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Posted: 10/25/2014 3:19:59 PM EDT
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My recent success has actually been on facebook. If you find the right group, there are lots of women with lots of time on their hands. Just last week I got sexual favors from 2 women, from the same group. Working on number 3 at this time as well as one from tinder and one from POF. Step up your game, pre holidays is prime time for men. Women don't want to feel alone on the holidays.
Edit: You need to find local facebook groups. try starting with yardsale pages and eventually you will find out what pages all the local women vent on, that is where you want to be. Trust me, the vagina is plentiful.
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:00:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So... ummm,... I actually posted a CL ad like some people here suggested... and I actually got a reply. Emailing back and forth, and she seems more than willing to meet up for some fun. She actually is going on as if she would be honored to take my v-card.  http://media0.giphy.com/media/qFNnOKIs6tBD2/200.gif Some chicks are into that, bro.  |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:03:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As for the people hating on 'internet dating' I used to be part of that crowd too. Then you find out there are guys banging a different women just bout every week and they meet them on dating apps... Honestly 15 minutes of messaging per day and maybe an hour or two of in person time and you can be getting laid. Minimal effort. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:12:08 AM EDT
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My recent success has actually been on facebook. If you find the right group, there are lots of women with lots of time on their hands. Just last week I got sexual favors from 2 women, from the same group. Working on number 3 at this time as well as one from tinder and one from POF. Step up your game, pre holidays is prime time for men. Women don't want to feel alone on the holidays. Edit: You need to find local facebook groups. try starting with yardsale pages and eventually you will find out what pages all the local women vent on, that is where you want to be. Trust me, the vagina is plentiful. You too? Current "friends" are girls who friended me in user groups. Like totally way out of my league hot and interesting. Chatting about it with friends and we have at least one decent theory. Really hot and smart, desirable chicks are hit on by everyone all the time. It's their life. But on social media they can pick and choose, google stalk us, whatever. Life as a single girl is risky. But not so much on social media. So they can pick whom they want. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:16:07 AM EDT
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Unfortunately, she seems to have flaked out on me.
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So... ummm,... I actually posted a CL ad like some people here suggested... and I actually got a reply. Emailing back and forth, and she seems more than willing to meet up for some fun. She actually is going on as if she would be honored to take my v-card. http://media0.giphy.com/media/qFNnOKIs6tBD2/200.gif Some chicks are into that, bro.
ah. fuck. im really gunning for you over here. You really shouldnt have so much invested in these bitches that you are posting sad smiley faces before you even meet them. You are like me, you get focused on a goal and take it personally if you fail. Heres an analogy. I fish in streams here in Alaska where teams of fish move in unison in clear water - stacked so thick that you can barely see the pebbles on the bottom. I can sit there and want one all I want, and I can try real fucking hard and jump in the stream and thrash around and try to grab one.... they are only 10 feet away from me. All I will end up doing is frightening the fish away, getting wet, looking retarded, and getting mad. Everyone will say, God he wants a fish so bad and he tries sooooo hard. My 5 year old son tries it. it fails every time. If I sit there and realize the only control I have over the fish is to perfect my bait and cast... all I have to do is sit there and relax. Thats the hardest part. And im sitting here in perfect fishing conditions. Its much harder when you are fishing in a poor fished-out stream in some other location. Hope you are an analogy guy. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:26:00 AM EDT
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Women are very strange in that the harder you try to pull them in, the faster you'll drive them away. You have to make the chase interesting for them.
My sincere advice to you is that you focus on making yourself the best version of you possible. Pick up hobbies, go to the gym, read books, dress nicely, learn new things. This will give you more confidence, and will also make you more attractive and interesting to women. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:35:23 AM EDT
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OP, what ever happened with Lizzard? TARP? I was expecting an AAR from Vegas by now.
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:43:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, what ever happened with Lizzard? TARP? I was expecting an AAR from Vegas by now. TARP? Who's TARP? I didn't see anyone here by that name reply in the thread. OR is that "TARP" As in "It's a TARP!"
