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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:34:26 AM EDT
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Throwing their fucking shoes at you? The FSA thread brought back some memories of getting hit with a shoe thrown by a black woman... I think I have turrets or asp-burgers sometimes because shit just flies out of my mouth sometimes before I can even think..I've gotten a handle on it in the last few years. Yes,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times for it too. 
First time I was dating a black girl when I was 19 and her mom didn't really like me,her name was Sue. I loved Sue's ass,it was perfect  and I liked to slap it.
She walks by and I jump up a smack her ass,Bam! A fucking shoe hit's me right on the bridge of my nose ,it was one of those platform ones with the cork like material..I hear her mom "I saw that boy!"Blood all over my shirt and she made me take it back to her ,then she slapped me in the back of the head and told me to go home until I learned some respect.. In my 30's I'm hiking Squaw Peak.It's a pretty steep and difficult hike and we get to the top This big ass fat black woman comes walking up as we start heading down ...I look at my friend and say"how the hell did she haul all that ass to the top?" Make it another 5 feet and Bam!! tennis shoe in the back of the head. I look back and this woman starts running with that limp motion the you get when you only have one shoe on.I grab the one she threw and hucked off the mountain.It's steep and there's no way in hell she could run down there to pick it up ,but she's in a fucking in a rage and chases me all the way down the mountain screaming she's going to kick my ass.. We make it to my truck and get away..People were staring
Last but not least,and this is this forum's fault... A few years back a FSA thread gets me all riled up.. I head on down to Safeway to get some groceries,And get stuck behind an EBT woman getting a shitload of food...She has a coach purse and Giorgio shoes and all this other expensive shit.. I only had a few things and she's loading shit in her Lexus suv...I slow down and say what the fuck?She asks what's the problem ,I tell her the problem is ,she's a piece of shit freeloader.She tells me to fuck off.. I start walking and catch a fucking shoe to the ear and it goes past me,I run over and grab it up,jump in my Truck and start moving.I roil down my window yelling "My shoe"in my best Mr T voice as about 5 illegal Mexicans waiting for work jump up clapping and yelling some shit in Spanish.I do a wide circle around her still yelling my shoe hanging out the window holding it,drive a mile or so down the road and throw it out the window.. 
Just thought I'd share a CSB,I'm bored and don't work tomorrow.Sorry Sounds to me like the problem is with you, not black women. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:35:24 AM EDT
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IBTL and ban
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:36:33 AM EDT
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Be lucky you didn't piss my grandmother off...she was a Finn and threw cast iron
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:38:16 AM EDT
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OP should be glad Nike doesn't make these.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:40:28 AM EDT
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I'm going to give my "resident black dude" opinion. You deserved 1 and 2 , 3 is what I want to do (as a black man) when I see shit like that, I work for my shit so it irks the shit out of me to see black people doing this shit, living where I do now, it's reversed, only I have yet to see the welfare white chicks getting into Lexus suv's, it's usually a fucked up pick up mini van or fucked up dodge neon. Trust me though, the day I see a trailer chick get in a souped up F350 with a boat load of free shit I will be posting about it.
I have white girl stories but we black guys don't come around too often when mom and dad are around and if we do we don't slap ass in front of them. There was the time this white girl I was humping insisted we copulate on the basement floor underneath a large quilt.....her dad came down the steps while we were spooning, I was too afraid too pull out I just layed my head down and pretended to be sleep, white girl says "daaaaad what do you waaaaant" his response, I don't what he said but he got something from underneath the stairs , apologized and left.... White people is strange yo! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:43:07 AM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 10:57:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 11:12:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Throwing their fucking shoes at you? The FSA thread brought back some memories of getting hit with a shoe thrown by a black woman... I think I have turrets or asp-burgers sometimes because shit just flies out of my mouth sometimes before I can even think..I've gotten a handle on it in the last few years. Yes,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times for it too. First time I was dating a black girl when I was 19 and her mom didn't really like me,her name was Sue. I loved Sue's ass,it was perfect and I liked to slap it.She walks by and I jump up a smack her ass,Bam! A fucking shoe hit's me right on the bridge of my nose ,it was one of those platform ones with the cork like material..I hear her mom "I saw that boy!"Blood all over my shirt and she made me take it back to her ,then she slapped me in the back of the head and told me to go home until I learned some respect.. In my 30's I'm hiking Squaw Peak.It's a pretty steep and difficult hike and we get to the top This big ass fat black woman comes walking up as we start heading down ...I look at my friend and say"how the hell did she haul all that ass to the