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Posted: 12/17/2014 1:47:18 AM EDT
I'm not sure what to think

Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:52:27 AM EDT
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Must be preaching to the FSA demographic...
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:52:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:53:11 AM EDT
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People still shop at Kmart??
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:54:23 AM EDT
[#4]


At least you know they put out and you can bareback.


Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:54:49 AM EDT
[#5]
That's awkward as fuck
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:55:59 AM EDT
[#6]
Would creampie. What's the worst that could happen?
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:56:51 AM EDT
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This is the same store that did the Big Gas Savings commercial and did the Jignle Bells with guys in G-strings thrusting their junk commercial right?



They've obviously moved towards the center.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:57:30 AM EDT
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They're competing with Walmart aren't they?
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:58:27 AM EDT
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Women love that sort of shit.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:59:05 AM EDT
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whats hard to understand?  pregnant women are pretty hot sometimes...you know they put out



Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:21:48 AM EDT
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Good looking pregos

Would be much hotter without the  "urban" dance moves.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:26:54 AM EDT
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.... you need to tell that to my wife
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:34:24 AM EDT
[#13]
RIP KMART
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:52:48 AM EDT
[#14]
best kmart commercial evah!!!


Link Posted: 12/17/2014 8:16:34 AM EDT
[#15]
I couldn't tell you when the last time I saw a Kmart was.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 8:21:16 AM EDT
[#16]
ironic, Kmart appeals to a certain demographic, but there's not one black person there?
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 8:39:38 AM EDT
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best kmart commercial evah!!!


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Yes, yes it is
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 8:41:39 AM EDT
[#18]
Kmart sucks!
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 8:42:51 AM EDT
[#19]
The only one around here closed up.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 8:57:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:01:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Racist by the diversity it deliberately leaves out
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:05:15 AM EDT
[#22]
Kmart is so edgy and hip.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:08:51 AM EDT
[#23]
they run Kmart commercials in Espanol here in Tulsa.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:10:29 AM EDT
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they run Kmart commercials in Espanol here in Tulsa.
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yes...they do (BA)
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:12:17 AM EDT
[#25]
I haven't been in a Kmart in at least 10 years
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:13:01 AM EDT
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I haven't seen one in 15 years.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 9:13:29 AM EDT
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So chimney = vajajay! I get it...



Are they gonna bedazzle with some of them holiday mini Oreo cookies?
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 10:44:18 AM EDT
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.... you need to tell that to my wife
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whats hard to understand?  pregnant women are pretty hot sometimes...you know they put out






.... you need to tell that to my wife


Dang
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 10:49:52 AM EDT
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Bring back Rosie as spokesperson.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 12:16:55 PM EDT
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I honestly think her and her anti gun bullshit began the crash and burn of Kmart
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:20:17 PM EDT
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For some odd reason there's a KMart around here, next to a WalMart, in the same shopping center.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 1:40:29 PM EDT
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While carrying her man's baby, yes, she can be very hot to him. When I see an attractive woman with a pregnant belly it signals to me in an evolutionary way "already occupied, keep away, this ones taken, find your own nubile woman and put a baby in her". That's not to say another man's pregnant woman is not beautiful to me in a nonsexual way for bringing forth new life and all that, but I don't call it "hot".
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:01:59 PM EDT
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Am I a bad person for thinking, " somebody's water is gonna break with all that jumpin' around".




Dancing like that is probably what got them preggers in the first place...
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:07:18 PM EDT
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That's awkward as fuck
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Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:18:38 PM EDT
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Am I a bad person for thinking, " somebody's water is gonna break with all that jumpin' around".
Dancing like that is probably what got them preggers in the first place...
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I thought they weren't really pregnant, just models with fake pregnancy pillows or whatever, but I just looked it up and they all actually were in their third trimester.



Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:26:50 PM EDT
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Some pregnant women are sexy.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:28:21 PM EDT
[#37]
Hot as fuck!
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:28:49 PM EDT
[#38]
The irony of a store that is "pulling out" of many locations.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:34:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:38:50 PM EDT
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`Tarded.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 2:42:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:19:28 PM EDT
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Where's grandfathercoyote when you need a proper comment?

He knows I count on him for the lulz.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:29:13 PM EDT
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So chimney = vajajay! I get it...

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Yea, Santa's already been up in them chimneys.



Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:29:21 PM EDT
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Yep, we had 2 up until last year.  Now there are none.

Of course, the only folks I saw in those bad boys when they were open were missing teeth and only shopped the cold remedies isle.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:33:39 PM EDT
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I agree that women shouldn't be ashamed of their bodies while pregnant, but how about some dignity?
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:34:46 PM EDT
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I agree that women shouldn't be ashamed of their bodies while pregnant, but how about some dignity?
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I'm willing to bet that their dignity had a number, and they were amply provided with several numbers higher than that for the commercial.


How's this for dignity

Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:39:16 PM EDT
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Makes me want to try to get someone pregnant.
Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:43:33 PM EDT
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Totally fake, no pregnant lady is 1) that far along and 2) willing to do anything but chill on the couch.
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Last time I was in one was to buy a car battery on Easter because ours failed and it was the only place open within 5 miles of where we were.

Kharn

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Link Posted: 12/17/2014 4:44:36 PM EDT
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People still shop at Kmart??
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Kmarts are still open???

 
Link Posted: 12/20/2014 12:22:10 AM EDT
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And you don't have to worry about knocking them up.
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