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I would squirt him with enough Liquid Nitrogen that he would be moving mighty slow.
Then you could kick him over and bust him up. Put him on ice. |
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In the first one he was shot a few times with a .38. I haven't seen any of the rest. 5.56 to the head should do it. A few rounds and there's nothing left.
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3" mag 000 buck if that doesn’t work it's just fiction anyway.
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He's just some guy with a high shock and pain threshold. Any round with good penetration should do. He's not a regenerative freak like Jason.
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There is no round for Michael Myers...........to this day..........even as a 61 year old man that FUCK scares the shit out of me!!
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Refer to a terminator- cybernetic organism designed to kill- "Uzi 9 millimeter- and a 45 long slide with laser sighting" if that's what they look for then must be good enoof
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The thing to do is flash old boy Mike some pussy. Put a nice one on each arm and while he's distracted, get him to sign a movie deal agreeing to Vincent Dinofrio to direct. They can talk him up, "he played that crazy marine in 'Full Metal Jacket' the one that killed the drill sergeant and then blew his brains out, and he has been on "Law & Order: SVU" for several years now."
Ol' Jason will think that sounds swell as he signs the contracts and can't stop thinking about these barely legal college freshman skanks hanging all over him. Next thing you know, he's getting the bad news that the production company is dropping the film because it's terrible. We all knew that of course except Michael. He didn't see Vincent Dinofrio's "Don't Go In The Woods." If he had, he would have known Gomer Pile can't make a movie for shit. Now, he's lost the film; he's lost the skanks; he's lost the respect of his supernatural-psychopathic swamp buddies; and, most importantly, he's lost the self-confidence to continue killing. Maybe I'm not cut out for this, he thinks. Michael slinks off and hangs up his knife. Another beautiful dream crashed against the rocks of capitalist realities and sink below the waves of amorphously shifting consumer trends - all because your glamorous wife has a raging coke habit and you decided to move out to Hollywood. |
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Wow, a second person in one thread who doesn't know the difference between Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'd just hide on the moon what is he gonna do walk through space? If he has to: http://static.squarespace.com/static/536a90dfe4b0fe2bd2fbae1f/536b3347e4b03f5f653e0653/543e9265e4b01ddd00de5f3b/1413387096818/?format=300w BTfuckingW, betcha: 1) you ain't a Texan from Texas 2) your granny can't afford a mini-Tower for your room in the basement 3) your fingers hurt like hell using a gheyphone to post 4) you think your snarky replies are highly regarded in your @ 6000 posts/year blithering I know the difference. Im just saying that if Jason found his way into space (wasn't it some govt experiment lolz) then hiding on the moon from Michael Meyers might not be a completely sound decision, either. If there is one thing we learned about 80s horror, NO....WHERE....IS....SAFE! |
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Since the 45 kills the soul, I'd start with .45ACP. If that didn't work, the next logical step has to be an AT4.
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In the words of Eminem- "F*** slitting her throat, cut that bitches head off!". An old Farmall Super M and a New Holland square baler would take care of him nicely.
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[#37]
Seems like that sheriff shot about 20 times without reloading I love the Halloween series by the way always been my favorite.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: A paper boy owed $2 can take out Mike Myers. You mean Lane Meyers? Damn. That killed the joke. Might as well go post in the Roger Moore/Michale Moore thread. What round for michael moore? I actually opened this thread thinking that was the title. |
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[#44]
Whatever gun you have. Empty mag into him, pick up machete, chop into bits, burn bits.
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Since the 45 kills the soul, I'd start with .45ACP. If that didn't work, the next logical step has to be an AT4. I think he was shot with .45. I bet he was never shot with an 88 magnum. Has he ever taken refuge behind a school? |
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