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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:59:43 PM EDT
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Without all those dead soldiers he would be cracking jokes in German.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:00:18 PM EDT
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Without all those dead soldiers he would be cracking jokes in German. Well now he's cracking jokes in hell. Right where he should be. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:02:24 PM EDT
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As with Robin Williams, he was a better actor than comedian.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:04:50 PM EDT
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Well now he's cracking jokes in hell. Right where he should be. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Without all those dead soldiers he would be cracking jokes in German. Well now he's cracking jokes in hell. Right where he should be. Another time I wish there was a "Like" button |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:05:10 PM EDT
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"conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:06:31 PM EDT
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One of the top 2 of all time. I was actually sad when he passed. His career was one of legend. Spanned so many decades. Luckily I saw him before...
 RIP, Mr. Carlin. There are so many but none will ever be as great as you..
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:08:55 PM EDT
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? I don't get it. Sounds right to me. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:09:49 PM EDT
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He eeeked out a good joke occasionally but I never liked his style.
As far as him being in hell, he didn't believe in that so he is in that great nothingness. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:10:19 PM EDT
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Yeah, fuck him...
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:10:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? I have no idea. Why don't you explain? |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:10:47 PM EDT
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? Wow.. I've heard this quote before and I never really connected with how dumb of a statement it actually is. I guess that makes me part of the 'stupid half'. 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:11:35 PM EDT
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I don't get it. Sounds right to me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? I don't get it. Sounds right to me. average vs median |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:12:06 PM EDT
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Back in the day he was funny as hell.
Then his Liberal side came forth. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:12:12 PM EDT
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I am to busy Keystone Lighting to come up with any response...
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:13:20 PM EDT
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I have no idea. Why don't you explain? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? I have no idea. Why don't you explain? I think what he's getting at is the fact that the "average person"... isn't average in intelligence. There're aren't as many people smarter than the "average person" as there are on the other side of the spectrum or at least that would be hard to prove. .... fuck you George Carlin... 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:13:54 PM EDT
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Because "Bell Curve" that's why. Although thats also over simplification.
Carlin sucked. He wasn't funny. He was a commie prick |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:15:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: average vs median Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "conservatives only like live babies so they can grow into dead soldiers". Etc etc. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008) Statistics, how do they work? I don't get it. Sounds right to me. average vs median I am the clapper in the bell curve. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:16:12 PM EDT
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Not to sidetrack too much, but mean and median (even mode) are different ways of defining average. In many circumstances, median is the best way to define an average.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:16:54 PM EDT
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average vs median Don't you mean mode? |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:17:03 PM EDT
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Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:18:44 PM EDT
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ONCE AGAIN GD PROVES IT'S BIGOTRY AND STUPIDITY OVER SOMEONE'S POLITICS CARLIN WAS FUNNY - YES, LIBERAL ?- YEP, A MORON - NOT REALLY - HE IS A PRODUCT OF HIS GENERATION. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:19:27 PM EDT
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Did some great bits on the Flip Wilson show, Carson even Ed Sullivan
Liked his take on havoc and chaos 25000 die in an earthquake in Iran why not 50000... He was smart that's all I ask politics be damned If you keep judging performers by their politics all you'll have left is Alex Jones and Levin Artists are left brain dominant and that lends itself to liberal thinking I just made that up but it sounds good! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:21:03 PM EDT
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If you look at his career he built it on being the guy who would tap dance on the line before anyone else and then tell you to fuck yourself if you bitched about it.
I want to say that when his "liberal" leaning special came out Bush was in the White House. He also made jokes about people banning toy guns and letting people keep the real ones. He was there to push buttons. He'd make you feel uncomfortable and then hit you with a zinger. ETA: He went to war with the FCC and the IRS. *shrug* |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:22:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Shhh! This thread is where we circle-jerk over one line ,out of context, in an entire 50 year career. Keep up. He doesnt like something we do.... Grab the pitchfork and light the torch....
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:22:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:22:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:ONCE AGAIN GD PROVES IT'S BIGOTRY AND STUPIDITY OVER SOMEONE'S POLITICS. I played mix and match between your post and your signatures and still had leftover capitalizations. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:25:05 PM EDT
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Atheist. It's why most of his jokes were so evil.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:25:33 PM EDT
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Shhh! This thread is where we circle-jerk over one line ,out of context, in an entire 50 year career. Keep up. He doesnt like something we do.... Grab the pitchfork and light the torch.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Shhh! This thread is where we circle-jerk over one line ,out of context, in an entire 50 year career. Keep up. He doesnt like something we do.... Grab the pitchfork and light the torch.... It wasn't out of context at all. the entire first 3 minutes of that video was him railing on conservatives non stop. But whatever you have to tell yourself. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:28:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It wasn't out of context at all. the entire first 3 minutes of that video was him railing on conservatives non stop. But whatever you have to tell yourself. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Shhh! This thread is where we circle-jerk over one line ,out of context, in an entire 50 year career. Keep up. He doesnt like something we do.... Grab the pitchfork and light the torch.... It wasn't out of context at all. the entire first 3 minutes of that video was him railing on conservatives non stop. But whatever you have to tell yourself. Dan, I have no personal beef withyou, nor do I disagree with majority of what you post. But, on this, we'll just have to agree on what we disagree
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:29:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One of the top 2 of all time. I was actually sad when he passed. His career was one of legend. Spanned so many decades. Luckily I saw him before... RIP, Mr. Carlin. There are so many but none will ever be as great as you.. He had a guy in a Bumble Bee suit do the lead in who was 3x as funny as Carlin. Carlin was great in the 70's, meh after.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:31:53 PM EDT
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Dan, I have no personal beef withyou, nor do I disagree with majority of what you post. But, on this, we'll just have to agree on what we disagree
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:33:18 PM EDT
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One of the top 2 of all time. I was actually sad when he passed. His career was one of legend. Spanned so many decades. Luckily I saw him before...
