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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:30:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:32:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:32:52 AM EDT
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I'm sure that's not the best he can do, as some here have said. I bet he can/has/will fuck plenty of 18 year olds. He's a college freshman football player, this is just another notch on his belt, albeit a pornstar notch. Good for him.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:33:50 AM EDT
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Bull Fucking Shit 20 year old college flakes don't know their way around a dick and are either completely full of themselves or uncomfortable in their own skin. And you can't fist most of them. 42 year old sex kitten will leave your Weiner crying for mercy. And if you fist them, they will fist themselves at same time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You'd think he could get better  This, ~20yr old blonde college girls > 40 something yr old worn out porn star. Bull Fucking Shit 20 year old college flakes don't know their way around a dick and are either completely full of themselves or uncomfortable in their own skin. And you can't fist most of them. 42 year old sex kitten will leave your Weiner crying for mercy. And if you fist them, they will fist themselves at same time. Enjoy boldly going where a 1000 dudes have gone before. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:34:38 AM EDT
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She would literally snap my dick off like an icicle. And I wouldn't care as all my brain blood would be down in my boner. http://i60.tinypic.com/13yqzpg.jpg I bet she is a helluva lot of fun in the sack. If you knew 100% she was clean, and were single, you're ghey not to hit that. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:35:28 AM EDT
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No Hotter now Same with Julian Ann and Nina Hartley Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mid 90's Lisa Ann was very nice. No Hotter now Same with Julian Ann and Nina Hartley No. The other two yes, but no on her. She's looking rough. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:40:59 AM EDT
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Enjoy boldly going where a 1000 dudes have gone before. Ms. Ann has likely had sex with quite a lot of people. Then again, so have lots of the coeds at his university. Ms. Ann is likely pretty good at sex. Then again, so are lots of the coeds at his university. Ms. Ann has done lots of naughty things on film. Then again, so have lots of the coeds at his university. The point I'm making here is that there's really not a whole lot of difference between having sex with this woman and having sex with any number of girls attending his college. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:48:21 AM EDT
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I'm sure that's not the best he can do, as some here have said. I bet he can/has/will fuck plenty of 18 year olds. He's a college freshman football player, this is just another notch on his belt, albeit a pornstar notch. Good for him. The funny thing is that the girls will bitch about how Lisa Ann is a dirty slut, etc, but this will make them want to fuck him more. Women have brains wired all fucking weird like that. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:51:03 AM EDT
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Enjoy boldly going where a 1000 dudes have gone before. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You'd think he could get better This, ~20yr old blonde college girls > 40 something yr old worn out porn star. Bull Fucking Shit 20 year old college flakes don't know their way around a dick and are either completely full of themselves or uncomfortable in their own skin. And you can't fist most of them. 42 year old sex kitten will leave your Weiner crying for mercy. And if you fist them, they will fist themselves at same time. Enjoy boldly going where a 1000 dudes have gone before. Enjoy your boring awkward virgins And your chicks significantly lying about the number they've had |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:52:09 AM EDT
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Ms. Ann has likely had sex with quite a lot of people. Then again, so have lots of the coeds at his university. Ms. Ann is likely pretty good at sex. Then again, so are lots of the coeds at his university. Ms. Ann has done lots of naughty things on film. Then again, so have lots of the coeds at his university. The point I'm making here is that there's really not a whole lot of difference between having sex with this woman and having sex with any number of girls attending his college. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Enjoy boldly going where a 1000 dudes have gone before. Ms. Ann has likely had sex with quite a lot of people. Then again, so have lots of the coeds at his university. Ms. Ann is likely pretty good at sex. Then again, so are lots of the coeds at his university. Ms. Ann has done lots of naughty things on film. Then again, so have lots of the coeds at his university. The point I'm making here is that there's really not a whole lot of difference between having sex with this woman and having sex with any number of girls attending his college. At least Lisa Ann has a little card that shows her std free Coeds don't have that. They just have HPV |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:58:26 AM EDT
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You'd think he could get better This. Way better. Yikes. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:00:15 AM EDT
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This. Not very impressive. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She's nasty looking. This. Not very impressive. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:01:47 AM EDT
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You gay bro? It's okay of you are. Were cool with it here. It's 2014 after all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can explain in 3 words why that guy shouldn't be in the sack with her... "The bitch ugly". You gay bro? It's okay of you are. Were cool with it here. It's 2014 after all. I always did better. Enjoy researching your skank porn avatars. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:06:44 AM EDT
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I thought she was older than 42 The real question is: Lisa Ann Or Julia Ann? I pick Julia Ann Julia Ann when she was younger. I'd take Jodi West with her hand stuck in the sink. Saskia Steel Is another. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:08:23 AM EDT
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Some of you guys are amazing. I would hit Lisa Ann and be proud of that shit. I would wallet sized pictures of the event to carry around.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:09:28 AM EDT
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Mid 90's Lisa Ann was very nice. No Hotter now Same with Julian Ann and Nina Hartley Nina peaked awhile back (loved that ass) she's having to cover her belly nowadays ..don't get me wrong ..I can still fap to it. But her best days are behind her |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:13:48 AM EDT
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You bang them all at that age. 
