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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:35:41 PM EDT
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Tag for the obituary.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:39:38 PM EDT
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OP is trapped. He's trying to dial 911 but can't get a good signalpast the blubber. The phone pinged once when she farted and showed him as logged on. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Real fuckin' lame bro. Usage Statistics Post Count: 18885 Posts Per Day: 3.94 Last Login Date: 10/24/2014 10:17:32 AM CDT Last Post Date: 10/23/2014 10:42:56 PM CDT Well we know you are alive Tac_Jew, so how did it go??  OP is trapped. He's trying to dial 911 but can't get a good signalpast the blubber. The phone pinged once when she farted and showed him as logged on.  Am I going to hell because I just spit my chew half way across the room from laughing ! 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:43:16 PM EDT
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Looks like he became another victim of them killer whales. Dang old SeaWorld...
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:44:22 PM EDT
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OP delivers. Kinda cute. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:45:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:46:53 PM EDT
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Well *that* was tacky.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Make sure you buy a bag of flour on your way home Well *that* was tacky.... ...to make her cookies? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:51:54 PM EDT
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what a night!
Im going to stay away from those sort of places
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Posted: 10/24/2014 1:58:29 PM EDT
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AAR? Pics? come on man!
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:01:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHAHAHAHAHA, Epic, epic response. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:04:13 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places Thats all you have to say?? "What a night" Give us the fucking details man!!!! I am at work not getting work done because of this thread...I'm sure its the same with others as well. You are interrupting productivity which then affects the company...which then affects the economy....and pretty soon the entire system will collapse!!! |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:06:02 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places Fuck you OP...your thread is now officially dildos |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:16:32 PM EDT
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snip OP delivers. Kinda cute. IBTL |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:18:35 PM EDT
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Why is that even a question? Fat women need love too. They just have to pay for it! It started with a drink, she is willing to do more.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:19:22 PM EDT
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Why is that even a question? Fat women need love too. They just have to pay for it! It started with a drink, she is willing to do more. He said she was chubby, not Fat. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:20:03 PM EDT
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Get her number, go on a date? Unless you are married or something...
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Posted: 10/24/2014 2:50:16 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We have to know, is this you? 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:38:00 PM EDT
[#17]
Get some
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Posted: 10/24/2014 3:42:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2014 5:09:42 PM EDT
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If A, fo. If B, no fo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do the boobs stick out farther than the gut? Thats Chunky. Does the gut stick out more than the boobs? Thats just plain fat. If A, fo. If B, no fo. How about her back fat? How far can that stick out?
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Posted: 10/24/2014 5:29:44 PM EDT
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Go hoggin. Not Kosher dude. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 5:31:57 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places
Really? Friggin 01ers 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 5:44:53 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places Was the fish you ate Kosher? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 5:46:57 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places Completely unacceptable AAR. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:03:52 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:06:52 PM EDT
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We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:07:30 PM EDT
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places That's fucking unsat
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:08:34 PM EDT
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Be friendly and talk to her.
I know, crazy.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:08:49 PM EDT
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I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. I think I speak for everyone when I say, we don't care about your friends. We care about the chubby girl. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:12:31 PM EDT
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I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. Coming out thread? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:14:10 PM EDT
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I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. You know how I know you're gay? |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 6:14:56 PM EDT
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What should I do? Post pictures. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 8:52:57 PM EDT
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OP got turned down by the fat girl.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 8:56:30 PM EDT
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Won't be tacky at all with the flour. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Make sure you buy a bag of flour on your way home Well *that* was tacky.... Won't be tacky at all with the flour. may show more than 1 wet spot so aim well. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:15:51 PM EDT
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OP got turned down by the fat girl. Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the thread either. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:16:17 PM EDT
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If you don't fuck the fat girls, ISIS wins.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:17:46 PM EDT
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AAR? Pics? come on man! Stop It, dam 14'ers. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:23:21 PM EDT
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What should I do? you should buy a really big bag of flour !!!
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:48:03 PM EDT
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If A, fo. If B, no fo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do the boobs stick out farther than the gut? Thats Chunky. Does the gut stick out more than the boobs? Thats just plain fat. If B, no fo. This, no. 
This, YES. 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:49:34 PM EDT
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I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what a night! Im going to stay away from those sort of places We need more than that!!!!!!!!!! I ran into some friends from work later on in the night. I drank too much. Had another friend who didn't drink give me a ride home. I had pho for breakfast. I'm assuming Pho is the name of your teetotaling Thai lady-boy friend. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 9:54:57 PM EDT
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In before this thread turns to dildos!
Shit 
Evenflo had better hogging threads than this! 
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:09:58 PM EDT
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I am disappoint.
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:18:13 PM EDT
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op hittin that
or he is trapped like a rat waiting
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Posted: 10/24/2014 10:47:22 PM EDT
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Nothin wrong with a thick girl Exactly..... as long as she's not a hamplanet. Thick, voluptuous, curvy is good. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:09:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Make her your sugar momma?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What should I do? Make her your sugar momma?? This.  |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:24:00 PM EDT
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OP got turned down by the fat girl. Quote HistoryQuoted:
OP got turned down by the fat girl. Or maybe OP is trying to keep the ultimate secret, which was revealed to me by a friend years ago. If you have ever seen one of those human evolution graphics, on that scale, my friend was somewhere between a Cromagnon and a Neanderfuck. 
He had no shame when it came to getting wasted and getting laid, and would smugly brag about the latest chick he'd banged every time I would see him. After noticing that he had been banging BBWs pretty regularly, I asked him what the deal was on that and he laid it out for me: Hell yeah! BBWs [he used a much cruder term] all give great blow jobs because they have oral fixations and they all cook breakfast for you in the morning. I told him he was a bad man but I admired his keen, reality-based analytical skills. Sorry OP, the secret is now out. |
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Posted: 10/24/2014 11:40:11 PM EDT
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Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the thread either. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP got turned down by the fat girl. Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the thread either. At least make up a good lie anyway. |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 12:07:24 AM EDT
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The pussy you turn down today, you will regret tomorrow Boom |
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Posted: 10/25/2014 12:33:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/25/2014 12:44:16 AM EDT
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Look somebody has to eff the fat women. Man the hell up. Cause I ain't doing it. Better you than me. Good luck
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Posted: 10/25/2014 1:27:31 AM EDT
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