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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:20:22 PM EDT
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I think a lot of us are upset over Hannah.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is running out of steam. 
I've been swiping right furiously with only the one bite.
Quick OP, save teh thread!  I think a lot of us are upset over Hannah. I miss Hannah. I was in a bad mood but a girl just asked if I had lucky charms for breakfast. 
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:22:06 PM EDT
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hannah pls
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:24:00 PM EDT
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This thread is running out of steam.
I've been swiping right furiously with only the one bite.
Quick OP, save teh thread! I think i'm screwed. -Made 2nd facebook account -Uploaded pics of some random male model off google -log into tinder -Request SMS verification -put # in -"Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again" -nothing working -get back on my original facebook -error -error oh shit. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:24:55 PM EDT
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I think i'm screwed. -Made 2nd facebook account -Uploaded pics of some random male model off google -log into tinder -Request SMS verification -put # in -"Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again" -nothing working -get back on my original facebook -error -error oh shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is running out of steam.
I've been swiping right furiously with only the one bite.
Quick OP, save teh thread! I think i'm screwed. -Made 2nd facebook account -Uploaded pics of some random male model off google -log into tinder -Request SMS verification -put # in -"Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again" -nothing working -get back on my original facebook -error -error oh shit. This is why we can't have nice things
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:26:52 PM EDT
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I think i'm screwed. -Made 2nd facebook account -Uploaded pics of some random male model off google -log into tinder -Request SMS verification -put # in -"Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again" -nothing working -get back on my original facebook -error -error oh shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is running out of steam.
I've been swiping right furiously with only the one bite.
Quick OP, save teh thread! I think i'm screwed. -Made 2nd facebook account -Uploaded pics of some random male model off google -log into tinder -Request SMS verification -put # in -"Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again" -nothing working -get back on my original facebook -error -error oh shit. LMAO, I was pondering the same thing earlier. Wondering how much looks played a factor, using a picture of an underwear model and seeing how that effects things. Would be an interesting social experiment. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:28:38 PM EDT
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LMAO, I was pondering the same thing earlier. Wondering how much looks played a factor, using a picture of an underwear model and seeing how that effects things. Would be an interesting social experiment. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is running out of steam.
I've been swiping right furiously with only the one bite.
Quick OP, save teh thread! I think i'm screwed. -Made 2nd facebook account -Uploaded pics of some random male model off google -log into tinder -Request SMS verification -put # in -"Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again" -nothing working -get back on my original facebook -error -error oh shit. LMAO, I was pondering the same thing earlier. Wondering how much looks played a factor, using a picture of an underwear model and seeing how that effects things. Would be an interesting social experiment. Tinder is pretty much all looks. You'd be rolling in replies. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:30:41 PM EDT
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Tinder is pretty much all looks. You'd be rolling in replies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LMAO, I was pondering the same thing earlier. Wondering how much looks played a factor, using a picture of an underwear model and seeing how that effects things. Would be an interesting social experiment. Tinder is pretty much all looks. You'd be rolling in replies. You could try different things, how would a picture of a model in his underwear compare to a model in a suit and tie etc. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:38:31 PM EDT
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if she says anything about FO time or 9m vs .45 or lovin daggs, you should probably marry her.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:46:30 PM EDT
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Turns out, she OCs and is kinky. http://i.imgur.com/uuS95GJ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/X9qEA86.jpg Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile was going to try to read the whole thread before posting but I couldn't make it. I haven't laughed this hard in forever. EPIC!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:02:19 AM EDT
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Got it working again.
