I've got a brother 17 months younger than me.
We were tight when we were kids, but he was a snitch and a pathological liar and my parents' favorite.
We fell out as teens because he would get into trouble with his mouth and as his big brother I'd have to keep him safe.
He'd do chickenshit stuff like punch me in the face while I was sleeping, or when a friend who owed me some money gave it to him to give to me, he held onto it and never said a word.
I joined the Corps at 17 and he went nuts. Ran away from home, robbed a drug drealer and had people looking to kill him.
I went UA for 4 days to find him and bring him home.
He lived in my parents' house until he was nearly 30. Worked as a union stooge for a telco the whole time making nearly $100K and never gave them anything for rent.
He's a total libtard wine sipping dicksuck, he blocked me and my wife on FB and I haven't talked to him since before 9/11.
My life's better off without him in it. I know over a thousand other people that would be proud to call me their brother.
Can't choose your relatives