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Posted: 4/19/2015 6:21:56 AM EDT
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When I was in German class, a girl went up to the board to spell out a word, but she left out the umlauts over the u.
The teacher said "You left out the umlauts". She jumped up and chalked them in. Then he said "You wish you had umlauts." Which was funny, because this girl was flat as a board and everyone got the double entendre. Poor girl. |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 6:25:23 AM EDT
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In America...All we need is ONE dot. And, WE put it above a lower case "I", or "J" where it belongs!
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Posted: 4/19/2015 6:47:21 AM EDT
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In America...All we need is ONE dot. And, WE put it above a lower case "I", or "J" where it belongs! We also put circles over the letter "A". 
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Posted: 4/19/2015 6:58:35 AM EDT
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
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Posted: 4/19/2015 7:15:08 AM EDT
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3b/2euro1-dick.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061125174554 If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 8:48:42 AM EDT
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If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3b/2euro1-dick.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061125174554 If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? The chin? :P |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 3:07:39 PM EDT
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If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3b/2euro1-dick.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061125174554 If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? A small drop of jizz....
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Posted: 4/19/2015 3:09:08 PM EDT
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A small drop of jizz.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3b/2euro1-dick.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061125174554 If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? A small drop of jizz.... ...on top of Germany. |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 5:40:42 PM EDT
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...on top of Germany. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3b/2euro1-dick.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061125174554 If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? A small drop of jizz.... ...on top of Germany. Germany's famous for those films. 
ETA: or the ones with the B in the middle of the word, like ScheiBe. |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 5:47:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThanks, I needed a laugh. 
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Posted: 4/19/2015 7:40:51 PM EDT
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Meh, they're pretty average looking. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Only thing I'd butcher from your country is... the vagina of your women with my penis! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png 
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmm! I'd lick that girl on the right ass like an ant eater on a termite mound! Meh, they're pretty average looking. Yea... So... They're Swedish!
Ain't nothing finer... 'cept maybe the daytona 500 and british women! |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 7:44:30 PM EDT
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Yeah, as if a bunch of obese neckbeards would have any luck with women. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think ARFCOM should have a team outing .... Sweden!
That country would never be the same again. And I would leave behind a lot of babby mommas! Yeah, as if a bunch of obese neckbeards would have any luck with women. 
Bisch! I'm 6'3 189 Lbs 85 Kg..... I'm FAR from obese.... Just get your couch futon ready... for you to sleep on as your bed will be occupied by me and all the brunette swedish girls I can swoon! |
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Posted: 4/19/2015 11:35:39 PM EDT
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Meh, they're pretty average looking. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Only thing I'd butcher from your country is... the vagina of your women with my penis! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmm! I'd lick that girl on the right ass like an ant eater on a termite mound! Meh, they're pretty average looking. Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer. 
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Posted: 4/19/2015 11:37:08 PM EDT
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Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
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Only thing I'd butcher from your country is... the vagina of your women with my penis! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmm! I'd lick that girl on the right ass like an ant eater on a termite mound! Meh, they're pretty average looking. Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
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Posted: 4/20/2015 1:08:01 AM EDT
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...on top of Germany. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Umlauts everywhere over here. That shit drives me crazy, even Munich is spelled München here.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3b/2euro1-dick.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061125174554 If Sweden is the cock, what does that make Denmark? A small drop of jizz.... ...on top of Germany. Gotta ask my German peers here, maybe they into that kinda stuff...
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Posted: 4/20/2015 1:10:59 AM EDT
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Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
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Only thing I'd butcher from your country is... the vagina of your women with my penis! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmm! I'd lick that girl on the right ass like an ant eater on a termite mound! Meh, they're pretty average looking. Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
Yeah, but Swedish chicks are easy. German gals are playing hard to get. Took me longer than usual to get the girl I wanted down here in SoGer. |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 7:56:37 AM EDT
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My boss is German, not "German-American" but straight from the fatherland......She's alpha as fuck! The Norse genes are strong in them hoes!
She just looks at you like this all the time.... She is never wrong, will always win, and will have the last word, when she does talk. No sense of humor, never smiles and her hands are as big as the mitt on the hamburger helper box. She does bring Milka chocolate to work 'tho... and will have your back if you're in the right and the shit is hitting thte fan.
Still....I could not imagine being married to or dating one....
#thehandstho Oh and she wears lace boy shorts underwear!
Are German women freaks in bed? Or do they just lay there like a blow up doll would? |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 8:42:25 AM EDT
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Murica we do what we want. 
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Posted: 4/20/2015 10:38:08 AM EDT
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My boss is German, not "German-American" but straight from the fatherland......She's alpha as fuck! The Norse genes are strong in them hoes! She just looks at you like this all the time.... She is never wrong, will always win, and will have the last word, when she does talk. No sense of humor, never smiles and her hands are as big as the mitt on the hamburger helper box. She does bring Milka chocolate to work 'tho... and will have your back if you're in the right and the shit is hitting thte fan.
