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I'd be way more down for that shit if this wasn't someone I met for the first time last night. Don't get me wrong, that sounds fun as hell, but I gotta know I'm in the right on this one before we go down that road.

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So I just had a heart attack.



I'm texting two chicks…..

one was getting vulgar

and the other was just a converstaion

i accidentally said something bad in the normal conversation

and well

she agreed

so now i have 2 vulgar convos going on





http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a68d007d71b5fd913c4d8c609e6cae88cebfced92fe07e91edee6fa01dfafd08.jpg

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It's pretty funny how cringeworthy some of these girls' moments are.

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What GPS emulator app are you guys using.  Got bored with locals, gonna fuck with the rest of the nation.

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Went on a Tinder date last night. Just met up for drinks. Cute chick. A little heavy but something I can work with. We'd been texting sexy shit for like a week and a half. Some of which I joke about tying her down/restraining her/getting rough. She's down for a fact.

We meet up, conversation is a little awkward and sparing but loosens up eventually. She says I can walk her home but she has to work in the morning so I can't stay and we're not fucking but we could on Saturday. I rib her a little over it but she doesn't budge. Okie-dokie.  Walk her back to her place, she invites me up to just hang out while she has some water and a smoke before bed since she's kinda drunk. We get up there and she's immediately rubbing my junk and making out with me, so I push her into her room, she falls back on the bed and scoots back and is like dragging me onto her while still saying we're not having sex. Yeah whatever. I start removing her clothes then finally she grabs me and is like no, you should stop. So I take my hands off and stand up. She kinda stumbles out of bed, takes her pants off the rest of the way and adjusts her shirt, and then complains that I just want sex. Then complains that I won't take the bull by the horns. I'm sitting there mindfucked, and finally say "what are you talking about?"

She retorts that I know what she's talking about, and she starts complaining that she's embarrassed because she had taken her pants off and was standing around expecting me to "ravage" her (her words) and I wouldn't.

I was like um... you specifically told me not to, and to stop. "Well I said I didn't want you to sleep with me, but I didn't really mean I didn't want you to just grab me and fuck me"

"I gotta go..."

She decides it's time for another cigarette so we both go back downstairs and out front and I sit down and humor her for a few minutes while she apologizes for "ruining everything" (??) and says she has to be at work at 8 in the morning and stayed up late for me and I shouldn't make all of that for nothing so I should stay the night. I tell her I should probably go home. She makes a few last pleas for me not to go before looking at me and just saying "you're not staying are you?"

So that one didn't work out.

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Swiped right on a 32yo. I'm 23.

Felt satisfying yet awkward

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Swiped right on a 32yo. I'm 23.

Felt satisfying yet awkward

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I miss you guys.

I haven't gotten any cock pics via snapchat in a while.

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So I got matched with a LEO. Just asked her favorite less than lethal option lol.

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So I got matched with a LEO. Just asked her favorite less than lethal option lol.

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I miss you guys.

I haven't gotten any cock pics via snapchat in a while.

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These young broads seem to dig me.  Tinder is like shooting fish in a barrel.  

Hhhhnnngggg.

http://i.imgur.com/xvjntDD.jpg

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Tried the "five question" on girl:



"Is this some sort of attempt at asking me dirty questions? Because, seriously, what questions do two people getting to know each other have that require truth or dare propositions. Pathetic."

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Tried the "five question" on girl:

"Is this some sort of attempt at asking me dirty questions? Because, seriously, what questions do two people getting to know each other have that require truth or dare propositions. Pathetic."