top?" Make it another 5 feet and Bam!! tennis shoe in the back of the head. I look back and this woman starts running with that limp motion the you get when you only have one shoe on.I grab the one she threw and hucked off the mountain.It's steep and there's no way in hell she could run down there to pick it up ,but she's in a fucking in a rage and chases me all the way down the mountain screaming she's going to kick my ass.. We make it to my truck and get away..People were staringLast but not least,and this is this forum's fault... A few years back a FSA thread gets me all riled up.. I head on down to Safeway to get some groceries,And get stuck behind an EBT woman getting a shitload of food...She has a coach purse and Giorgio shoes and all this other expensive shit.. I only had a few things and she's loading shit in her Lexus suv...I slow down and say what the fuck?She asks what's the problem ,I tell her the problem is ,she's a piece of shit freeloader.She tells me to fuck off.. I start walking and catch a fucking shoe to the ear and it goes past me,I run over and grab it up,jump in my Truck and start moving.I roil down my window yelling "My shoe"in my best Mr T voice as about 5 illegal Mexicans waiting for work jump up clapping and yelling some shit in Spanish.I do a wide circle around her still yelling my shoe hanging out the window holding it,drive a mile or so down the road and throw it out the window.. Just thought I'd share a CSB,I'm bored and don't work tomorrow.Sorry |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 1:46:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to give my "resident black dude" opinion. You deserved 1 and 2 , 3 is what I want to do (as a black man) when I see shit like that, I work for my shit so it irks the shit out of me to see black people doing this shit, living where I do now, it's reversed, only I have yet to see the welfare white chicks getting into Lexus suv's, it's usually a fucked up pick up mini van or fucked up dodge neon. Trust me though, the day I see a trailer chick get in a souped up F350 with a boat load of free shit I will be posting about it. I have white girl stories but we black guys don't come around too often when mom and dad are around and if we do we don't slap ass in front of them. There was the time this white girl I was humping insisted we copulate on the basement floor underneath a large quilt.....her dad came down the steps while we were spooning, I was too afraid too pull out I just layed my head down and pretended to be sleep, white girl says "daaaaad what do you waaaaant" his response, I don't what he said but he got something from underneath the stairs , apologized and left.... White people is strange yo! |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 1:47:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm pretty sure your a racist... A very,very funny racist. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Throwing their fucking shoes at you? The FSA thread brought back some memories of getting hit with a shoe thrown by a black woman... I think I have turrets or asp-burgers sometimes because shit just flies out of my mouth sometimes before I can even think..I've gotten a handle on it in the last few years. Yes,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times for it too. First time I was dating a black girl when I was 19 and her mom didn't really like me,her name was Sue. I loved Sue's ass,it was perfect and I liked to slap it.She walks by and I jump up a smack her ass,Bam! A fucking shoe hit's me right on the bridge of my nose ,it was one of those platform ones with the cork like material..I hear her mom "I saw that boy!"Blood all over my shirt and she made me take it back to her ,then she slapped me in the back of the head and told me to go home until I learned some respect.. In my 30's I'm hiking Squaw Peak.It's a pretty steep and difficult hike and we get to the top This big ass fat black woman comes walking up as we start heading down ...I look at my friend and say"how the hell did she haul all that ass to the top?" Make it another 5 feet and Bam!! tennis shoe in the back of the head. I look back and this woman starts running with that limp motion the you get when you only have one shoe on.I grab the one she threw and hucked off the mountain.It's steep and there's no way in hell she could run down there to pick it up ,but she's in a fucking in a rage and chases me all the way down the mountain screaming she's going to kick my ass.. We make it to my truck and get away..People were staringLast but not least,and this is this forum's fault... A few years back a FSA thread gets me all riled up.. I head on down to Safeway to get some groceries,And get stuck behind an EBT woman getting a shitload of food...She has a coach purse and Giorgio shoes and all this other expensive shit.. I only had a few things and she's loading shit in her Lexus suv...I slow down and say what the fuck?She asks what's the problem ,I tell her the problem is ,she's a piece of shit freeloader.She tells me to fuck off.. I start walking and catch a fucking shoe to the ear and it goes past me,I run over and grab it up,jump in my Truck and start moving.I roil down my window yelling "My shoe"in my best Mr T voice as about 5 illegal Mexicans waiting for work jump up clapping and yelling some shit in Spanish.I do a wide circle around her still yelling my shoe hanging out the window holding it,drive a mile or so down the road and throw it out the window.. Just thought I'd share a CSB,I'm bored and don't work tomorrow.Sorry  |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 1:51:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds to me like the problem is with you, not black women. