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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:10:39 AM EDT
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I hate cats, they use my yard with small rocks as a fucking litter box. My dogs get cats fairly often and it is the end for the cat when they do. Best one was the cat that thought it could sit on the fence and antagonize the dogs until one jumped up and got it, it was tug of war after that. I don't like cat people at all. Men that own cats make me think they take it up the ass as they are secretly a woman, women are the ones that love cats. Why are cat haters so preoccupied with violence and homosexuality? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Small Penis syndrome. It's a curse for these little guys. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:11:41 AM EDT
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Apparently this may be a natural defense mechanism your body has formed to keep you away from parasites. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hate cats, they use my yard with small rocks as a fucking litter box. My dogs get cats fairly often and it is the end for the cat when they do. Best one was the cat that thought it could sit on the fence and antagonize the dogs until one jumped up and got it, it was tug of war after that. I don't like cat people at all. Men that own cats make me think they take it up the ass as they are secretly a woman, women are the ones that love cats. Apparently this may be a natural defense mechanism your body has formed to keep you away from parasites. 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:14:25 AM EDT
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I don't read in the local paper where a 1 year old baby had to have facial reconstruction because of a cat. Dogs are loyal until they bite, then they are "just playing" |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:16:53 AM EDT
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Don't eat cat shit from an infected cat. Problem solved! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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TOXOPLASMOSIS. Don't eat cat shit from an infected cat. Problem solved! Infected cat. Repeat. infected cat. Don't play tug of war with a rabid dog. Don't play keep away with an aggressive pit bull. Don't let your baby play with an untrained dog... |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:18:15 AM EDT
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if you die alone in your house with your 14 cats, they will eat your body, if i die alone with my dogs, they will starve to death guarding me Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Junk article. Hello, Cat Lady.  My smart cat will kick your dumb dog's ass!
if you die alone in your house with your 14 cats, they will eat your body, if i die alone with my dogs, they will starve to death guarding me Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:20:19 AM EDT
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Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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Junk article. Hello, Cat Lady. My smart cat will kick your dumb dog's ass!
if you die alone in your house with your 14 cats, they will eat your body, if i die alone with my dogs, they will starve to death guarding me Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
well, looks like we know who the resident arfcom cat appologist is 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:26:56 AM EDT
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well, looks like we know who the resident arfcom cat appologist is So say's the <removed - T7> that thinks in "Hallmark" moments, and is delusional enough to think his starving dogs would NEVER eating his corpse, even if the animals were really hungry. 
Because they really, and trully love him. And would die right next to his meat, just like a girlfriend he will never have. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:29:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know people here will disagree, but I've never seen a cat come when its name was called. I've never seen a cat even react when its name was called. Contrast that to the dumbest dog I've seen, and it's a world of difference. Cats are very good at training loyal humans, apparently. my old kat did. My girlfriend at the time named him Kitty Man so I got to stand outside at 10pm yelling "here kitty man, here kitty man". Thank god this was pre mass interent or I'd be on youtube somewhere. he would also play fetch. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:44:27 AM EDT
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my old kat did. My girlfriend at the time named him Kitty Man so I got to stand outside at 10pm yelling "here kitty man, here kitty man". Thank god this was pre mass interent or I'd be on youtube somewhere. he would also play fetch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I know people here will disagree, but I've never seen a cat come when its name was called. I've never seen a cat even react when its name was called. Contrast that to the dumbest dog I've seen, and it's a world of difference. Cats are very good at training loyal humans, apparently. my old kat did. My girlfriend at the time named him Kitty Man so I got to stand outside at 10pm yelling "here kitty man, here kitty man". Thank god this was pre mass interent or I'd be on youtube somewhere. he would also play fetch. My cat Jihad comes running when I call his name and when I tell him the window's open. He likes to sit in the window. He also meows at me when I talk to him. Prolly telling me to shut up. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 6:45:33 AM EDT
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My cat Jihad comes running when I call his name and when I tell him the window's open. He likes to sit in the window. He also meows at me when I talk to him. Prolly telling me to shut up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I know people here will disagree, but I've never seen a cat come when its name was called. I've never seen a cat even react when its name was called. Contrast that to the dumbest dog I've seen, and it's a world of difference. Cats are very good at training loyal humans, apparently. my old kat did. My girlfriend at the time named him Kitty Man so I got to stand outside at 10pm yelling "here kitty man, here kitty man". Thank god this was pre mass interent or I'd be on youtube somewhere. he would also play fetch. My cat Jihad comes running when I call his name and when I tell him the window's open. He likes to sit in the window. He also meows at me when I talk to him. Prolly telling me to shut up. I'm laughing at the image of you calling out to "Jihad." |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 8:24:54 AM EDT