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Posted: 10/26/2014 12:45:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Women are very strange in that the harder you try to pull them in, the faster you'll drive them away. You have to make the chase interesting for them. My sincere advice to you is that you focus on making yourself the best version of you possible. Pick up hobbies, go to the gym, read books, dress nicely, learn new things. This will give you more confidence, and will also make you more attractive and interesting to women. Honestly, I've forgotten how good it feels to come home from a long bike ride, almost out of breath, tired,...hitting a shower, and then resting with the knowledge that you earned that shit. It was exhilerating. I think next Saturday, if I don't have any other plans since it's a pretty hectic weekend what with a party going on, and some OT I volunteered for... I might join a local meetup beginner's bike ride that is scheduled that day. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 1:03:10 AM EDT
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First of all a couple of things about your description of yourself:
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Third, you are not looking for anything serious, like a relationship. You are looking for fun. You must give the impression that you don't need anyone and you're just doing this internet dating shit for a lark. Male neediness is industrial strength vaginal desiccant. Exude the attitude that you give zero fucks, and don't care whether she dates you or not. Fourth, move things to IRL face-to-face within 3-4 messages. You're not looking for a penpal, you're looking for a date so make one. Don't get caught in this limbo of emailing each other back and forth fifty times. The second or third message you send her (counting your opening message) should ask her to meet you somewhere for coffee or a drink. If she blows you off, move on to the next girl. A lot of girls on dating sites are just window shopping and/or soaking up attention & compliments for a free ego boost. Don't waste your time on any one girl because you're going to have to send out dozens or hundreds of opening messages to get a single date. Look rich, look tall, look social, look interesting, and look desireless. After that, it's just a matter of message volume. The best advice I have seen in this thread yet |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 1:06:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The best advice I have seen in this thread yet Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: First of all a couple of things about your description of yourself:
Second, you need three pictures:
Third, you are not looking for anything serious, like a relationship. You are looking for fun. You must give the impression that you don't need anyone and you're just doing this internet dating shit for a lark. Male neediness is industrial strength vaginal desiccant. Exude the attitude that you give zero fucks, and don't care whether she dates you or not. Fourth, move things to IRL face-to-face within 3-4 messages. You're not looking for a penpal, you're looking for a date so make one. Don't get caught in this limbo of emailing each other back and forth fifty times. The second or third message you send her (counting your opening message) should ask her to meet you somewhere for coffee or a drink. If she blows you off, move on to the next girl. A lot of girls on dating sites are just window shopping and/or soaking up attention & compliments for a free ego boost. Don't waste your time on any one girl because you're going to have to send out dozens or hundreds of opening messages to get a single date. Look rich, look tall, look social, look interesting, and look desireless. After that, it's just a matter of message volume. The best advice I have seen in this thread yet |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 1:15:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2014 1:31:39 AM EDT
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They sense your odd
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Posted: 10/26/2014 1:36:16 AM EDT
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I never got an IM from any of them. I kind of figured lizzard was joking lol. TARP? Who's TARP? I didn't see anyone here by that name reply in the thread. OR is that "TARP" As in "It's a TARP!" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP, what ever happened with Lizzard? TARP? I was expecting an AAR from Vegas by now. TARP? Who's TARP? I didn't see anyone here by that name reply in the thread. OR is that "TARP" As in "It's a TARP!" When I read all of Lizzard's posts, she sounded all MILFY and horny and a new thread ready to start. Unless, of course… 
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:19:09 AM EDT
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Neat, ask her what the fuck is wrong with you. Also ask her if she has any single friends. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You are around medical women? Nurses specifically? Go find one and befriend her, then ask her what the fuck is wrong with you. How are you near nurses and not getting your prostate licked in the linen closet is totally beyond me. She always manages to cheer me up... and I really like her, but there is a serious caveat. She's married, and that's a line I don't cross. I might be somewhat desperate, but... I refuse to be a home-wrecker. I could never forgive myself for that. Neat, ask her what the fuck is wrong with you. Also ask her if she has any single friends. This. -Signed, Girl type person. 
