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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:36:06 PM EDT
Someone just left this big box on my front porch and I don't know what it could be. Any ideas?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:36:43 PM EDT
[#1]
God damn it.
DAY 1. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:36:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Upper minus BCG/CH.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:37:39 PM EDT
[#3]
Dibs on guns..... Is it from Ted Kaczynski?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:37:50 PM EDT
[#4]
26.5lbs of Rape.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:37:50 PM EDT
[#5]
blow up doll
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:38:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Come on dude.......just open it!
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:38:43 PM EDT
[#7]
Giant double headed dildo bent in half to fit in the box.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:38:48 PM EDT
[#8]
I love this place |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:38:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Seems legit being as that is a professional tape job. Flip it over and check out the shipping label...
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:38:54 PM EDT
[#10]
The last case of M855?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:30 PM EDT
[#11]
Does it smell of death?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:30 PM EDT
[#12]
You know that rocking chair with the reciprocating dildo in Burn After Reading?
That. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Damn it!
In!!!
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Looks like a safe. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:33 PM EDT
[#15]
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Come on dude.......just open it! I'm working on it, but the duct tape is REALLY strong. This might take a while. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:35 PM EDT
[#16]
His fleshlight is here, his fleshlight is here!
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:39:52 PM EDT
[#17]
These type of threads should be banned and added to the COC. I fucking hate what's in the box threads. IMO worse than a Rickroll.
Just open the god damn box. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:40:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Your bag of dicks has arrived.
Now eat them. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:40:53 PM EDT
[#19]
bags of dicks for you to enjoy by yourself
<than a minute 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:41:36 PM EDT
[#20]
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:41:47 PM EDT
[#21]
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These type of threads should be banned and added to the COC. I fucking hate what's in the box threads. IMO worse than a Rickroll. Just open the god damn box. And yet, here you are, like me, waiting for the box to be opened. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:42:37 PM EDT
[#22]
IN
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:43:41 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: These type of threads should be banned and added to the COC. I fucking hate what's in the box threads. IMO worse than a Rickroll. Just open the god damn box.  |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:43:45 PM EDT
[#24]
A dikfer.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:44:07 PM EDT
[#25]
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:44:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Does it smell of death? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You mean mung beans?! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:44:32 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I'm working on it, but the duct tape is REALLY strong. This might take a while. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Come on dude.......just open it! I'm working on it, but the duct tape is REALLY strong. This might take a while. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:45:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Not another one of these troll threads.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:45:29 PM EDT
[#29]
I don't need this shit in my life, OP...
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:45:33 PM EDT
[#30]
Brony Starter Kit?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:47:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:47:54 PM EDT
[#32]
It's full of ducks, from the look of all the duck tape.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:49:11 PM EDT
[#33]
Is the correct answer still balls?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:50:05 PM EDT
[#34]
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Upper minus BCG/CH. My guess as well. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:50:35 PM EDT
[#35]
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Seems legit being as that is a professional tape job. Flip it over and check out the shipping label... Shipping label appears to be a piece of notebook paper with my name and the senders name on it. I don't recall meeting anybody with the sender's name from their state before. I also don't remember ordering any blinds from blinds.com
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:50:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Box inside a box thread?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:51:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryI'd like to change my guess. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:53:32 PM EDT
[#38]
OP was blind the whole time.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:53:46 PM EDT
[#39]
In before the coverup.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:54:54 PM EDT
[#40]
Creators of these threads without opening within the first post should be provided with a vacation by the means of the ban hammer.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:55:12 PM EDT
[#41]
Still waiting
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:55:28 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Shipping label appears to be a piece of notebook paper with my name and the senders name on it. I don't recall meeting anybody with the sender's name from their state before. I also don't remember ordering any blinds from blinds.com
<a href="http://imgur.com/SUseTTd" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/SUseTTd.jpg</a> Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Seems legit being as that is a professional tape job. Flip it over and check out the shipping label... Shipping label appears to be a piece of notebook paper with my name and the senders name on it. I don't recall meeting anybody with the sender's name from their state before. I also don't remember ordering any blinds from blinds.com
<a href="http://imgur.com/SUseTTd" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/SUseTTd.jpg</a> How many pages do you need before you finally open it? |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:55:49 PM EDT
[#43]
Well I was going to say a head. But couldn't fit. So an arm or leg?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:56:25 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Well I was going to say a head. But couldn't fit. So an arm or leg? Well, not intact... |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:56:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Your cat ordered blinds.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:56:53 PM EDT
[#46]
Fuck this thread.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:57:35 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Shipping label appears to be a piece of notebook paper with my name and the senders name on it. I don't recall meeting anybody with the sender's name from their state before. I also don't remember ordering any blinds from blinds.com
Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Seems legit being as that is a professional tape job. Flip it over and check out the shipping label... Shipping label appears to be a piece of notebook paper with my name and the senders name on it. I don't recall meeting anybody with the sender's name from their state before. I also don't remember ordering any blinds from blinds.com
A week ago, did you take an Ambien and a few beers? |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:57:36 PM EDT
[#48]
Was it wrapped?
Might be cat shit. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:58:01 PM EDT
[#49]
Apocalypse, qty 1.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 4:58:34 PM EDT
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