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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:14:37 PM EDT
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I had a horrible drinking problem in college and high school. I managed to stop but every once in a while when I have a truly bad day it gets tough to control.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:16:26 PM EDT
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No. I only drink in a good mood.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you ever start drinking to make yourself feel better than feel a hundred times worse than you were when you started?  No. I only drink in a good mood. Me too when you start drinking to make yourself feel better, it's time to start making some changes. |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:25:22 PM EDT
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Pro Tip: When the power goes out you need to readjust your hot tub settings. 72 degrees isn't warm enough.
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:44:08 PM EDT
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My allergies are out of control!
Holy fuck I'm staying in the basement this summer.  |
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:44:46 PM EDT
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I had a horrible drinking problem in college and high school. I managed to stop but every once in a while when I have a truly bad day it gets tough to control. That can be a little dangerous to slip back in to the old ways for some, if it works for you then cool, but I know I would probably drop back to how I used to be if I did that .
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Posted: 5/22/2015 11:47:30 PM EDT
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My allergies are out of control! Holy fuck I'm staying in the basement this summer. What was the alternative? Go outside....Eff that. 
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:03:40 AM EDT
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:06:00 AM EDT
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. 
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:06:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship.  Is she hot? Pics? |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:06:57 AM EDT
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SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. I just want to know what she is talking about. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:07:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What was the alternative? Go outside....Eff that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My allergies are out of control! Holy fuck I'm staying in the basement this summer. What was the alternative? Go outside....Eff that. I couldn't even see when I went outside today. Gotta stock up on more allergy meds.  |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:08:00 AM EDT
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Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship.
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship.
Is she hot? Pics? Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:09:14 AM EDT
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Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship.
Is she hot? Pics? Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. Umm...she is on Tinder, her shit is out there! |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:09:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship. Is she hot? Pics? Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission.  |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:10:09 AM EDT
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship.
Is she hot? Pics? Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. She's nothing spectacluar she is completely average by all standards but she likes guns and shit so that's cool |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:11:01 AM EDT
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Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. Sounds like she wanted to be apart of a gangbang but was tied up in a relationship.
Is she hot? Pics? Eh I don't exactly feel comfortable with sharing picture of girls to dudes on the internet without her permission. You haven't seen the tinder thread have you... 
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:14:58 AM EDT
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GD tinder pick up line thread
Pics ALL over that bitch. NOW POST PICS! |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:20:01 AM EDT
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I just want to know what she is talking about. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. I just want to know what she is talking about. Have y'all talked before, or did she randomly say that? |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:23:51 AM EDT
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Here faggots, this is all you're getting. She has an instagram but I have no idea what it is cause instagram is gay.
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:24:25 AM EDT
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Have y'all talked before, or did she randomly say that? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. I just want to know what she is talking about. Have y'all talked before, or did she randomly say that? We were talking and she randomly said it. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:27:27 AM EDT
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"Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? Guy Translation: "I didn't suck your dick, because I was kind of seeing someone. We broke up last week and now I Regret not sucking your dick." Your response should be: Do you have any plans this weekend? I have mouth wash! |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:28:30 AM EDT
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Guy Translation: "I didn't suck your dick, because I was kind of seeing someone. We broke up last week and now I Regret not sucking your dick." Your response should be: Do you have any plans this weekend? I have mouth wash! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? Guy Translation: "I didn't suck your dick, because I was kind of seeing someone. We broke up last week and now I Regret not sucking your dick." Your response should be: Do you have any plans this weekend? I have mouth wash! She's working all weekend but only has class from noon till 2 Monday. Also do I have to be WoWPro to get funny responses to my advice on women questions? |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:32:59 AM EDT
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Also do I have to be WoWPro to get funny responses to my advice on women questions? I tried
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:34:12 AM EDT
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Also do I have to be WoWPro to get funny responses to my advice on women questions? I tried No yours just happened to be great advice. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:38:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here faggots, this is all you're getting. She has an instagram but I have no idea what it is cause instagram is gay. http://i.imgur.com/NsTiycT.png Ask her if she likes anal. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:39:28 AM EDT
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Ask her if she likes anal. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here faggots, this is all you're getting. She has an instagram but I have no idea what it is cause instagram is gay. http://i.imgur.com/NsTiycT.png Ask her if she likes anal. She's got a kid so I'm gonna go with no. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:40:45 AM EDT
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GD taught me: no means yes; yes means anal.