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:25:33 AM EDT
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My name's Jack and I work in the behavioral health field. I love my job as it affords me the ability to help people in their time of need. However, my job is quite stressful, so I wind down by bicycling, swimming, reading, doing house improvements, and playing with my loyal canine companion, Sandy. I also love to cook, and I'm pretty damn good at it, if I so say so myself. Lately I've been experimenting a bit with the paleo/primal diet, and am really liking it so far. I'm a huge fan of Rush, Metallica, Muse and a few country songs here and there. I can get into almost anything, when it comes to music. My best quality is probably my seemingly inexhaustible curiosity. I absolutely love to learn new things, try new foods, new experiences, and travel to places I've never been before. If you're on any kind of drugs, please... go find someone else to enable you. I have enough of that drama at work, and no woman is worth that noise. Seriously, there are some pretty trashy women on this site. That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:43:17 AM EDT
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That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. Quote HistoryQuoted:
My name's Jack and I work in the behavioral health field. I love my job as it affords me the ability to help people in their time of need. However, my job is quite stressful, so I wind down by bicycling, swimming, reading, doing house improvements, and playing with my loyal canine companion, Sandy. I also love to cook, and I'm pretty damn good at it, if I so say so myself. Lately I've been experimenting a bit with the paleo/primal diet, and am really liking it so far. I'm a huge fan of Rush, Metallica, Muse and a few country songs here and there. I can get into almost anything, when it comes to music. My best quality is probably my seemingly inexhaustible curiosity. I absolutely love to learn new things, try new foods, new experiences, and travel to places I've never been before. If you're on any kind of drugs, please... go find someone else to enable you. I have enough of that drama at work, and no woman is worth that noise. Seriously, there are some pretty trashy women on this site. That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. Oh Lord!  
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:51:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You too? Current "friends" are girls who friended me in user groups. Like totally way out of my league hot and interesting. Chatting about it with friends and we have at least one decent theory. Really hot and smart, desirable chicks are hit on by everyone all the time. It's their life. But on social media they can pick and choose, google stalk us, whatever. Life as a single girl is risky. But not so much on social media. So they can pick whom they want. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My recent success has actually been on facebook. If you find the right group, there are lots of women with lots of time on their hands. Just last week I got sexual favors from 2 women, from the same group. Working on number 3 at this time as well as one from tinder and one from POF. Step up your game, pre holidays is prime time for men. Women don't want to feel alone on the holidays. Edit: You need to find local facebook groups. try starting with yardsale pages and eventually you will find out what pages all the local women vent on, that is where you want to be. Trust me, the vagina is plentiful. You too? Current "friends" are girls who friended me in user groups. Like totally way out of my league hot and interesting. Chatting about it with friends and we have at least one decent theory. Really hot and smart, desirable chicks are hit on by everyone all the time. It's their life. But on social media they can pick and choose, google stalk us, whatever. Life as a single girl is risky. But not so much on social media. So they can pick whom they want. OP, here are some suggestions to your new profile My name's Jack and I work in the behavioral health field. I love my job as it affords me the ability to help people in their time of need. However, my job is quite stressful, so I wind down by bicycling, swimming, reading, doing house improvements, and playing with my loyal canine companion, Sandy (you need a picture of said animal). I also love to cook, and I'm pretty damn good at it, if I so say so myself I might even cook dinner for you sometime OR I'll cook dinner for you if you're nice... something along those lines. Lately I've been experimenting a bit with the paleo/primal diet, and am really liking it so far. I'm a huge fan of Rush, Metallica, Muse and a few country songs here and there. I can get into almost anything, when it comes to music. My best quality is probably my seemingly inexhaustible (gay) curiosity. I absolutely love to learn new things, try new foods, new experiences, and travel to places I've never been before. If you're on any kind of drugs, please... go find someone else to enable you (makes you sound like a d bag). I have enough of that drama at work, and no woman is worth that noise. Seriously, there are some pretty trashy women on this site. AIN'T NOBODY GOT NO TIME FO DAT! |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:58:12 AM EDT
