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Posted: 9/17/2014 11:27:01 PM EDT
This actually works. I know from first hand experience.
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Posted: 9/17/2014 11:33:33 PM EDT
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lol.
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Posted: 9/17/2014 11:38:47 PM EDT
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Women are attracted to money and power, surprise!
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Posted: 9/17/2014 11:39:19 PM EDT
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Lol @ "nah, I don't do the whole bf thing"
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Posted: 9/17/2014 11:43:54 PM EDT
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Pretty funny
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Posted: 9/17/2014 11:44:50 PM EDT
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WomenDruish Princesses are attracted to money and power, and big helmets!surprise! FIFY |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:00:01 AM EDT
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I'm Brad Pitt's brother.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:12:16 AM EDT
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I'm Brad Pitt's brother. Doug? Is that you? |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:13:47 AM EDT
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Women are attracted to money and power, surprise! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:15:02 AM EDT
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I'm Brad Pitt's brother. I'm not sure you've thought this through. Unless you're a my little pony fan.... |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 2:18:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:24:11 AM EDT
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I once was the guitar player for "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits. Worked like a charm. They wanted me to prove it but I refused saying I would only do it on my Stratocaster. BTW, I know nothing about guitars except they have strings and make noise. The beer took over for me.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:29:32 AM EDT
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Meh.
Automatic turn off for me, but some women dig that sort of thing I guess. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:30:13 AM EDT
[#13]
Bonjour.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:31:09 AM EDT
[#14]
Swinging dick, and a sweet personality.
That's all you need. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:41:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Theta Epsilon Pie?
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:50:35 AM EDT
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Demonstrates that no matter how smart or educated someone thinks they are, everyone can be manipulated, quickly and easily.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:55:55 AM EDT
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I'm famous.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:56:51 AM EDT
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"My brother knows a guy who's girlfriends sister is dating Mel Gibson"
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:57:01 AM EDT
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Well sure, I can pull off all kinds of scams with a crew of supporting grifters.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:57:06 AM EDT
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I'm famous. Bernard Getz? |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:59:34 AM EDT
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Bernard Getz? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm famous. Bernard Getz? No. I do voice-overs for porn. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 9:59:59 AM EDT
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Women are attracted to money and power, surprise! True, but they are more attracted to celebrities. I could be a bad ass, filthy rich billionaire who's talking to some girl (who knows how loaded I am), but if a celebrity (even with less money) comes and talks to her, there is a high probability that she will hook up with him & not me. Solely because he's "famous." |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:15:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No. I do voice-overs for porn. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm famous. Bernard Getz? No. I do voice-overs for porn. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:16:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:19:19 AM EDT
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And I bet others thought that girly voice of yours would be a liability in life. Good on you I say. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm famous. Bernard Getz? No. I do voice-overs for porn. Not to mention that when I call in an order for pizza, I get free breadsticks. Life is good. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 10:54:16 AM EDT
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Ha
guy in a club when I was a younger man was dancing with all the girls because he said he was Randy White. Look him up, you youngsters. He was doing rather well until a guy tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hi, I'm Randy White." Hilarity did indeed ensue. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:11:02 AM EDT
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No News here My Wife's cousin is a pro sportsman, He has to beat women away with a shitty stick!
It cracks him up because even He will tell you he isn't that good looking. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:16:34 AM EDT
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Ha guy in a club when I was a younger man was dancing with all the girls because he said he was Randy White. Look him up, you youngsters. He was doing rather well until a guy tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hi, I'm Randy White." Hilarity did indeed ensue. He must have been one big cat. Randy White was a real manster. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 11:52:17 AM EDT
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Two of the guys I used to work with used to go to The casinos in Las Vegas. One of them would be playing at the tables and the other one would have his friend paged by calling him Dr 'Smith' while he was playing at the tables trying to pick up a girl. He would excuse himself from the table and the girl would think that he was a doctor The girl he was trying to impress would get all excited and that's when he picked them up. It worked like a charm.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 12:28:37 PM EDT
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Women are attracted to money and power, surprise! Next they will be trying to tell us water is wet. 
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Posted: 9/18/2014 12:32:36 PM EDT
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Bernard Getz? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm famous. Bernard Getz? 
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