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Posted: 1/25/2015 1:55:51 AM EDT
-she went dancing to live music and made the band skip!
-she went to the fat farm and came home w/ a blue ribbon -when an artist paired her portrait he used a paint roller -I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it Can we get a yo mammo thread up in here? Also, dick thread: The Penis has a very sad life ... his hair's a mess, his family's nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, his land lord beats him ... ... and the only thing he knows how to do is spit. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 1:57:37 AM EDT
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Your momma is so fat her Polo shirt has a real horse on it.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:01:41 AM EDT
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Your mom is so fat, when she sits in the tub, the water in the toilet rises.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:04:25 AM EDT
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Your mom is so fat, when she sits in the tub, the water in the toilet rises. lol Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:06:06 AM EDT
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Your moma is so fat she stood up and made an eclipse
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:06:54 AM EDT
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Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the Hospital stretch marks.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:07:30 AM EDT
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When she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:07:34 AM EDT
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Yo mama so fat she saw a bus full of white kids goin' down da screet and said "someone catch that Twinkie."
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:07:45 AM EDT
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Yo momma so fat, when she walked across the room i missed the whole titanic movie
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:10:12 AM EDT
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:10:33 AM EDT
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Your momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull
yo momma so fat her waist size is equator Yo momma so fat it take her to trips to haul azz |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:12:12 AM EDT
[#11]
Yo momma so fat she is on both sides of the family .
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:16:36 AM EDT
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your mom is so fat, she has several smaller fat women constantly orbiting around her.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:20:25 AM EDT
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Yo mama so fat, she was standing on the corner and a cop drove by and told her to break it up.
Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red shirt people shout, "hey koolaid!" Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out. yo mama so fat, if she walks backward, she beeps. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:21:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Yo Momma so Phat she sweats butter.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:22:44 AM EDT
[#15]
Your mom is so fat, her shadow weighs 30 pounds.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:23:06 AM EDT
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Yo Momma so Phat she sweats butter. yo momma so fat, her blood type is nutella |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:25:39 AM EDT
[#17]
Your momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:35:28 AM EDT
[#18]
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
your mama so fat she aint got cellulite, she got celluheavy Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:44:50 AM EDT
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized your mama so fat she aint got cellulite, she got celluheavy Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars. Nice |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:45:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Ibtl, family
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Posted: 1/25/2015 2:59:28 AM EDT
[#21]
yo mamma so fat, she blew out the tires on her roller skates
White version: Your mother is so fat, your father no longer finds her attractive and it is destroying their marriage.
last ones: Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks OTHER people's fingers! |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 3:48:18 AM EDT
[#22]
Yo mamma so fat, it takes two dogs to bark at her.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 3:50:37 AM EDT
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Your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma glasses so thick I looked through them at a map and seen people waving. Your momma so far her blood type is Rocky road Your mommas pussy so dry, her crabs wear canteens. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 3:50:45 AM EDT
[#24]
Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 3:51:24 AM EDT
[#25]
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the wildlife and fishery agents were trying to get her back into the water.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 3:52:01 AM EDT
[#26]
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Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot. hahaha |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 3:57:06 AM EDT
[#27]
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 4:15:30 AM EDT
[#28]
Yo momma's so fat, that every time she turns around is a new day!
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Posted: 1/25/2015 4:23:36 AM EDT
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the wildlife and fishery agents were trying to get her back into the water. The version of this I heard was: "Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on the beach, Greenpeace came and hauled her fat ass back into the ocean." |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 4:51:21 AM EDT
[#30]
Your mama is so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep her crabs fresh.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 5:01:40 AM EDT
[#31]
 just woke the wife and dags up...
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Posted: 1/25/2015 5:11:50 AM EDT
[#32]
Yo' momma so fat she ate a whole pizza...... hut
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Posted: 1/25/2015 5:14:56 AM EDT
[#33]
Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, she sells shade. Yo mamma's so fat, I tried to swerve around her in my car but I ran out of gas. Yo mamma's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 5:17:41 AM EDT
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YMSF, she can bungee jump straight to hell.
Back in the 90s I was at a comedy club in Annapolis and George Wallace was trading yo momma jokes with Doug Williams (Redskins qb at the time) |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 5:19:37 AM EDT
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She has an observable Schwarzschild radius.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 5:58:01 AM EDT
[#36]
Yo momma is so classless she's like a Marxist Utopia.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 6:06:48 AM EDT
[#37]
Yo mommas so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mommas so fat when she jumped up, time skipped.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 6:17:50 AM EDT
[#38]
Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 6:35:56 AM EDT
[#39]
When she dances the record skips down at the radio station.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:12:21 AM EDT
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Yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington nose.
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:21:11 AM EDT
[#41]
...she could adopt Honey Boo Boo!
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:23:16 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: hahaha Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot. hahaha |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 7:44:23 AM EDT
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You Momma's so fat:
- She has her own ZIP code - When she stepped on the cat's tail it died and for Italians... - Her blood type is "Ragu" |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:14:10 AM EDT
[#44]
Yo momma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:14:53 AM EDT
[#45]
Yo momma so fat her asscheeks have different area codes
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:17:34 AM EDT
[#46]
Yo Mama so black, she sat in the hot tub and made Tea.
Wait... oh FAT... |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 8:37:20 AM EDT
[#47]
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory cuz she threw out all the w's!
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Posted: 1/25/2015 9:00:15 AM EDT
[#48]
"Yo momma so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge."
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Posted: 1/25/2015 9:00:58 AM EDT
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Your momma is so fat, I had to take two trains and a bus, just to get on her good side...
Your momma is so fat, she called for a taxi, and they sent a forklift... Your momma is so fat, she shut down all the buffets in town... Your momma is so fat, she can be seen from space... |
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Posted: 1/25/2015 9:14:02 AM EDT
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Yo' momma so fat, when she tripped and fell at Disneyland, she rolled twice and ended up in Detroit...
Yo' momma so fat, when she went swimming at the beach the Coast Guard tried to board her for inspection.... Yo' momma so fat, she has to wait for her sex-toys to get out of dry-dock... |
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