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Throwing their fucking shoes at you? The FSA thread brought back some memories of getting hit with a shoe thrown by a black woman... I think I have turrets or asp-burgers sometimes because shit just flies out of my mouth sometimes before I can even think..I've gotten a handle on it in the last few years. Yes,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times for it too. First time I was dating a black girl when I was 19 and her mom didn't really like me,her name was Sue. I loved Sue's ass,it was perfect and I liked to slap it.She walks by and I jump up a smack her ass,Bam! A fucking shoe hit's me right on the bridge of my nose ,it was one of those platform ones with the cork like material..I hear her mom "I saw that boy!"Blood all over my shirt and she made me take it back to her ,then she slapped me in the back of the head and told me to go home until I learned some respect.. In my 30's I'm hiking Squaw Peak.It's a pretty steep and difficult hike and we get to the top This big ass fat black woman comes walking up as we start heading down ...I look at my friend and say"how the hell did she haul all that ass to the top?" Make it another 5 feet and Bam!! tennis shoe in the back of the head. I look back and this woman starts running with that limp motion the you get when you only have one shoe on.I grab the one she threw and hucked off the mountain.It's steep and there's no way in hell she could run down there to pick it up ,but she's in a fucking in a rage and chases me all the way down the mountain screaming she's going to kick my ass.. We make it to my truck and get away..People were staringLast but not least,and this is this forum's fault... A few years back a FSA thread gets me all riled up.. I head on down to Safeway to get some groceries,And get stuck behind an EBT woman getting a shitload of food...She has a coach purse and Giorgio shoes and all this other expensive shit.. I only had a few things and she's loading shit in her Lexus suv...I slow down and say what the fuck?She asks what's the problem ,I tell her the problem is ,she's a piece of shit freeloader.She tells me to fuck off.. I start walking and catch a fucking shoe to the ear and it goes past me,I run over and grab it up,jump in my Truck and start moving.I roil down my window yelling "My shoe"in my best Mr T voice as about 5 illegal Mexicans waiting for work jump up clapping and yelling some shit in Spanish.I do a wide circle around her still yelling my shoe hanging out the window holding it,drive a mile or so down the road and throw it out the window.. Just thought I'd share a CSB,I'm bored and don't work tomorrow.Sorry Sounds to me like the problem is with you, not black women. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 1:55:39 PM EDT
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I laughed at the squaw peak story...
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Posted: 3/2/2015 1:56:35 PM EDT
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I’ve never had a shoe thrown at me.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 1:59:57 PM EDT
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I’ve never had a shoe thrown at me. "I have no recollection of that, sir." |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:16:15 PM EDT
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1) You deserved the shoe 2)You kind of deserved the shoe 3)You didn't deserve the shoe Pretty much this. Slapping a girl's ass in front of her mom?? Wtf? However the third one was funny, so I guess you redeemed yourself. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:19:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty much this. Slapping a girl's ass in front of her mom?? Wtf? However the third one was funny, so I guess you redeemed yourself. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: 1) You deserved the shoe 2)You kind of deserved the shoe 3)You didn't deserve the shoe Pretty much this. Slapping a girl's ass in front of her mom?? Wtf? However the third one was funny, so I guess you redeemed yourself. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:27:26 PM EDT
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My first non-farm job was at a shoe department at a department store in an urban area when I was 16 (fill in work until a spot opened up at the record store in the same mall). I saw black women whack their kids with the shoes somewhat frequently. I saw it probably 6-8 times in the couple months I worked there.
Usually just a quick whack with a sandal, and they probably deserved it. One time this really big, loud woman with a mess of kids starting wailing on one of her kids. He couldn't have been more than 4 years old. She was whacking him HARD with a shoe and hollering obscenities at him. I asked her to stop and she told me to !*&^ off, or something, and kept on hitting him. I walked over and grabbed the shoe from her (I'm lucky to be alive, I know) and told her to leave the store. The kid was bawling. She was pissed and went and said something to the store manager, who came and reprimanded me. I told him I can't just sit there and watch a little kid getting beaten like that. He said just mind your own business. This was my introduction to urban shopping centers. That said, some of my favorite customers over the years at the record store were black people, and the black security guard at the mall was my best "work" friend. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:36:42 PM EDT
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I saw my black friends sister throw a plastic chair at his face.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:41:05 PM EDT
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I've only had a woman throw her shoe at me one time that I can remember, and it was a black stripper. And it was a boot. Maybe you're on to something, OP.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:42:10 PM EDT
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We were on a road trip in the Observer family truckster, heading home from the Grand Observers place, when we stopped at some choke and puke around Dallas.
