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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:02:11 PM EDT
I have been eating the same pizza for 3 days now
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:04:27 PM EDT
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I should be working.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:05:00 PM EDT
[#2]
work history
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:06:02 PM EDT
[#3]
I like beans.
Just beans and salt. Somebody help me. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:06:53 PM EDT
[#4]
I used her expensive shower stuff to.....*wash it*.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:07:41 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't own a 1911.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:07:44 PM EDT
[#6]
I buy size 32 pants, but make the 2 look like a 1
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:07:46 PM EDT
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I like beans. Just beans and salt. Somebody help me. Heck yeah, any kind. I open a can on chick peas, rinse and eat the whole can. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:10:08 PM EDT
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I accidentally discharged a double-action revolver when I was in high school (first experience with a revolver that wasn't single-action).
Blew a hole through the windshield of my friend's big brother's car. From inside the car. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:12:33 PM EDT
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I just jerked off.
Right before going to class.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:12:34 PM EDT
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work Browser history FIFY |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:14:39 PM EDT
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I have been eating the same pizza for 3 days now That's not too bad, so long as you didn't eat the whole thing on day one and this is actually a stealth poop thread. Edit. My personal shame: I bitch about how much I hate my PF9, but I have yet to sell it. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:17:48 PM EDT
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That's not too bad, so long as you didn't eat the whole thing on day one and this is actually a stealth poop thread. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have been eating the same pizza for 3 days now That's not too bad, so long as you didn't eat the whole thing on day one and this is actually a stealth poop thread. Nope, it has been basically all I have eaten though. 
I really should eat something green today. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:19:04 PM EDT
[#13]
for lunch I'm eating ramen noodles with a hand full of wasabi peas thrown in
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:19:23 PM EDT
[#14]
I don't shoot enough to warrant the amount of money I spend on them.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:21:27 PM EDT
[#15]
I suck at driving. . Watching chicks fuck horses seems to be pretty normal.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:24:31 PM EDT
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I didn't know how to drive a manual transmission until last year.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:25:08 PM EDT
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9 years ago I (while extremely inebriated) peed in a trashcan, in a ladies bathroom, on the beach, in Mission Beach, CA. and I still laugh when i think about it.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:25:10 PM EDT
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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:26:19 PM EDT
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I've been on a strict diet for a year, and not only did I get pizza last night, the leftovers didn't survive the night.
Now it's rabbit food for me for a week now.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:26:23 PM EDT
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I've puked and pee'd off of a 33rd floor balcony. Hopefully it didn't hit anyone.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:27:26 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've puked and pee'd off of a 33rd floor balcony. Hopefully it didn't hit anyone.  |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:27:38 PM EDT
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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. Jesus, I'd hate to hear what you are severely ashamed of 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:29:07 PM EDT
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I think airsoft guns are fun
And doing 1v1 while wearing eye-pro, shorts/light pants and a t-shirt/light shirt. And not taking it to seriously. And with beer! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:31:45 PM EDT
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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. I want to party with you. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:33:51 PM EDT
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One night stand with a girl that I knew I was going to break it off with afterward.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:35:39 PM EDT
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Humanity.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:36:34 PM EDT
[#27]
LONG list....
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:36:51 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One night stand with a girl that I knew I was going to break it off with afterward. Why are you ashamed?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:37:12 PM EDT
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I want to party with you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I once got roofied and shit my pants in my best friends kitchen floor. I want to party with you. Why? The shitting of the pants is just a waste of a good roofie.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:37:44 PM EDT
[#30]
I once bought a gun from Gander Mountain.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:38:38 PM EDT
[#31]
I once covered a Waflle House bathroom with puke from a night of heavy drinking. Almost feel sorry for the minimum wage bastard that had to clean that mess up.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:40:12 PM EDT
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I'm only 7 1/2", my daily driver no longer holds the title of "fasted production car", and my six-figure income is only about half way to a seven-figure income.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:44:41 PM EDT
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I went to Knob Creek and all I came home with is an antique dinner bell
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:45:34 PM EDT
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I'm only 7 1/2", my daily driver no longer holds the title of "fasted production car", and my six-figure income is only about half way to a seven-figure income. LOL.....I'm not sure you get the gist of this thread
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:51:08 PM EDT
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I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:51:46 PM EDT
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I suck at driving. . Watching chicks fuck horses seems to be pretty normal. ????? Where the fuck do you live where that's normal? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:52:34 PM EDT
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I can't chug, or connex.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:52:41 PM EDT
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work history For me as well, plus weight issues. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:53:50 PM EDT
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????? Where the fuck do you live where that's normal? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I suck at driving. . Watching chicks fuck horses seems to be pretty normal. ????? Where the fuck do you live where that's normal? Probably your next door neighbor. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:54:35 PM EDT
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I bouight a pistol back in May.... and have yet to shoot it.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:55:43 PM EDT
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I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy. So you're that guy?
When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:00:35 PM EDT
[#42]
I really like my glock 42.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:00:43 PM EDT
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I used to be really involved in a church.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:03:16 PM EDT
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I shot a hole in my friend's dad's humungous purple martin house with a Sheridan air rifle when we were 12, on purpose.
I knew it was a bad idea as soon as I'd pulled the trigger. I have no idea why I did it. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:04:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So you're that guy? When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy. So you're that guy? When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... It was a long time ago. Your thread is something you're ashamed of....not my finest moment. ETA: Disney didn't close the pool! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:05:16 PM EDT
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So you're that guy?
When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy. So you're that guy?
When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... It was a candy bar right? 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:06:48 PM EDT
[#47]
I read ARFCOM.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:10:25 PM EDT
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It was a long time ago. Your thread is something you're ashamed of....not my finest moment. ETA: Disney didn't close the pool! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got hammered and shit in a Disney World resort pool. My condolences to the pool guy. So you're that guy?
When I was a lifeguard I had to clear and close down a pool because of a shit once... It was a long time ago. Your thread is something you're ashamed of....not my finest moment. ETA: Disney didn't close the pool! You're right, I'm sorry. This should be a judgement free thread. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:11:48 PM EDT
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I suck at driving. . Watching chicks fuck horses seems to be pretty normal. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:12:31 PM EDT
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I found out that the easiest way into a woman's pants is watching "The Notebook" or "Dear John" and feigning a tear or two. (Circa 2003)
Those movies are stupid shit by the way ladies, don't know why you fall for it
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