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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:16:57 PM EDT
they ask if you're Sunni..
Wat do? 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:17:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Ask where the bacon is?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:18:33 PM EDT
[#2]
You can only be killed once.
Pain stops when you die. Attack the one that looks like he is in charge. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:18:44 PM EDT
[#3]
FPNI.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:20:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Cc 24/365
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:20:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: FPNI. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:24:02 PM EDT
[#6]
It's wal mart, you blade at 45 and lay waste each one of them.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:27:21 PM EDT
[#7]
bust glass out of Gun display and Grab American COLT Rifle of Freedom
Then free them from this world? 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:29:10 PM EDT
[#8]
Im in New York , Cuomo voters are everywhere. Even if I used the Safe act reload I would lose in court.. I would say No thanks I voted for Obama , I helped you enough. The same answer I use for the I will work for food cardboard sign crowd. BTW are they Isil or Isis?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:31:50 PM EDT
[#9]
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they ask if you're Sunni.. Wat do? http://curiousmatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ISISfighters.jpg In english press 1, para informacion en espanol numero 2. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:32:57 PM EDT
[#10]
Massive adrenaline dump and blade at 45.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:35:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Ask "you mohamMAD at me, bro?" then crusade the shit out of them.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:41:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Whip out my weiner and do the helicopter dance and tell them theyre full of Shiite.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:47:03 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's wal mart, you blade at 45 and lay waste each one of them. While yelling as loud as you can. Take your hand off of my pistol! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:57:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Eat Peeps and Slam COCA_COLA yelling FUCK THE SNACK BAR.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:00:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Are they checking out my wife's ass?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:01:19 PM EDT
[#16]
I bowl a perfect strike with the pressure washer under my cart. Toppling the greeter as I run out buys me extra precious seconds to escape.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:02:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Massive adrenaline dump and blade at 45. and power wash them |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:03:21 PM EDT
[#18]
Ask them if they can blow me where the pampers is
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:07:14 PM EDT
[#19]
I really thought that this would be a stermwehgewherer thread.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:07:31 PM EDT
[#20]
Are they carrying ISIS flags?
Pull my gun and start shooting. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:07:43 PM EDT
[#21]
Blade@45*
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:09:18 PM EDT
[#22]
...to busy Keystone Lighting it Bro...
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:09:42 PM EDT
[#23]
you start screaming "you will not touch me!! you will not touch my firearm!!!" and urinate on the nearest one to establish dominance...
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:09:59 PM EDT
[#24]
Give them this
 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:11:03 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
and power wash them Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Massive adrenaline dump and blade at 45. and power wash them  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:11:25 PM EDT
[#26]
Hit em with your flip flops then bacon
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:14:56 PM EDT
[#27]
My three wolf shirt would destroy them.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:25:55 PM EDT
[#28]
It wouldn't happen. All the rednecks in my are would have already stomped them into a bloody mass of feces and burkas. You don't go jihad in a GA walmart.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:32:52 PM EDT
[#29]
at wallyworld>>>>> im packing. unload, reload, unload. run
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:39:48 PM EDT
[#30]
A .45 hollowpoint has a huge cavity just begging for some bacon grease.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:40:12 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You can only be killed once. Pain stops when you die. Attack the one that looks like he is in charge. You shoot till you run out of bullets Stab untill the bayonet breaks Use rifle as a a club till rifle breaks Punch till arms are broke Kick till legs are broke Spit on them till face kicked in Look hard at them till killed Then stink till they have to bury you Then RIP |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:53:10 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm unclear here...am I buying pickled eggs? Or are they?
Because that could change the whole deal... |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:12:52 AM EDT
[#33]
Damn WM security would be all over their shit,you dont have anything to worry about
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:17:17 AM EDT
[#34]
La illaha illallah Muhammadur rasulullah. May peace, mercy and blessings of Allah be upon you, brothers.
And then I'd be killed over my tattoo that says "Ya Ali Madad"  |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:33:47 AM EDT
[#35]
Shower them with Bacon Bits!
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:38:48 AM EDT
[#36]
Tell 'em I liked killing Sunnis better because they actually fought back, unlike the EFP and run fuckers in Sadr.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:41:48 AM EDT
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I immediately revert to my 11th century European roots and go all "Crusader" on them
Not having a sword with me at the moment I fight them with a 16 OZ can of Bush's baked beans that I snatch off the shelf. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:46:46 AM EDT
[#38]
1. Blade at 45 ( obviously)
2. Duck behind aisle 4 where the chili with beans and bacon added are. 3. Draw your .45 auto and start blasting, working your way to the sporting goods aisle. 4. Pull pop tops on the cans of chili with bacon throwing it into the aisles as you tactically retreat towards the sporting goods aisle. (They will have to go around thus giving you more time to tactically withdraw) 5. Break open the glass display case and obtain an EBR with a shoulder thingy that goes up. Lock and load those child killing banana clips with lethal bullets. (Be extra careful to read the safety warnings printed on the barrel and attached to the gun) 6. Grab a trijicon sight with Jesus markings and attach it to your EBR. 7. Don't bother sighting it in, it's now a Jesus rifle, your GTG. 8. Shout loudly "look over there.....Mohammad is sucking a little pigs dick" 9. Shoot Hadji's as they poke their heads up to see. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:50:30 AM EDT
[#39]
I dont know but the shiite is about to hit the fan.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:54:00 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's wal mart, you blade at 45 and lay waste each one of them. 6th post nails it. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:55:53 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dont know but the shiite is about to hit the fan. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 12:57:22 AM EDT
[#42]
Wait Walmart now carries pickled eggs?
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Posted: 9/2/2014 1:00:20 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Massive adrenaline dump and blade at 45. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 1:01:10 AM EDT
[#44]
"awe Shiite!"
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Posted: 9/2/2014 1:02:54 AM EDT
[#45]
Depends. Am I wearing my "Mohamad is a Cunt shirt"?
O yes I do too have one. 
But I was drunk when I designed it and mis spelled Mohamad. 
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Posted: 9/2/2014 2:50:19 AM EDT
[#46]
Pickled eggs? Don't stand behind them!
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Posted: 9/2/2014 3:01:00 AM EDT
[#47]
Artificial crab meat, anal jihad.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 3:02:34 AM EDT
[#48]
drop trou and throw feces
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Posted: 9/2/2014 3:06:36 AM EDT
[#49]
Chuck Muslim kryptonite (pickled pigs feet)
Swine disrespect |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 3:18:43 AM EDT
[#50]
Anal jihad on the one holding the yellow flag. While eating bacon.
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