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That just got copied and pasted into 4000 profiles. Nice writing... no way the OP could back it up... yet. So I trimmed it up and posted that profile. Wow. Women are indeed fucking illogical creatures. The title is literally "I'm an ***hole." They eat it up. I've gotten more "meet me" things and unsolicited messages in 3 hours than I have in my own profile in 2 years. "Well hello there." After that profile, she might as well have said "I want the D." Some of these women are actually hot. I did post a pretty good looking dude. Be good looking. Be a raging borderline psychotic asshole. Get laid easily. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 3:01:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. Quote HistoryQuoted: My name's Jack and I work in the behavioral health field. I love my job as it affords me the ability to help people in their time of need. However, my job is quite stressful, so I wind down by bicycling, swimming, reading, doing house improvements, and playing with my loyal canine companion, Sandy. I also love to cook, and I'm pretty damn good at it, if I so say so myself. Lately I've been experimenting a bit with the paleo/primal diet, and am really liking it so far. I'm a huge fan of Rush, Metallica, Muse and a few country songs here and there. I can get into almost anything, when it comes to music. My best quality is probably my seemingly inexhaustible curiosity. I absolutely love to learn new things, try new foods, new experiences, and travel to places I've never been before. If you're on any kind of drugs, please... go find someone else to enable you. I have enough of that drama at work, and no woman is worth that noise. Seriously, there are some pretty trashy women on this site. That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. I concur with all the changes mentioned above. Being a bad ass mother f, and grooming your awesome beard need to go. It's just weird and kinda childish (and I'm about your age, and immature as all get out). And for god's sake, get rid of that first 'selfie' photo. Do you only have like 3 pictures of yourself? I think the beach picture is fine, but you need to find some slightly less goofy sunglasses for the future. The one with your sister isn't a bad picture, either. But you absolutely need to ditch the first one, and put up a couple pictures of you actually doing something, and not just posing with a goofy 'look away' face. Don't think about the meetup ride. DO IT. Cycling is a great hobby (even if you're one of those spandex wearing lane hoggers  ). Get a photo of you doing that. Get a photo of you shooting (it'll only drive away the ones you don't want anyway). Just doing SOMETHING. I don't know where your lack of confidence has come from, but it's depressing. You work in a respectable field, you're a normal looking dude, and you seem intelligent. There ain't nothing wrong with you as far as I can tell, you just need to realize it. PLEASE go to the meetup beginners ride.. and PLEASE don't be a quiet creeper. Be forward and introduce yourself around. Stand tall, man, you seem like a good dude.
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Posted: 10/26/2014 3:13:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So I trimmed it up and posted that profile. Wow. Women are indeed fucking illogical creatures. The title is literally "I'm an ***hole." They eat it up. I've gotten more "meet me" things and unsolicited messages in 3 hours than I have in my own profile in 2 years. "Well hello there." After that profile, she might as well have said "I want the D." Some of these women are actually hot. I did post a pretty good looking dude. Be good looking. Be a raging borderline psychotic asshole. Get laid easily. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That just got copied and pasted into 4000 profiles. Nice writing... no way the OP could back it up... yet. So I trimmed it up and posted that profile. Wow. Women are indeed fucking illogical creatures. The title is literally "I'm an ***hole." They eat it up. I've gotten more "meet me" things and unsolicited messages in 3 hours than I have in my own profile in 2 years. "Well hello there." After that profile, she might as well have said "I want the D." Some of these women are actually hot. I did post a pretty good looking dude. Be good looking. Be a raging borderline psychotic asshole. Get laid easily.  |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 8:54:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So I trimmed it up and posted that profile. Wow. Women are indeed fucking illogical creatures. The title is literally "I'm an ***hole." They eat it up. I've gotten more "meet me" things and unsolicited messages in 3 hours than I have in my own profile in 2 years. "Well hello there." After that profile, she might as well have said "I want the D." Some of these women are actually hot. I did post a pretty good looking dude. Be good looking. Be a raging borderline psychotic asshole. Get laid easily. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That just got copied and pasted into 4000 profiles. Nice writing... no way the OP could back it up... yet. So I trimmed it up and posted that profile. Wow. Women are indeed fucking illogical creatures. The title is literally "I'm an ***hole." They eat it up. I've gotten more "meet me" things and unsolicited messages in 3 hours than I have in my own profile in 2 years. "Well hello there." After that profile, she might as well have said "I want the D." Some of these women are actually hot. I did post a pretty good looking dude. Be good looking. Be a raging borderline psychotic asshole. Get laid easily. I met a woman without a site last week and am doing things with her, so I am going to experiment with OKC a bit.
