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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:06:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: PRB is 12, devastatingly handsome, the star of the soccer team, has the highest test grades in his school, and gets leading roles in play after play. All the younger women (i.e., fifth and sixth graders) swoon when he walks by. In short, he is the kid I would be if I could go back in time knowing what I know now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: RODENT! Great to see you back! How's Pvt. Rootbeer? PRB is 12, devastatingly handsome, the star of the soccer team, has the highest test grades in his school, and gets leading roles in play after play. All the younger women (i.e., fifth and sixth graders) swoon when he walks by. In short, he is the kid I would be if I could go back in time knowing what I know now. Good to see you around man! I think about you guys every once in a while, was wondering how you've been. Your name comes up a lot in 'where did they go?' threads. You'll appreciate this - asked my 12yo out of the blue the other day if he needed any advice about girls or anything. He laughed at me. Hard. Like gut ripping.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:07:04 AM EDT
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Why is he dating women that old, and no doubt they're going to have a death match, at 60 this has to be their last chance to land a man with money. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So where are you in all this rodent? Have you got front row tickets or just relaying the play by play. God made digital technology to record stuff like this so it can be posted on youtube or if their is naked chick fights liveleak. If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. Guess he hasn't learned the "never give a GF [or BF] the keys to your house [or cars]" rule yet. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:09:11 AM EDT
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 Totally in.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:36:19 AM EDT
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In for the pending nuptuals
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:45:05 AM EDT
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Just wondering, what part of NH? I'm guessing down Manchester way.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:47:39 AM EDT
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Lakes region, right in the center.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 7:53:05 AM EDT
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Alright.....in on 4.
Florida wins again? ETA:The wife unit works with these brilliant kids at her school I've always wonderded what happens to them when they grow up. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:01:15 AM EDT
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Cool, I'm right near there
In for the fallout.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:05:02 AM EDT
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As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. When a mod says "Tag" or "OST", it's not just a tag....
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:05:58 AM EDT
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This should be rich
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:09:49 AM EDT
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TAG
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Posted: 10/21/2014 8:18:20 AM EDT
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Florida wins. One less krazy yankee.
Any details on the trip back? Road head? 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:23:16 AM EDT
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I just figured it was assumed  It is stories like that which make me thankful I do not have deal with the cray cray like that  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like he'd make an ideal ARFcommer. Get him to sign up. I was afraid to say that, but I figured one of the adults would show up eventually. I just figured it was assumed It is stories like that which make me thankful I do not have deal with the cray cray like that No one has to deal with this kind of crazy, they always choose to deal with it. Big difference. There are people who run towards the sounds of gunfire and then there are people who run towards the crazy, big world. Room for everybody. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 11:15:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:... asked my 12yo out of the blue the other day if he needed any advice about girls or anything. He laughed at me. Hard. Like gut ripping.
I'm thinking about having Private Root Beer chemically neutered until I can get him out of the house. Still no call back from the Doc. I'm going to drive over there after lunch to use his wood splitter. Yeah, yeah, that's it, to use his wood splitter... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 11:32:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm thinking about having Private Root Beer chemically neutered until I can get him out of the house. Still no call back from the Doc. I'm going to drive over there after lunch to use his wood splitter. Yeah, yeah, that's it, to use his wood splitter... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted:... asked my 12yo out of the blue the other day if he needed any advice about girls or anything. He laughed at me. Hard. Like gut ripping. I'm thinking about having Private Root Beer chemically neutered until I can get him out of the house. Still no call back from the Doc. I'm going to drive over there after lunch to use his wood splitter. Yeah, yeah, that's it, to use his wood splitter... |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 11:57:25 AM EDT
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We're all here, in a low hover, waiting to hear what the fuck is going on.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:09:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So where are you in all this rodent? Have you got front row tickets or just relaying the play by play. God made digital technology to record stuff like this so it can be posted on youtube or if their is naked chick fights liveleak. If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. Wow!! That's ok though, old people fights are the most entertaining. I am still at the beginning of this thread, I hope something interesting has happened by now. eta: I am disappoint. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:11:21 PM EDT
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I am pretty sure that there is blood cooling and congealing on a kitchen floor somewhere.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:30:48 PM EDT
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Well,
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:34:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Awesome!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:34:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ditto Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: as a person who has made countless poor life choices regarding women I can't wait for the updates In
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:38:20 PM EDT
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So in.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:48:22 PM EDT
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If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So where are you in all this rodent? Have you got front row tickets or just relaying the play by play. God made digital technology to record stuff like this so it can be posted on youtube or if their is naked chick fights liveleak. If you see a naked chick fight, it's gonna be naked 60-year-old chicks. As he was driving down to Florida, he told me over and over that he was afraid she'd commit suicide. I told him over and over that it wasn't his problem, and asked what he was he going to do with a psycho, suicidal ex if he was "successful". I've only heard from him once since he started the drive back north, and he couldn't say much because she was sitting right next to him. His neighbor is another good friend of mine, and he called me tonight to tell me that the Doc's current girlfriend kept driving by his house with her lights off, and finally just hauled a carload of stuff over and moved herself in. I imagine she's drinking his blood right about now. Last time an ex made that threat I went to a BBQ. She put a 9mm through her chest that night. While I can't recommend the 9mm, I concur with you. It's not his fault if she does off herself. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:48:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If pussy tastes like fruity pebbles sometimes you just cant say no You rat bastard. I laughed so loud I've got the entire floor of a cube farm looking at me now.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:50:18 PM EDT
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Sweet
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:52:06 PM EDT
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No kidding. http://www.wpuniversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/all-in-this-together1.png Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is so fucking crazy it just might work! This guy will prove to be either an epic retard, or epic genius. I got my fingers crossed for him. No kidding. http://www.wpuniversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/all-in-this-together1.png Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile LOL'd deer baby jesus god this gon' b good |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 12:57:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: as a person who has made countless poor life choices regarding women I can't wait for the updates In Yup. It might make me feel a little bit sane. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:08:18 PM EDT
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Technically, it's "after lunch".
