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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:26:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:27:54 AM EDT
[#1]
They watch us masturbate?
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:28:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Area 52.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:30:51 AM EDT
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They watch us masturbate? From the Asguard mother ship in high earth orbit. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:31:10 AM EDT
[#4]
insoluble debt
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:31:42 AM EDT
[#5]
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Area 52. They distract everybody with Area 52 while the real action is going on at Area 52 and a half. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:32:03 AM EDT
[#6]
They grow us like cattle.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:32:42 AM EDT
[#7]
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:33:46 AM EDT
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Area 52. Actually its area 51.5 |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:33:58 AM EDT
[#9]
The shit that's out in the open is so breathtakingly fucked up, I'm not sure they even bother anymore.
Maybe the Kennedy thing or TWA800, if you are really in need of a "conspiracy" |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:34:32 AM EDT
[#10]
JFK
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:36:06 AM EDT
[#11]
The Republicans enjoy gay orgies and the democrats love shooting guns and making fun of gay people.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:36:07 AM EDT
[#12]
The government's Dark Secret is that there is no dark secret. There is no Mr. Big, with some incredible master plan to accomplish something secret.
It's just a bunch of career ninny bureaucrats, who's actions are best explained with self interest and liberal incompetence. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:36:29 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The shit that's out in the open is so breathtakingly fucked up, I'm not sure they even bother anymore. Maybe the Kennedy thing or TWA800, if you are really in need of a "conspiracy" ^ That ^ is why I don't understand conspiracy theorists, at all. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:36:48 AM EDT
[#14]
this is really the matrix gone bad
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:36:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Cloak of Invisibility.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:37:04 AM EDT
[#16]
They are behind ISIS, as in they trained the terrorists and gave them their victims to behead for shock value. All while saying they are the "junior varsity" and not a real threat
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:38:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Jimmy Hoffa,...or,..22lr
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:38:29 AM EDT
[#18]
[Conduct code is violated - no name calling even if the text is a .gif - Paul]
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:41:17 AM EDT
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The government's Dark Secret is that there is no dark secret. There is no Mr. Big, with some incredible master plan to accomplish something secret. It's just a bunch of career ninny bureaucrats, who's actions are best explained with self interest and liberal incompetence. Would not shock me if this was the case. Im not sure which is more terrifying. A bunch of idiots running us into the ground. Or some secret head leader plotting some weird world take over or something along those lines. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:42:23 AM EDT
[#20]
Zero's real birth certificate. Shows his race as white most likely.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:42:41 AM EDT
[#21]
How about that the middle class was just destroyed on Thursday with the final nail drove home by a Mexican with a hammer.
With the addition of 5 to 25 million newly legal workers into the USA labor system the wages of the middle class will drop by 10 to 20% to represent the huge influx of labor willing to work for lower wages than what we are currently paid, FBHO
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:43:37 AM EDT
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They watch us masturbate? Once they saw me do it they would never watch a soul do it again. They would receive hazard pay to watch me twice. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:44:06 AM EDT
[#23]
We pussed out on going to war with the Soviets after one of their agents killed our president.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:44:38 AM EDT
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He was blind the entire time.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:45:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Zero's real birth certificate. Shows his race as white most likely. Or female  |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:47:07 AM EDT
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They poisoned Rush Limbaugh but he wouldn't die.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:49:24 AM EDT
[#27]
The Fed
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:49:51 AM EDT
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He was blind the entire time. Came to post this, damnit....
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:51:36 AM EDT
[#29]
Oh, wait...
How voting and elections really work. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:52:40 AM EDT
[#30]
The correct answer is TWA 800.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:52:59 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The government's Dark Secret is that there is no dark secret. There is no Mr. Big, with some incredible master plan to accomplish something secret. It's just a bunch of career ninny bureaucrats, who's actions are best explained with self interest and liberal incompetence. Now you've done it. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:54:04 AM EDT
[#32]
That they aren't even half as competent as the general populace believes. The silver lining is that most of the rest of the world is even worse off. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:57:03 AM EDT
[#33]
James Yeager is made of white fudge.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 1:58:27 AM EDT
[#34]
they take orders from a higher power (and I don't mean God)
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:00:13 AM EDT
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That they aren't even half as competent as the general populace believes. The silver lining is that most of the rest of the world is even worse off.  . Who is "They".
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:03:42 AM EDT
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. Who is "They".
Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That they aren't even half as competent as the general populace believes. The silver lining is that most of the rest of the world is even worse off. . Who is "They".
The thread title may contain a hint:"What do you think is the government's biggest, darkest secret?" RIF. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:04:09 AM EDT
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I was going to say they're so inept, but that's really not a secret.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:04:28 AM EDT
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There is no gold inside Ft. Knox.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:06:07 AM EDT
[#39]
That Hillary is a woman.
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:08:10 AM EDT
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That whatever they're doing is working
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:08:34 AM EDT
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James Yeager is made of white fudge. He sounds delicious. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:09:09 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They grow us like cattle. They treat us and think of us as cattle. It's no secret but if everyone realized that perhaps things would be different. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:10:42 AM EDT
[#43]
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insoluble debt Not much of a secret. 
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:13:07 AM EDT
[#44]
That the 16th Amendment was actually passed legitimately by the states at the time. The 16th allows the .gov to draw an invome tax off you.
That in reality it was a sham/scam. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:16:29 AM EDT
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insoluble debt Not really a secret, just very difficult for the mouth breathers to understand. |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:20:50 AM EDT
[#46]
The top secret butt plug emporium below denver airport,
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:21:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:28:35 AM EDT
[#48]
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The top secret butt plug emporium below denver airport, You've just endangered our nation's strategic butt plug supply... Now it is going to have to be hid elsewhere. I wonder if there is any room in the White House... hmmmmm.... |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:30:22 AM EDT
[#49]
The real man in charge of all this shit?
Alex Jones |
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Posted: 11/23/2014 2:32:14 AM EDT
[#50]
How lobbying works.
Any conspiracy theories are out the window as no-one is smart enough to pull that shit off but the bullshit lines up deep when lobbying and corporate money comes into the room in bulldozers. |
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