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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:04:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nipples on men, the platypus are just two examples that God is a pot head.  In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby  |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:06:00 AM EDT
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I have small nipples and a big bellybutton, so without a shirt I kinda look like 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:07:46 AM EDT
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Back in the day you tell what part of Europe women were from by the size of their nipples. This sounds correct. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:10:03 AM EDT
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Males have nipples because in the womb, we all start out as little girls. Only in later gestation do the masculinizing hormones start to work, causing things to become different. But the nipples stay, along with rudimentary mammary glands. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
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Nipples on men, the platypus are just two examples that God is a pot head. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CLxfpmACc |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:20:07 AM EDT
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Say hello to Chuck, the Six Tittied Man Beast. 
Hi Chuck! Bet OP didn't even know you were an Arfcommer. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:25:03 AM EDT
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I would like to study this chart. For scientific reasons of course Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Back in the day you tell what part of Europe women were from by the size of their nipples. I would like to study this chart. For scientific reasons of course I believe this comes under the category of things the farmboy/soldier learned in WWII |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:28:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:31:35 AM EDT
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Males have nipples because in the womb, we all start out as little girls. Only in later gestation do the masculinizing hormones start to work, causing things to become different. But the nipples stay, along with rudimentary mammary glands. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
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Nipples on men, the platypus are just two examples that God is a pot head. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
I don't doubt anything you say here but , but no one wanted to hear this. (Ok , its GD , somebody wanted to but most of us didn't need to.) 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:35:50 AM EDT
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This thread was not what I was expecting.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:48:54 AM EDT
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I don't doubt anything you say here but , but no one wanted to hear this. (Ok , its GD , somebody wanted to but most of us didn't need to.)
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Nipples on men, the platypus are just two examples that God is a pot head. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
I don't doubt anything you say here but , but no one wanted to hear this. (Ok , its GD , somebody wanted to but most of us didn't need to.)
It certainly explains the fashion police on this site.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:49:53 AM EDT
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........so you're a nipple man.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:02:08 AM EDT
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I had a girlfriend that had an actual third nipple. I have a little brown spot with hair around it under my left nipple. Maybe my parents were doing it doggie style.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:08:30 AM EDT
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"His nernies were the size of saucers shaped like ford logos!"
That's comedy gold right there... |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:13:29 AM EDT
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this is not the nipple thread I was hoping to walk into...
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:16:28 AM EDT
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this is not the nipple thread I was hoping to walk into... Well okay-- 
ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:20:04 AM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. Why would you do that? |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:22:03 AM EDT
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This is not what I expected to find in here.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:22:06 AM EDT
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Why would you do that? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. Why would you do that? Sauce for the imitation crab. ::shrug:: |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:23:45 AM EDT
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Males have nipples because in the womb, we all start out as little girls. Only in later gestation do the masculinizing hormones start to work, causing things to become different. But the nipples stay, along with rudimentary mammary glands. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
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Nipples on men, the platypus are just two examples that God is a pot head. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby
I think someone just outed tony.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:58:06 AM EDT
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Well okay-- http://i57.tinypic.com/2rms75f.jpg ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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this is not the nipple thread I was hoping to walk into... Well okay-- http://i57.tinypic.com/2rms75f.jpg ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized. I was in before the ETA.... 