Can't figure out how to make a 2nd facebook account work tho. I'd upload some male model pics but it would surprise the girls I've matched and all my FB friends would think I'm a faggot. One of you should make a facebook, upload male model pics and go for it. Somebody did it on the misc. You can pretty much say the most offensive crap to them and they won't give a shit. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161002381 |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:25:10 AM EDT
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Got it working again. Can't figure out how to make a 2nd facebook account work tho. I'd upload some male model pics but it would surprise the girls I've matched and all my FB friends would think I'm a faggot. One of you should make a facebook, upload male model pics and go for it. Somebody did it on the misc. You can pretty much say the most offensive crap to them and they won't give a shit. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161002381 You know you can upload a photo and not have anyone on FB see it? Just go to setting and choose "Only me" That link is hilarious and depressing at the same time. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:28:12 AM EDT
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You know you can upload a photo and not have anyone on FB see it? Just go to setting and choose "Only me" That link is hilarious and depressing at the same time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Got it working again. Can't figure out how to make a 2nd facebook account work tho. I'd upload some male model pics but it would surprise the girls I've matched and all my FB friends would think I'm a faggot. One of you should make a facebook, upload male model pics and go for it. Somebody did it on the misc. You can pretty much say the most offensive crap to them and they won't give a shit. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161002381 You know you can upload a photo and not have anyone on FB see it? Just go to setting and choose "Only me" That link is hilarious and depressing at the same time. Might try This made me cry.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:35:19 AM EDT
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So it tricked me into logging in via Facebook and turning on my location function only to tell me there's nothing around. No kidding. Just like eharmony... "What do you like most to see in a woman?" The correct answer is me.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:38:27 AM EDT
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Yup, online dating is significantly better if your 6ft+, athletic, make decent money, and preferably white!
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:42:04 AM EDT
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Might try This made me cry.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6772321&stc=1&d=1396001765 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You know you can upload a photo and not have anyone on FB see it? Just go to setting and choose "Only me" That link is hilarious and depressing at the same time. Might try This made me cry.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6772321&stc=1&d=1396001765 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:45:25 AM EDT
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I lol'd
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:55:11 AM EDT
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You know you can upload a photo and not have anyone on FB see it? Just go to setting and choose "Only me" That link is hilarious and depressing at the same time. Might try This made me cry.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6772321&stc=1&d=1396001765 http://i.imgur.com/1hKvaPo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WLD1wrL.jpg http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130814131347/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/6/63/Fuck-this-shit-table-flip.jpg 
I've gotten 2 numbers out of all of this. 1 was from Megan, the other was from Susannah. Not to keen on Megan... Finally ball'd up and called Susannah and it went to VM. A few hours later she deleted me wtf. The conversations are fun, actually getting numbers. ehhh |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:03:05 AM EDT
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http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/robryansad.gif?w=440&h=248 I've gotten 2 numbers out of all of this. 1 was from Megan, the other was from Susannah. Not to keen on Megan... Finally ball'd up and called Susannah and it went to VM. A few hours later she deleted me wtf. The conversations are fun, actually getting numbers. ehhh Quote HistoryQuoted:
http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/robryansad.gif?w=440&h=248 I've gotten 2 numbers out of all of this. 1 was from Megan, the other was from Susannah. Not to keen on Megan... Finally ball'd up and called Susannah and it went to VM. A few hours later she deleted me wtf. The conversations are fun, actually getting numbers. ehhh |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:13:16 AM EDT
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Yup, online dating is significantly better if your 6ft+, athletic, make decent money, and preferably white! 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:22:08 AM EDT
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This thread made my night
How do I sign up? Can I use my fake FB account and a burner number, or will I actually need my real accounts? I'll be 21 in a few weeks btw, so I'm right there with you OP.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:33:38 AM EDT
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This thread made my night
How do I sign up? Can I use my fake FB account and a burner number, or will I actually need my real accounts? I'll be 21 in a few weeks btw, so I'm right there with you OP. The misc official tinder thread says you can create a fake facebook account. I was unsuccessful at it, although that might be because I already had an acct and I used the same phone # to try and validate the new one. Couldn't hurt to try. GL breh! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:38:08 AM EDT
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The misc official tinder thread says you can create a fake facebook account. I was unsuccessful at it, although that might be because I already had an acct and I used the same phone # to try and validate the new one. Couldn't hurt to try. GL breh! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do I sign up? Can I use my fake FB account and a burner number, or will I actually need my real accounts? I'll be 21 in a few weeks btw, so I'm right there with you OP. The misc official tinder thread says you can create a fake facebook account. I was unsuccessful at it, although that might be because I already had an acct and I used the same phone # to try and validate the new one. Couldn't hurt to try. GL breh! I've had a couple fake accounts for a few years so I'll give it a shot in the morning. And multiple Textnow numbers too
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:56:52 AM EDT
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May give this a go for when I'm bored/idle waiting around… Though I think I'll have to take a new pic in the morning. Don't think the insomniac version of me will be the greatest trolling lure >
Don't know if I'll be able to live up to the performance of the OP though… it's been hilarious. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:24:39 AM EDT
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I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd.