OP is hiding the bodies and cleaning up the mess? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:09:10 PM EDT
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Still no call back from the Doc. I'm going to drive over there after lunch to use his wood splitter. Yeah, yeah, that's it, to use his wood splitter... Which one, suicidal or psycho? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:40:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Golly...
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:52:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDamn, that is giving me the heebie jeebies.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 1:57:47 PM EDT
[#32]
IN before the cray cray old ladies get their HRT trip on & have a zimmer-frame-race to see which one gets knocked up first by the Doc.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:09:16 PM EDT
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I'm thinking about having Private Root Beer chemically neutered until I can get him out of the house. Still no call back from the Doc. I'm going to drive over there after lunch to use his wood splitter. Yeah, yeah, that's it, to use his wood splitter... Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:... asked my 12yo out of the blue the other day if he needed any advice about girls or anything. He laughed at me. Hard. Like gut ripping.
I'm thinking about having Private Root Beer chemically neutered until I can get him out of the house. Still no call back from the Doc. I'm going to drive over there after lunch to use his wood splitter. Yeah, yeah, that's it, to use his wood splitter... Take a GoPro. Post hilarity afterward. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:13:03 PM EDT
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On the bright side, an ER doc should be able to handle first aid for his multiple stab wounds.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:26:03 PM EDT
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Rodent, Pvt RootBeer, and an epic female fail? Oh Yeah I'm IN!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:31:05 PM EDT
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As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:31:46 PM EDT
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Yup. It might make me feel a little bit sane. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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as a person who has made countless poor life choices regarding women I can't wait for the updates In Yup. It might make me feel a little bit sane. Whoa now ... I wouldn't go that far.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:34:42 PM EDT
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Rodent!! Welcome back, you magnificent bastard!!
It does my heart good to see that you've raise PRB to know trouble when he smells it. 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 2:50:45 PM EDT
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Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:03:32 PM EDT
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OSTs are rare nowdays, Part of the reason it's being done here is that it's Rodent, an old school guy around here, so it kind of makes sense. And there are only 50 posts per page in gd, so it sure isn't happening 60 or 70 times. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Yeah, I know. I was exaggerating. There were 20 posts on the first page that either said "in" ,or "OST, or the like. So, 40 %. That's still a bunch. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:29:17 PM EDT
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Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:32:26 PM EDT
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Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? It let's the OP know several people are following the story. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:33:04 PM EDT
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Yeah, I know. I was exaggerating. There were 20 posts on the first page that either said "in" ,or "OST, or the like. So, 40 %. That's still a bunch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? Yeah, I know. I was exaggerating. There were 20 posts on the first page that either said "in" ,or "OST, or the like. So, 40 %. That's still a bunch. I like pie. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:37:21 PM EDT
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OST
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:38:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoa now ... I wouldn't go that far. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: as a person who has made countless poor life choices regarding women I can't wait for the updates In Yup. It might make me feel a little bit sane. Whoa now ... I wouldn't go that far. It could happen!!
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:48:32 PM EDT
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It let's the OP know several people are following the story. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OST I keep seeing that. What does it mean? As some of the others have said, it means Old School Tag. In the days before Subscriptions and the Subscribe button, we had the My Active Topics button. The only way for a thread to show up in that list, was for you to post in it. So back then, people would just post "Tag" to mark the thread. Then why do people still do it? The reason I'm asking is that people (read dupe police) are quick to point out an unnecessary/repeated topic posted in gd. Yet 60 or 70 "In" , or "OST" unnecessary posts on the first page of a thread will slide with nothing being said. If it doesn't have to be posted (like a duped thread) then why does the Site Staff allow it? Duped/unnecessary threads get locked. Why don't unnecessary "In" and "OST" posts get removed? It let's the OP know several people are following the story. Fair enough. |
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Posted: 10/21/2014 3:57:10 PM EDT
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Can we please get a sticky? For real. This thread has some serious potential 
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:05:16 PM EDT
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 ............... Updates
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:06:10 PM EDT
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IN.
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Posted: 10/21/2014 4:18:18 PM EDT
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So...to the Original Poster...
Your friend is a 60ish Doctor, unmarried and stupid nice enough to be easily manipulated? Isn't that the Holy Grail for the female sex? |
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