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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:33:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Seriously?
If pigs had wings, would they invest? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:34:49 AM EDT
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No load index fund.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:35:07 AM EDT
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I think that is enough for one share of hookers and blow
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:36:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think that is enough for one share of hookers and blow Winning at life 
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:37:27 AM EDT
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A&M -21 for the 1st half last week vs SMU was a good investment. The -32 for the game worked out well too. 
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:37:29 AM EDT
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A nice suppressor.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:38:18 AM EDT
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What single stock would it be invested in? Too speculative. I would spend it on ammo and prepping supplies. That is an investment for the future 
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:38:32 AM EDT
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Get yourself a whole bunch of Berkshire Hathaway.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:38:35 AM EDT
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Wheat rice & beans stored in vacuum packed Mylar bags inside 5 gallon buckets.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:39:49 AM EDT
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GD answer - beans, bullets and band-aids.
Real world answer - don't ask in GD. First, have you paid off all debt? Have several months of living expenses in a safe, liquid place? Only then should you be looking at "investing". Also, investing in a single stock is very risky, and not the place for a first investment. Like Aimless said, no load index fund is good. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:40:54 AM EDT
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I'd get 4k more and buy an M-11/9. If I had done this years ago with the money I had I would have at least tripled my investment by this point.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:55:57 AM EDT
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household commodities
in one year "savings" with beef/pork/dish detergent/ you would have "made" 30% not many stocks will do that |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:00:21 AM EDT
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No load index fund. Quote HistoryQuoted:
No load index fund. This. S&P 500 index fund through Fidelity or Vanguard Quoted:
Get yourself a whole bunch of Berkshire Hathaway. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile $1k wouldn't even buy 1% of one share of Berkshire Hathaway. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:00:22 AM EDT
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125 P-mags new in wrapper @ $8 each.
Or 10- 100 round drums @$100 each. ( even tho I think they are stupid) many many people went full retard over them and they were going for $300-500+ post sandy hook |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:01:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get yourself a whole bunch of Berkshire Hathaway. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:06:04 AM EDT
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Send me the $1k to invest and I will return $1.25k. In the mean time I need you to find 3 people willing to invest $1k and make sure to let them know you will also be returning $1.25k within a month.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:06:48 AM EDT
[#17]
Pmags.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:07:45 AM EDT
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$1k wouldn't even buy 1% of one share of Berkshire Hathaway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Get yourself a whole bunch of Berkshire Hathaway. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile $1k wouldn't even buy 1% of one share of Berkshire Hathaway. Really. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:08:08 AM EDT
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Too speculative. I would spend it on ammo and prepping supplies. That is an investment for the future Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What single stock would it be invested in? Too speculative. I would spend it on ammo and prepping supplies. That is an investment for the future Came to post.... lead (ammo) and lead deliver systems (guns) never go down in price... NEVER! |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:10:21 AM EDT
[#20]
Ammo.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:10:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Send me the $1k to invest and I will return $1.25k. In the mean time I need you to find 3 people willing to invest $1k and make sure to let them know you will also be returning $1.25k within a month. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:12:49 AM EDT
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ADEP makes industrial robots including the kind that are FDA approved to handle food. Might not be a bad bet based on some of the attitudes in the living wage thread.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:16:01 AM EDT
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One single pull of the slot machine handle.
Or all on black. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:22:29 AM EDT
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I think that is enough for one share of hookers and blow This is the correct answer |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:24:17 AM EDT
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I like oil companies they return a lot to shareholders
Been buying exxon and chevron since the 80s |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:26:22 AM EDT
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If you come to GD for investing advice I would suggest you use the funds to pay down your highest credit card balance.
Trying to pick a penny stock will probably not work out to well for ya. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:28:51 AM EDT
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One single pull of the slot machine handle. Or all on black. Come on, he should put 750 on black and keep 250 so he can win back the 750 he loses. Shhheeeezzzzz, this is a perfect example of why you don't ask for investment advice in GD. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:29:44 AM EDT
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What single stock would it be invested in? Who makes a thousand dollar AR stock? |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:31:08 AM EDT
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Came to post.... lead (ammo) and lead deliver systems (guns) never go down in price... NEVER! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What single stock would it be invested in? Too speculative. I would spend it on ammo and prepping supplies. That is an investment for the future Came to post.... lead (ammo) and lead deliver systems (guns) never go down in price... NEVER! You might want to ask people who bought about 1.75 years ago about that. ETA maybe my sarcasm meter needs adjusting. 
