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Posted: 10/17/2014 10:27:19 PM EDT
*whelp*

Wasn't sure what I wanted for dinner so I went to some super mega asian buffet.

Waitress went to seat me at a table in the middle of the empty room ( 1 table had 2 folks ).  I asked to sit by the wall (I'm carrying).  She said no, I must sit at this table.

Ok... so then before I sit she takes my drink order.  I ask for a coke and she says they have pepsi products.

Cool.  Have a great night.  I head for the door.  Just not interested.

So then the manager chases after me into the parking lot.  Fuuuck....

I tell him that I just changed my mind, no big deal, and thanks.

He starts on about "I fire girl! You come back please!"

For fucks sake...

Enjoying my hate chicken instead.

Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:28:18 PM EDT
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Who eats Chinese buffet by themselves?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:28:24 PM EDT
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So you really like Coke, huh?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:28:59 PM EDT
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CSB??
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:29:47 PM EDT
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Who asks questions like that?

Oh, I know who...
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:29:53 PM EDT
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Was there a massive adrenaline dump when she said "no coke products"?
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A guy that doesn't eat China Buffet by himself?  I tend to eat with my wife.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:31:17 PM EDT
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I won't step foot into a place that serves fucking Pepsi.
 
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:31:39 PM EDT
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Was anybody drinking beer in the parking lot?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:31:40 PM EDT
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He's not going to fire his relative.
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She was pretty tall... maybe 6'3".
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:32:37 PM EDT
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This
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:32:45 PM EDT
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He's not going to fire his daughter, bluff.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:32:55 PM EDT
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My sister in law is that way about Coke too..

When she gets asked if Pepsi is ok she always says, " Is monopoly money ok?"

Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:32:57 PM EDT
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Blading at the soda fountain needed to happen here.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:33:45 PM EDT
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No Coke! Pepsi!

Coke with Chinese food though?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:34:06 PM EDT
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Exactly.  I'm neither gay nor a communist.

 
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:34:07 PM EDT
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Those dudes that run those Chinese human trafficking rings Buffets can be real serious about their business.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:34:09 PM EDT
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CSB
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lol

Nah, I just woke up for my overnight job and was seeking the path of least resistance.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:35:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:35:33 PM EDT
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Was there free ice cream?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:36:00 PM EDT
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I think the most disturbing thing is that the OP wanted a Coke to go with his Chinese food. WTF?
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:36:20 PM EDT
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Love it.  I'm drinking a Coke right now.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:36:20 PM EDT
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She wont get fired.  Because lets be honest, if you went back and even had all the waitresses in a line-up, you wouldnt be able to tell if she was in it or not.

He would just say shes not there.

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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:37:07 PM EDT
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No happy ending?
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Lol, that's how I feel when people say they don't have sweet tea, but can bring me unsweet tea with sweetner.

Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:37:43 PM EDT
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Oh, and Coke sucks.  Pepsi #1.

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Let's hope not.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:38:43 PM EDT
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She was going to quit anyway. No customers, no tips.

Pepsi. Ugh.

I thought Texans drank tea with equal parts sugar.
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Oh, and Coke sucks.  Pepsi #1.



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Hmmm.

 
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:39:38 PM EDT
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I never eat Asian.  Unless I make it.   I work in food industry and was at work one day when a new Health inspector came in.
She was kinda cute and everyone else ran away from her like she had the plague so i chatted her up.  i was bored.

I got around to asking her the worst place/s she had been to.

her top 3 were Asian as far as filth.   1 greek restaurant owner actually started spraying her with cleaner screaming the whole time.

'YOU WANT CLEAN".   cops got called on that one.

fuck buffets in general unless its a liquor buffet.

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Real reason he bailed.
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300 lb basement angry virgins that are sensitive about Coke or Pepsi
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I read that 5 minutes ago but it just registered.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:41:57 PM EDT
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How can you live with yourself?







Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:42:25 PM EDT
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Did you find any drunks in the parking lot and play mall cop again
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I do on work days, I'm self employed and in a different part of town every day.
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the same guy who lives in the basement and Faps with his mother's hand?

 
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Not sure.

But waitress kept asking "What about him?"

I'm like "Who?!?!"




No, that didn't really happen.
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You sound like a man of experience.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:45:10 PM EDT
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Pepsi is like Kate Uptons glorious titty sweat.

Coke is like Hillary Clintons vaginal swamp juice.

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Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:46:30 PM EDT
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FYI: all Chinese restaurants are fronts for Money Laundering and ran by the Chinese Triad Mafia
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What would happen if you mixed Coke/Pepsi 50/50?
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No... I'm pretty sure they're just cold drinks.
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You sound like a man of experience.


He's in a completely different state from........

Oh, nevermind.
Link Posted: 10/17/2014 10:47:59 PM EDT
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They still make Pepsi?
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