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You'd think he could get better College football? You'd think he'd get an 18 year old hottie, not some worn out cougar. That was my first thought. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You bang them all at that age.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:51:38 AM EDT
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Julia Ann when she was younger. I'd take Jodi West with her hand stuck in the sink. Saskia Steel Is another.
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I thought she was older than 42 The real question is: Lisa Ann Or Julia Ann? I pick Julia Ann Julia Ann when she was younger. I'd take Jodi West with her hand stuck in the sink. Saskia Steel Is another.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:51:50 AM EDT
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I always did better. Enjoy researching your skank porn avatars. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can explain in 3 words why that guy shouldn't be in the sack with her... "The bitch ugly". You gay bro? It's okay of you are. Were cool with it here. It's 2014 after all. I always did better. Enjoy researching your skank porn avatars. Yeah ok buddy |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:06:05 PM EDT
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Rudy!  Quote HistoryTell me you didn't cry when that little guy got to bang the pornstar in the end. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:38:58 PM EDT
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Tell me you didn't cry when that little guy got to bang the pornstar in the end. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Tell me you didn't cry when that little guy got to bang the pornstar in the end. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 12:46:14 PM EDT
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I would take a 42 year old over an 18 year old any day of the week. If your answer is otherwise, you have never had decent sex, evar.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:10:10 PM EDT
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Tell me you didn't cry when that little guy got to bang the pornstar in the end. Obvious who the porn guys are based on the number of posts in a pornstar thread and you OP are one 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:14:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The hotdog roller machine at the 7-11 hasn't had that many wieners in it. (snort)
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:16:40 PM EDT
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Protip: Most porn stars are for hire for 'scorting. But there will be heavier screening Protip 2: vaginal tightness isn't determined by the size, nor the quantity of cocks they have seen. (This does not apply for anal). A cavernous vagina is typically a result of genetic anatomy and how horny the chick is. However, exercising the vaginal muscles can signicantly change the perception for both parties. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Big deal. Go to the Bunny Ranch and you too can bang a porn star. They are just like banging any other woman except maybe a little more loose... Protip: Most porn stars are for hire for 'scorting. But there will be heavier screening Protip 2: vaginal tightness isn't determined by the size, nor the quantity of cocks they have seen. (This does not apply for anal). A cavernous vagina is typically a result of genetic anatomy and how horny the chick is. However, exercising the vaginal muscles can signicantly change the perception for both parties. How horny the chick is? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:19:51 PM EDT
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How horny the chick is? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Big deal. Go to the Bunny Ranch and you too can bang a porn star. They are just like banging any other woman except maybe a little more loose... Protip: Most porn stars are for hire for 'scorting. But there will be heavier screening Protip 2: vaginal tightness isn't determined by the size, nor the quantity of cocks they have seen. (This does not apply for anal). A cavernous vagina is typically a result of genetic anatomy and how horny the chick is. However, exercising the vaginal muscles can signicantly change the perception for both parties. How horny the chick is? Vaginal cavities descend and enlarge as their owners become more excited. They basically "make room" for the activities they are expecting. This can be mistaken as "loose " for her partner. You guys are not familiar with the biomechanism of the vagina?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:24:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't Lisa Ann do some of the Sara Palin porn parodies? Researched....LOL....Yep. http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nailin-paylin-sarah-palin-porn-parody-sequel.jpg |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:24:18 PM EDT
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Thug on a full scholarship. Who knew.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:30:02 PM EDT
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Thug on a full scholarship. Who knew. Why is he a "thug?" Becasue he's black? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:30:10 PM EDT
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Thug on a full scholarship. Who knew. Sometimes the mask slips. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:34:46 PM EDT
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Vaginal cavities descend and enlarge as their owners become more excited. They basically "make room" for the activities they are expecting. This can be mistaken as "loose " for her partner. You guys are not familiar with the biomechanism of the vagina? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Big deal. Go to the Bunny Ranch and you too can bang a porn star. They are just like banging any other woman except maybe a little more loose... Protip: Most porn stars are for hire for 'scorting. But there will be heavier screening Protip 2: vaginal tightness isn't determined by the size, nor the quantity of cocks they have seen. (This does not apply for anal). A cavernous vagina is typically a result of genetic anatomy and how horny the chick is. However, exercising the vaginal muscles can signicantly change the perception for both parties. How horny the chick is? Vaginal cavities descend and enlarge as their owners become more excited. They basically "make room" for the activities they are expecting. This can be mistaken as "loose " for her partner. You guys are not familiar with the biomechanism of the vagina? Never heard of that. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:44:44 PM EDT