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Posted: 10/26/2014 9:09:16 AM EDT
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Jack, your new profile comes off as righteous Christian...
As much as you hate seeing people detox at work, the reality is more than half the people you meet will dabble is some kind of illegal drug.. And they don't want to be judged for it anymore than people who have a drink or two.. Everyone smokes weed it seems.. Save the personal beliefs that make people feel judged for face to face conversations.. IMO... |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 9:31:22 AM EDT
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Good job! The new profile is a lot better than the first! |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 9:40:38 AM EDT
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I'm not tagging this for dating site tips
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Posted: 10/26/2014 9:45:14 AM EDT
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you are trying too hard.
women want men who can make them pregnant and then provide for them. go to the gym for that "im going to make you pregnant look". once you achieve your goal take a mirror shot with you not smiling. make your profile say your career and long term financial goals are number one. women chase men who chase money. be prepared to fail. i would suggest an in person trial skipping the online portion. find a woman in a social setting and approach expecting failure. when you fail examine why you failed. do not ask her why you failed because that will display weakness. do not display weakness. only assets and dominant personality traits. desperation is a stinky cologne. know failure. conduct a root cause analysis of your failure. remove your root cause. bask in the warmth only a vagina can provide. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:12:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: you are trying too hard. women want men who can make them pregnant and then provide for them. go to the gym for that "im going to make you pregnant look". once you achieve your goal take a mirror shot with you not smiling. make your profile say your career and long term financial goals are number one. women chase men who chase money. be prepared to fail. i would suggest an in person trial skipping the online portion. find a woman in a social setting and approach expecting failure. when you fail examine why you failed. do not ask her why you failed because that will display weakness. do not display weakness. only assets and dominant personality traits. desperation is a stinky cologne. know failure. conduct a root cause analysis of your failure. remove your root cause. bask in the warmth only a vagina can provide. Agreed Don't forget to smell test before you do the deep dive
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:21:27 PM EDT
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That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. Quote HistoryQuoted:
My name's Jack and I work in the behavioral health field. I love my job as it affords me the ability to help people in their time of need. However, my job is quite stressful, so I wind down by bicycling, swimming, reading, doing house improvements, and playing with my loyal canine companion, Sandy. I also love to cook, and I'm pretty damn good at it, if I so say so myself. Lately I've been experimenting a bit with the paleo/primal diet, and am really liking it so far. I'm a huge fan of Rush, Metallica, Muse and a few country songs here and there. I can get into almost anything, when it comes to music. My best quality is probably my seemingly inexhaustible curiosity. I absolutely love to learn new things, try new foods, new experiences, and travel to places I've never been before. If you're on any kind of drugs, please... go find someone else to enable you. I have enough of that drama at work, and no woman one is worth that noise. Seriously, there are some pretty trashy women on this site. That's what I'd change. That and the pic at the beach, drinking beer, should be replaced by one with you and your canine Sandy. "Being a bad ass mother f" also doesn't fit with the rest of your profile. If you post something like that, you gotta own that shit. It's not congruent with your reality. The confused woman clicks to next profile. I agree, those things stood out for me. But change "no woman is worth" to "no one is worth" because what? You'd put up with a male friend who was into drugs? No? It's not worth dealing with AT ALL from ANYBODY. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:36:48 PM EDT
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Don't exclude the hot women and try being a jerk. Don't over do it, otherwise the uglies and fatties will spam you, telling you what an asshole you are!
