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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:13:10 PM EDT

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Pretty much all I did today was run 10 miles and surf arfcom.

Posted: 10/21/2014 5:18:54 PM EDT

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I'm a fatty.

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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:20:41 PM EDT

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I'm lonely

Posted: 10/21/2014 5:21:28 PM EDT

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I have Gordon Lightfoot on my ipod.

Posted: 10/21/2014 5:36:38 PM EDT

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I lost my virginity in a threesome.

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So what's it like being on the spit rod?

Did they eiffel tower you?

Posted: 10/21/2014 5:52:16 PM EDT

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Buttttt somehow you forgot that you had been drinking and you drove? lol

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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor.

I was at a big bar here with an imitation beach style set up I was sitting around one of the campfires they have set up with about 6 of my friends and 20 random people iirc. Someone was ordering buckets of beer and they come pre-opened in the bucket, I am 95% sure someone slipped a roofie in one of them trying to get one of the girls around the fire and I ended up being the one to drink it...

I was driving home I felt great, all of a sudden i started getting woozey so I opened the windows and turned loud music on, etc. By the time I got to my front door I could barely walk, I think I passed out on my carpet idk, next thing I know I'm in the bathtub throwing up down my chest, then I wake up in my bed apparently I had a complete blackout. My wife told me she had to take care of me all night.

I had a thread about it here a bunch of people berated me for driving home on a roofie lol like I was supposed to magically know. Apparently it's an asshole move to get roofied and drive home stupid rape victims are endangering all us safe drivers, gotta love arfcom logic. I'm very glad I drove home though instead of waking up face down in a ditch somewhere, I don't even want to imagine what would happen had I blackedout on the pavement somewhere in my city... Probably would have had my throat eaten by coyote or been taken hostage by a bunch of illegals.

Buttttt somehow you forgot that you had been drinking and you drove? lol

Had about 4 beers iirc over the span of 4 and half hours iirc, wasn't even close to being drunk upon leaving the bar. When I actually got sick it was an all of a sudden thing, it was like freight train of nausea hit me.

edit: There were limes in the drinks someone mentioned it could have been something really horrible on an unwashed lime like a chunk of pesticide, but with the rapid nausea attack and then the blackout it seemed WAYYY too similar to the symptoms of a roofie.

Posted: 10/21/2014 6:16:52 PM EDT

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He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax.

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Starting to rethink that whole "party with mikhail" thing

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He'll put the stool back under your feet right before you pass out. Maximizes the climax.

As long as the safe word is easy to remember and gasp out, rock on.

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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:17:07 PM EDT

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I just thought of another. I bought a katana because I told myself I needed one for the zombies.

Posted: 10/21/2014 11:28:07 PM EDT

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Back when I was young and liked to drink, I was on a 7-10 day or so drunk binge, and I kept wondering, "Who the fuck is Andrew guy everybody keeps talking about."

Yes I let hurricane Andrew sneak up on me.

Posted: 10/21/2014 11:40:37 PM EDT

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I pee'd my pants alittle when our UH60 fell out of the sky....

Posted: 10/21/2014 11:40:46 PM EDT

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I'm slightly ashamed of some Americans of certain backgrounds that are killing this country because they believe everyone is oppressing them even though all standards are lowered for them

Posted: 10/22/2014 4:30:02 AM EDT

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I still don't know what rifle thingy that Al guy shoots in that movie Heat.

Posted: 10/22/2014 4:40:36 AM EDT

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My post count.

Posted: 10/22/2014 4:55:18 AM EDT

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I was suspended from school......when I was in Kindergarten.

Posted: 10/22/2014 4:56:18 AM EDT

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I've been carrying around the same ammo in my carry pistol for like 2 years.

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Huh...Come to think of it, the rounds in my SP-101 have been in there since 1996.

Posted: 10/22/2014 5:11:10 AM EDT

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I spend most of my night at work playing cards against humanity

Posted: 10/22/2014 6:29:20 AM EDT

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I lost my virginity to a girl with the Canadian flag tattooed on her back, and I stared at it almost the entire time.

Posted: 10/22/2014 6:35:51 AM EDT

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I lost my virginity to a girl with the Canadian flag tattooed on her back, and I stared at it almost the entire time.

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I lost my virginity in a wood shed to a girl who would become the town whore.

Was the tattoo well done?

Posted: 10/22/2014 10:02:28 AM EDT

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I am a fattie.

My current DL photo makes me look like a pedophile.

Posted: 10/22/2014 10:24:28 AM EDT

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Have not fired a gun (other then a pellet rifle) in 2.5 years.

I suck at gun nut.

Posted: 10/22/2014 10:29:36 AM EDT

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I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar...

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Do tell, I have some in the freezer.

Posted: 10/22/2014 10:41:23 AM EDT

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I've never ridden a motorcycle. And now I'm too embarrassed to go out and learn at 39.

Posted: 10/22/2014 10:41:34 AM EDT

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Overweight and drinking a 20 oz coke.

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:43:59 AM EDT

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Overweight and drinking a 20 oz coke.

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Really difficult to kick the soda habit, can sympathize.

