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Link Posted: 10/29/2014 10:39:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2014 10:40:41 PM EDT
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Oh, good.  Now he's coming at you and he's on fire.



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2014 10:59:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:03:47 PM EDT
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You mean Lane Meyers?
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A paper boy owed $2 can take out Mike Myers.

You mean Lane Meyers?


A study in moppishness.
Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:04:10 PM EDT
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I would squirt him with enough Liquid Nitrogen that he would be moving mighty slow.
Then you could kick him over and bust him up.
Put him on ice.

Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:06:34 PM EDT
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7.62x51 from a m-134.
Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:11:00 PM EDT
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In the first one he was shot a few times with a .38. I haven't seen any of the rest. 5.56 to the head should do it. A few rounds and there's nothing left.
Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:11:10 PM EDT
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3" mag 000 buck if that doesn’t work it's just fiction anyway.
Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:11:40 PM EDT
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A paper boy owed $2 can take out Mike Myers.

You mean Lane Meyers?



Lane Meyers, the kid from Green bay.
Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:12:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2014 11:30:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 4:17:21 AM EDT
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Was that a spas12 at the end of Halloween 4?
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For some weird ass reason I thought you were talking  about Michael Moore....


.......50 BMG came to mind.....

To much gun for sure but what a happy thought......
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 4:19:17 AM EDT
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<a href="http://s473.photobucket.com/user/cautionrocketpowered/media/a-10-thunderbolt.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr94/cautionrocketpowered/a-10-thunderbolt.jpg</a>
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Love that peace sign.......
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 4:51:55 AM EDT
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ALL
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 4:53:01 AM EDT
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He's just some guy with a high shock and pain threshold. Any round with good penetration should do. He's not a regenerative freak like Jason.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 5:21:32 AM EDT
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Five rounds of 500 Magnum.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 5:22:35 AM EDT
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There is no round for Michael Myers...........to this day..........even as a 61 year old man that FUCK scares the shit out of me!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 5:25:21 AM EDT
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Bird shot.
#8's or 7.5's ought to do it.



Link Posted: 10/30/2014 5:41:10 AM EDT
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I would start here and work my way up...
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 5:44:40 AM EDT
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375 H&H
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 6:01:57 AM EDT
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Refer to a terminator- cybernetic organism designed to kill- "Uzi 9 millimeter- and a 45 long slide with laser sighting" if that's what they look for then must be good enoof
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 6:49:04 AM EDT
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Refer to a terminator- cybernetic organism designed to kill- "Uzi 9 millimeter- and a 45 long slide with laser sighting" if that's what they look for then must be good enoof
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Only what you see pal.
That wasn't what he was looking for, it's what the guy had.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 6:50:28 AM EDT
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For some weird ass reason I thought you were talking  about Michael Moore....


.......50 BMG came to mind.....

To much gun for sure but what a happy thought......
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Was that a spas12 at the end of Halloween 4?


For some weird ass reason I thought you were talking  about Michael Moore....


.......50 BMG came to mind.....

To much gun for sure but what a happy thought......

Link Posted: 10/30/2014 7:45:52 AM EDT
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The thing to do is flash old boy Mike some pussy. Put a nice one on each arm and while he's distracted, get him to sign a movie deal agreeing to Vincent Dinofrio to direct. They can talk him up, "he played that crazy marine in 'Full Metal Jacket' the one that killed the drill sergeant and then blew his brains out, and he has been on "Law & Order: SVU" for several years now."

Ol' Jason will think that sounds swell as he signs the contracts and can't stop thinking about these barely legal college freshman skanks hanging all over him. Next thing you know, he's getting the bad news that the production company is dropping the film because it's terrible. We all knew that of course except Michael. He didn't see Vincent Dinofrio's "Don't Go In The Woods." If he had, he would have known Gomer Pile can't make a movie for shit. Now, he's lost the film; he's lost the skanks; he's lost the respect of his supernatural-psychopathic swamp buddies; and, most importantly, he's lost the self-confidence to continue killing. Maybe I'm not cut out for this, he thinks.