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Never heard of that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Big deal. Go to the Bunny Ranch and you too can bang a porn star. They are just like banging any other woman except maybe a little more loose... Protip: Most porn stars are for hire for 'scorting. But there will be heavier screening Protip 2: vaginal tightness isn't determined by the size, nor the quantity of cocks they have seen. (This does not apply for anal). A cavernous vagina is typically a result of genetic anatomy and how horny the chick is. However, exercising the vaginal muscles can signicantly change the perception for both parties. How horny the chick is? Vaginal cavities descend and enlarge as their owners become more excited. They basically "make room" for the activities they are expecting. This can be mistaken as "loose " for her partner. You guys are not familiar with the biomechanism of the vagina? Never heard of that. Yeah. I'm not surprised. The term is called Vaginal Tenting...... Here is a good place to start. This guy thankfully asked someone with knowledge instead of GD(who would has advised tapped phones, stalking, and testing DNA of vaginal discharge dried in her underware) The bottom line is that the "loose" perception means she is comfortable with you. A partner uncomfortable with their experience will remain "tight". You would be surprised what you can stuff into the average vagina. But she has to be down with it at some level. http://kinseyconfidential.org/vaginal-size-cheating-arousal/ |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:48:41 PM EDT
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I would hit Lisa Ann and be proud of that shit. I would wallet sized pictures of the event to carry around. Me too. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:49:06 PM EDT
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Vaginal cavities descend and enlarge as their owners become more excited.
They basically "make room" for the activities they are expecting. This can be mistaken as "loose " for her partner. You guys are not familiar with the biomechanism of the vagina? +1 The physiology of this has been known for a loooong time. Masters and Johnson published their famous "Human Sexual Response" back in the Sixties. They have it on Amazon. I recommend picking up a copy. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:57:46 PM EDT
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"Lisa Ann, a decorated porn star"
Do you suppose they give medals for porn? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:58:44 PM EDT
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Her picture in bed looks like Michael Jackson in drag.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:00:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 18 yr old gets to bed a porn star there ain't no way he's turning it down. For enough money anyone can bed a porn star.....they aren't that picky.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:02:32 PM EDT
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I thought she was older than 42 The real question is: Lisa Ann Or Julia Ann? Concur! 
I pick Julia Ann |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:04:09 PM EDT
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"Lisa Ann, a decorated porn star" Do you suppose they give medals for porn? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile AVN Awards Good times |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:22:26 PM EDT
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This, ~20yr old blonde college girls + 40 something yr old worn out porn star. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You'd think he could get better This, ~20yr old blonde college girls + 40 something yr old worn out porn star. FIFY I'm sure the pron star isn't his first conquest. Hell, he's 18 and she probably taught him a few things future partners will appreciate. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:04:23 PM EDT
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Which one is the wide receiver?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:10:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Lisa Ann, a decorated porn star" Do you suppose they give medals for porn? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I am not sure that being decorated means the same thing in porn as it does in the .mil |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:10:33 PM EDT
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Thug on a full scholarship. Who knew. Yawn, this particular thug graduated high school half way through his senior year to enroll in classes at ND early. Most thugs don't have the grades to do that.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:14:34 PM EDT
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Mid 90's Lisa Ann was very nice. No Hotter now Same with Julian Ann and Nina Hartley Zactly!!! |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:18:28 PM EDT
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I know what she's like in the sack...
you know, from watching her on the internet get stuffed by tons of dudes 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:24:45 PM EDT
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Better fucking her than raping a drunk coed.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:31:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:40:06 PM EDT
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I wonder how long he'll be a student at Notre Dame?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:42:39 PM EDT
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From the article: "Lisa Ann, a decorated porn star..." Hell, I'd decorate the hell out of her.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 4:46:44 PM EDT
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From the article: "Lisa Ann, a decorated porn star..." I'll bet she has had some ummmm...decorations on her face
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