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:47:08 AM EDT

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I never got a college degree.

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:47:28 AM EDT

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I'm a Vols and Titans fan.

But at least I own a 1911.

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:48:22 AM EDT

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I never got a college degree.

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I was 3/4 finished...

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:49:29 AM EDT

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I was 3/4 finished...

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I never got a college degree.

I was 3/4 finished...

I was half way at Rice.
One of the dumbest things I ever did was decide to drop.

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:57:18 AM EDT

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I was half way at Rice.

One of the dumbest things I ever did was decide to drop.

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I never got a college degree.

I was 3/4 finished...

I was half way at Rice.

One of the dumbest things I ever did was decide to drop.

I dropped to join the Corps.

My dumbest move was not finishing online or when I got out. We still have time though!

Posted: 10/23/2014 9:58:36 AM EDT

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Sometimes, if I know I'm going to shower in a few hours, I don't wipe my ass.

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:03:34 AM EDT

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I dropped to join the Corps.

My dumbest move was not finishing online or when I got out. We still have time though!

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I never got a college degree.

I was 3/4 finished...

I was half way at Rice.
One of the dumbest things I ever did was decide to drop.

I dropped to join the Corps.

My dumbest move was not finishing online or when I got out. We still have time though!

It's too far gone for me.
Bothers me sometimes.

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:07:05 AM EDT

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One time I ate an eclair out of a trash can.

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:09:31 AM EDT

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I dropped to join the Corps.

My dumbest move was not finishing online or when I got out. We still have time though!

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hey retard, use your gi bill -- They PAY you to go to school

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:09:46 AM EDT

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I am ugly (not ashamed of that) but I was once rude to an ugly girl who was "into me" just because I could. That was over 20 years ago and I still feel like a jerk about it.

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:16:38 AM EDT

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hey retard, use your gi bill -- They PAY you to go to school

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I dropped to join the Corps.

My dumbest move was not finishing online or when I got out. We still have time though!

hey retard, use your gi bill -- They PAY you to go to school

Planning on using that to put myself through POST

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:22:25 AM EDT

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I accidentally discharged a double-action revolver when I was in high school (first experience with a revolver that wasn't single-action).

Blew a hole through the windshield of my friend's big brother's car.

From inside the car.

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Similar, but less badda boom. I didn't pay attention and let a Colt 1911 barrel bushing go "sproing" straight into the windshield of my friend's 2-day brand new pickup truck, cracking it from the inside. It was his pistol and he was showing me how to strip it. He was cool about it and wouldn't take any money. Embarrassing.

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:29:43 AM EDT

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I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them.

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I feel the same shame, not from the money, just from the feeling that good hardware should not be left idle.

I am making it to the range a bit more for penance. I haven't gotten the Hail Mary count up to balance it all out.

We should probably start a therapy group.

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:34:21 AM EDT

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Corsets are easier to get out of than Spanx (one piece--the kind that look like overalls at the top) are.
It's like being squeezed all over by an anaconda.

How anyone wears these things I don't know!

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I helped a coworker out of her pants this morning in the ladies bathroom.

Sorry, no homo. Her top snap was snagged and she had to pee. There were several of us helping, but I made the freeing move.

I know you men can't relate, but I once got caught in a pair of Spanx in the dressing room and couldn't get them off over my head or over my hips. I was ready to reach for a knife and cut the damned things off.

I put on a corset once, does that count?

Corsets are easier to get out of than Spanx (one piece--the kind that look like overalls at the top) are.
It's like being squeezed all over by an anaconda.

How anyone wears these things I don't know!

..................almost there...............please continue....................

Posted: 10/23/2014 10:36:05 AM EDT

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I can't shoot a 1911 without hurting my first knuckle on my index finger, unless its a double stack. Or most narrow gripped pistols, but 1911's will leave a mark. Just the way my hand was made.

Posted: 10/23/2014 11:15:16 AM EDT

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I'm not a good shot.

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This. Plus I am ashamed in my choice of women in the past. Always seem to pick the crazy ones. And not a good kind of crazy either.
ETA: I don't own a 1911 and CC a Glock 19. Not that im overly ashamed of that. But I'm sure someone will hate me

Posted: 10/23/2014 11:27:11 AM EDT

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I pee'd my pants alittle when our UH60 fell out of the sky....

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That, to me, seems like a viable reason to piss yourself

Posted: 10/23/2014 11:29:55 AM EDT

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i should be collecting data for my thesis, but i'm surfing arfcom and eating lucky charms instead.

Posted: 10/23/2014 1:00:39 PM EDT

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I'm getting fat.

Posted: 10/23/2014 1:01:39 PM EDT

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I cant tie my shoes right.

Posted: 10/23/2014 2:03:30 PM EDT

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I cant tie my shoes right.

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They tried to hold me back in kindergarden because I couldn't tie my shoes. That's what velcro is for.

Posted: 10/23/2014 2:23:02 PM EDT

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I once covered a Waflle House bathroom with puke from a night of heavy drinking. Almost feel sorry for the minimum wage bastard that had to clean that mess up.

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Hardees. Epic. Diarhea.