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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:19:55 PM EDT
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So...to the Original Poster... Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? Worse, he's on the hook for two women his own age. I'm no rocket surgeon, but I thought the goal when acquiring gold-diggers was to generally aim for women half your age. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:26:01 PM EDT
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Worse, he's on the hook for two women his own age. I'm no rocket surgeon, but I thought the goal when acquiring gold-diggers was to generally aim for women half your age. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So...to the Original Poster... Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? Worse, he's on the hook for two women his own age. I'm no rocket surgeon, but I thought the goal when acquiring gold-diggers was to generally aim for women half your age. Clearly, he is doing it incorrectly. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:29:27 PM EDT
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Worse, he's on the hook for two women his own age. I'm no rocket surgeon, but I thought the goal when acquiring gold-diggers was to generally aim for women half your age. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So...to the Original Poster... Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? Worse, he's on the hook for two women his own age. I'm no rocket surgeon, but I thought the goal when acquiring gold-diggers was to generally aim for women half your age. I dunno...at that age Gold Diggers can become Child Support Recipients easily enough.....so maybe not so dumb.... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:30:42 PM EDT
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I dunno...at that age Gold Diggers can become Child Support Recipients easily enough.....so maybe not so dumb.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So...to the Original Poster... Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? Worse, he's on the hook for two women his own age. I'm no rocket surgeon, but I thought the goal when acquiring gold-diggers was to generally aim for women half your age. I dunno...at that age Gold Diggers can become Child Support Recipients easily enough.....so maybe not so dumb.... Not if he gets one of his golfing buddies to give him the snip. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:43:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: One of my good friends is a recently retired ER doc. He's obviously bright enough to have made it through med school, but he's an absolute moron when it comes to women. Some of his misadventures would embarrass a junior high schooler. Here's the latest: He's got a serious, long-term girlfriend. But four days ago, one of his ex-girlfriends, who now lives fifteen hundred miles away and is engaged to someone else, sent him an email about being so unhappy that she wasn't sure she wanted to go on living. Even my 12-year-old said, "This sounds like a trap". Well, he fell for it. He jumped in his truck and drove from NH to FL to save her. He managed to get there before she changed her mind, and to load her stuff in his truck without her fiancee killing him. Now he's driving back north with her. In the meantime, his girlfriend up here has gone psycho as well, and moved out of her house and into his house and bedroom. Marking her territory. She's waiting for them, and they're due to arrive tonight. Stay tuned, I think this disaster will be epic. Why the hell I have to go from a year of nothing to a GF, and ex-GF, and some woman that just wants sex in the span of three weeks I don't get. (PS, probably going to dump the GF cuz I think she's cheating, and hang out with the woman that just wants sex for a while.)
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:52:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is he dating women that old, and no doubt they're going to have a death match, at 60 this has to be their last chance to land a man with money. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: So where are you in all this rodent? Have you got front row tickets or just relaying the play by play. God made digital technology to record stuff like this so it can be posted on youtube or if their is naked chick fights liveleak. If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:53:09 PM EDT
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OST for an OSP (old school poster)
Good to see you back on the boards Rodent. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:56:17 PM EDT
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RODENT
Nice to see you back. I didn't know about the ban until a year ago where someone told me what happened. How's EB and Private Root Beer? You still living the dream? I didn't notice who the OP was until I saw your avatar said Rodent. You need your old one back. Anywho Nice to see an old face. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:59:30 PM EDT
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Anti-climactic update:
So I went to his house. He's a scotch aficionado and had two new bottles for us to try. He was already a little buzzed. Actual conversation: Moi: "I thought I'd be cleaning up blood over here." Doc: "You might still have to. Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?" Moi: "The good news." Doc: "There is no good news." Moi: "Where is (current psycho girlfriend)?" Doc: "She wanted to move in with me and I told her I wasn't ready to settle down, so she left. I feel really guilty about it." Moi: "What's up with (suicidal psycho ex-girlfriend)?" Doc: "She just had $32,000 of cosmetic surgery done. Tummy tuck, lips, boobs. She looks really good." Moi: "So where is she?" Doc: "She wanted to move in with me, too, but I told her no and she left and now I feel guilty about that, too." Moi: "Did you at least get to play with her new rubber lung protectors?" Doc: "She was crying too much." Moi: "I think that makes it better. So you drove all the way to Florida and back, and didn't even get to roll around her new bouncers?" Doc: "In retrospect I shouldn't have done that." |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:01:35 PM EDT
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haha
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:02:34 PM EDT
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No blood, no guts, no glory.