Had one threaten to shoot me because I replied, that she was just jealous because she was fat and ugly. 
My response was she could always lose a few pounds and I know how to operate a light switch. 
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Posted: 10/26/2014 2:41:00 PM EDT
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Um, that's normal? You're probably like most other dudes, regular , nothing special . Wheni was on those I sent hundreds of emails. I received , in no particular order, one no thank you , one I'm not looking for a guy right now , and one chick actually was pissed I sent her an obvious copy paste email. When I informed her that that was the first non no response she got really pissed
Honestly, if your not brad Pitt , you ain't gonna get shit for replies. Did I make it in befor e the Internet enrico suavees? Photoshop could be your friend, use the Putin pics for inspiration. Embellish it a bit, have someone shop you petting or riding a unicorn, pegasus, or liger. Most of the women on there have low self esteem and are looking for a funny guy. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 4:20:00 PM EDT
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So... ummm,... I actually posted a CL ad like some people here suggested... and I actually got a reply. Emailing back and forth, and she seems more than willing to meet up for some fun. She actually is going on as if she would be honored to take my v-card. if you meet her, and the conversation turns towards exchanging money for favors - COP. if after the deed is done, she asks for her money... unwittingly got hookered. pay up. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy  Welcome to my new sig line
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Posted: 10/26/2014 4:39:58 PM EDT
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POF chicks are gross OP. Fun but gross. So lucky I haven't gotten an STD in my life, especially factoring half the chicks I've been with have been flings off that site.
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Posted: 10/26/2014 4:56:36 PM EDT
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Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid!
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Posted: 10/26/2014 7:50:58 PM EDT
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Photoshop could be your friend, use the Putin pics for inspiration. Embellish it a bit, have someone shop you petting or riding a unicorn, pegasus, or liger. Most of the women on there have low self esteem and are looking for a funny guy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Um, that's normal? You're probably like most other dudes, regular , nothing special . Wheni was on those I sent hundreds of emails. I received , in no particular order, one no thank you , one I'm not looking for a guy right now , and one chick actually was pissed I sent her an obvious copy paste email. When I informed her that that was the first non no response she got really pissed
Honestly, if your not brad Pitt , you ain't gonna get shit for replies. Did I make it in befor e the Internet enrico suavees? Photoshop could be your friend, use the Putin pics for inspiration. Embellish it a bit, have someone shop you petting or riding a unicorn, pegasus, or liger. Most of the women on there have low self esteem and are looking for a funny guy. Everyone loves a funny guy. I'd totally go for a grandiose photoshop guy, assuming it's funny. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 7:56:14 PM EDT
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Tinder, man... Tinder... This is GD man, Grinder is more appropriate. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 8:18:40 PM EDT
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Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid! He is not a troll, he is a good friend of mine that I know well. I can attest what he says is genuine. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 8:29:45 PM EDT
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Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid! Maybe he didn't like you coming onto him.
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Posted: 10/26/2014 10:54:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid! I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices. That's what I fucking need while I'm already down. I really hope I contract cancer soon. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 10:57:59 PM EDT
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I wish with all my strength that I was just trolling. I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices.
That's what I fucking need while I'm already down. I really hope I contract cancer soon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid! I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices.