RIP, Mr. Carlin. There are so many but none will ever be as great as you.. He was a fucking douche bag cunt. Fuck him! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:33:21 PM EDT
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Depending on his crowd, who was president, his gimmick or mood at the time, he could give any side hell. I really don't think he cared one way or the other. It all paid the same to him.
In the vein of Will Rogers, He was a classic. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:33:47 PM EDT
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(ring) "Hello"
"Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant! And I'm gonna jump out the window!" "Say, you are a good sport, aren't ya, Jane?" |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:36:21 PM EDT
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Either I'm going crazy or some posts disappeared from this thread...
Get both? 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:36:52 PM EDT
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Fucking hate that guy, even after death.
I'd punch his corpse.... |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:37:28 PM EDT
[#37]
Another fellow traveler.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:38:54 PM EDT
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Fuck him and fuck SNL his commie cross dressing venue
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:38:58 PM EDT
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When George Carlin was funny he was hilarious. When he wasn't funny his morbid depression and hippie burnout shined brighter than a billion suns on a Georgia June day.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:40:32 PM EDT
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Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Agree. He did a helluva skit laying into environmentalist whackos once. Carlin was probably one of those people whose politics would be very hard to place on the spectrum. Just like Hunter Thompson was. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:40:50 PM EDT
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You don't have to agree with everything an entertainer says!
I liked George Carlin, and am glad I got to see him before he died! Rage Against The Machine is one of my fav bands. But I agree with very little of what they stand for! Just saying! 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:41:03 PM EDT
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RIP, Mr. Carlin. There are so many but none will ever be as great as you.. I saw him. He had a guy in a Bumble Bee suit do the lead in who was 3x as funny as Carlin. Carlin was great in the 70's, meh after. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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One of the top 2 of all time. I was actually sad when he passed. His career was one of legend. Spanned so many decades. Luckily I saw him before...
RIP, Mr. Carlin. There are so many but none will ever be as great as you.. I saw him. He had a guy in a Bumble Bee suit do the lead in who was 3x as funny as Carlin. Carlin was great in the 70's, meh after. Saw him in Vegas about 10 years ago. His opening act was DAMN funny. George was obviously working on his then current material and didn't have the timing down yet. He was OK, but not as funny as I thought he'd be. It was still neat to see him once. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:41:16 PM EDT
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It wasn't out of context at all. the entire first 3 minutes of that video was him railing on conservatives non stop. But whatever you have to tell yourself. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. Although, it seemed that later in life he identified as more of a libertarian. In the last couple of years of his life I heard him say a few things that led me to believe he had become disenchanted with the left. Shhh! This thread is where we circle-jerk over one line ,out of context, in an entire 50 year career. Keep up. He doesnt like something we do.... Grab the pitchfork and light the torch.... It wasn't out of context at all. the entire first 3 minutes of that video was him railing on conservatives non stop. But whatever you have to tell yourself. Most conservatives are fucking idiots, what's your point? But, then again most people are fucking idiots. 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:42:26 PM EDT
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Back in the day he was funny as hell. Then his Liberal side came forth. What are you talking about? He began his career as the angry liberal comedian. He was essentially the Sunday Comics dept of the Weather Underground. Before him, you had Don Rickles and a couple of other Rat Pack era guys that would make funny "golf swing" motions between shitty jokes. Then he started making shitloads of money and figured he would have to become less direct action political to be a rich bastard. Kind of like Ben and Jerry, another couple of flower power commie fucks that love making money as long as it's them and not you. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:43:02 PM EDT
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"Anybody seen a black chick with blonde hair?"
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:43:08 PM EDT
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he ripped on everyone,hippies and environmentalists included
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:47:12 PM EDT
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I liked George Carlin. His wit shaped my sense of humor. His politics never entered into my admiration of his craft.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:48:27 PM EDT
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He lived long enough to see that the hippie thing was really just a bunch of dumbasses who liked to get stoned. All that peace love and granola bullshit when right out the window when they got the chance to make some money. It's no wonder he was such a bitter motherfucker when he got older.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:50:32 PM EDT
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Funny until he opened his yap about politics, which goes for every comedian, actor, singer.
ETA: Interesting, he was in the Air Force. And booted for being a turd it looks like lol! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:54:46 PM EDT
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Rejoice! We've run out of live liberals so now we have to attack the dead ones!
Oh, wait...
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