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I won't associate with any individual who claims to HATE a domestic animal. I like dogs, I like cats. Neither species deserves the abuse which some feel compelled to visit upon them Cats are aloof, independent, clever, and self-centered -- in short, they have stereotypically feminine attributes. Men who despise cats are, deep down inside, intimidated by females. I'm sorry you doubt your own manhood so much that you find it necessary to kill a wandering cat. Oh, and shitting in your flowers? You must lay awake at night thinking of ways to get back at squirrels, raccoons, field mice, birds, and every other living thing which relieves itself outdoors. Fuck cat-haters. I don't see how aloof, independent, clever and self-centered can be qualified as "feminine" attributes. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 8:40:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/19/2014 8:55:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay. You convinced me. Tape him up and slap a label on there. I believe you have my address. Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay. You convinced me. Tape him up and slap a label on there. I believe you have my address. LoL  We let the mom have two litters , about 16 or so kitties total . And as we expected , had no problem giving them away through the Agway bulletin board.After, we had Mom and Dad fixed . We kept two for ourselves , Max , the black one , and K.K. (Kalashnakitty) , a multi colored .  Max turned out to be the best and most personable cat I ever had . . . . poor little KK , she up and vanished one day , probably a meal for a fox or yote .     |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:07:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now I know you're trolling. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I hate cats, they use my yard with small rocks as a fucking litter box. My dogs get cats fairly often and it is the end for the cat when they do. Best one was the cat that thought it could sit on the fence and antagonize the dogs until one jumped up and got it, it was tug of war after that. I don't like cat people at all. Men that own cats make me think they take it up the ass as they are secretly a woman, women are the ones that love cats. Apparently this may be a natural defense mechanism your body has formed to keep you away from parasites. Now I know you're trolling. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:20:42 AM EDT
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So in different words, cats are members of the Democratic Party. Cats are Libertarians. They take care of their own stuff and are not dependent on welfare, unlike dogs. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:22:32 AM EDT
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If you guys who have cats as pets really love them please be responsible pet owners and keep them in your home.
It would prevent more people from becoming rabidly anti cat. U.S. cats kill more than the previous estimate of 1 billion native birds and other animals every year — possibly as many as 4 billion. Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds#ixzz3Gb3v4q5h |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:29:08 AM EDT
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I know people here will disagree, but I've never seen a cat come when its name was called. I've never seen a cat even react when its name was called. Contrast that to the dumbest dog I've seen, and it's a world of difference. Cats are very good at training loyal humans, apparently. Our cat will come almost every time we call her name. She is a feral cat that was rescued from the wild as a kitten. She is fiercely independent and she hates everybody in world except my wife and I, whom she loves dearly. She really hates our one year old granddaughter that comes and visits about once a week. I think she spends the week trying to figure out how do away with the granddaughter so the authorities will never find out. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:33:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cats are stoic, independent creatures unlike their needy K9 counterparts.  |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:43:33 AM EDT
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If you guys who have cats as pets really love them please be responsible pet owners and keep them in your home. It would prevent more people from becoming rabidly anti cat. U.S. cats kill more than the previous estimate of 1 billion native birds and other animals every year — possibly as many as 4 billion. Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds#ixzz3Gb3v4q5h Isn't that the point of cats? The whole declawed, indoor cat thing is a relatively modern spin on the whole "cat as a pet" thing. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:51:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you guys who have cats as pets really love them please be responsible pet owners and keep them in your home. It would prevent more people from becoming rabidly anti cat. U.S. cats kill more than the previous estimate of 1 billion native birds and other animals every year — possibly as many as 4 billion. Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds#ixzz3Gb3v4q5h lol . . . no. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 9:56:22 AM EDT
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If you guys who have cats as pets really love them please be responsible pet owners and keep them in your home. It would prevent more people from becoming rabidly anti cat. U.S. cats kill more than the previous estimate of 1 billion native birds and other animals every year — possibly as many as 4 billion. Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds#ixzz3Gb3v4q5h Ah yes, the Mother Nature Network, reporting on an estimate by the American Bird Consevancy - a totally unbiased and reputable source for the myth for cats killing BILLIONS of birds every year.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:04:33 AM EDT