Still....I could not imagine being married to or dating one....
#thehandstho Oh and she wears lace boy shorts underwear!
Are German women freaks in bed? Or do they just lay there like a blow up doll would? She sounds northern German... Teutonic. My HH6 is a full blooded German, but Bavarian from the south. They are different, show emotions and have temperament. They have a good sense of humor too. Uh, you should print this out and show to your bosslady....
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Posted: 4/20/2015 11:14:20 AM EDT
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She sounds northern German... Teutonic. My HH6 is a full blooded German, but Bavarian from the south. They are different, show emotions and have temperament. They have a good sense of humor too. Uh, you should print this out and show to your bosslady....
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My boss is German, not "German-American" but straight from the fatherland......She's alpha as fuck! The Norse genes are strong in them hoes! She just looks at you like this all the time.... She is never wrong, will always win, and will have the last word, when she does talk. No sense of humor, never smiles and her hands are as big as the mitt on the hamburger helper box. She does bring Milka chocolate to work 'tho... and will have your back if you're in the right and the shit is hitting thte fan.
Still....I could not imagine being married to or dating one....
#thehandstho Oh and she wears lace boy shorts underwear!
Are German women freaks in bed? Or do they just lay there like a blow up doll would? She sounds northern German... Teutonic. My HH6 is a full blooded German, but Bavarian from the south. They are different, show emotions and have temperament. They have a good sense of humor too. Uh, you should print this out and show to your bosslady....
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/122020140452173.jpg Holy cow...you called it! 
She's from Bargteheide! No way in HELL I'd show her that picture!
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Posted: 4/20/2015 11:17:20 AM EDT
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Murica we do what we want. Part of me is embarrassed that this exists, and the other part of me is saying "that's fucking cool". |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 1:17:18 PM EDT
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Part of me is embarrassed that this exists, and the other part of me is saying "that's fucking cool". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Murica we do what we want. http://imglulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-picture-laziness-level-murica.jpg Part of me is embarrassed that this exists, and the other part of me is saying "that's fucking cool". Yeah, I'm lazy - I have no desire to spend 10 minutes on my hands and knees sopping up a gallon of milk when my kid drops it. And to those who would reply "just have your kid do it," do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 1:37:32 PM EDT
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Part of me is embarrassed that this exists, and the other part of me is saying "that's fucking cool". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Murica we do what we want. http://imglulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-picture-laziness-level-murica.jpg Part of me is embarrassed that this exists, and the other part of me is saying "that's fucking cool". I thought it was more trouble than it is worth and result in a net increase in labor to pour things. In my defense, I am an engineer. |
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Posted: 4/20/2015 1:46:57 PM EDT
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Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
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Only thing I'd butcher from your country is... the vagina of your women with my penis! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmm! I'd lick that girl on the right ass like an ant eater on a termite mound! Meh, they're pretty average looking. Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
You shut your whore mouth! 
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Posted: 4/20/2015 3:34:39 PM EDT
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Holy cow...you called it!
She's from Bargteheide! No way in HELL I'd show her that picture! Bargteheide, Schleswig-Holstein.... Dear Mother of God!!! It doesn't get any more Teutonic-Viking than that in Germany.... Southern Germans think that they are south Denmark up there. The northerners are famous for having no humor, or at least a very dry one.... You can show her that pic, tell her it's from a Texan living in The very south of Germany, enjoying life with his Bavarian wife. I bet you good money that your boss won't even blink. 
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Posted: 4/20/2015 3:44:15 PM EDT
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/JsARCLIGHT/media/10311050_4129146642489_230064068559939137_n_zps2wuvjktx.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/JsARCLIGHT/10311050_4129146642489_230064068559939137_n_zps2wuvjktx.jpg</a> 
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Posted: 4/21/2015 11:02:23 PM EDT
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You shut your whore mouth! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Only thing I'd butcher from your country is... the vagina of your women with my penis! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmm! I'd lick that girl on the right ass like an ant eater on a termite mound! Meh, they're pretty average looking. Having been to Germany and Sweden, Germany has better looking women and way better beer.
You shut your whore mouth! Contrary to the Swedish stereo type, on average the brunettes were more attractive than the blondes. |
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Posted: 4/22/2015 9:02:00 AM EDT
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"Ace of Base" can be forgiven if you send Elsa Hosk to my quarters immediately.
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Posted: 4/22/2015 9:12:50 AM EDT
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"Ace of Base" can be forgiven if you send Elsa Hosk to my quarters immediately. Yeah, but all that she wants is another baby. She's gone tomorrow boy....
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