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Posted: 9/30/2014 6:26:28 PM EDT


These cops need to be a little more gut-less.

A waddling group of NYPD officers has gotten so out of shape that their commander forced them to chip in for a room full of exercise equipment to shed some pounds, The Post has learned.

Some officers at the Community Affairs Division have ballooned to obese proportions — and are in no condition to ever chase down a suspect if called upon to do so, sources said.

“They are mostly all pathetically fat,” a source said. “They get heavy on the job . . . There’s a lot of sitting around and eating Twinkies at your desk.



To fight the fat, Inspector Ellen Chang — a triathlete — ordered her chunky charges to pony up $30 each to outfit their East 12th Street headquarters with a stationary bike, a treadmill, a StairMaster and 350 pounds of free weights, the sources said.

Some officers are dreading the thought of exercise and have described Chang’s plan as “bulls–t.” But the inspector is not backing down, regularly telling the obese officers, “You guys could stand to work out more” and “You should really hit a gym,” the sources said.




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Good. Fatties are ruining America.
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I am going to a,gym.
I'm trying to get less fat
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:33:31 PM EDT
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In before the fat apologists.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:38:16 PM EDT
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I actually agree and think that LEO's have a moral obligation to remain fit.









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Every adult male who is married and/or has children has a moral obligation to remain fit a as well as armed.
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Agree but I do have an issue with being "ordered" to pony up money to outfit a department facility.
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That would be liberals. Liberals are ruing American.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:47:22 PM EDT
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Imagine a male supervisor ordering his female subordinates to fund a gym and telling them you could stand to work out more.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:50:15 PM EDT
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Or get breast implants
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 6:57:39 PM EDT
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It will last until someone gets injured and gets workers' comp.  Saw that happen in the CHP.
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Agreed
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Story is BS, she can't order them to pay.

But she denied that cops had to donate any cash toward her fitness program, saying she used money from the NYPD’s “reserve fund” and got a piece of used gear from “the guy who runs the gym at headquarters downtown.”
“I actually kicked in money from my own pocket,” she said.
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Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:09:29 PM EDT
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in before.....never mind.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:11:05 PM EDT
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One look at her and you can tell she isn't a triathlete. When she gets rid of that pooch in front of your fat vagina, then she can tell people to workout.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 7:20:53 PM EDT
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It is a disgrace that police officers are allowed to balloon up to the point they cannot perform their duties.
The Feds mandate a certain level of fitness throughout their career and it should be that way for all LE.
These tubs of goo are more susceptible to getting injured because of their pathetic level of fitness, can you say 3/4's
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Yeah but then they'll die earlier in life saving pension money.
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I'm trying to get less fat
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You don't need to lift bro. 90% of the game is your diet. Yeah, gym time is critical, but it won't do shit if you don't make dramatic changes to your diet.... I'm sure you knew that already though.
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The Feds mandate a certain level of fitness throughout their career and it should be that way for all LE.

These tubs of goo are more susceptible to getting injured because of their pathetic level of fitness, can you say 3/4's


Yeah but then they'll die earlier in life saving pension money.
NYPD pension fund runs on Dunkin?

 
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That would be liberals. Liberals are ruing American.
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Group effort
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Yep.  He beat me too.


ETA:  In a non-Rodney King kind of way.


Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:00:24 PM EDT
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She'll have as good a luck telling those cops to stop eating twinkies as they would have telling her to stop eating pussy.
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Yep.  He beat me too.
ETA:  In a non-Rodney King kind of way.
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Yep.  He beat me too.
ETA:  In a non-Rodney King kind of way.

I saw the article this morning but didn't post it because it's complete BS.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:04:51 PM EDT
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FU
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:05:58 PM EDT
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They are the next protected, entitled class. It will be illegal to discriminate against their fatness in consideration for employment, benefits, etc.
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Only in your dreams, pal.  Your fat, sweaty dreams.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 8:29:04 PM EDT
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Those cops in the picture aren't fat. I've seen some big hefty ones.
I wonder who in the heck are they going to chase if someone runs.
Honestly I don't have a problem with some type of standard unless you're pushing a desk.
Don't see how she's going to force someone to pay $30 or whatever though
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I wonder who in the heck are they going to chase if someone runs.
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I wonder who in the heck are they going to chase if someone runs.

No one. 90z Central.

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Don't see how she's going to force someone to pay $30 or whatever though.

She can't and didn't try to force them. Though I'm sure she's going to get some OEEO complaints for her comments.
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Those cops in the picture aren't fat. I've seen some big hefty ones.
I wonder who in the heck are they going to chase if someone runs.
Honestly I don't have a problem with some type of standard unless you're pushing a desk.
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I worked with a guy who makes that cop look small.
Link Posted: 9/30/2014 9:21:33 PM EDT
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what's an "inspector" and how do they fit into the chain of command that they can just start ordering people about?
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I agree on both counts.
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Brass.

Police Officer
Sergeant
Lieutenant
Captain
Deputy Inspector
Inspector
and so on.
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oh
I was thinking it was this kind of inspector:

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I worked with a guy who makes that cop look small.


Well damn
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Don't forget the hookers. No one likes a flabby unarmed ho.
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I worked with a guy who makes that cop look small.


Well damn


Extorris and I should swap fatty jokes.

"My partner's so fat his patrol car is the livestock trailer"

This happens when you combine decent pay, crappy hours, lots of time spent driving, and boredom.

Nom noms happen to pass the time.
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Before we got cages in the cars one guy used to routinely break the seats in the old early '90s Caprices. Every other car had a milk crate or the spare tire wedged behind the seat to hold the back up.
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Beat me to pointing out that chick is a far cry for a lean athlete.  She better be burning 3+ pounds a week for a while if she's gonna be riding some other dude for being fat.  Yeah she's still presentable but has a long way to go or is this a case of "everyone who's fatter than me is disgusting and everyone who's skinnier than me could use a cheeseburger"?
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Before we got cages in the cars one guy used to routinely break the seats in the old early '90s Caprices. Every other car had a milk crate or the spare tire wedged behind the seat to hold the back up.


Seen some deputies so large I think their duty belt was a semi-tire tread with notches cut in the belt.
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I highly doubt she's riding any dudes.
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Or get breast implants


"You could stand to work out more"

"You should do squats"

"Your ass needs work"


I'm not thinking that would fly from a male boss.
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That would be liberals. Liberals are ruing American.
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Fatties are liberals....with their portion sizes.
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Before we got cages in the cars one guy used to routinely break the seats in the old early '90s Caprices. Every other car had a milk crate or the spare tire wedged behind the seat to hold the back up.




Seen some deputies so large I think their duty belt was a semi-tire tread with notches cut in the belt.

Most of us have a hard time fitting all of our gear on our belts. I saw a female officer from a small community north of East St Louis that was so big her radio, cuffs, holster, etc., looked like satellites orbiting a planet.

 



Back in my SLMPD days we had some huge ones that broke seats like that.  One of them fell on a friend of mine during a fight and screwed up my buddy's wrist so badly they retired him after the third surgery.  How would you like to tell you grandkids that story?
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I'm not seeing it. I'm overweight worked all my life adopted three children from the foster care system never took a dime that didn't belong to me. I'm the problem? No sir I don't believe it.

Edit: ruining. Dammit
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