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In other news, water is wet.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:04:54 AM EDT
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:08:42 AM EDT
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Convinced me, I'm tossing my cat in the garbage after reading that article.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:09:46 AM EDT
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Convinced me, I'm tossing my cat in the garbage after reading that article. http://i59.tinypic.com/6drhwl.jpg You don't have a trash compactor to do the job right? 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:12:14 AM EDT
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:13:55 AM EDT
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Ah yes, the Mother Nature Network, reporting on an estimate by the American Bird Consevancy - a totally unbiased and reputable source for the myth for cats killing BILLIONS of birds every year.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you guys who have cats as pets really love them please be responsible pet owners and keep them in your home. It would prevent more people from becoming rabidly anti cat. U.S. cats kill more than the previous estimate of 1 billion native birds and other animals every year — possibly as many as 4 billion. Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds#ixzz3Gb3v4q5h Ah yes, the Mother Nature Network, reporting on an estimate by the American Bird Consevancy - a totally unbiased and reputable source for the myth for cats killing BILLIONS of birds every year.... and acting as if animals getting killed is not a perfectly natural thing. They don't even pretend to argue that this is threatening any populations, it;s just supposed to be enough that some die. I read it the opposite way the writers probably intended and developed a new appreciation for house cats - I think we have enough rats and lizards in most human neighborhoods as it is. The songbird link below the article had the most potential to actually establishing a real problem, but it argued along the lines I was thinking. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:18:09 AM EDT
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Convinced me, I'm tossing my cat in the garbage after reading that article. http://i59.tinypic.com/6drhwl.jpg You don't have a trash compactor to do the job right? He read your post. He's watching you now....and planning your death. 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:20:27 AM EDT
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Convinced me, I'm tossing my cat in the garbage after reading that article. http://i59.tinypic.com/6drhwl.jpg You don't have a trash compactor to do the job right? He read your post. He's watching you now....and planning your death.
ETA: Load up now he's making his move! 
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:25:59 AM EDT
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I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:32:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Ya know , you're right . . . .they are a completely worthless species . We must begin the xenocide immediately . All cats to be terminated , globally . |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:39:18 AM EDT
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Ya know , you're right . . . .they are a completely worthless species . We must begin the xenocide immediately . All cats to be terminated , globally . Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Ya know , you're right . . . .they are a completely worthless species . We must begin the xenocide immediately . All cats to be terminated , globally . Allow me to retort with my own brand of sarcasm.... Cats are wonderful creatures..... One second you're lovingly petting them, the next second you're removing their buried, playful claws from your shredded forearm. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:42:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Allow me to retort with my own brand of sarcasm.... Cats are wonderful creatures..... One second you're lovingly petting them, the next second you're removing their buried, playful claws from your shredded forearm. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Ya know , you're right . . . .they are a completely worthless species . We must begin the xenocide immediately . All cats to be terminated , globally . Allow me to retort with my own brand of sarcasm.... Cats are wonderful creatures..... One second you're lovingly petting them, the next second you're removing their buried, playful claws from your shredded forearm. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:47:29 AM EDT
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Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:57:31 AM EDT
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Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. So you're saying an 85 pound mountain lion would make a practical family pet? I'm confused. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 10:58:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. Because that's how you get Tigers... |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:01:28 AM EDT
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Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. Figure out how to get a tank to fly and you have a far more rugged attack aircraft than an Apache. But, eventually you realize the premise is absurd due to the basic realities of the nature of the different platforms. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:06:22 AM EDT
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The 5 lb Yorkie, yeah, it may get punted across the room or squashed under foot....but it might die trying to protect you or your child. That was my whole point. A cat 9 out of 10 times will run or worse....just fucking sit there while you die. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:09:20 AM EDT
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If you keel over dead in your house, your dog will wait unti it's practically starving before eating you.
