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View Quote According to wiki it looks like you're good to go on the cat in TX, if you want to improve your score. |
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When you're at the school dance and you're dancing too close together with your girl. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I lost my shit at "Danced without leaving room for Jesus". This has to be parody. Left that one blank, it was the only one I didn't know what it meant. When you're at the school dance and you're dancing too close together with your girl. If she's not close enough, how can I rub my boner on her? |
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I got a twenty.
If I had a smart phone or skyped, I could have probably got down to a single digit score. |
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100-98… You’re crazy pure. You’re like the freaking baby Jesus.
97-94… You’re still pretty damn pure but you’ve probably done a few things (ex.: you’ve probably kissed an SO (significant other) or held hands with someone other than a family member, etc.) 93-77… This is the range of scores that the averagely pure person will probably receive… you’re not the purist person out there but you’re also not a literal prostitute (ex: you’ve probably french kissed an SO or masturbated or kissed someone below the belt, etc.) 76-45… These are the scores that indicate you have probably had your fair share of sexual/drug/getting-in-trouble-with-the-law experiences. To get a score in this range, you’ve probably checked off some moderately crazy things (ex.: you’ve probably had sex or been drunk or smoked marijuana, etc.) 44-9… These scores are reserved for the super hardcore people. Like the people who have been in orgies or jail (ex: you’ve probably used a hard drug before or had sex in public or had anal sex, etc.) 8-0… Well, I’ve yet to meet anyone with a score lower than a 9. Congrats on your hardcoreness if you got a score like this (ex: you’ve probably had sex with an animal or a cousin or a paying customer, etc.) |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How many of you queers said they'd given fellatio? It said "engaged in" I took that to mean that receiving counted as well. https://zeitgeistandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/engage.jpg Dangerous game you're playing with those assumptions.... replace the word with the definition and you get this - engaged in oral stimulation of the penis? |
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Dangerous game you're playing with those assumptions.... replace the word with the definition and you get this - engaged in oral stimulation of the penis? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How many of you queers said they'd given fellatio? It said "engaged in" I took that to mean that receiving counted as well. https://zeitgeistandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/engage.jpg Dangerous game you're playing with those assumptions.... replace the word with the definition and you get this - engaged in oral stimulation of the penis? |
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9. I am not a felon, haven't used extreme drugs, or banged a relative or animal. You are a bunch of prudes. I know plenty who would have scored lower than I.
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15. Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively? Have you never been a teenager? We would kiss all the time. Movie nights consisted of making out for about 4 hours, and jumping away from each other whenever a parent came around. But my lips didn't touch their's for 2 hours straight without interruption. |
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I blame that bitch I was with freshman year. I took the test last year (pre relationship) and was around a 70 |
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40... what some of you have done to get in the teens, I don't want to know.
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15. Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively? Have you never been a teenager? This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but... When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration. Because... and I quote... A peach is a peach And a plum is a plum But a kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue. (There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.) Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours. Don't you dare judge me. |
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This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but... When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration. Because... and I quote... A peach is a peach And a plum is a plum But a kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue. (There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.) Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours. Don't you dare judge me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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15. Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively? Have you never been a teenager? This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but... When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration. Because... and I quote... A peach is a peach And a plum is a plum But a kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue. (There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.) Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours. Don't you dare judge me. I wouldn't dream of judging you. I adore kissing. I think it's fucking wonderful and I wish the SO would make out with me more often |
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This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but... When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration. Because... and I quote... A peach is a peach And a plum is a plum But a kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue. (There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.) Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours. Don't you dare judge me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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15. Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively? Have you never been a teenager? This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but... When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration. Because... and I quote... A peach is a peach And a plum is a plum But a kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue. (There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.) Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours. Don't you dare judge me. Long kissing is best kissing. Just saying. Distracting though. |
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15. Who kisses for 2 hours consecutively? Have you never been a teenager? This is going to sound ridiculously juvenile and hopelessly romantic, but... When we were 16, my wife and I had a 'house rule' that all kisses had to be at least 10 seconds in duration. Because... and I quote... A peach is a peach And a plum is a plum But a kiss ain't a kiss Without some tongue. (There is a second verse of 'so open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise', but it makes it too long, and it's not as funny.) Most of our dates consisted of Dairy Queen drive-thru Blizzards followed by making out in the back of my station wagon for 3-4 hours. Don't you dare judge me. I wouldn't dream of judging you. I adore kissing. I think it's fucking wonderful and I wish the SO would make out with me more often Well, if you're engaging in #37, that might be his reasoning. |
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smoking mj is moderately crazy?
OMG, the dang kids in middle school are toking up these ricers need a reality check, and crabs |
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