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Who would have known that getting married and having a kid would have cost me some of my precious purity points?
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52, not the highest score, but I'm not old, I'm a young senior citizen.
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9, There really has to be some people far worse than me here...
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View Quote I thought you only had brothers |
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I lost my shit at "Danced without leaving room for Jesus".
This has to be parody. |
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29, WTF does that even mean? ETA: Nevermind, I found out what it means. Holy shit I'm actually hard core at something! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
29, WTF does that even mean? ETA: Nevermind, I found out what it means. Holy shit I'm actually hard core at something! 44-9… these scores are reserved for the super hardcore people. Like the people who have been in orgies or jail (ex: you’ve probably used a hard drug before or had sex in public or had anal sex, etc.) I got a 25. Never been in jail. The only time I've been in cuffs is in my bedroom. |
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Is this like the Jr. High version of this quiz? You could easily replace "Have you been in the principal's office?" with "Have you earned your red wings?," "Have you ever seen boobies?" with "Have you ever pulled a hostile extraction from a strip club?," and "Have you ever spit on the sidewalk?" with "Have you ever been questioned by the police about a Vietnamese drug gang while you were wearing a cloak and sword?" Just hypothetically. |
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View Quote But that's about that's about the extent of it! |
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Holy shit, I haven't seen this test in more than a decade.
But I'm up to 24 now. |
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I lost my shit at "Danced without leaving room for Jesus". This has to be parody. Left that one blank, it was the only one I didn't know what it meant. When you're at the school dance and you're dancing too close together with your girl. |
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No close dancing, torsos touching. Something a church lady chaperone might say. lol View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I lost my shit at "Danced without leaving room for Jesus". This has to be parody. Left that one blank, it was the only one I didn't know what it meant. Thanks, I just moved to 10 |
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Scoring based on many years ago when I would have been going to college I scored a 37
Would have been in the 40's otherwise |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I lost my shit at "Danced without leaving room for Jesus". This has to be parody. Left that one blank, it was the only one I didn't know what it meant. Thanks, I just moved to 10 Wait, is that good... or baaaaad ? |
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Damn, I think that needs to be rectified. Gimme a mo-mo, I'll call EEsmith and see if we could get that score a little lower. Edit: EEsmith, if you are reading this, this was meant to be in a humorous manner. LOL |
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I got a 22
I laughed hard because I got all of them up to cheating and one night stands. I might fuck a horse, but have standards |
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If you scored below 26, you're likely a sick fuck or a criminal........cause that's what I scored and I've done a lot of shit.
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I've had sex with exactly one person (we've done it a few times, though ), and I totally made her pregnant on purpose. |
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