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Posted: 9/14/2014 11:14:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2014 11:14:50 PM EDT
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In the last week I have only been matched with bots.
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Posted: 9/14/2014 11:17:19 PM EDT
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In the last week I have only been matched with bots. I know those feels
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Posted: 9/15/2014 12:06:00 AM EDT
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This one is calling to this thread. "Why I want my son's to see me naked."
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Posted: 9/15/2014 12:26:23 AM EDT
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So my phone just crashed. Starts up but just shows a black screen, none of the resets work. I lost everything I had on there. Luckily I had written down three of the numbers I got this weekend, the only problem is figuring out whose number is whose. I pretty sure I know one of them but I'm trying to fish for some something to help me identify them without revealing that I don't know. And typing on the old flip phones take forever, it's hard to believe these were so popular just a few years ago. Getting my first Iphone this week. Ask for a picture? Think you can bring a name to the picture? |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 12:41:46 AM EDT
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So my phone just crashed. Starts up but just shows a black screen, none of the resets work. I lost everything I had on there. Luckily I had written down three of the numbers I got this weekend, the only problem is figuring out whose number is whose. I pretty sure I know one of them but I'm trying to fish for some something to help me identify them without revealing that I don't know. And typing on the old flip phones take forever, it's hard to believe these were so popular just a few years ago. Getting my first Iphone this week. Ask for a picture? Think you can bring a name to the picture? Or just be honest |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 9:43:58 AM EDT
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So my phone just crashed. Starts up but just shows a black screen, none of the resets work. I lost everything I had on there. Luckily I had written down three of the numbers I got this weekend, the only problem is figuring out whose number is whose. I pretty sure I know one of them but I'm trying to fish for some something to help me identify them without revealing that I don't know. And typing on the old flip phones take forever, it's hard to believe these were so popular just a few years ago. Getting my first Iphone this week. Ask for a picture? Think you can bring a name to the picture? Or just be honest Honest? In GD? That's no fun! 
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Posted: 9/15/2014 11:05:32 AM EDT
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I stole this from the Misc threads. Tried it twice on girls I was texting last night, and it works like gold. Use this when girls ask you what you're looking for:
And here is one I got from the knife throwing question. No hits on the cheese one it might completely fail. This one has me 
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Posted: 9/15/2014 11:11:50 AM EDT
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I stole this from the Misc threads. Tried it twice on girls I was texting last night, and it works like gold. Use this when girls ask you what you're looking for: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps9230d828.jpg And here is one I got from the knife throwing question. No hits on the cheese one it might completely fail. This one has me
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps944e2711.jpg This is why you buy the mystery bags from LA police gear. You always get a knife that is better thrown away than to keep. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 11:13:54 AM EDT
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This is why you buy the mystery bags from LA police gear. You always get a knife that is better thrown away than to keep. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I stole this from the Misc threads. Tried it twice on girls I was texting last night, and it works like gold. Use this when girls ask you what you're looking for: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps9230d828.jpg And here is one I got from the knife throwing question. No hits on the cheese one it might completely fail. This one has me
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps944e2711.jpg This is why you buy the mystery bags from LA police gear. You always get a knife that is better thrown away than to keep. What about the socks and beanie? Any hidden uses for those? |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 11:43:08 AM EDT
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What about the socks and beanie? Any hidden uses for those? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I stole this from the Misc threads. Tried it twice on girls I was texting last night, and it works like gold. Use this when girls ask you what you're looking for: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps9230d828.jpg And here is one I got from the knife throwing question. No hits on the cheese one it might completely fail. This one has me
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps944e2711.jpg This is why you buy the mystery bags from LA police gear. You always get a knife that is better thrown away than to keep. What about the socks and beanie? Any hidden uses for those? The socks are obvious....Remember the guy that got blue balls on the last page. And the beanie, well, I would wear it when my head gets cold. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 11:53:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2014 1:35:13 PM EDT