Michael slinks off and hangs up his knife. Another beautiful dream crashed against the rocks of capitalist realities and sink below the waves of amorphously shifting consumer trends - all because your glamorous wife has a raging coke habit and you decided to move out to Hollywood.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:19:00 AM EDT
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Wow, a second person in one thread who doesn't know the difference between Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees.
 
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I'd just hide on the moon what is he gonna do walk through space?


If he has to:

http://static.squarespace.com/static/536a90dfe4b0fe2bd2fbae1f/536b3347e4b03f5f653e0653/543e9265e4b01ddd00de5f3b/1413387096818/?format=300w

BTfuckingW, betcha:
1) you ain't a Texan from Texas
2) your granny can't afford a mini-Tower for your room in the basement
3) your fingers hurt like hell using a gheyphone to post
4) you think your snarky replies are highly regarded in your @ 6000 posts/year blithering


Wow, a second person in one thread who doesn't know the difference between Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees.
 


I know the difference.  Im just saying that if Jason found his way into space (wasn't it some govt experiment lolz) then hiding on the moon from Michael Meyers might not be a completely sound decision, either.  If there is one thing we learned about 80s horror, NO....WHERE....IS....SAFE!
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:24:04 AM EDT
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He's Canadian.  
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:25:46 AM EDT
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Since the 45 kills the soul, I'd start with .45ACP. If that didn't work, the next logical step has to be an AT4.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:26:32 AM EDT
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That didn't work at the end of Halloween 2
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:32:04 AM EDT
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Michonne and her sword
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This can be the only true answer.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:38:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 8:59:11 AM EDT
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something like this


Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:09:45 PM EDT
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A sling and 3 stones from that river.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:12:23 PM EDT
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Carl Gustav just to be safe
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W-88
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:26:52 PM EDT
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In the words of Eminem- "F*** slitting her throat, cut that bitches head off!". An old Farmall Super M and a New Holland square baler would take care of him nicely.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:27:42 PM EDT
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Seems like that sheriff shot about 20 times without reloading I love the Halloween series by the way always been my favorite.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:31:02 PM EDT
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10mm..the answer actually is always 10mm.

Its ammo for special occasions and killing the undead is right up on top of the list.
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why?


do you want to kill everybody in the county?
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:32:21 PM EDT
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Works for werewolves, should work for Michael as well!


Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:40:26 PM EDT
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AWESOME!
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 12:44:52 PM EDT
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What round for michael moore?
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A paper boy owed $2 can take out Mike Myers.


You mean Lane Meyers?




Damn.  That killed the joke.



Might as well go post in the Roger Moore/Michale Moore thread.




What round for michael moore?




 
I actually opened this thread thinking that was the title.









Link Posted: 10/30/2014 1:00:54 PM EDT
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I'd start here..bare minimum  
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40MM HEDP
I'd start here..bare minimum  


Slow him down and then he'll just be pissed--do you really want that?

Phaser, set to disintegrate.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 1:02:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 7:09:06 PM EDT
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Whatever gun you have.  Empty mag into him, pick up machete,  chop into bits, burn bits.

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Link Posted: 10/30/2014 7:12:13 PM EDT
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When things get roughy, I just hide behind my Buffy.



Link Posted: 10/30/2014 7:13:12 PM EDT
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Since the 45 kills the soul, I'd start with .45ACP. If that didn't work, the next logical step has to be an AT4.
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I think he was shot with .45.
Link Posted: 10/30/2014 7:59:11 PM EDT
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I think he was shot with .45.
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Since the 45 kills the soul, I'd start with .45ACP. If that didn't work, the next logical step has to be an AT4.



I think he was shot with .45.

I bet he was never shot with an 88 magnum.

Has he ever taken refuge behind a school?
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