My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me.  |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:32:17 AM EDT
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I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd. My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/codyXdeath/redd01.jpg Cool fucking pic idea… didn't even think to use an Army pic. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:32:51 AM EDT
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I'm not any good at this I guess, been swiping right all day and only one bite
Edit: oh damn, now there is no one new around me
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:37:02 AM EDT
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I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd. My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/codyXdeath/redd01.jpg Sweet Jesus dude, lookin alfalfa as fuk  (nohomo)
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:47:34 AM EDT
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May give this a go for when I'm bored/idle waiting around… Though I think I'll have to take a new pic in the morning. Don't think the insomniac version of me will be the greatest trolling lure > http://i1342.photobucket.com/albums/o776/Resist03/Untitled_zps67c1e54e.png Don't know if I'll be able to live up to the performance of the OP though… it's been hilarious. This shit has given me horrible insomnia. Definitely picking up some melatonin tomorrow and gonna blow $20 @ walmart, what should I buy?
Gonna upload this insomnia photo, I'm sure I'll get heaps of likes from it. Not srs |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:51:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sweet Jesus dude, lookin alfalfa as fuk (nohomo)Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd. My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/codyXdeath/redd01.jpg Sweet Jesus dude, lookin alfalfa as fuk (nohomo)Lol as long as you can see it, big boy, that's all that matters to me.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:06:30 AM EDT
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Lol as long as you can see it, big boy, that's all that matters to me.
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I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd. My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/codyXdeath/redd01.jpg Sweet Jesus dude, lookin alfalfa as fuk (nohomo)
Lol as long as you can see it, big boy, that's all that matters to me.
The rabbit line lol. Did she have rabbits all over her too? |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:16:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The rabbit line lol. Did she have rabbits all over her too? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd. My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/codyXdeath/redd01.jpg Sweet Jesus dude, lookin alfalfa as fuk (nohomo)Lol as long as you can see it, big boy, that's all that matters to me. The rabbit line lol. Did she have rabbits all over her too? Nah. She asked what I was looking for on tinder. Your post popped in my head and I told her I was looking for potential rabbit farm business partners. She responded that she was looking for potential bunny farm business partners (which is obviously way different than rabbit farming).
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:41:13 AM EDT
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This is the best thing on the internet. When this thread dies I will probably stop using the web as it will never top this experience. Everything else will be a dissapointment.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:07:56 AM EDT
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Note to self, raise the age range. I can't in good conscience even troll a 19 year old who looks 16
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Posted: 9/1/2014 5:54:40 AM EDT
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But but.... I thought we were going to get to see the stocking pictures. Dammit all to hell! I read 23 pages waiting for stocking pics. I am disappoint.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 7:13:11 AM EDT
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I'll work on this and upload to the thread. I'm not too quick on my feet, so they may be a little rough haha. I've had tinder for awhile, and have over 1,500 matches. I've used it to hook up with a decent number of chicks, and have probably gotten a couple hundred numbers off it-although a lot I just ignore cause they don't meet my standards and I'm just doing it for the lulz.
I even got my buddy laid one night on his. His banter was terrible, I took over and within a couple hours he was at her house banging it out. I imagine she realized it wasn't the same person with how awkward he surely was, but hey he was headed overseas and had just broken up with some dumb bitch. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 7:16:09 AM EDT
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I'll work on this and upload to the thread. I'm not too quick on my feet, so they may be a little rough haha. I've had tinder for awhile, and have over 1,500 matches. I've used it to hook up with a decent number of chicks, and have probably gotten a couple hundred numbers off it-although a lot I just ignore cause they don't meet my standards and I'm just doing it for the lulz. I even got my buddy laid one night on his. His banter was terrible, I took over and within a couple hours he was at her house banging it out. I imagine she realized it wasn't the same person with how awkward he surely was, but hey he was headed overseas and had just broken up with some dumb bitch. Your'e a good friend 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 8:37:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll work on this and upload to the thread. I'm not too quick on my feet, so they may be a little rough haha. I've had tinder for awhile, and have over 1,500 matches. I've used it to hook up with a decent number of chicks, and have probably gotten a couple hundred numbers off it-although a lot I just ignore cause they don't meet my standards and I'm just doing it for the lulz. I even got my buddy laid one night on his. His banter was terrible, I took over and within a couple hours he was at her house banging it out. I imagine she realized it wasn't the same person with how awkward he surely was, but hey he was headed overseas and had just broken up with some dumb bitch.  |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:26:04 AM EDT
