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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:03:08 PM EDT
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Sorry man, it was just getting uncomfortable. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:09:02 PM EDT
[#2]
10" long and 10" around...
Gentlemen we have finally presented tangible proof that chode's exist! |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:11:54 PM EDT
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It was published in the New England Journal of Medicine; the surgeon called it the Patriots Procedure because it was just like letting air out of a football.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:13:20 PM EDT
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doctor: We saved the leftovers and made a wallet.
Patient; It's not a very big wallet. Doctor; When you rub it it becomes a suitcase. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:15:58 PM EDT
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I'm guessing he isn't asian
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:18:42 PM EDT
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I'm guessing he isn't asian Post-op, he might be. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:18:43 PM EDT
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I'm guessing he isn't asian His name was Hung Dong. Sounds Asian to me. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:21:26 PM EDT
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Couldn't fit his FootballDick in the endzone.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:21:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:24:39 PM EDT
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doctor: We saved the leftovers and made a wallet. Patient; It's not a very big wallet. Doctor; When you rub it it becomes a suitcase.   
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:25:15 PM EDT
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And his female teachers wept..........
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:26:25 PM EDT
[#12]
What a dumbass. Dude could of made millions in porn.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:27:56 PM EDT
[#13]
6 months later.....
Doc "Na'ahm, torry. Ni'it's earweewerssible." |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:29:59 PM EDT
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What a dumbass. Dude could of made millions in porn. Yeah now it's only the size of a large cucumber instead of a football. He'll never get laid. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:31:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Probably could have scored a big payday from porno
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:31:56 PM EDT
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I just measured mine and his was a smaller so I am just not understanding what his issues were
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:35:40 PM EDT
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If your real adventurous there is a youtube video of the said penis.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:35:48 PM EDT
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I just measured mine and his was a smaller so I am just not understanding what his issues were He left his mom's basement and became social with the ladies. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:35:49 PM EDT
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What a dumbass. Dude could of made millions in porn. This is my thought one more year and he could have gotten all the pussy he ever wanted in the porn industry |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:38:47 PM EDT
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Somewhere,someplace the leftover penis is in a jar in someones office.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:39:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: doctor: We saved the leftovers and made a wallet. Patient; It's not a very big wallet. Doctor; When you rub it it becomes a suitcase. lol |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:40:42 PM EDT
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There is a picture of this somewhere.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:44:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not going to link, you can search Google for the article title.... BEWARE, there is a medical XRAY of his member on the page (although it doesn't really look like a normal one, as it is shaped like a football) A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world's first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The FIRST penis reduction surgery? I think John Wayne Bobbitt would disagree......  |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:46:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: doctor: We saved the leftovers and made a wallet. Patient; It's not a very big wallet. Doctor; When you rub it it becomes a suitcase. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:51:28 PM EDT
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He must be blind to not see that he was given a gift.
Maybe he's a blind football player?  |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:51:51 PM EDT
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Buddy Hackett.
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doctor: We saved the leftovers and made a wallet. Patient; It's not a very big wallet. Doctor; When you rub it it becomes a suitcase.
Please don't hack it, just reduce it.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:51:57 PM EDT
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What a dumbass. Dude could of made millions in porn. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 1:55:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If your real adventurous there is a youtube video of the said penis. Holy fuck... Don't search the Dr's name in Youtube if you value your manhood. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:17:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:29:34 PM EDT
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I was going to join the "Foot Long" club, but I didn't want to cut off 4 inches.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:34:02 PM EDT
[#31]
That had to have been one scary operation. Just a simple word in place of "reduction"
Doctor: We read penis "removal" surgery Sorry
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:36:16 PM EDT
[#32]
Dude could have been the next Dirk Diggler. Its ashame how people throw away the gifts god gave them. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:37:22 PM EDT
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I can hear two chicks having this juxtapositioned conversation: |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:38:09 PM EDT
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Doctor said he'd had multiple priaprisms. Playing with the little blue pills maybe?
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:38:09 PM EDT
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I am waiting for them to perfect the process before I get mine done.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:39:22 PM EDT
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Wow, that's no joke.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:41:33 PM EDT
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And they called him Mister Ed....
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:42:12 PM EDT
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I want on the transplant list.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:43:11 PM EDT
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-PD384YJuhbbmn/american_pie_2_2001_stiflers_party/
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:46:47 PM EDT
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:48:15 PM EDT
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all. Probably pass out from lack of bloodflow to the brain by just trying to inflate the thing. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:49:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Well he had the e-ticket in the porn industry, not now.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:55:06 PM EDT
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all. Did you try shoving a Vienna sausage in your ass first? |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:57:02 PM EDT
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all. Your first name Shane? |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 9:59:26 PM EDT
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Did you try shoving a Vienna sausage in your ass first? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all. Did you try shoving a Vienna sausage in your ass first? No you need something a little more rigid than that. It helps to have a friend slide a couple (4) fingers in to really push on that prostate. A Tabasco bottle will work in a pinch. Quoted:
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all. Your first name Shane? No, but I know him. I directed two of his films, I'm not saying which ones. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 10:04:46 PM EDT
[#46]
Brilliant strategy for getting laid. I guarantee every girl in his school knows about this story
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Posted: 2/12/2015 10:06:49 PM EDT
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From reading the article, I probably would have done it too.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 10:07:58 PM EDT
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I opted to not get surgery and live with my ailment.
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Posted: 2/12/2015 10:10:57 PM EDT
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Did you try shoving a Vienna sausage in your ass first? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Speaking from experience, when they get that big it's almost impossible to get a hard-on and they are pretty much useless. It's like trying to shove a pillow in a girl's vag. Not much fun at all. Did you try shoving a Vienna sausage in your ass first? Lol !!!!! I just read that thread before this one. You guys constantly crack me up. |
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Posted: 2/12/2015 10:13:20 PM EDT
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way to go squaredick
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