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Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:51:30 PM EDT
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At least I've never fucked my sister or her cat

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According to wiki it looks like you're good to go on the cat in TX, if you want to improve your score.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:51:48 PM EDT
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I got a 42. Woohoo

Having scored 13, I am very sad to read this.



Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:52:48 PM EDT
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Wow, you sound boring then.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:53:04 PM EDT
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When you're at the school dance and you're dancing too close together with your girl.
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I lost my shit at "Danced without leaving room for Jesus".  

This has to be parody.

Left that one blank, it was the only one I didn't know what it meant.

When you're at the school dance and you're dancing too close together with your girl.


If she's not close enough, how can I rub my boner on her?  
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:54:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:54:29 PM EDT
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40.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:54:33 PM EDT
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Wow, you sound boring then.
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I got a 42. Woohoo

Wow, you sound boring then.


I'm a rice cake
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:55:04 PM EDT
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16....That good or Bad?
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:56:00 PM EDT
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I got a twenty.
If I had a smart phone or skyped, I could have probably got down to a single digit score.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:56:29 PM EDT
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I don't see how you could get a score at 10 or below without doing anything illegal.




I got a 17 and there wasn't much left to cross off.






Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:56:34 PM EDT
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15.  You all are a bunch of prudes.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:56:49 PM EDT
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69 and I quit 2/3 down.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:57:20 PM EDT
[#13]
15
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:57:51 PM EDT
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Clocked in honestly at 51.
 
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:58:06 PM EDT
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How many of you queers said they'd given fellatio?
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It said "engaged in"  I took that to mean that receiving counted as well.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:58:12 PM EDT
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100-98… You’re crazy pure. You’re like the freaking baby Jesus.

97-94… You’re still pretty damn pure but you’ve probably done a few things (ex.: you’ve probably kissed an SO (significant other) or held hands with someone other than a family member, etc.)

93-77… This is the range of scores that the averagely pure person will probably receive… you’re not the purist person out there but you’re also not a literal prostitute (ex: you’ve probably french kissed an SO or masturbated or kissed someone below the belt, etc.)

76-45… These are the scores that indicate you have probably had your fair share of sexual/drug/getting-in-trouble-with-the-law experiences. To get a score in this range, you’ve probably checked off some moderately crazy things (ex.: you’ve probably had sex or been drunk or smoked marijuana, etc.)

44-9… These scores are reserved for the super hardcore people. Like the people who have been in orgies or jail (ex: you’ve probably used a hard drug before or had sex in public or had anal sex, etc.)

8-0… Well, I’ve yet to meet anyone with a score lower than a 9. Congrats on your hardcoreness if you got a score like this (ex: you’ve probably had sex with an animal or a cousin or a paying customer, etc.)
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 4:59:16 PM EDT
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It said "engaged in"  I took that to mean that receiving counted as well.
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How many of you queers said they'd given fellatio?


It said "engaged in"  I took that to mean that receiving counted as well.


Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:02:11 PM EDT
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41.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:02:18 PM EDT
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Your score:

39
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:02:37 PM EDT
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How many of you queers said they'd given fellatio?




It said "engaged in"  I took that to mean that receiving counted as well.




https://zeitgeistandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/engage.jpg




 
Dangerous game you're playing with those assumptions....




replace the word with the definition and you get this - engaged in oral stimulation of the penis?
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:06:05 PM EDT
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  Dangerous game you're playing with those assumptions....


replace the word with the definition and you get this - engaged in oral stimulation of the penis?
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How many of you queers said they'd given fellatio?


It said "engaged in"  I took that to mean that receiving counted as well.


https://zeitgeistandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/engage.jpg

  Dangerous game you're playing with those assumptions....


replace the word with the definition and you get this - engaged in oral stimulation of the penis?


Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:10:02 PM EDT
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15.

Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:10:08 PM EDT
[#24]
38
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:11:58 PM EDT
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You made sure to check off the box about voyeurism, right?
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:12:33 PM EDT
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Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?
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Have you never been a teenager?
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:15:17 PM EDT
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4

Never been convicted or gotten crabs.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:15:31 PM EDT
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9. I am not a felon, haven't used extreme drugs, or banged a relative or animal. You are a bunch of prudes. I know plenty who would have scored lower than I.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:15:43 PM EDT
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Have you never been a teenager?
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Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?


Have you never been a teenager?


We would kiss all the time.  Movie nights consisted of making out for about 4 hours, and jumping away from each other whenever a parent came around.  But my lips didn't touch their's for 2 hours straight without interruption.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:18:07 PM EDT
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47

I blame that bitch I was with freshman year. I took the test last year (pre relationship) and was around a 70
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:20:03 PM EDT
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40... what some of you have done to get in the teens, I don't want to know.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:20:38 PM EDT
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40... what some of you have done to get in the teens, I don't want to know.
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sister fuckers, the lot of them
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:20:56 PM EDT
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Have you never been a teenager?
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Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?


Have you never been a teenager?


This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but...

When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration.

Because... and I quote...

A peach is a peach
And a plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue.

(There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.)


Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours.  

Don't you dare judge me.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:21:14 PM EDT
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15. Is that good or bad?
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:22:08 PM EDT
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This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but...

When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration.

Because... and I quote...

A peach is a peach
And a plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue.

(There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.)


Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours.  

Don't you dare judge me.
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15.

Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?


Have you never been a teenager?


This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but...

When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration.

Because... and I quote...

A peach is a peach
And a plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue.

(There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.)


Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours.  

Don't you dare judge me.


I wouldn't dream of judging you.


I adore kissing. I think it's fucking wonderful and I wish the SO would make out with me more often
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:22:43 PM EDT
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62.  I don't foresee ever breaking 50 in my lifetime.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:23:00 PM EDT
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I was really trying for 87 but didn't want to lie...
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same

they say 44-9 is hardcore... if you have had a relationship with someone for more than a couple months it doesnt seem hard to get there, I wouldnt consider myself hardcore at all
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:25:22 PM EDT
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That depends
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:27:09 PM EDT
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21
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:27:49 PM EDT
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I got a 34
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:28:15 PM EDT
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This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but...

When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration.

Because... and I quote...

A peach is a peach
And a plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue.

(There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.)


Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours.  

Don't you dare judge me.
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15.

Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?


Have you never been a teenager?


This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but...

When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration.

Because... and I quote...

A peach is a peach
And a plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue.

(There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.)


Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours.  

Don't you dare judge me.

Long kissing is best kissing. Just saying. Distracting though.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:29:02 PM EDT
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I wouldn't dream of judging you.


I adore kissing. I think it's fucking wonderful and I wish the SO would make out with me more often
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15.

Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively?


Have you never been a teenager?


This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but...

When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration.

Because... and I quote...

A peach is a peach
And a plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue.

(There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.)


Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours.  

Don't you dare judge me.


I wouldn't dream of judging you.


I adore kissing. I think it's fucking wonderful and I wish the SO would make out with me more often


Well, if you're engaging in #37, that might be his reasoning.
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:29:14 PM EDT
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smoking mj is moderately crazy?



OMG, the dang kids in middle school are toking up




these ricers need a reality check, and crabs
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:30:04 PM EDT
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I'm a rice cake
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I got a 42. Woohoo

Wow, you sound boring then.


I'm a rice cake

Tsk tsk.  A white rice cake even, not any of that awesome unpure brown rice cake awesomeness
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:30:20 PM EDT
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19, but they need a 'I don't remember' option...
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:30:34 PM EDT
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.22
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I don't think I can post my score.  My wife is on the site
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the question was participated in fellatio meaning received or given
Link Posted: 4/20/2015 5:34:30 PM EDT
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I don't think I can post my score.  My wife is on the site
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She posted on page 2.
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You obviously said no to the methamphetamine question.  

 
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