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Worked through everyone in a 20 mile radius, now for the waiting game. Have 1 matched thus far.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 10:18:53 AM EDT
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Amazing thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!good job fellas...this is what FB used to be before all the fuck shit. Itty bitties are so stupid and only looking for some attention, soooo easy.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:16:44 AM EDT
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If any of you have a 17 y/o daughter (posing as an 18 y/o) from Rome, Ga, who is seen holding and m240 and likes to shoot machine guns, I've got some bad news.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:24:38 AM EDT
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If any of you have a 17 y/o daughter (posing as an 18 y/o) from Rome, Ga, who is seen holding and m240 and likes to shoot machine guns, I've got some bad news. Go on... |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:26:05 AM EDT
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Nah. She asked what I was looking for on tinder. Your post popped in my head and I told her I was looking for potential rabbit farm business partners. She responded that she was looking for potential bunny farm business partners (which is obviously way different than rabbit farming). Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I ain't nothin to look at, but this tinder shit is awesome. I've had it for a day, and already gotten a few numbers and set up a couple dates. Got one about 5 minutes ago after I stole the OPs game and threw out some shit about a rabbit farm. Girl is my age (30), maybe a 7 in the face, but a nice looking body. I'd post a pic, but it's nsfgd. My main tinder photo is just a cool-guy photo from a tower in Afghanistan. The rest are just whatever. Like I said, I ain't nothing special to look at, and I'm older than the OP, but even the early 20s girls are matching me, and the thread title shit works. The 20 bucks at Walmart one seems to produce the best results for me. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/codyXdeath/redd01.jpg Sweet Jesus dude, lookin alfalfa as fuk (nohomo)
Lol as long as you can see it, big boy, that's all that matters to me.
The rabbit line lol. Did she have rabbits all over her too? Nah. She asked what I was looking for on tinder. Your post popped in my head and I told her I was looking for potential rabbit farm business partners. She responded that she was looking for potential bunny farm business partners (which is obviously way different than rabbit farming). Das it. This was my inspiration 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:28:55 AM EDT
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If any of you have a 17 y/o daughter (posing as an 18 y/o) from Rome, Ga, who is seen holding and m240 and likes to shoot machine guns, I've got some bad news. Go on... 87% probability that she was raised by an arfcommer. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:29:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:55:52 PM EDT
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Maybe ask them if a 3/4" pvc water line is big enough for your service
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:16:37 PM EDT
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OP did a much better job than me... Are you offering classes? I'd like to learn your ways. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 1:58:58 PM EDT
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This is some funny shit. I just made an account, we'll see how it goes.
OP, not sure if it was mentioned, I was mostly reading the screen shots. Have you actually ended up meeting any of these girls? |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:59:00 PM EDT
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I figured I'd join in on the fun and give it a try.
So I had a good one going but I learned an important lesson. TAKE SCREEN SHOTS AS YOU GO because the whole conversation goes away when they block you. So no pics of this one but it went something like this. Did the Walmart question, got back Nerf guns, winner buys lunch. I suggest strip Nerf guns and I'll make lunch. I asked what firearm for under $1,000, she said Sig. I did 9mm vs. .45, got 9mm. So far so good. She asked where I live. I said I'm between jobs so I live in my mom's basement but I hardly see mom, except when she brings me food... mostly sandwiches and fruit plates. She asked what I did for work. I said I was chasing my dream as an ass model but I only got that one job in a Sears ad. Then said I hope I find work soon because mom keeps threatening to kick me out and I didn't want to go back to dancing. I felt like an object as the women are very grabby. She agreed with me about women and wished me luck. She went back to the location question, saying that isn't what she meant and repeated the question. (I realized that my spoofed GPS had somehow been reset so I fixed it.) I named a landmark near my spoofed GPS location and said she can come over now as mom isn't home. I said we'd have chili for lunch. Beans or no beans? She said beans as they were good for you. I agreed and said they were the musical fruit. I asked her if she ever farted during sex, at which time the party was over and I got blocked. Next time I'm going to take screen shots as I go. Lesson learned. ETA: Fixed typo. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:28:53 PM EDT
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So how many people have encountered girls lying about their age? FFS don't say your 23 on your profile then proceed to tell me you are still in High School
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:33:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So how many people have encountered girls lying about their age? FFS don't say your 23 on your profile then proceed to tell me you are still in High School They are all lying about their age... though the ones in my age group make themselves younger.
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