nice nip pic TBK1 |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:58:07 AM EDT
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Well okay-- http://i57.tinypic.com/2rms75f.jpg ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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this is not the nipple thread I was hoping to walk into... Well okay-- http://i57.tinypic.com/2rms75f.jpg ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized. Man you could get attached to a nipple like that |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:00:42 PM EDT
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Well okay-- http://i57.tinypic.com/2rms75f.jpg ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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this is not the nipple thread I was hoping to walk into... Well okay-- http://i57.tinypic.com/2rms75f.jpg ETA: No fapping until after lunch though. That would be uncivilized.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:52:24 PM EDT
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Funny thing is I did have to lift one and swab his greasy bologna skin with an alcohol swab to get the pads to stick. Imagine a fat cake icing bag that was liver colored and covered in astroglide. Im not really sure if they were skin tags under there or if he had a shitload of ticks on him, but without them there wasnt going to be much traction. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Did you tweak his nips? Funny thing is I did have to lift one and swab his greasy bologna skin with an alcohol swab to get the pads to stick. Imagine a fat cake icing bag that was liver colored and covered in astroglide. Im not really sure if they were skin tags under there or if he had a shitload of ticks on him, but without them there wasnt going to be much traction. Not what I should have read while eating lunch. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:59:08 PM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. drops of what, gravy? |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:07:42 PM EDT
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I once knew a man whose nipples would stick out at least an inch (yes, literally) when he got cold. Damn things could probably cut glass.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:11:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I once knew a man whose nipples would stick out at least an inch (yes, literally) when he got cold. Damn things could probably cut glass. Noodle nipples is what they are called. Don't ask me how I know. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:11:48 PM EDT
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I have small nipples and a big bellybutton, so without a shirt I kinda look like 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:17:13 PM EDT
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This thread had so much potential based on the title but failed miserably in the original post.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:19:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:21:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Aside from the guy I worked with who got me into this site, no one I've ever worked with has known I'm a member. Some folks practice good PERSEC when it comes to their online activities. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:22:57 PM EDT
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LOL PTNG
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:24:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Males have nipples because in the womb, we all start out as little girls. Only in later gestation do the masculinizing hormones start to work, causing things to become different. But the nipples stay, along with rudimentary mammary glands. In the transsexual world, when a man starts with the estrogen hormones, these glands awaken. With enough hormone treatment, a man can successfully nurse a baby  24 hours ago, I would not have believed this could occur to AR15's search engine. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:26:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:29:33 PM EDT
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Back in the day you tell what part of Europe women were from by the size of their nipples. Wasn't there a rhyme to keep it all straight? "the Gypsies of Verona have big hairy areola....The ladies in Dublin have pointy little nubbin......." All I can remember at the moment. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:39:54 PM EDT
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Was there a rhyme to keep it all straight? It seems there should have been. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Back in the day you tell what part of Europe women were from by the size of their nipples. Was there a rhyme to keep it all straight? It seems there should have been. Macedonia means pepperonia Portugal-----not even a mouthful Slovenia is teeny-weenia In Moldova they can fold them ova. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 2:43:33 PM EDT
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I made a shocking discovery the other day. A co worker of mine, lets call him chuck(aka the 6 titted man beast) was having a medical issue and the nurse wanted me to assist (1st responder) checking his heart rate and have the AED ready, so we had to take off his shirt. Now, chuck is not a little boy, he goes about 350lbs at 5'7" and has man boobs that start in the front, and wrap all the way around the back and nearly touch. I knew this before, its kind of obvious, but when we took off his shirt I was like WTF am I looking at? His nernies were the size of saucers shaped like ford logos!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost choked on my vomit, but I held it back and kept my composure. 
Anyway, today I was thinking, every man I have ever seen naked without a shirt on has had relatively the same sized nipples while womens nips range in size from pencil erasers to near dinner plate size. Awesome post What is that all about? I mean even women with small boobs can have big nips and some with big jugs can have tiny ones. Help me through this, I may still be in shock or have PTNG (post traumatic nipple gaze), but why does this happen? Some music while you ponder this deep subject matter.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFSWW4O6QNM
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Posted: 9/16/2014 2:59:20 PM EDT
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I'm going to be sick. I don't like my own nipples. Why would I want to hear about a fat guys?
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Posted: 9/16/2014 3:00:25 PM EDT
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This thread's getting weird. Even for me.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 3:04:25 PM EDT
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No idea. Genetics. How do they work? Magnets.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:26:11 PM EDT
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I burst out laughing at work while reading the OP.
Thank you OP. And for future reference.... Thank you for making me dislike the medical field even more. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:28:06 PM EDT
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Dude, you are posting about man teats! And you touched him! WTF is wrong with you? That's a serious behavioral disorder!
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:31:44 PM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know. 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:33:27 PM EDT
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If you squeeze a fat man's nipples the right way you have fairly good odds of getting a drop or two. Ask me how i know.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:37:55 PM EDT
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goddam, I knew I would be sorry if I clicked on this thread
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:39:07 PM EDT
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I had a girlfriend that had an actual third nipple. I have a little brown spot with hair around it under my left nipple. Maybe my parents were doing it doggie style. Really? Go on...... |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:50:03 PM EDT
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I have small nipples and a big bellybutton, so without a shirt I kinda look like 
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Posted: 9/16/2014 7:56:41 PM EDT
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I hope the exam room wasn't cold...
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:05:47 PM EDT
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Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now, let's talk about HIPAA... Someone would have to go through a lot of extra work beyond google to find out who "the six-tittied man beast" really is, therefore, not HIPAA violation. i have no desire to see the google responses for "6 titted man beast"... |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 10:37:47 PM EDT
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This thread is hard to masturbate to Speak for yourself |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:01:59 PM EDT
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I hope one of the guys doing the GD thread titles for pick up lines on Tinder see this thread. Maybe XCR will draw a picture. |
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