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:31:17 AM EDT
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Tobacco stocks. 7 Billion potential customers.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:42:44 AM EDT
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Winning at life Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think that is enough for one share of hookers and blow Winning at life this |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 8:44:00 AM EDT
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No load index fund. Yep. S&P 500 index fund would be my choice as well. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 6:29:45 PM EDT
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Thanks for the replies. Other than refi'ed house at <3% for 15 yr and household expenses don't have debt. Thought it would be fun to try the market with a grand. Alibaba mebbe?
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Posted: 9/25/2014 6:32:33 PM EDT
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Apdn
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Posted: 9/25/2014 6:50:02 PM EDT
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Some sort of no load index. I would go with a Vanguard Lifestrategy Fund. There are four of them, you pick the one that has the asset allocation you want and they do the rebalancing. You may have to start with an ETF through Vanguard as I believe $1,000 is too low to buy into a mutual fund. If the account is with Vanguard there is no commission to buy Vanguard ETFs.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 6:59:11 PM EDT
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just put it your safe
if you don't have a safe, use it to buy a safe |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:00:28 PM EDT
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This is a terrible place to go for advice.
Try /r/investing. You're going to need more than $1k to do well. But good luck. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:05:49 PM EDT
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VG STAR fund,1k min, a fund of funds, with the diversification needed till you save up more funds to invest in it and educate yourself on investing all the same. The SP 500 is a very hot" offering right now, imo. This is a only suggestion I advise you to verify. Good Luck!
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:06:21 PM EDT
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If I had $1,000 at play, I would not invest it in the market, unless you are just doing it to learn how the market works, and learn better with some skin in the game. And this is coming from someone who loves this kind of stuff. I would invest it in something I could control and earn a return on both my time and money, rather than just money. Barring that (if you don't have time available), I would probably buy a Colt 6920 and stick in the back of the safe.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:09:40 PM EDT
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This. S&P 500 index fund through Fidelity or Vanguard $1k wouldn't even buy 1% of one share of Berkshire Hathaway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No load index fund. This. S&P 500 index fund through Fidelity or Vanguard Quoted:
Get yourself a whole bunch of Berkshire Hathaway. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile $1k wouldn't even buy 1% of one share of Berkshire Hathaway. I owned BRK.B shares before they split and divested because of that cock sucking hypocrites support for Obama. I would invest in a Bear short fund, the market has topped out and is getting ready for a reset. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:12:10 PM EDT
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Annaly Capital - stable business model and the dividend has been in the 10% range for a number of years. I had their shares for years, had to sell for house related expenses. Will buy back before long.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:17:10 PM EDT
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SDY
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:22:55 PM EDT
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GD answer - beans, bullets and band-aids. Real world answer - don't ask in GD. First, have you paid off all debt? Have several months of living expenses in a safe, liquid place? Only then should you be looking at "investing". Also, investing in a single stock is very risky, and not the place for a first investment. Like Aimless said, no load index fund is good. And then buy Silver. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:23:16 PM EDT
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I would probably invest in silver or beans and bullets. $1000 isnt really all that much these days, investing wise.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:27:29 PM EDT
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Orange juice futures.
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:28:30 PM EDT
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Actually silver is really low right now
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:30:47 PM EDT
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Silver or Burger King
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:33:15 PM EDT
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Ammo and/or mags
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:33:21 PM EDT
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If I had $1,000 at play, I would not invest it in the market, unless you are just doing it to learn how the market works, and learn better with some skin in the game. And this is coming from someone who loves this kind of stuff. I would invest it in something I could control and earn a return on both my time and money, rather than just money. Barring that (if you don't have time available), I would probably buy a Colt 6920 and stick in the back of the safe. This is really it. Just looking for something to try in the market. |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 7:33:47 PM EDT
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Silver.
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