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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:30:32 PM EDT
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He called his autobiography "Autobiography" and was published as part of the Penguin Classics range. So you have Morrisey's "Autobiography" sat next to Dickens' "Great Expectations", Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" and Homer's "The Iliad"...
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:31:40 PM EDT
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but in H.S. it was music that helped with panty dropping..
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:32:47 PM EDT
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but in H.S. it was music that helped with panty dropping.. No shit, The Smiths got me so laid I should send the guy a check as a thank you. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:33:31 PM EDT
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He is the most pretentious man who has ever walked this earth.
Fuck Morrisey. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:34:15 PM EDT
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What really chaps my ass is what a whiney, emo, go fucking kill yourself already little cunt Morrisey is. Morrissey is emo? 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:35:05 PM EDT
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He called his autobiography "Autobiography" and was published as part of the Penguin Classics range. So you have Morrisey's "Autobiography" sat next to Dickens' "Great Expectations", Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" and Homer's "The Iliad"... I.e. he floated it to publishers and when they didn't buy it he blamed them for not recognizing his genius. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:35:22 PM EDT
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The Smiths would never have been heard of if not for Johnny Marr.
Fact. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:35:34 PM EDT
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Did you fall asleep in a hot tub that transported you back to 1984?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:36:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:37:08 PM EDT
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Morrissey is emo? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What really chaps my ass is what a whiney, emo, go fucking kill yourself already little cunt Morrisey is. Morrissey is emo? Haha! Me and Morrissey made it through some cool years in the 1990s. Either you get it or you don't. jonblack |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:37:21 PM EDT
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Did you just figure out he was talking about dudes in his songs?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:38:02 PM EDT
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What really chaps my ass is what a whiney, emo, go fucking kill yourself already little cunt Morrisey is. Morrissey is emo? Dude! He was emo before emo was a thing. He's the great grandpappy of emo. He's the flaccid cock and droopy old man balls from which emo dribbled forth. Oh wah! My girlfriend is in a coma and I'm not off using that to get a sympathy fuck from some other chick.... EMO! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:38:24 PM EDT
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Interesting fact from the Weekly World News (8th highest circulation in the world):
The word "cunt" was specifically coined to describe Morrisey and was only retroactively applied to describe a huge, weeping, gaping, yeasty vagina due to the obvious similarities. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:39:25 PM EDT
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He was emo before emo was a thing. He's the great grandpappy of emo. He's the flaccid cock and droopy old man balls from which emo dribbled forth. "Emo" is short for Emotional hardcore punk rock so no, he's not emo. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:39:40 PM EDT
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Did you just figure out he was talking about dudes in his songs? Don't care if he likes or licks the cock. He's a whiney bitch and he'd be a whiney bitch if he was buried head first knee deep in pussy and titties. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:45:29 PM EDT
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Been a Smiths fan since the 80's and will see a Morrissey show anytime I can.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:52:13 PM EDT
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Been a Smiths fan since the 80's and will see a Morrissey show anytime I can. I would sooner listen to The Buggles greatest hit, Video Killed the Radio Star, on an endless loop than go to a Morrissey show. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:58:13 PM EDT
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"Emo" is short for Emotional hardcore punk rock so no, he's not emo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He was emo before emo was a thing. He's the great grandpappy of emo. He's the flaccid cock and droopy old man balls from which emo dribbled forth. "Emo" is short for Emotional hardcore punk rock so no, he's not emo. Whiney, woe is me, the world sucks, all is blackness in my soul = EMO Saying that Morrissey and Emo are not connected is like saying that LIttle Richard ain't rock and roll because he was neither Elvis nor Guns and Roses. Genre driven hair splitting does not relieve Morrissey from the guilt he bears for being such a whiney little emotional cunt. If punk is energy level difference between Morrissey and Emo, it's because Morrissey runs on food that food eats and doesn't have the horsepower to be punk level active. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 5:58:55 PM EDT
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That crybaby sonofabitch
no talent motherfucker bastard ass dickhead ball slapping dicksucker in case you haven't guessed by now I hate the guy of course One more thing I forgot to mention MORRISEY RIDES A COCKHORSE! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:11:51 PM EDT
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The Smiths would never have been heard of if not for Johnny Marr. Fact. They were a great duo. Marr's still making great music: Johnny Marr - The Trap I miss my 80s..!!! 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:24:03 PM EDT
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The Smiths would never have been heard of if not for Johnny Marr. Fact. This! Johnny Marr is a fucking guitar wizard. The best of his era, hands down. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:33:01 PM EDT
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Depeche Mode was better music without the whining.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:37:19 PM EDT
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Interesting fact from the Weekly World News (8th highest circulation in the world): The word "cunt" was specifically coined to describe Morrisey and was only retroactively applied to describe a huge, weeping, gaping, yeasty vagina due to the obvious similarities. Do they still advertise the Juice Tiger? |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:52:36 PM EDT
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Interesting fact from the Weekly World News (8th highest circulation in the world): The word "cunt" was specifically coined to describe Morrisey and was only retroactively applied to describe a huge, weeping, gaping, yeasty vagina due to the obvious similarities. Chaucer disagrees. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:56:30 PM EDT
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He sure likes to cry alot
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Posted: 3/2/2015 6:58:48 PM EDT
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Don't care if he likes or licks the cock. He's a whiney bitch and he'd be a whiney bitch if he was buried head first knee deep in pussy and titties. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Did you just figure out he was talking about dudes in his songs? Don't care if he likes or licks the cock. He's a whiney bitch and he'd be a whiney bitch if he was buried head first knee deep in pussy and titties. if he was buried head first knee deep in pussy and titties, he wouldn't be a whiney little bitch. it's just fucking physically impossible. it'd be like getting a triumphal video and eddie van halen at the same time |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:01:37 PM EDT
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Who the fuck is morrisey?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:06:58 PM EDT
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Morrisey is a tosser who is so far up his own ass he can eat his lunch twice.