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:15:18 AM EDT
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1. Pigs Family members of 69-year-old Terry Vance Garner were shocked to discover the hog farmer's dentures and an undisclosed body part in the family's pig enclosure several hours after Garner went missing. Authorities think Garner either suffered a heart attack or was knocked over by the 700-pound animals before being killed and eaten. His brother describes the self-professed animal lover as a "good-hearted guy" whose animals were his life. 2. A hippo Last year, a 40-year-old former Army major was killed in South Africa after being savagely bitten to death by his pet hippopotamus, Humphrey. The man had adopted the 1.2-ton creature when it was just 5 months old, after the animal was rescued from a flood. "Humphrey's like a son to me, he's just like a human," he said. "There's a relationship between me and Humphrey and that's what some people don't understand." Experts have since noted that hippos are actually the most dangerous animals in Africa, killing more people each year than lions, elephants, leopards, buffalo, and rhinos combined. 3. Cats In 2010, dozens of cats had to be removed from a northwestern Pennsylvania home where coroners said the animals had started gnawing at the foot of a dead man, 74, and his deceased mother, 94. The man had apparently been the caretaker for his mother, who died of dehydration after her son suffered a heart attack. Left with no other source of food besides their owners' corpses, the cats' survival instincts apparently took over. 4. Pugs In 2009, a small pair of pugs in Nebraska survived for two weeks on the deceased corpse of their owner after he shot himself. After being found, the dogs were subsequently put up for adoption. A Humane Society spokesman said the animals were unlikely to suffer any lasting psychological damage because "they don't have memories like people." http://theweek.com/article/index/234159/6-terrifying-instances-of-pets-eating-their-owners |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:19:08 AM EDT
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Your cat would kill you and eat you if it thought it could get away with it. Your dog will wait for you to die and then eat you. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:20:19 AM EDT
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A dog will fucking DIE for you. A cat will not....the conversion stops right there for me. I can cite a few instances where the vehicles and property of acquaintances of mine were burgled and their dogs never barked...despite being tied up right next to said vehicles. Just stop....this is silly. Cite all you like but there is a reason why law enforcement and military utilize the K9 and not the feline. Personally, I'd be more interested in hearing about all the burglaries that were thwarted and lives saved by the family cat. Selectively breed a large cat species to be trainable and work oriented and you would end up with a far more effective offensive weapon than any dog breed. Your '"thwarted" comments absolutely fall apart when you compare similarly sized canines to cats. A 5lb Yorkie isn't stopping shit. So you're saying an 85 pound mountain lion would make a practical family pet? I'm confused. Practical? Probably not for most people, but over the years of growing up on a farm with lots of animals, including large numbers of barn cats, owning cats for years, and volunteering at local animal shelters I've come to the conclusion the only real difference between any members of the cat family is size... that Maine Coon sleeping on your bed is hardwired the same as a Lion on the Serengeti... Dogs are utilized by military and police due to their willingness to be dominated, trained and seeking the approval of their handlers, cats are individualistic minded and don't respond to the type of training in the example you're citing, but if cats were indeed similar to dogs in respect to willingness to be trained they'd have put dogs out of the military/police business years ago... |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:29:42 AM EDT
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Further.... The 5 lb Yorkie, yeah, it may get punted across the room or squashed under foot....but it might die trying to protect you or your child. That was my whole point. A cat 9 out of 10 times will run or worse....just fucking sit there while you die. I own lots of stuff that won't jump to my rescue and try to save me. Does that mean it's all useless? |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:33:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cats are stoic, independent creatures unlike their needy K9 counterparts. This. Dogs are the brown-nosing yes-men of the animal kingdom. