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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 3:35:24 PM EDT
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They are all lying about their age... though the ones in my age group make themselves younger.
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So how many people have encountered girls lying about their age? FFS don't say your 23 on your profile then proceed to tell me you are still in High School


They are all lying about their age... though the ones in my age group make themselves younger.

I'm still only a year/year and a half older than her, but still debating if I should commence troll mode or just have fun talking to her
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 3:52:15 PM EDT
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I'm still only a year/year and a half older than her, but still debating if I should commence troll mode or just have fun talking to her
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So how many people have encountered girls lying about their age? FFS don't say your 23 on your profile then proceed to tell me you are still in High School




They are all lying about their age... though the ones in my age group make themselves younger.



I'm still only a year/year and a half older than her, but still debating if I should commence troll mode or just have fun talking to her



I'd end the conversation immediately if she is still in high school.




 
Troll or have fun?  Either way, you will have much better luck if you have a "don't care" attitude.



Link Posted: 9/1/2014 3:54:06 PM EDT
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Aaannndddd....BOOM! Beard/pubes delivers!
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 3:57:15 PM EDT
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Looks like you've already earned your course credits breh

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 3:59:40 PM EDT
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Hahaha! If you get laid off my thread title I expect a PM there brother!



Link Posted: 9/1/2014 3:59:41 PM EDT
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You guys are doing this wrong.  Using the thread titles is great to get their attention and start the conversation, but you need to transition into a regular conversation (before you sound like a spaz for asking so many random questions) and then ask them out.  Getting their attention and interest is 90% of it.  Don't fuck it up from there.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 4:33:27 PM EDT
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Guys, she has a kitteh!
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So thats where Opie has been.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:00:31 PM EDT
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This is some funny shit. I just made an account, we'll see how it goes.

OP, not sure if it was mentioned, I was mostly reading the screen shots. Have you actually ended up meeting any of these girls?
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Nope..



Hold me GD
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:07:29 PM EDT
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The thread is still young
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Things have slowed.

Thanks JLaw
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:19:04 PM EDT
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I'll work on this and upload to the thread. I'm not too quick on my feet, so they may be a little rough haha.  I've had tinder for awhile, and have over 1,500 matches. I've used it to hook up with a decent number of chicks, and have probably gotten a couple hundred numbers off it-although a lot I just ignore cause they don't meet my standards and I'm just doing it for the lulz.



I even got my buddy laid one night on his.  His banter was terrible, I took over and within a couple hours he was at her house banging it out. I imagine she realized it wasn't the same person with how awkward he surely was, but hey he was headed overseas and had just broken up with some dumb bitch.
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Made me think of this









 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:24:37 PM EDT
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Finally got past the SMS for the 2nd tinder account.

Dis gonna be good.
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Things have slowed.

Thanks JLaw
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They will get over it shortly
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:42:07 PM EDT
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My current situation...





Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:46:19 PM EDT
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Tag
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 6:02:35 PM EDT
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This thread is the best thread.
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Things have slowed.

Thanks JLaw

That's my next thread title

Except this one is pretty cute and likes to hunt and fish... Too bad I have to try and fuck it up
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 6:19:33 PM EDT
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  Hahaha! If you get laid off my thread title I expect a PM there brother!

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Of course

It's still rolling, but I don't need you fools laughing at my game
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 6:37:20 PM EDT
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I have found it doesn't work as well on POF.  I have gotten one response out of the same amount if not more messages.  Ah well.
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:03:08 PM EDT
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My GF freaked out when she discovered I downloaded tinder and asked why I would do that to her. I showed her this thread and now I'm pretty sure she hates ARFCOM, is it time to eject?
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:11:12 PM EDT
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My GF freaked out when she discovered I downloaded tinder and asked why I would do that to her. I showed her this thread and now I'm pretty sure she hates ARFCOM, is it time to eject?
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Strictly catch and release. Ask her to come up with witty shit, I'm sure she'll have a blast.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:19:51 PM EDT
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Awesome! On my hard drive...  

 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:25:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:27:48 PM EDT
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You won this round...

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:28:57 PM EDT
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Is this on your account or your supermodel account?
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:37:18 PM EDT
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Is this on your account or your supermodel account?
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Is this on your account or your supermodel account?


Some Abercrombie model

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:40:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 7:43:45 PM EDT
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Ok im jumping aboard this wagon, I got nothing to lose!





Link Posted: 9/1/2014 8:08:00 PM EDT
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Things have slowed.

Thanks JLaw
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Things have slowed.

Thanks JLaw


Today has been a slow tinder day, only 4 matches and only a couple replies from older matches. Everyone must be out for the holiday.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 8:09:20 PM EDT
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This thread is full of win - keep it coming  
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 8:16:25 PM EDT
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This is some funny shit. I just made an account, we'll see how it goes.

OP, not sure if it was mentioned, I was mostly reading the screen shots. Have you actually ended up meeting any of these girls?


Nope..

