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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:36:43 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:37:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. These days, wrist 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:38:32 PM EDT
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"And this one time, at band party..."
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:38:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:39:37 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:39:48 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. That's why you should be worried. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:40:22 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. yeah, I was surprised at the rampant band sex in my school. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:40:30 PM EDT
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Ah 14. The days when parents dropped you off at a party and you knew you weren't getting arrested bc there wasnt a line of cars giving away your position.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:40:48 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. Did you send any condoms with him? 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:41:55 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. Are there no girls in the band? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:42:27 PM EDT
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did you tell him he was going to have to answer 10 questions when he got home?
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:43:55 PM EDT
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His first boy, girl party?!
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:44:35 PM EDT
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Crap. This thread isn't going like I expected. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:45:35 PM EDT
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Crap. This thread isn't going like I expected. And this surprises you because why?
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:45:54 PM EDT
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So he's using her flute? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:46:27 PM EDT
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Crap. This thread isn't going like I expected. Yeah it is. 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:47:14 PM EDT
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yeah, I was surprised at the rampant band sex in my school. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. yeah, I was surprised at the rampant band sex in my school. Yup, I remeber band members getting caught fooling around in the small sound proof practice rooms. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:47:15 PM EDT
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It's the saxophone section. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. kinky |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:47:47 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:48:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's the saxophone section. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:48:27 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. Soprano sax, trying to find the Kenny G Spot |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:49:19 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. There are girls there correct? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:50:12 PM EDT
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He's 14. It's a Christmas party put on by some band students. Mrs Reno asked me "do you think they'll play spin-the-bottle?" I told her that it wasn't 1972, so they probably wouldn't. there is probably an App for that now. J- |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:51:45 PM EDT
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ya i was balls deep in my band GF when i was 14
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:51:56 PM EDT
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Yup, I remeber band members getting caught fooling around in the small sound proof practice rooms. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. yeah, I was surprised at the rampant band sex in my school. Yup, I remeber band members getting caught fooling around in the small sound proof practice rooms. I was in the band and those are straight up lies. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:52:30 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. Soprano sax, trying to find the Kenny G Spot 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:52:38 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. There are girls there correct? Shut up. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:53:36 PM EDT
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there is probably an App for that now. J- Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14. It's a Christmas party put on by some band students. Mrs Reno asked me "do you think they'll play spin-the-bottle?" I told her that it wasn't 1972, so they probably wouldn't. there is probably an App for that now. J- Ya, it's called Tinder. ETA: Congrats, Grandpa. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:53:41 PM EDT
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Does he know about condoms?
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:53:48 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. Smell his fingers when he gets home. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:53:53 PM EDT
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Better check/smell your sons fingers when you go pick him up and be prepared to high five him.
ETA: beat by 5 seconds |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:54:42 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. "This one time at a Band Party......" |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:54:56 PM EDT
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Does the party need a ... moderator?
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:56:59 PM EDT
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Does the party need a ... moderator? Leave it to the lifer to make this thing creepy. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:57:25 PM EDT
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Does the party need a ... moderator? And let the test post forum fall into anarchy? I think not. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:59:29 PM EDT
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Crap. This thread isn't going like I expected. Perhaps you should have posted first in the Test Forum, I hear you used to have some "pull" around there...
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:59:30 PM EDT
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I was in the band and those are straight up lies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. yeah, I was surprised at the rampant band sex in my school. Yup, I remeber band members getting caught fooling around in the small sound proof practice rooms. I was in the band and those are straight up lies. Just because no one played your piccolo... 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:02:43 PM EDT
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So he's using her flute? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:07:55 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. If his school's band is like my school's band, I got booted from the party for bringing alcohol. Those band nerds didn't know how to party. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:09:30 PM EDT
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If his school's band is like my school's band, I got booted from the party for bringing alcohol. Those band nerds didn't know how to party. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. If his school's band is like my school's band, I got booted from the party for bringing alcohol. Those band nerds didn't know how to party. There ya go. That's the spirit. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:10:37 PM EDT
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He's 14. It's a Christmas party put on by some band students. Mrs Reno asked me "do you think they'll play spin-the-bottle?" I told her that it wasn't 1972, so they probably wouldn't. they will all have their faces in their phones. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:12:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a band party. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. Never underestimate the freak chicks in band
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:13:24 PM EDT
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I was in the band and those are straight up lies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. yeah, I was surprised at the rampant band sex in my school. Yup, I remeber band members getting caught fooling around in the small sound proof practice rooms. I was in the band and those are straight up lies. i remember beating the shit out of a guy in one of those rooms. We where in class, about 8 of us trumpet players in there. He was first chair and i was second. We really dident like one another, he started talking shit about something and i gave him all i had. Pulled his shirt over his head and beat him with my trumpet. I was asked to not register for band the next semester
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:13:31 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. "This one time at a Band Party......" Yeah, scroll up. 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:17:39 PM EDT
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. So he's using her flute? It's the saxophone section. Soprano sax, trying to find the Kenny G Spot Remember to practice safe sax by not forgetting your mouth piece cover!
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:21:07 PM EDT
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Band parties...
I was 14 at a band party when I discovered that a friend of mine - cool kid, nice guy etc. was (ahem) 'advanced' in the ways of the world with girls. It shocked and scandalized (and intrigued/made me envious) to open a door and see him with 2 girls and a big careless grin on his face. I closed the door, "oops" and suddenly realized that I was still very much a boy. 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:22:03 PM EDT
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Just go ahead and give him a high five when he comes in.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:23:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:25:25 PM EDT
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If his school's band is like my school's band, I got booted from the party for bringing alcohol. Those band nerds didn't know how to party. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He's 14? My guess is knuckle deep in some chick about now. It's a band party. If his school's band is like my school's band, I got booted from the party for bringing alcohol. Those band nerds didn't know how to party. Hell.... At my high school, the band director *supplied* the alcohol. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 10:25:45 PM EDT
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Crap. This thread isn't going like I expected.
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