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How do you know about their ass hair?  Seems a rare topic to come up in conversation.

Why are there no pictures?

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Stop telling chick #2 about the other chick. Tell her it fell apart with #1

The minute you tell her you and #1 had sex she will be pissed and jealous

Fuck them both, then ask them both separately about bringing another women into the relationship

Trust me, don't ask until you have fucked a girl about a threesome

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"We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00.  I am walking there.  The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang."


You are a loser that has no car.  What do think is going to happen?

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I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2.

I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00.  In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight.  I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard.

I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me.  Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face.  I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph.  Fuck it.  I wont delete it.

Chick # 2 is the hair chick.  She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight.  I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time.  She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut.  Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time.  

On to chick # 1.  I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself.  She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore.  She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses.  She is pretty hot and I want to bang her.  We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends.  It's quite fun and I want to bang her.  We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00.  I am walking there.  The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang.

Back to hair chick # 2.  In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb.  After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too.  I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way."  She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that.  She is persistent that I text her about date night.

Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch.  Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang.  Maybe # 2 would three way?  I really want to bang both.  If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed.

GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself.  What would you do?  If there is interest I promise that I will update.

Both twenty somethings have short ass hair.  

ETA  Really short ass hair.

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I barely understood The OP.

I'm guessing you want some drip drop on your hang down? I don't think Thelma will be down for a 3 way upon her initial entry to pound town with the great white Dirk. I suspect you'll be hitting port with an empty net if you get too aggressive with the Tuna.

Did that make sense?

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Curious. How would you feel if some douche was talking about YOUR daughter like this?

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I've taken it upon myself to save this thread in lieu of op's failure.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kAB6rij6b3Y/UTQGvRxzI-I/AAAAAAAAKzs/WtLMg0-mIS4/s1600/redheadduo.jpg

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Easy, drive on trying to hit it with No1 and keep No2 in your back pocket. DO NOT get them both together at the same time this early that will spell doom and you will lose out on both. IMHO hair stylists and female beauty salons workers are a untapped pool of pun where the chicks have jobs, make tips and keep themselves up.

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I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2.

I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00.  In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight.  I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard.

I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me.  Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face.  I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph.  Fuck it.  I wont delete it.

Chick # 2 is the hair chick.  She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight.  I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time.  She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut.  Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time.  

On to chick # 1.  I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself.  She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore.  She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses.  She is pretty hot and I want to bang her.  We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends.  It's quite fun and I want to bang her.  We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00.  I am walking there.  The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang.

Back to hair chick # 2.  In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb.  After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too.  I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way."  She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that.  She is persistent that I text her about date night.

Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch.  Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang.  Maybe # 2 would three way?  I really want to bang both.  If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed.

GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself.  What would you do?  If there is interest I promise that I will update.

Both twenty somethings have short ass hair.  

ETA  Really short ass hair.

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...Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick...

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you're fucked, and not in a good way.



turns out the chicks are friends, and you just talked your way into a really awkward "trap" where they are going to cuss you out and leave you by yourself for being a "pig"

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you're fucked, and not in a good way.





turns out the chicks are friends, and you just talked your way into a really awkward "trap" where they are going to cuss you out and leave you by yourself for being a "pig"

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I need to go to sleep but I thought I would share as I just got done texting with chick # 2.

I rarely get to go out due to being a shift worker and single Dad but tomorrow night I'm meeting a chick at a bar at 8:00.  In my preparation for this date I went to my hot hair cut chick after work tonight.  I found it a bit odd that she wanted to trim my eyebrows and wanted to touch up my new still starting it winter beard.

I have a baby face so a beard looks a bit fucky on me.  Picture a white ass Finn with sensitive skin and a beauty mole on the left lower face.  I can't remember where I was going with this paragraph.  Fuck it.  I wont delete it.

Chick # 2 is the hair chick.  She actually stayed late to cut my hair tonight.  I called today from work to make an appointment for tomorrow hoping she had time.  She sent me a text a few hours after my haircut.  Apparently she is getting a divorce and it's been bad for a long time.  

On to chick # 1.  I went out a couple of weeks ago on one of my rare nights to myself.  She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range drinking chick who moved down to the north shore.  She has short ass hair and wears those lib kind of glasses.  She is pretty hot and I want to bang her.  We have that rip on each other thing going on right now and it's very vulgar on both ends.  It's quite fun and I want to bang her.  We are meeting at a bar Friday night at 8:00.  I am walking there.  The night we met she gave me a ride home but would not come in and bang.

Back to hair chick # 2.  In her first text she said she was all excited for my date and dropped the she is getting divorced bomb.  After a shitload of texts she wants to come out tomorrow too.  I said "You should show up and make each other jealous and it will turn into a perfect three way."  She had multiple responses with smilies, date night, lol, and shit like that.  She is persistent that I text her about date night.

Chick # 2 is probably looking for the branch.  Chick # 1 knows me a little too and wants to bang.  Maybe # 2 would three way?  I really want to bang both.  If I Ignore # 2 tomorrow night I might not be able to bang her because she'll know I'm banging # 1 and get pissed.

GD, imagine yourself as a divorced 36 year old shift worker with a daughter who doesn't get much time to himself.  What would you do?  If there is interest I promise that I will update.

Both twenty somethings have short ass hair.  

ETA  Really short ass hair.

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This will predictably end in disappointment.

Yours first, and then ours, when their is no update about yours.  

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She is a 26 year old Minnesota Iron Range

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I think this is a bullshit thread.

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