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130506184126/glee/images/9/9f/More_crying.gif

Hold me GD



OK. You're pretty cool. But you're starting to piss me off. I haven't had a job in nearly a month due to a back injury, and my wife is in Portland for the next week. Do I need to drive to fucking Georgia and drag your ass to one of the girls homes and throw you at her?











Link Posted: 9/1/2014 8:54:08 PM EDT
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Well shit..

How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 8:59:55 PM EDT
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How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-

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Don't tell her. It will be moar exciting that way
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:00:36 PM EDT
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OK. You're pretty cool. But you're starting to piss me off. I haven't had a job in nearly a month due to a back injury, and my wife is in Portland for the next week. Do I need to drive to fucking Georgia and drag your ass to one of the girls homes and throw you at her?











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This is some funny shit. I just made an account, we'll see how it goes.

OP, not sure if it was mentioned, I was mostly reading the screen shots. Have you actually ended up meeting any of these girls?


Nope..

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130506184126/glee/images/9/9f/More_crying.gif

Hold me GD



OK. You're pretty cool. But you're starting to piss me off. I haven't had a job in nearly a month due to a back injury, and my wife is in Portland for the next week. Do I need to drive to fucking Georgia and drag your ass to one of the girls homes and throw you at her?













Soon.jpg

Damn dude, hope you get some resolve with your back
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:12:00 PM EDT
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Holy crap this is fun!
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Yeah it is It also helps getting over the ex easier too
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:17:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:19:26 PM EDT
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Well shit..



How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-



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Easy.  Photoshop.








Women get it, guys get it.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:21:48 PM EDT
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OST.
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Damn dude, hope you get some resolve with your back
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This is some funny shit. I just made an account, we'll see how it goes.

OP, not sure if it was mentioned, I was mostly reading the screen shots. Have you actually ended up meeting any of these girls?


Nope..

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130506184126/glee/images/9/9f/More_crying.gif

Hold me GD



OK. You're pretty cool. But you're starting to piss me off. I haven't had a job in nearly a month due to a back injury, and my wife is in Portland for the next week. Do I need to drive to fucking Georgia and drag your ass to one of the girls homes and throw you at her?













Soon.jpg

Damn dude, hope you get some resolve with your back



Physical therapy has pretty much fixed me. I was working in a warehouse loading and unloading trucks and I threw my back out (twice). Had to quit. Now I'm looking for an armed security guard gig. Thanks though!
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:27:42 PM EDT
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Well shit..

How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-

http://i.imgur.com/pr4h0ou.jpg

  Easy.  Photoshop.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/videos/TMG10417770/Time-lapse-of-model-being-photoshopped.html


Women get it, guys get it.


Lol damn.

I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:44:30 PM EDT
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Lol damn.



I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.



http://i.imgur.com/sPV1XwH.jpg
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Well shit..



How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-



http://i.imgur.com/pr4h0ou.jpg


  Easy.  Photoshop.



http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/videos/TMG10417770/Time-lapse-of-model-being-photoshopped.html





Women get it, guys get it.





Lol damn.



I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.



http://i.imgur.com/sPV1XwH.jpg




 
With the next text request, just go with it.  When you meet them, have a video name for the photochop example ready.  Youtube that shit on your phone and show them.  
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:44:52 PM EDT
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Lol damn.

I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.

http://i.imgur.com/sPV1XwH.jpg
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Well shit..

How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-

http://i.imgur.com/pr4h0ou.jpg

  Easy.  Photoshop.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/videos/TMG10417770/Time-lapse-of-model-being-photoshopped.html


Women get it, guys get it.


Lol damn.

I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.

http://i.imgur.com/sPV1XwH.jpg

INB4 she says she's DTF
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:45:57 PM EDT
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INB4 she says she's DTF
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How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-



http://i.imgur.com/pr4h0ou.jpg


  Easy.  Photoshop.



http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/videos/TMG10417770/Time-lapse-of-model-being-photoshopped.html





Women get it, guys get it.





Lol damn.



I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.



http://i.imgur.com/sPV1XwH.jpg


INB4 she says she's DTF




 
Wont.  He went way to beta.
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  Wont.  He went way to beta.
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Well shit..

How should I aware them that the avi is a model -.-

http://i.imgur.com/pr4h0ou.jpg

  Easy.  Photoshop.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/videos/TMG10417770/Time-lapse-of-model-being-photoshopped.html


Women get it, guys get it.


Lol damn.

I made up some beta bs about just getting out of a relationship and being an asshole so she doesn't feel bad of herself.

http://i.imgur.com/sPV1XwH.jpg

INB4 she says she's DTF

  Wont.  He went way to beta.


Oh she'd be DTF with the model. I'm not going to respond tho

I feel guilty as hell, frauding

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Oh she'd be DTF with the model. I'm not going to respond tho

I feel guilty as hell, frauding

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Holy shit you must be some kind of wizard. Going from 10% to 39% in 28 minutes
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