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Not tinder but I managed to squeeze in one of the more popular arfcom debates in a text I had with a lady who enjoys my company from time to time. She knows I went to a CFB game this past weekend and got all kinds of fucked up. Then I had to drive 8 hours home all hungover. <a href="http://s961.photobucket.com/user/redfish86/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpse667346f.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae94/redfish86/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpse667346f.jpg</a> <a href="http://s961.photobucket.com/user/redfish86/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsc468f916.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae94/redfish86/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsc468f916.jpg</a> her mom is right. she's wrong. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 1:52:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone please use "How to mail cheese?"  |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 1:58:15 PM EDT
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her mom is right. she's wrong. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not tinder but I managed to squeeze in one of the more popular arfcom debates in a text I had with a lady who enjoys my company from time to time. She knows I went to a CFB game this past weekend and got all kinds of fucked up. Then I had to drive 8 hours home all hungover. <a href="http://s961.photobucket.com/user/redfish86/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpse667346f.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae94/redfish86/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpse667346f.jpg</a> <a href="http://s961.photobucket.com/user/redfish86/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsc468f916.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae94/redfish86/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsc468f916.jpg</a> her mom is right. she's wrong. The chili was pretty good though. Just had some leftover for lunch (with a hot dog cut up in it over some pasta I had laying in the fridge. Kinda like beans and franks Cincinnati style.) |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 2:45:17 PM EDT
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So the girl I PM'd a bunch of pictures out of last week I hung out with this past weekend. Banged the hell out of her.
When I was in Houston I had a chick come back and hooked up with her (as shown). The redhead here wants it. And she's into some crazy shit (over text messaging, this was discovered and screen shotting texts is too much work). Fionna sent me a bunch of naked pictures and wants me to come over some time this week. Moral of the story: Tinder is hunting on a baited field. This isn't even a challenge. 
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Posted: 9/15/2014 2:56:13 PM EDT
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no fucking republicans in Houston Texas? good luck with that cunt.
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Posted: 9/15/2014 2:58:43 PM EDT
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no fucking republicans in Houston Texas? good luck with that cunt. She lives in Fort Worth. I was talking to her from Houston after matching in Dallas. I was in Houston for the week on business. I don't care anyway. All pink on the inside. Though she just finished law school and is starting a federal clerkship after 6 years as a navy fighter pilot. So... there's that. And she's kinky. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 3:19:01 PM EDT
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Now that is fucking winning unlike most of the other drivel posted here. Kudos to you for not being a creepy basement dweller and actually slaying some ass. It's rewarding.
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Posted: 9/15/2014 4:26:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhere the heck are the conversationalist like that in Oklahoma? I just finished reading all 75 pages. I have limited internet right now but I felt like trolling last night and I'll post my screen shots once I can. The best matches that I've found have been from Lincoln/Omaha and the KC area. TONS of bisexual chicks in KC. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 9:18:13 PM EDT
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Can someone explain to me how to make my pictures not blurry? They are clear in FB but tinder pixilates them.
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Posted: 9/15/2014 9:19:24 PM EDT
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Update: Ended up going out with that Hailey girl. Went to a park and then back to my mother's basement. She definitely is a little bigger than her pics. Not too bad, but noticeable.
I guess the whole big girls and blow jobs thing stayed intact. Best one I've had in a while.
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Posted: 9/15/2014 9:28:51 PM EDT
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Update: Ended up going out with that Hailey girl. Went to a park and then back to my mother's basement. She definitely is a little bigger than her pics. Not too bad, but noticeable. I guess the whole big girls and blow jobs thing stayed intact. Best one I've had in a while. Nice. I had to go back a page to put a face to the BJ senario. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 9:44:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is why you buy the mystery bags from LA police gear. You always get a knife that is better thrown away than to keep. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I stole this from the Misc threads. Tried it twice on girls I was texting last night, and it works like gold. Use this when girls ask you what you're looking for: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps9230d828.jpg s one I got from the knife throwing question. No hits on the cheese one it might completely fail. This one has me http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Greenhornet1986/imagejpg1_zps944e2711.jpg You always get a knife that is better thrown away than to keep. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 9:44:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: no fucking republicans in Houston Texas? good luck with that cunt. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 10:26:57 PM EDT
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Yeah, seriously, as soon as you're done, let her know you were as conservative as possible, and that one was for the republic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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no fucking republicans in Houston Texas? good luck with that cunt.  I love this thread.