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:40:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She's got a kid so I'm gonna go with no. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Here faggots, this is all you're getting. She has an instagram but I have no idea what it is cause instagram is gay. http://i.imgur.com/NsTiycT.png Ask her if she likes anal. She's got a kid so I'm gonna go with no.  Maybe she does now. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:41:41 AM EDT
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Ask her if she likes anal. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here faggots, this is all you're getting. She has an instagram but I have no idea what it is cause instagram is gay. http://i.imgur.com/NsTiycT.png Ask her if she likes anal. Weird with a big heart, yeah she likes anal. She is cute tho. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:44:38 AM EDT
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Maybe she does now. I could always try the dolphin |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:49:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I could always try the dolphin Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Maybe she does now. I could always try the dolphin  |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:51:59 AM EDT
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Maybe she does now. I could always try the dolphin
When you're railing a lady from behind you pull out and try to stick it in her ass and she makes a dolphin like sound. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:52:54 AM EDT
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I just want to know what she is talking about. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. I just want to know what she is talking about. Did she turn you down for a date? Maybe she wants to now. Did you guys not bang? She wants to. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:54:14 AM EDT
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Did she turn you down for a date? Maybe she wants to now. Did you guys not bang? She wants to. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So I just got this text from a tinder girl. "Do you ever not do stuff because you're with someone then after things change you wish you did?" The fuck does that even mean? You guys can come up with my response. SIIHPAPP! That is all I got. I wouldn't know how to date a woman now days! Been married too damn long. I just want to know what she is talking about. Did she turn you down for a date? Maybe she wants to now. Did you guys not bang? She wants to. Nah to both, though we have plans Monday, also it's Tinder everyone wants to bang. I just didnt want to have to deal with another dude or boyfriend which is what I thought she was hinting at. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:54:47 AM EDT
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So what did you text her back?
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:55:03 AM EDT
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Here faggots, this is all you're getting. She has an instagram but I have no idea what it is cause instagram is gay. http://i.imgur.com/NsTiycT.png She's cute. Go for it. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 12:57:15 AM EDT
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So what did you text her back? Just flat out asked her if she meant wanting bang someone else while she was in a relationship. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:01:57 AM EDT
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Just flat out asked her if she meant wanting bang someone else while she was in a relationship. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So what did you text her back? Just flat out asked her if she meant wanting bang someone else while she was in a relationship. Haha, hell yeah. Its tinder, ain't no body got time for beating around the bush! She respond? |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:02:58 AM EDT
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Haha, hell yeah. Its tinder, ain't no body got time for beating around the bush! She respond? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So what did you text her back? Just flat out asked her if she meant wanting bang someone else while she was in a relationship. Haha, hell yeah. Its tinder, ain't no body got time for beating around the bush! She respond? Some shit about going to her ex BF's drill weekend instead of going out on her 21st birthday. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:07:53 AM EDT
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I just had to sit throug an entire dinner with my fiancee's uncle and omg hes such a fucming douche. I drank soooooooo many beer to get through. AND I bought a bottle of Jamesons earlier thats going down smmmmoooooootheeee.
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:09:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When you're railing a lady from behind you pull out and try to stick it in her ass and she makes a dolphin like sound. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Maybe she does now. I could always try the dolphin When you're railing a lady from behind you pull out and try to stick it in her ass and she makes a dolphin like sound.  |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:15:08 AM EDT
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Some shit about going to her ex BF's drill weekend instead of going out on her 21st birthday. 
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:16:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some shit about going to her ex BF's drill weekend instead of going out on her 21st birthday. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So what did you text her back? Just flat out asked her if she meant wanting bang someone else while she was in a relationship. Haha, hell yeah. Its tinder, ain't no body got time for beating around the bush! She respond? Some shit about going to her ex BF's drill weekend instead of going out on her 21st birthday. How long has she been 21? I smell some drama a brewing. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:17:30 AM EDT
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I have A good friend who is a lineman and travels alot that uses tinder.
Jesus, some of the stories he tells. Sometime I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad they are beyond fucked up. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:18:26 AM EDT
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I had a horrible drinking problem in college and high school. I managed to stop but every once in a while when I have a truly bad day it gets tough to control. Edit. Whoa fuck you guys thats none of ur binnis |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:20:41 AM EDT
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How long has she been 21? I smell some drama a brewing. No clue. That's the beauty of tinder and kik, with those I never have to give a girl my number and none of these girls will ever see my house. I can avoid all drama by simply unmatching her or blocking her from kik and in extreme situations just delete them both. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:23:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No clue. That's the beauty of tinder and kik, with those I never have to give a girl my number and none of these girls will ever see my house. I can avoid all drama by simply unmatching her or blocking her from kik and in extreme situations just delete them both. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How long has she been 21? I smell some drama a brewing. No clue. That's the beauty of tinder and kik, with those I never have to give a girl my number and none of these girls will ever see my house. I can avoid all drama by simply unmatching her or blocking her from kik and in extreme situations just delete them both. Damn it sounds so easy to be single now |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:26:09 AM EDT
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I had a horrible drinking problem in college and high school. I managed to stop but every once in a while when I have a truly bad day it gets tough to control. Edit. Whoa fuck you guys thats none of ur binnis 
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:26:57 AM EDT
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Damn it sounds so easy to be single now
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How long has she been 21? I smell some drama a brewing. No clue. That's the beauty of tinder and kik, with those I never have to give a girl my number and none of these girls will ever see my house. I can avoid all drama by simply unmatching her or blocking her from kik and in extreme situations just delete them both. Damn it sounds so easy to be single now
Much better and easier than going out any hitting on women at bars/clubs. |
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Posted: 5/23/2015 1:30:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Edit. Whoa fuck you guys thats none of ur binnis Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I had a horrible drinking problem in college and high school. I managed to stop but every once in a while when I have a truly bad day it gets tough to control. Edit. Whoa fuck you guys thats none of ur binnis lol read it before you edited it.  |
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