My outspoken English nut-job musician of choice is Captain Sensible. At least you can listen to his stuff without opening your wrists. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:09:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That crybaby sonofabitch no talent motherfucker bastard ass dickhead ball slapping dicksucker in case you haven't guessed by now I hate the guy of course One more thing I forgot to mention MORRISEY RIDES A COCKHORSE! Damn. Beat by over an hour. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:13:09 PM EDT
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I would sooner listen to The Buggles greatest hit, Video Killed the Radio Star, on an endless loop than go to a Morrissey show. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Been a Smiths fan since the 80's and will see a Morrissey show anytime I can. I would sooner listen to The Buggles greatest hit, Video Killed the Radio Star, on an endless loop than go to a Morrissey show. Id rather have cancer again than listen to that dreck.. I didn't like it then and I still dont like it now.. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:15:14 PM EDT
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Whiney, woe is me, the world sucks, all is blackness in my soul = EMO Saying that Morrissey and Emo are not connected is like saying that LIttle Richard ain't rock and roll because he was neither Elvis nor Guns and Roses. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He was emo before emo was a thing. He's the great grandpappy of emo. He's the flaccid cock and droopy old man balls from which emo dribbled forth. "Emo" is short for Emotional hardcore punk rock so no, he's not emo. Whiney, woe is me, the world sucks, all is blackness in my soul = EMO Saying that Morrissey and Emo are not connected is like saying that LIttle Richard ain't rock and roll because he was neither Elvis nor Guns and Roses. It would be more like saying Little Richard is a hip hop artist. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:20:30 PM EDT
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from the kids coloring book of the same title 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:35:34 PM EDT
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Meh, I like the Smiths. Also like The Cure, Joy Division, Bauhaus, The Alarm, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:41:27 PM EDT
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The wife and I scalped tickets and flew out to L.A. to see Morrissey with Tom Jones opening. Great show.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:46:33 PM EDT
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Haha! Me and Morrissey made it through some cool years in the 1990s. Either you get it or you don't. jonblack Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What really chaps my ass is what a whiney, emo, go fucking kill yourself already little cunt Morrisey is. Morrissey is emo? Haha! Me and Morrissey made it through some cool years in the 1990s. Either you get it or you don't. jonblack Tampons, get your tampons here! Here buddy, its on the house. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 7:53:06 PM EDT
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Depeche Mode was better music without the whining. You bet, and the ultimate in panty peeling power. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:32:49 PM EDT
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Do they still advertise the Juice Tiger? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Interesting fact from the Weekly World News (8th highest circulation in the world): The word "cunt" was specifically coined to describe Morrisey and was only retroactively applied to describe a huge, weeping, gaping, yeasty vagina due to the obvious similarities. Do they still advertise the Juice Tiger? That they do, sonny dan. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:34:34 PM EDT
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That they do, sonny dan. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Interesting fact from the Weekly World News (8th highest circulation in the world): The word "cunt" was specifically coined to describe Morrisey and was only retroactively applied to describe a huge, weeping, gaping, yeasty vagina due to the obvious similarities. Do they still advertise the Juice Tiger? That they do, sonny dan. I find that, like KFC, I crave it fortnightly. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 8:45:31 PM EDT
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This! Johnny Marr is a fucking guitar wizard. The best of his era, hands down. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Smiths would never have been heard of if not for Johnny Marr. Fact. This! Johnny Marr is a fucking guitar wizard. The best of his era, hands down. True. It took me two weeks to learn to play the riff from the easiest song in their catalog, "What difference does it make". The guitar work on BigMouth Strikes again is epic. There is a youtube short with Craig Gannon playing it on acoustic and its so freaking awesome. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 9:13:14 PM EDT
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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said...
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Posted: 3/2/2015 9:35:19 PM EDT
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It would be more like saying Little Richard is a hip hop artist. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He was emo before emo was a thing. He's the great grandpappy of emo. He's the flaccid cock and droopy old man balls from which emo dribbled forth. "Emo" is short for Emotional hardcore punk rock so no, he's not emo. Whiney, woe is me, the world sucks, all is blackness in my soul = EMO Saying that Morrissey and Emo are not connected is like saying that LIttle Richard ain't rock and roll because he was neither Elvis nor Guns and Roses. It would be more like saying Little Richard is a hip hop artist. Well done sir. Anybody have the "That's Racist!" little kid gif?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 9:37:02 PM EDT
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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said... ... I'd like to smash every tooth in your head." |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 9:39:46 PM EDT
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ujU8-2cf
Adam carolla on morrisey who called the guys from duck dynasty "animal serial killers", which I guess is mostly true Oh that's the bizarre Elliot Gould appearance |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 9:39:47 PM EDT
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His voice is some sort of mockery of an individual with a speech impediment and a sinus infection capable only of writing music to cry/kill yourself to. \
PS The band can't jam either. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 9:57:34 PM EDT
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Heavy words lightly thrown OP.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:10:41 PM EDT
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