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Posted: 9/2/2014 9:25:35 PM EDT
I was in the house on the computer. All of the sudden I hear screams and howls. I actually thought it was coyotes killing another cat. I grab the AR and head outside. Once outside I hear more screams and now crying. I have a 3/10th of a mile long driveway and it splits. One side goes to my house. The other side to another house and my only neighbor. As I approach the split in the driveway, I hear a woman crying and hear 2 other people saying "stop fighting it and let it go". I proceed up the driveway in super sneaky Ninja team 6 mode with weapon at ready. Once I was close enough with good cover and the high ground I turned on my weapons light and see 2 white women and 1 black girl. The black girl is crying and bent over. The older white woman is holding a bible and preaching something. The younger white woman (daughter) turns and approaches my direction slowly. I tell her to stop where she is and I asked what they are doing to her and who they are. I call out and ask the black girl if she is ok or needs help. Turns out they are my neighbors and the black girl is the step daughter that just came home and has been battling "demons". The whole time the older white woman does not stop chanting or preaching or whatever she was doing. I speak to the younger white girl (she was hot by the way) and make sure all is good then I retreat back to the house.
Do I need to move. Will they burn my house down tonight to pay respects to Groul the Destroyer. Should I fap since it is my last night. I am weirded out now. |
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Did her head spin around?
Pics of hot chick needed to confirm guilty/not guilty status. |
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so your saying that in all the drama no shit came out of her like in your title... is that what your saying?
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No pics???? Damn it son we have camera phones these days for shit like this!
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Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Where in SC? Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire Oh, come on.... Inquiring minds want to know! |
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This kinda shit never happens to me. The life I've led has been a boring disappointment compared to some of you fuckers.
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Damn you to hell. That is the exact movie I was thinking about when this went down View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Watch the skeleton Key and glimpse your future Damn you to hell. That is the exact movie I was thinking about when this went down DUH DUH DUH....they weren't exorcizing anything, they were scouting you out and assessing your readiness. You saw the three of them, you didn't see the other 84 that were in the trees. Dude, stock up on silver bullets, holy water and wooden spikes. They are going to eat your soul. |
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Show up at their doorstep tomorrow with a Ouji board and a bottle of tequila.
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The proper response would have been to run out naked, eating a chocolate chip cookie, and do a mag dump into the air before blading at 45 degrees.
We need to see a photo of the driveway too. If it's over the curb, a bit of crushed rock about ten feet long that's not a driveway. |
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This kinda shit never happens to me. The life I've led has been a boring disappointment compared to some of you fuckers. View Quote My day has been crappy. This just made it freakier and now the dags are hiding in the blankets. They can feel the overlord coming for us. All joking aside that was some weird stuff |
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I've got demons too. They're in my belly and I'm trying to exercise them. Maybe I should hunch up in your driveway.
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You didn't look into the possessed's eyes......did you?
If you did, take a shot of holy water, and say 10 Hail Marys. |
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I can't believe no one has said, "In before the title change". So... In before the title change! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I can't believe no one has said this yet. Cool story bro I can't believe no one has said, "In before the title change". So... In before the title change! And your post is after site staff. Paul be slacking yo! :) |
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She probably came back home a Gamecock fan.
The exorcism would then be appropriate. |
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Tell the hot one that Satan has taken over your junk and it needs an exorcism.
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Pics of Beelzebub or it never happened.
I think you've been reading too many Stephen King rags. |
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The proper response would have been to run out naked, eating a chocolate chip cookie, and do a mag dump into the air before blading at 45 degrees. We need to see a photo of the driveway too. If it's over the curb, a bit of crushed rock about ten feet long that's not a driveway. View Quote I'd worry more about bleaching the roof than adding gravel. Curb appeal is everything, though, so the real estate listing pics must include the not guilty girl. |
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Quoted: Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Where in SC? Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire Just say what county. Need to put some minds to rest. |
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