I am disappoint. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:03:07 PM EDT
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I am thinking he burned through $200 in gas, but came out ahead in the end.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:05:10 PM EDT
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I am thinking he burned through $200 in gas, but came out ahead in the end. Going with this. Don't put your dick in crazy. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:05:10 PM EDT
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Sup Rodent.
Sounded like the drama de-escalated, that's a good thing. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:07:24 PM EDT
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Fucking college graduates.
And he's a doc? What a tard . 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:09:29 PM EDT
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Doc may come out alright by accident
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:11:08 PM EDT
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Nope, that didn't make me feel sane.
Dammit! |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:12:32 PM EDT
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Disappointing, but always entertaining dialogue
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:14:20 PM EDT
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Doc: "In retrospect I shouldn't have done that."
Ayuup. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:14:45 PM EDT
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Anti-climactic update: So I went to his house. He's a scotch aficionado and had two new bottles for us to try. He was already a little buzzed. Actual conversation: Moi: "I thought I'd be cleaning up blood over here." Doc: "You might still have to. Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?" Moi: "The good news." Doc: "There is no good news." Moi: "Where is (current psycho girlfriend)?" Doc: "She wanted to move in with me and I told her I wasn't ready to settle down, so she left. I feel really guilty about it." Moi: "What's up with (suicidal psycho ex-girlfriend)?" Doc: "She just had $32,000 of cosmetic surgery done. Tummy tuck, lips, boobs. She looks really good." Moi: "So where is she?" Doc: "She wanted to move in with me, too, but I told her no and she left and now I feel guilty about that, too." Moi: "Did you at least get to play with her new rubber lung protectors?" Doc: "She was crying too much." Moi: "I think that makes it better. So you drove all the way to Florida and back, and didn't even get to roll around her new bouncers?" Doc: "In retrospect I shouldn't have done that." That's some matrix-style bullet dodging. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:15:44 PM EDT
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Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? Bingo. The older people get, the more single women there are and the fewer eligible bachelors there are. An older single doctor is in remarkable demand. Quoted:
How's EB and Private Root Beer? You still living the dream? They are fine, and I am indeed. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:18:00 PM EDT
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Sounded like the drama de-escalated, that's a good thing. Speaking as someone who has done monumentally stupid things for women, this episode served a useful purpose: I feel better about myself now. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:20:33 PM EDT
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No blood, no guts, no glory. I am disappoint. No sense of adventure; that's their problem. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:33:48 PM EDT
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Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Now I'm in. ETA: I agree with whomever said it above. Doc came out ok, but not by his own doing. At least he has chicken scotch. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:39:55 PM EDT
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Thanks for the entertainment Rodent. Good to hear you and PRB are doing good.
You going to hang around a bit?  I hope.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:49:56 PM EDT
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I am thinking he burned through $200 in gas, but came out ahead in the end. 3,000 miles in a full-size pickup was probably closer to $1,000. Plus meals and hotels. But it was still a cheap lesson. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:55:22 PM EDT
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Fucking college graduates.