That's what I fucking need while I'm already down. I really hope I contract cancer soon. Sorry man... Should have told her that when she ODs on twinkies that it will be you showing up to save her life, and she better remember that. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 10:59:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sorry man... Should have told her that when she ODs on twinkies that it will be you showing up to save her life, and she better remember that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid! I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices. That's what I fucking need while I'm already down. I really hope I contract cancer soon. Sorry man... Should have told her that when she ODs on twinkies that it will be you showing up to save her life, and she better remember that. In fact, when I earlier expressed that I was starting to ride my bike to lose weight... she got defensive. As if she felt threatened by my wanting to look better. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 11:03:10 PM EDT
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I should have told that fat bitch, "Your double chin is about the size of rhode island, why don't you lose some weight?"" In fact, when I earlier expressed that I was starting to ride my bike to lose weight... she got defensive. As if she felt threatened by my wanting to look better. Well you still maintained your class, which makes you the better person. But still, fuck her! She deserves to be ridiculed for being such a piece of shit. Don't let it get you down though, some women can be shit bags too. But there are still some good ones left |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 11:31:16 PM EDT
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#1 say you are an EMT not 'work in behavior health field' it sounds more exciting
#2 have someone take a pic of you and a buddy in the back of the ambulance goofing off. Something a bit bizzare but not sicko...like both of you with blown up rubber gloves with faces drawn on them. Also sends the message 'If I don't get a date from you I will be having fun anyways!" #3 People tend to put their best foot forward on dating sites and so the assumption is that whatever you say you are really 10X that. Get off your high horse on the drug issue. You really want to not date a girl because she smoked pot a few times? Okay, maybe you do, but in general let that kind of weeding out happen during the actual dating. #4 Don't say 'probably' when describing the first date, it makes you sound wishy-washy. #5 Ditch the mention of target shooting. Your love of guns is generally either going to be a deal-breaker for her, OR it won't be relevant to her. Stating it like it's a big deal makes you seem like the shallow gun guys who that is their ONLY hobby. This is something to bring up on your third date, which should be a trip to the range. #6 Saying 'my job is quite stressful' makes it sound like you are failing to handle the stress. Saying "I love to bike to rid myself of the stress of work" says you are succeeding at handling your stress. #7 include a pic of you and your dog together. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 11:37:46 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Im telling ya, tinder swipe. I got it just for entertainment, not even looking for anything, with no intentions and in a couple days I had 400+ matches with girls throwing their numbers at me pretty much. I can actually make the girls weed themselves out by posting picture moments of things I like, if they don't like it or delete me for posting stuff I like....well then I probably didn't want to talk to them anyway! |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 11:39:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: #1 say you are an EMT not 'work in behavior health field' it sounds more exciting #2 have someone take a pic of you and a buddy in the back of the ambulance goofing off. Something a bit bizzare but not sicko...like both of you with blown up rubber gloves with faces drawn on them. Also sends the message 'If I don't get a date from you I will be having fun anyways!" #3 People tend to put their best foot forward on dating sites and so the assumption is that whatever you say you are really 10X that. Get off your high horse on the drug issue. You really want to not date a girl because she smoked pot a few times? Okay, maybe you do, but in general let that kind of weeding out happen during the actual dating. #4 Don't say 'probably' when describing the first date, it makes you sound wishy-washy. #5 Ditch the mention of target shooting. Your love of guns is generally either going to be a deal-breaker for her, OR it won't be relevant to her. Stating it like it's a big deal makes you seem like the shallow gun guys who that is their ONLY hobby. This is something to bring up on your third date, which should be a trip to the range. #6 Saying 'my job is quite stressful' makes it sound like you are failing to handle the stress. Saying "I love to bike to rid myself of the stress of work" says you are succeeding at handling your stress. #7 include a pic of you and your dog together. |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 11:39:48 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The problem I've had with tinder is that while I get matches, some even pretty decent looking, I just have no social skills to do anything with it. If i do manage to start up a conversation with someone it ends up going nowhere because I suck at talking to people. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Im telling ya, tinder swipe. I got it just for entertainment, not even looking for anything, with no intentions and in a couple days I had 400+ matches with girls throwing their numbers at me pretty much. I can actually make the girls weed themselves out by posting picture moments of things I like, if they don't like it or delete me for posting stuff I like....well then I probably didn't want to talk to them anyway! |
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Posted: 10/26/2014 11:54:01 PM EDT
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I wish with all my strength that I was just trolling. I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices.
