litches, Necromancers, etc. but if they show up that is what my +1 AR-15 is for. if that doesn't work then... 
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:38:44 AM EDT
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Damn it, you beat me! Also be aware that the same person will pronounce the word "shoes" as "choose". Go figure... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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you idiots didn't get it to work because you said "CHARLIE". everyone knows its pronounced "SHARLIE". fucking non Spanish speaking fuckers.... SHARLIE SHARLIE DONDE ESTE Damn it, you beat me! Also be aware that the same person will pronounce the word "shoes" as "choose". Go figure... and don't forget shocolate (=chocolate) , chape =shape, chowe = show and show = chow.... holy chit, I can go on for days. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:40:33 AM EDT
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Unassailable photographic evidence that spirits exist.  |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:41:11 AM EDT
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Oh, I know for a fact that spirits exist. I just haven't figured out whether any of them are demons or not. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Grown fucking men think that they can fucking trash to dead people, demons, ghosts, spirits, spectors, spooks, and other otherworldly horse shit that doesn't exist. Just fucking sad. Oh, I know for a fact that spirits exist. I just haven't figured out whether any of them are demons or not. Some are just tequila. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:46:09 AM EDT
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Nothing new just reborn.
The first and original demon game was summoning an Italian demon. It was called the Louigi board iirc. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:48:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:50:54 AM EDT
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The natural tremors in your hand are what move a Ouija board. Not evil spirits. See how angry you sound: "I don't give a damn what a self proclaimed know it all religionist thinks about my lack of belief in the make believe." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like Santeria. Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... The natural tremors in your hand are what move a Ouija board. Not evil spirits. See how angry you sound: "I don't give a damn what a self proclaimed know it all religionist thinks about my lack of belief in the make believe." I'm quite certain the hand tremors can contribute. Might even almost always contribute. Doesn't mean it can't happen, or that the stupid Parker Brothers game is the only channel. Angry? Yeah. Being told by other posters that because I believe in demons and possessions I am somehow not intelligent tends to do that... |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:51:41 AM EDT
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I guess it is all up to belief. IIRC most religions of the book, unless looking at a secularized branches of them, believe in spirits. Likewise, the injunctions on calling upon them dates back to the old testament. So I fully suspect that this thread will be one of atheists making fun of religions, and protestants making fun of Catholics.
I am going to just be lazy - because doing a bible search on spirits will turn up way too much. But doing one on necromancy - came up with Lev 19:31, Lev 20:6, Lev 20:27, and Deut 18:11 - all condemning both consulting the dead and spirits. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:52:26 AM EDT
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In this thread, people who believe in demons but would likely dismiss Leprechauns, Rakshasa, Frost Giants, Djinn, The Jersey Devil and Gun Owning Democrats as crazy primitive superstitions.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like Santeria. Not really, although Santeria does, unfortunately, have a dark side. People fuck around with this stuff at their peril, and I don't give a damn what a bunch of self-proclaimed know-it-alls think about my belief in the stuff. Demons are real. Possessions are real. People who mess with the occult rarely get what they bargained for... In this thread, people who believe in demons but would likely dismiss Leprechauns, Rakshasa, Frost Giants, Djinn, The Jersey Devil and Gun Owning Democrats as crazy primitive superstitions.... I try not to paint with broad brushes. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:53:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:53:41 AM EDT
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mmm Selma
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:54:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: incoming video guys this is scary eta it will finish uploading shortly to Jootube then you can all get 7spooky9u. brb brushing teeth and woke up the babby fml. HERE TOY GO GD PROOOF:  http://youtu.be/smqhJlEha60 |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:58:05 AM EDT
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As for the dark side of Santeria - just ask Kilroy (of course you will need to use a medium to do that, since they ripped out his spine as part of the ritual). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_J._Kilroy
I was in Matomores that year - and at the Hard Rock Cafe the day before. |
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:58:58 AM EDT
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okay den
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Posted: 5/27/2015 10:58:59 AM EDT
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el oh fucking el
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Posted: 5/27/2015 11:05:14 AM EDT
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Someone who has more editing skills than me should post a Charlie video and have this guy show up.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 11:07:14 AM EDT
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Only Mexican demons I have summoned were about 4 hours after eating shrimp tacos from a push cart vendor on the street.
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Posted: 5/27/2015 11:30:43 AM EDT
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Some are just tequila. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Grown fucking men think that they can fucking trash to dead people, demons, ghosts, spirits, spectors, spooks, and other otherworldly horse shit that doesn't exist. Just fucking sad. Oh, I know for a fact that spirits exist. I just haven't figured out whether any of them are demons or not. Some are just tequila. I don't drink 
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