And he's a doc? What a tard . Some of the smartest people I have ever met are some of the most functionally retarded. My brother is a perfect example. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 5:58:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 3,000 miles in a full-size pickup was probably closer to $1,000. Plus meals and hotels. But it was still a cheap lesson. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I am thinking he burned through $200 in gas, but came out ahead in the end. 3,000 miles in a full-size pickup was probably closer to $1,000. Plus meals and hotels. But it was still a cheap lesson. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:02:03 PM EDT
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So, that's it? No pie from either one?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:04:38 PM EDT
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OP, one of these women is going to need penis before this is all said and done....Step up and do what the Doc won't.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 6:54:52 PM EDT
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Final Score: Pushy Broad #1 - 0 Pushy Broad #2 - 0 Dumbass Doc - 0 Arfcom story - 1 Arfcom wins. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:01:45 PM EDT
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For real. This thread has some serious potential  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Can we please get a sticky? For real. This thread has some serious potential Doc could be enjoying a scene like your avatar if he'd played his cards right. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:04:28 PM EDT
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No blood, no guts, no glory, no 3-way I am disappoint. FIFY. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:00:26 PM EDT
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3,000 miles in a full-size pickup was probably closer to $1,000. Plus meals and hotels. But it was still a cheap lesson. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I am thinking he burned through $200 in gas, but came out ahead in the end. 3,000 miles in a full-size pickup was probably closer to $1,000. Plus meals and hotels. But it was still a cheap lesson. 1: I drive a full size pickup that guzzles gas. What a loon. Fly, rent a U-Haul one way. 2: Driving that far in a pickup for an ex, while in a once-committed relationship, is...wow. I was in med school and drove 700 miles in an econobox to see a girl, but I was young and foolish. And single. And she was worth driving to visit. We didn't become an item, but we both might be a cryptic flickering smile on the other person's face when we're old and senile.
3: As above, still a cheap lesson. He fell up the stairs and doesn't even realize it. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:06:43 PM EDT
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Well, that was kindof a let down maybe next time?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:59:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Final Score: Pushy Broad #1 - 0 Pushy Broad #2 - 0 Dumbass Doc - 0 Arfcom story - 1 Arfcom wins. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:37:12 PM EDT
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No blood, no guts, no glory. I am disappoint. This story is dildos.... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:57:52 PM EDT
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lol. What's Florida girlfriend doing now, hitch hiking back to the fiancé?
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:58:46 PM EDT
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So, I'm guessing the drive back from FL to NH resulted in at least one overnight in a motel...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 10:02:35 PM EDT
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Thanks for the update. He truly is ignorant in the ways of women.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 10:04:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2014 10:55:12 PM EDT
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Well, it sounds like he's back on the market again. Maybe he will choose better the next time.
The update was LULZ. 
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Posted: 10/22/2014 1:43:49 AM EDT
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My gut tells me that this is far from over. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Final Score: Pushy Broad #1 - 0 Pushy Broad #2 - 0 Dumbass Doc - 0 Arfcom story - 1 Arfcom wins. Lol, I was thinking the same thing
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Posted: 10/22/2014 5:50:59 AM EDT
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So, I'm guessing the drive back from FL to NH resulted in at least one overnight in a motel... She assumed that he was rescuing her and was going to take her home and make her happy for the rest of her life. He tried to gently explain that he didn't want to give up his independence. She cried the whole way and he never touched her. |
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Posted: 10/22/2014 6:04:06 AM EDT
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She assumed that he was rescuing her and was going to take her home and make her happy for the rest of her life. He tried to gently explain that he didn't want to give up his independence. She cried the whole way and he never touched her. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So, I'm guessing the drive back from FL to NH resulted in at least one overnight in a motel... She assumed that he was rescuing her and was going to take her home and make her happy for the rest of her life. He tried to gently explain that he didn't want to give up his independence. She cried the whole way and he never touched her. better for him. never stick it in the crazy. it makes them feel that much more entitled. |
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Posted: 10/22/2014 6:07:27 AM EDT
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Sounds like he'd make an ideal ARFcommer. Get him to sign up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Sounds like he'd make an ideal ARFcommer. Get him to sign up. LOL Quoted:
Moi: "I think that makes it better. So you drove all the way to Florida and back, and didn't even get to roll around her new bouncers?" Doc: "In retrospect I shouldn't have done that." You don't say? Great story, not often I start the day with this much laughter :-) |
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