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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:00:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:03:38 PM EDT
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Russian Execution...
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:12:25 PM EDT
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Dinsdale. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:13:16 PM EDT
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I'm Brian, and so's my wife.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:23:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe Larch. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:34:36 PM EDT
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That rabbit's DYNAMITE!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:41:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
The Larch. Quote HistoryThe Larch |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 4:30:52 PM EDT
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What... is your favourite colour? Tengo a muchos Quote Trees..... 
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Posted: 9/18/2014 6:16:37 PM EDT
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What... is your favourite colour? Tengo a muchos Quote Trees..... Red....WAIT BLUE!!! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 6:58:44 PM EDT
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Go on. Off you go.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:00:04 PM EDT
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"He has a wife, you know" |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:12:03 PM EDT
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Nobody expects the...
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:12:34 PM EDT
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I came here for an argument! Oh, this is abuse. An argument is down the hall two doors on the left. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:13:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No you didn't. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I came here for an argument! No you didn't. Yes I did! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:14:04 PM EDT
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And if you're not done by sun up I'll cut your balls off.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:17:12 PM EDT
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My favorite scene in Life of Brian...
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:22:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, this is abuse. An argument is down the hall two doors on the left. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I came here for an argument! Oh, this is abuse. An argument is down the hall two doors on the left. Ah! I guess that would explain things... |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 7:31:51 PM EDT
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"why did you say Burnham?"
"I panicked"... |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:25:16 PM EDT
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Yes I did! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I came here for an argument! No you didn't. Yes I did! Didn't. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:33:04 PM EDT
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Can I get the spam and eggs without the spam?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:36:19 PM EDT
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First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, and neither count thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:37:02 PM EDT
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Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:37:27 PM EDT
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Bring me a bucket
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:40:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:40:53 PM EDT
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7x9uhrg4Hs[/youtube]
The greatest Python skit! Yet, it's not a skit!
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Posted: 9/18/2014 8:49:55 PM EDT
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Your link was Monte....
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:49:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I came here for an argument! No you didn't. Yes I did! Didn't. Listen, automatically gainsaying everything I say isn't an argument! It's contradiction! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:52:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:55:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:55:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:01:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:06:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:06:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:20:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:41:31 PM EDT
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Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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Posted: 9/19/2014 12:31:19 AM EDT
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Quote History"We used to dream of living in a corridor"
One of my favorite MP lines. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 12:40:27 AM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 12:58:44 AM EDT
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I wave my private parts at you . You donkey bottom biters.
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:02:57 AM EDT
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Get on with it!
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:07:49 AM EDT
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All I said was that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:31:04 AM EDT
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I own every Monty Python episode ever made, including the ones made entirely in German.
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:36:06 AM EDT
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A tiger, in Africa?
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:38:52 AM EDT
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:54:21 AM EDT
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Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons. Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name? Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'. [the Centurion laughs] Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir. Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? " Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir. Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Brian: Can I go now, sir? 
Brian: Aaah! Eh. Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away! Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only... Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week. Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you. [takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically] Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... [another guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [more chuckling] Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... [chuckle] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [both guards chuckle] Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this? Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 1:55:24 AM EDT
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There's a penguin on the telly!
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Posted: 9/19/2014 2:05:59 AM EDT
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No good at embedding video, but Big Nose cracks me up every time.
Anybody care to embed this please ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVvEQvnDm0 |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 2:51:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2014 2:52:49 AM EDT
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"I want to have a baby."
"What?! How's the fetus gonna gestate? What are you gonna do, keep it in a box?" |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 3:44:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2014 3:49:37 AM EDT
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+87
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