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:45:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryPractical? Probably not for most people, but over the years of growing up on a farm with lots of animals, including large numbers of barn cats, owning cats for years, and volunteering at local animal shelters I've come to the conclusion the only real difference between any members of the cat family is size... that Maine Coon sleeping on your bed is hardwired the same as a Lion on the Serengeti... Dogs are utilized by military and police due to their willingness to be dominated, trained and seeking the approval of their handlers, cats are individualistic minded and don't respond to the type of training in the example you're citing, but if cats were indeed similar to dogs in respect to willingness to be trained they'd have put dogs out of the military/police business years ago... But they're not. We are talking real life....not what if's and could be's... My statement was a dog will die for you....a cat will not...I stand by that and have seen no proof to convince me otherwise. No hypotheticals....no lab created hybrid domesticated lions and tigers and bears. I can go to the pound right now and get a dog that will make a pretty effective family protector/burglar alarm/home invasion deterrent. I'll be looking a long time to find that in a cat. Nobody...and I mean NOBODY, is afraid of a cat. A cat ain't stopping shit from happening to you or yours. Ever. If you came into my house with a gun and a fucking mountain lion....my recently deceased shepherd would have been in the fight right next to me. We may have both died trying to protect ours.....that's my point. A cat would be 1. Out of there quick as can be 2. Done absolutely nothing. Bet on that. Whatever with that "dog wants to be dominated" stuff.....that's what cat owners say to make them feel better. Dogs (often times) have a natural, hard wired desire to protect their property and families from threats. Cats are hard wired to be selfish, arrogant, pricks. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 11:48:55 AM EDT
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I own lots of stuff that won't jump to my rescue and try to save me. Does that mean it's all useless? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Further.... The 5 lb Yorkie, yeah, it may get punted across the room or squashed under foot....but it might die trying to protect you or your child. That was my whole point. A cat 9 out of 10 times will run or worse....just fucking sit there while you die. I own lots of stuff that won't jump to my rescue and try to save me. Does that mean it's all useless? Wtf is this? Are we talking about living creatures or...like...lamps and tables and stuff? A lamp can effectively light a home but...um, yeah....it's pretty useless as a family protector. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 12:03:05 PM EDT
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My three cats are extremely affectionate, none of them have ever scratched or bit my kids even though my 3 year old really manhandles them sometimes.
They will sleep right by my wife or I if I let them stay in over night. But they prefer to sleep with my kids. The momma cat brings me a mouse, bird, snake,etc every morning. She wont eat them unless I specifically give it back to her, she also wont let the other two cats,dog or neighbors dog have whatever it is till Ive acknowledged her. If I leave for a couple days or like when I was on vacation, there was a line of dead animals at my door waiting for me. She also answers to her name, the boys do somewhat but not as well as she does. Of course they are barely over a year old so I think that will still improve too. |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 12:15:25 PM EDT
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Wtf is this? Are we talking about living creatures or...like...lamps and tables and stuff? A lamp can effectively light a home but...um, yeah....it's pretty useless as a family protector. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Further.... The 5 lb Yorkie, yeah, it may get punted across the room or squashed under foot....but it might die trying to protect you or your child. That was my whole point. A cat 9 out of 10 times will run or worse....just fucking sit there while you die. I own lots of stuff that won't jump to my rescue and try to save me. Does that mean it's all useless? Wtf is this? Are we talking about living creatures or...like...lamps and tables and stuff? A lamp can effectively light a home but...um, yeah....it's pretty useless as a family protector. So a cat can make effectively someone happy although it's pretty bad as a family protector. Does that make the cat useless? |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 12:27:55 PM EDT
