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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:12:42 AM EDT
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did you disappoint him like all your other male lovers?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:15:33 AM EDT
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Was it the worst 30 seconds of her life?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:16:55 AM EDT
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She taught me how to divide lol
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Do you know calculus now?or does it not work that way?

She taught me how to divide lol

Then did you flip her over and show her how to multiply?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:19:38 AM EDT
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Did she ask, "You been in here before?"  And the massage parlor owner later bang on the door and say, "You go. You here three hour.  You eat too much."
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:21:26 AM EDT
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screencap of Tinder pic of said alleged Asian chick?
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screencap of Tinder pic of said alleged Asian chick?



It was an Asian silicone love doll from the love doll mall.....
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:23:04 AM EDT
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LOL -------- welcome to 43yr's ago...


Now hit some...


Korean

Chinese born in England

Chinese

Chinese born in the USA

Japanese...



(funny I've never actually thought about it till now ------------ "Keeps me some Asian Chicks...!!!")













Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:23:37 AM EDT
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How flat was her ass?



All the Asian girls I've ever been with have flat asses, no matter how hot they are.





It is unfortunate. And I've been with a lot of Asians.
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i think you mean how flat was her entire body?    fucking surfboards...









Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:24:11 AM EDT
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Was she a freak in the sack?

I fucked around with a Japanese-American chick for a long while.   Just curious if she just happened to be, or if all Asian chicks are.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:24:29 AM EDT
[#9]
I hear asians like buttholes...did she finger yours?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:27:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Pickle surprise?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:30:07 AM EDT
[#11]
Think you will see her again?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:32:29 AM EDT
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Shaved or did she have that nice Chinese bush?

My wife has the nice Chinese bush...mmmmm, love that hairy mound....

Do her nipple stand up on their own all the time? If my wife isn't wearing a bra, its pokey time all the time....
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 9:53:38 AM EDT
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was it sideways? I hear theyre sideways.
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The runway is east and west When they slide down the banister it goes flap, flap,flap, flap, plap
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 10:51:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 10:54:04 AM EDT
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Pubic hair? If so, was it curly or straight?
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Runway and nicely trimmed.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 10:55:03 AM EDT
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How flat was her ass?

All the Asian girls I've ever been with have flat asses, no matter how hot they are.


It is unfortunate. And I've been with a lot of Asians.
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It was really nice actually.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 10:55:09 AM EDT
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My subscription to Tinder was $19.99
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How much did it cost?

My subscription to Tinder was $19.99


You need a subscription to that shitty window shopping app now?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 10:56:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 10:59:58 AM EDT
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Was she a freak in the sack?

I fucked around with a Japanese-American chick for a long while.   Just curious if she just happened to be, or if all Asian chicks are.
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Yes very much so.  She had a thing for pinching and scratching as she was climaxing.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:01:10 AM EDT
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Were  you horny again 10 minutes later?


Guess I missed the joke.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:01:26 AM EDT
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I can say I am very confident she was not disappointed.
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Do you think she's on some forum right now starting a thread titled "I just got disappointed by my first white boy?"



I can say I am very confident she was not disappointed.

So she's an actress then.........
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:06:56 AM EDT
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Are you Asian also?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:09:59 AM EDT
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This.


Also, did you get the normal small Asian boobies one, or one with big Asian boobies?






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Pics.

you know the rules.

Hot Asian babe pics NOW!!!


 




This.


Also, did you get the normal small Asian boobies one, or one with big Asian boobies?








I second this motion.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:10:13 AM EDT
[#24]
did she sound like the chicks in Asian porn?
(eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:12:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:14:48 AM EDT
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She coming back for more or was this a 1 shot deal?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:18:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:24:44 AM EDT
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She taught me how to divide lol
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Do you know calculus now?or does it not work that way?



She taught me how to divide lol




 



Yea, cell division...have fun dad.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:30:28 AM EDT
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Did you tell her you want #69 with fried rice and hot tea?
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"Hey Babe, how about a little sixty nine?"





"Why you want beef and broccoli now?!?"


 
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:41:17 AM EDT
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I dated a Chinese girl for almost a year.  She was a tiger in the sack. She was very attractive and I fell in love. Unfortunately she was crazier than a cockroach on a hot griddle and I bolted when the opportunity presented itself.  That didn't prevent her from stalking me for a year and pretending to give birth to my children. (fake).



Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:42:01 AM EDT
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did she sound like the chicks in Asian porn?
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Nah, they sound like every other woman having an orgasm.

I think the Asian porn girls sound like that on purpose.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:45:21 AM EDT
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How dense was the underbrush?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:45:28 AM EDT
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Well since he took her to his place, I'll be on the look out for the 'I am being stalked by a crazy asian bitch' thread
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This is so true.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:47:57 AM EDT
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She taught me how to divide lol
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Do you know calculus now?or does it not work that way?

She taught me how to divide lol


How freaked out will you be when you learn that your lesson in division was really a lesson in multiplication?

Oh, and pics are required. Rules are rules.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:47:59 AM EDT
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FWIW, in my experience they are scrupulous about keeping everything very neat and tidy.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:48:05 AM EDT
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Love Asian girls.



Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:52:36 AM EDT
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I'm married to a wonderful asian lady, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the OP's thread...



Link Posted: 4/25/2015 11:56:42 AM EDT
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Now this is funny!
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 12:00:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2015 1:09:02 PM EDT
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Did you get the crap...
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:39:03 PM EDT
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Do her tiny hands make your tiny cock look huge?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:53:23 PM EDT
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Sounds like you're already putting it on a pedastal.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:55:28 PM EDT
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Nah, they sound like every other woman having an orgasm.
I think the Asian porn girls sound like that on purpose.



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did she sound like the chicks in Asian porn?



(eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)?

Nah, they sound like every other woman having an orgasm.
I think the Asian porn girls sound like that on purpose.




 
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 4:59:17 PM EDT
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Never heard this one before. I will have to tell my asian wife.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:05:47 PM EDT
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Are you #10 or #1 ?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:06:05 PM EDT
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Did you send her down a sliding board OP? What sound did it make?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:07:56 PM EDT
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How many roses ? did you go for half an hour or the full hour? did you tip?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:14:47 PM EDT
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Does she think 69 is beef and broccoli?
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:45:02 PM EDT
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probably american born. hit/it quit it.
Link Posted: 4/25/2015 5:47:57 PM EDT
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Did it look like roast beef down there?
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