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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:23:28 PM EDT
I have been having thoughts of calling a Catholic priest for help. Doors are slamming, lights flicker, my other kids hide in fear, I think I even heard Latin or some weird language. She can unleash profanity that would make a sailor hang his head in shame. I am truly scared.
Then I remember it is that time of the month. Fucking teenage girls and their hormones. 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:24:47 PM EDT
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Okay, I was a-feared for a moment.
Maybe she needs to see a woman dr? Some kind of imbalance? Don't recall my daughter reacting that badly when she got that age. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:26:53 PM EDT
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Did her head spin around?
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:27:09 PM EDT
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You need holy water! Want to make your own? Just take regular water and then boil the hell out of it. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:27:11 PM EDT
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:27:13 PM EDT
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Im in for it double bud!!!
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:27:36 PM EDT
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Okay, I was afeared for a moment. It's not everyday when you see a potential arfcomism created. 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:28:32 PM EDT
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Okay, I was a-feared for a moment. Maybe she needs to see a woman dr? Some kind of imbalance? Don't recall my daughter reacting that badly when she got that age. He needs a young OB/Gyn, and an old OB/Gyn. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:30:49 PM EDT
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He needs a young OB/Gyn, and an old OB/Gyn. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Okay, I was a-feared for a moment. Maybe she needs to see a woman dr? Some kind of imbalance? Don't recall my daughter reacting that badly when she got that age. He needs a young OB/Gyn, and an old OB/Gyn. 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:32:33 PM EDT
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Go tell her you made a thread about it in GD, and see how she responds.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:34:00 PM EDT
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If by "teenage" you mean 18 or 19... |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:34:22 PM EDT
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Hide all your crucifixes.
be advised |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:34:33 PM EDT
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Go tell her you made a thread about it in GD, and see how she responds. Are you crazy? |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:34:44 PM EDT
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If by "teenage" you mean 18 or 19... 13 |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:35:20 PM EDT
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Did her head spin around? 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:35:49 PM EDT
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Having lived thru the oldest daughter, I'm more .....understanding with the current one(17), however start swearing inmy house and it's gonna be on.
Teenage girls were a much better idea when I was a teenage boy
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:36:00 PM EDT
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If by "teenage" you mean 18 or 19... 13
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:36:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 13 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If by "teenage" you mean 18 or 19... 13 |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:37:35 PM EDT
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You need to consult a Ouija board to make certain.
Wait a minute....is she a ginger like the little man in your avatar? Can't help, your fucked. May God have mercy on you. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:38:33 PM EDT
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! Oh does it? Does it compel me? 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:38:36 PM EDT
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As long as she doesn't start doing drugs and dating 80s musicians, you should be alright.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:39:17 PM EDT
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That's a pretty bad year. FWIW? Next year will be even worse...lol...sorry. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If by "teenage" you mean 18 or 19... 13 Lol, good point , it's not like they turn 14 and voila , sanity returns
I've told both of my kids , they're gonna be idiots until they turn 24 or so
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:40:16 PM EDT
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You need holy water! Want to make your own? Just take regular water and then boil the hell out of it. what you did there I seen it 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:40:18 PM EDT
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She has a leather deficiency.
Apply some leather to her ass with your belt and symptoms should start to show improvement in a few weeks. Or just continue to be a beta male and let your kids dictate the mood in your home and she can continue to run the roost. And yes I have kids. Kids who are well behaved and obey their parents. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:40:18 PM EDT
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Ha, mine is 15 years old. Just wait OP, it only gets worse.
I have my work calendar marked so I know it gets close. I have determined escape routes from various parts of the house. Her own mother says she gets "bitchy" when her red friend visits so you know it's bad. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:41:40 PM EDT
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my daughter slammed the door in a huff once.
I told her that the next time she did it I would remove her door and empty her room, leaving a bare mattress on the floor and a pillow and blanket. she would get things back piece by piece as I saw fit. been pretty quiet around here for a couple of years. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:42:08 PM EDT
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She has a leather deficiency. Apply some leather to her ass with your belt and symptoms should start to show improvement in a few weeks. Or just continue to be a beta male and let your kids dictate the mood in your home and she can continue to run the roost. And yes I have kids. Kids who are well behaved and obey their parents. Do you ave any teen daughters? Mine is well behaved but I pick my battles wisely cause she isn't my first kid. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:43:33 PM EDT
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God will have a special place for you one day. Hang on OP they all leave sooner or later. !