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Posted: 9/15/2014 10:32:47 PM EDT
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Yeah, seriously, as soon as you're done, let her know you were as conservative as possible, and that one was for the republic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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no fucking republicans in Houston Texas? good luck with that cunt. You should put an Extremely Rightwing sticker on her car. |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 10:36:17 PM EDT
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BREAKING NEWS!
HOPES DAD OWNS TRU-SPEC!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/15/2014 10:47:22 PM EDT
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BREAKING NEWS! HOPES DAD OWNS TRU-SPEC!!!!!! 
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Posted: 9/15/2014 11:01:33 PM EDT
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Nice work. Makes it look easy Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So the girl I PM'd a bunch of pictures out of last week I hung out with this past weekend. Banged the hell out of her. When I was in Houston I had a chick come back and hooked up with her (as shown). The redhead here wants it. And she's into some crazy shit (over text messaging, this was discovered and screen shotting texts is too much work). Fionna sent me a bunch of naked pictures and wants me to come over some time this week. Moral of the story: Tinder is hunting on a baited field. This isn't even a challenge. [/url] Nice work. Makes it look easy Man. It is easy. Be a little funny. Don't be fat. Be aggressive/suggestive with the nerdy ones, and a little coy/cocky with the more girl-next-door ones. Tease them. Don't sound like every-fucking-one else.  :
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Posted: 9/16/2014 12:23:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: BREAKING NEWS! HOPES DAD OWNS TRU-SPEC!!!!!! So, about those discounts. . . |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 8:55:51 AM EDT
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Going through my photo stream photos and found this gem from a couple weeks ago
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:11:51 AM EDT
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BREAKING NEWS! HOPES DAD OWNS TRU-SPEC!!!!!! repost to refresh our memory
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Posted: 9/16/2014 9:42:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 11:35:20 AM EDT
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repost to refresh our memory
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BREAKING NEWS! HOPES DAD OWNS TRU-SPEC!!!!!! repost to refresh our memory
Yes please! |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 1:45:20 PM EDT
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The Infidel is strong with this one.
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Posted: 9/16/2014 2:56:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 3:19:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 3:59:43 PM EDT
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Try this: I want to treat you like the SATs. I'll do you for three hours, take a ten minute break, then stare at you for an hour wondering what I fucked up.
Live motherfucker! Live! |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 4:26:30 PM EDT
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Okay which one of you is this?
http://imgur.com/a/9Y1iG The dag question is a dead give away and asking to pee on someone...
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Posted: 9/16/2014 5:39:08 PM EDT
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Okay which one of you is this? http://imgur.com/a/9Y1iG The dag question is a dead give away and asking to pee on someone... I'm fucking crying at my desk I'm laughing so hard. I fired off a few of those to see what would happen. I've got a ton of unmessaged matches to experiment on
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Posted: 9/16/2014 5:40:11 PM EDT
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these ones are funny too. http://imgur.com/gallery/dVcqL
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Posted: 9/16/2014 6:20:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2014 6:25:48 PM EDT
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I want to be blunt with some of these chicks I'm talking to and just be like "i want to F&c& you so hard you won't walk straight for a few days"
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Posted: 9/16/2014 6:31:46 PM EDT
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I want to be blunt with some of these chicks I'm talking to and just be like "i want to F&c& you so hard you won't walk straight for a few days" But then i won't have anyone to talk to :/ Yes you will. I do that all the time. Then I get their numbers. |
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Posted: 9/16/2014 6:50:52 PM EDT
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Yes you will. I do that all the time. Then I get their numbers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I want to be blunt with some of these chicks I'm talking to and just be like "i want to F&c& you so hard you won't walk straight for a few days" But then i won't have anyone to talk to :/ Yes you will. I do that all the time. Then I get their numbers. phrasing that works the best? |
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I was slightly intoxicated and waiting for them to unmatch me, so I kept taking them, then I had no ambition to clean it up.