That's what I fucking need while I'm already down. I really hope I contract cancer soon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Im smelling a troll! I Imed him this monring with some "advice" and have yet to get a reply or see him logged back on and we all know hes not out getting laid! I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices.
That's what I fucking need while I'm already down. I really hope I contract cancer soon. Fuck that uppity cunt, bitch. I bet you make more money than her. ETA, nothing is worse than a picky fat chick / ugly chick. Keep at it bro! Maybe some more pics of you at social events or with animals.
I signed up a kid that works for me, he's 19. So far he is doing alright. I told him that I'll pay for his first and second date, he was so happy. |
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Posted: 10/27/2014 12:10:15 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices. Congrats on getting a date. Sorry it didn't work out but that's how it goes some times. Still, be proud of yourself, you made progress. Baby steps. I'd bet that the out of the blue message from her was because she wanted to go out right then and went through the list of people she previously spoke with and your revised profile did the trick. Once you saw it wasn't going to work out (she was huge and ridiculing you, then you could have taken the moment as a learning opportunity to try things you normally wouldn't do or say. No fear of rejection because you already don't want her. Just keep in mind that it might seem that it is easy for everyone to meet women but that isn't the case. Things are only hard when you don't know how. In this thread, you are getting advice from guys who know how. Just keep at it. |
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Posted: 10/27/2014 12:30:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d6/d68d7282e92247a247aefa20bf1cc064785698cc2de6e9167ba6186f9befbe7d.jpg Step 1: go to a supermarket....not walmart 2: profile the chicks by the contents of their carts to see who is single 3: I forgot wherei was going with this, kinda drunk Fuck it just pay. |
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Posted: 10/27/2014 12:37:13 AM EDT
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
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Posted: 10/27/2014 12:44:56 AM EDT
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Congrats on getting a date. Sorry it didn't work out but that's how it goes some times. Still, be proud of yourself, you made progress. Baby steps. I'd bet that the out of the blue message from her was because she wanted to go out right then and went through the list of people she previously spoke with and your revised profile did the trick. Once you saw it wasn't going to work out (she was huge and ridiculing you, then you could have taken the moment as a learning opportunity to try things you normally wouldn't do or say. No fear of rejection because you already don't want her. Just keep in mind that it might seem that it is easy for everyone to meet women but that isn't the case. Things are only hard when you don't know how. In this thread, you are getting advice from guys who know how. Just keep at it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I seriously can't get women interested in me to save my life... literally. There are days I seriously pray for a terminal illness, because it pains me so much to see everyone have so much ease in finding women,.... and yet for me, it's harder than anything. No one here seems to understand what it's like for me. Getting a woman for everyone else, is easier than picking up a pair of shoes it seems. Me? I think I'd have better luck hitting the lotto. Last night I went on a date with a girl from POF, and all she fucking did was ridicule me... tell me how much of a loser I am that I'm just an EMT at 31 years old. She messaged me out of the blue on POF. I had talked a few times to her before... but never went anywhere. So we talked last night, and I suggested we get together sometime. She suggeste meeting last night... on very short notice. Met her, and she wasn't... very attractive at all. Much fatter than I am. But whatever. Talked a bit about our lives, and that's when she started ridiculing me and my career choices.
Congrats on getting a date. Sorry it didn't work out but that's how it goes some times. Still, be proud of yourself, you made progress. Baby steps. I'd bet that the out of the blue message from her was because she wanted to go out right then and went through the list of people she previously spoke with and your revised profile did the trick. Once you saw it wasn't going to work out (she was huge and ridiculing you, then you could have taken the moment as a learning opportunity to try things you normally wouldn't do or say. No fear of rejection because you already don't want her. Just keep in mind that it might seem that it is easy for everyone to meet women but that isn't the case. Things are only hard when you don't know how. In this thread, you are getting advice from guys who know how. Just keep at it. Dating fat chicks with chins described by the OP as "the size of Rhode Island" is going backwards IMHO. He's still failed to take any of the good advice here. |
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