This young black woman is in line with three little kids, who are doing their very best to find her last working nerve. She tells them three times that I heard to quiet down and behave themselves, each time with a steadily hardening edge to her voice that I and my children understood very clearly to mean business, but hers somehow missed. Simultaneous with the fourth opening of her mouth, she whipped off her right sandal and tagged all three of those little asses in a motion so smooth and swift it should have been set to music. All this while proclaiming "This is your last warning!! One more time I'm gonna' go buck wild on ya'll !!" I was impressed. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:44:32 PM EDT
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Why do people post things like this?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:46:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've only had a woman throw her shoe at me one time that I can remember, and it was a black stripper. And it was a boot. Maybe you're on to something, OP. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:47:23 PM EDT
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Apes throw poop. Humans throw shoes.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:47:58 PM EDT
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Most I know will just stab ya!
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:48:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:49:07 PM EDT
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It's copied directly from a thread a day or so ago. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Which was copied directly from a thread on another forum about 9 years ago. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:49:11 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Quote fail much?
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:49:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.  |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:50:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It sounds like you have a problem with women. Have you been arrested for violence against a woman? |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:51:06 PM EDT
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To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. It's a long running joke around here.... I expected it..... 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:53:38 PM EDT
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To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. http://m.quickmeme.com/img/22/22ac8884fd0df07355f0ae5a940a4cde42cd257b9387ab734ac927a1653b2dd1.jpg M You are one of the few I might accept this from.....
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:55:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Be lucky you didn't piss my grandmother off...she was a Finn and threw cast iron |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:56:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Which was copied directly from a thread on another forum about 9 years ago. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Which was copied directly from a thread on another forum about 9 years ago. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:57:15 PM EDT
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I wanna party with OP.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:57:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wanna party with OP. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:58:11 PM EDT
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they must be ugly shoes. Nobody throws a pretty shoe.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 2:59:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: they must be ugly shoes. Nobody throws a pretty shoe. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:00:25 PM EDT
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Shaniqua throws a shoe at me it's going on the roof.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:02:49 PM EDT
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I thought that originated from 4chan
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Which was copied directly from a thread on another forum about 9 years ago.
It may have? I first saw it on bodybuilding.com's Misc section in 2006. I don't touch 4chan. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:03:24 PM EDT
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Reading your story, I see why you get shoes thrown at you. However, I have observed that the majority (not all of course) of black women have zero interest in any white guy. It seems to be just the opposite for black men. Bummer. My son likes em' a bit on the brown side.
We are neon white... 
I want grandkids some day. 
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:06:20 PM EDT
[#42]
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Pics of daughter? J/k Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To be fair.... If you slapped my daughters ass in my house... You wouldn't be worrying about a shoe... You would be waking up asking the doctor what happened. Pics of daughter? J/k Some punk does that to my daughter I'm slapping his ass. Then I'll say "see, whatever you do to her, I do to you." Then I'll pull the front of my pants up and go mmm hmm like sling blade... |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:06:21 PM EDT
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However, I have observed that the majority (not all of course) of black women have zero interest in any white guy. It seems to be just the opposite for black men. This has been my experience as well. When I was young, I was quite good looking and had no trouble getting dates. I dated a lot of women in my 20s, but black chicks rarely showed any interest. I even actively pursued a few in an effort to diversify my experiences -with no luck. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:07:25 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This has been my experience as well. When I was young, I was quite good looking and had no trouble getting dates. I dated a lot of women in my 20s, but black chicks rarely showed any interest. I even actively pursued a few in an effort to diversify my experiences -with no luck. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: However, I have observed that the majority (not all of course) of black women have zero interest in any white guy. It seems to be just the opposite for black men. This has been my experience as well. When I was young, I was quite good looking and had no trouble getting dates. I dated a lot of women in my 20s, but black chicks rarely showed any interest. I even actively pursued a few in an effort to diversify my experiences -with no luck. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:11:47 PM EDT
[#45]
Well, you kinda deserved the first two.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:12:20 PM EDT
[#46]
In middle eastern culture...hitting someone with a shoe is demonstrating the highest amount of disrespect (sort of like a big Fuck You you piece of Dog Shit).
As for Black Women....I notice that a lot of the younger ones like going out with White Guys..because Black Guys are in prison, have no job, no education, felony records, no money, and treat women very disrespectfully. The older black women tend to still pine after finding a suitable Black Man...whereas the younger ones wised up....especially those who wish to start a family and live in a middle class neighborhood... |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:12:29 PM EDT
[#47]
You definitely deserved 1 and 2. The third should have been expected, while not deserved.
As another resident black dude, I will say that my white fiancée does threaten to throw her shoe at me, but never has. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:12:33 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, you kinda deserved the first two. |
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:15:42 PM EDT
[#49]
I did that one time to a black girl too but the mom got jealous and asked me to slap her ass too.
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Posted: 3/2/2015 3:19:50 PM EDT
[#50]
You probably had it coming on #1 and #2 OP.
But #3 was funny as hell
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