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But they're not. We are talking real life....not what if's and could be's... My statement was a dog will die for you....a cat will not...I stand by that and have seen no proof to convince me otherwise. No hypotheticals....no lab created hybrid domesticated lions and tigers and bears. I can go to the pound right now and get a dog that will make a pretty effective family protector/burglar alarm/home invasion deterrent. I'll be looking a long time to find that in a cat. Nobody...and I mean NOBODY, is afraid of a cat. A cat ain't stopping shit from happening to you or yours. Ever. If you came into my house with a gun and a fucking mountain lion....my recently deceased shepherd would have been in the fight right next to me. We may have both died trying to protect ours.....that's my point. A cat would be 1. Out of there quick as can be 2. Done absolutely nothing. Bet on that. Whatever with that "dog wants to be dominated" stuff.....that's what cat owners say to make them feel better. Dogs (often times) have a natural, hard wired desire to protect their property and families from threats. Cats are hard wired to be selfish, arrogant, pricks. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Practical? Probably not for most people, but over the years of growing up on a farm with lots of animals, including large numbers of barn cats, owning cats for years, and volunteering at local animal shelters I've come to the conclusion the only real difference between any members of the cat family is size... that Maine Coon sleeping on your bed is hardwired the same as a Lion on the Serengeti... Dogs are utilized by military and police due to their willingness to be dominated, trained and seeking the approval of their handlers, cats are individualistic minded and don't respond to the type of training in the example you're citing, but if cats were indeed similar to dogs in respect to willingness to be trained they'd have put dogs out of the military/police business years ago... But they're not. We are talking real life....not what if's and could be's... My statement was a dog will die for you....a cat will not...I stand by that and have seen no proof to convince me otherwise. No hypotheticals....no lab created hybrid domesticated lions and tigers and bears. I can go to the pound right now and get a dog that will make a pretty effective family protector/burglar alarm/home invasion deterrent. I'll be looking a long time to find that in a cat. Nobody...and I mean NOBODY, is afraid of a cat. A cat ain't stopping shit from happening to you or yours. Ever. If you came into my house with a gun and a fucking mountain lion....my recently deceased shepherd would have been in the fight right next to me. We may have both died trying to protect ours.....that's my point. A cat would be 1. Out of there quick as can be 2. Done absolutely nothing. Bet on that. Whatever with that "dog wants to be dominated" stuff.....that's what cat owners say to make them feel better. Dogs (often times) have a natural, hard wired desire to protect their property and families from threats. Cats are hard wired to be selfish, arrogant, pricks. If your dislike of cats comes from the fact that a cat can't or is unwilling to protect you, then that's a great deal like the old adage, 'if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail'... if your instrument and perception is protection then by all means have a dog, but to rationalize a dislike of other animals because they don't fit your single point of view is a bit absurd, they're different tools for different jobs, in a manner of speaking... Rats in the barn? I want cats... Visigoths at the gate? A dog is going to be the better tool. I don't have a dog and I do like them, I just prefer cats but it's funny how these cat threads always devolve into the two camps, some love them and others, as in this very thread, call for their extermination... some days I think ARFcom suffers from its own form of Liberal Derangement Syndrome... |
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Posted: 10/19/2014 12:34:08 PM EDT
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So a cat can make effectively someone happy although it's pretty bad as a family protector. Does that make the cat useless? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Further.... The 5 lb Yorkie, yeah, it may get punted across the room or squashed under foot....but it might die trying to protect you or your child. That was my whole point. A cat 9 out of 10 times will run or worse....just fucking sit there while you die. I own lots of stuff that won't jump to my rescue and try to save me. Does that mean it's all useless? Wtf is this? Are we talking about living creatures or...like...lamps and tables and stuff? A lamp can effectively light a home but...um, yeah....it's pretty useless as a family protector. So a cat can make effectively someone happy although it's pretty bad as a family protector. Does that make the cat useless? You either don't understand my point of view (which is fine) or you're purposely distorting what I'm saying (which is not fine). |
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