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:44:10 PM EDT
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Do you ave any teen daughters? Mine is well behaved but I pick my battles wisely cause she isn't my first kid. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She has a leather deficiency. Apply some leather to her ass with your belt and symptoms should start to show improvement in a few weeks. Or just continue to be a beta male and let your kids dictate the mood in your home and she can continue to run the roost. And yes I have kids. Kids who are well behaved and obey their parents. Do you ave any teen daughters? Mine is well behaved but I pick my battles wisely cause she isn't my first kid. Yes I do have a teen daughter, and it will be a cold day in hell before she slams doors and using profanity in MY house. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:44:18 PM EDT
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They are all like that. It's like when Spock goes into heat. My daughter was an Angel until one day in her late teens when she woke up as the Tasmanian Devil Woman. It was a wild ride.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:46:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Go tell her you made a thread about it in GD, and see how she responds. my first thought as well. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:46:52 PM EDT
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Im in for it double bud!!! triple here if you count the wife...
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:48:07 PM EDT
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Chocolate is your friend. Just throw it at her and run.
When I had my three nieces living with they synced up with my wife to create a time of the month only known as "the storm". |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:48:15 PM EDT
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I have. 2 daughters, 3 female dogs, a female car and of course my wife in my household..... I have multistage region I cover and there is no accident on the timing of some of my overnight trip to the far corners of my trade area.
 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:48:26 PM EDT
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this will save you
 buy a couple to keep in the fridge and just throw one in her room like a grenade and run |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:49:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes I do have a teen daughter, and it will be a cold day in hell before she slams doors and using profanity in MY house. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: She has a leather deficiency. Apply some leather to her ass with your belt and symptoms should start to show improvement in a few weeks. Or just continue to be a beta male and let your kids dictate the mood in your home and she can continue to run the roost. And yes I have kids. Kids who are well behaved and obey their parents. Do you ave any teen daughters? Mine is well behaved but I pick my battles wisely cause she isn't my first kid. Yes I do have a teen daughter, and it will be a cold day in hell before she slams doors and using profanity in MY house. I don't tolerate bitchy behavior from grown woman having their period I won't tolerate it from my daughter when she starts. Slam the door and swear and see what happens.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:52:14 PM EDT
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Many females use this as an excuse to justify poor behavior. We use to take doors of the hinges for two weeks when they were slammed. Young females can be difficult at those ages.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:54:49 PM EDT
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my daughter slammed the door in a huff once. I told her that the next time she did it I would remove her door and empty her room, leaving a bare mattress on the floor and a pillow and blanket. she would get things back piece by piece as I saw fit. been pretty quiet around here for a couple of years. Genius
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:55:53 PM EDT
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Many females use this as an excuse to justify poor behavior. We use to take doors of the hinges for two weeks when they were slammed. Young females can be difficult at those ages. Ain't that the truth! |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:59:18 PM EDT
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Did her head spin around? Has she told you that "your mother sows socks that smell"?
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Posted: 8/27/2014 5:59:25 PM EDT
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You can call a priest. They will send you to the diocese exorcist. If it checks out they may, but most times they require a psych evaluation concurrently. If that is what you think.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:01:26 PM EDT
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Lemme guess...you've been to the local "pharmacy" haven't you?
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:14:36 PM EDT
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You can call a priest. They will send you to the diocese exorcist. If it checks out they may, but most times they require a psych evaluation concurrently. If that is what you think. 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:22:25 PM EDT
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I don't tolerate bitchy behavior from grown woman having their period I won't tolerate it from my daughter when she starts. Slam the door and swear and see what happens. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She has a leather deficiency. Apply some leather to her ass with your belt and symptoms should start to show improvement in a few weeks. Or just continue to be a beta male and let your kids dictate the mood in your home and she can continue to run the roost. And yes I have kids. Kids who are well behaved and obey their parents. Do you ave any teen daughters? Mine is well behaved but I pick my battles wisely cause she isn't my first kid. Yes I do have a teen daughter, and it will be a cold day in hell before she slams doors and using profanity in MY house. I don't tolerate bitchy behavior from grown woman having their period I won't tolerate it from my daughter when she starts. Slam the door and swear and see what happens.
Remember that when she's picking your nursing home!
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:23:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Remember that when she's picking your nursing home! She wont need to pick my home. I will do that for myself before I get to that age. And pay for it too.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:35:57 PM EDT
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Fuck the emotions, watch out for bears.
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:39:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you crazy? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Go tell her you made a thread about it in GD, and see how she responds. Are you crazy? Of course he's crazy-----he's a mod in GD for Christs sake. |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:42:44 PM EDT
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You need holy water! Want to make your own? Just take regular water and then boil the hell out of it. <rimshot> |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:46:21 PM EDT
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Yes I do have a teen daughter, and it will be a cold day in hell before she slams doors and using profanity in MY house. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She has a leather deficiency. Apply some leather to her ass with your belt and symptoms should start to show improvement in a few weeks. Or just continue to be a beta male and let your kids dictate the mood in your home and she can continue to run the roost. And yes I have kids. Kids who are well behaved and obey their parents. Do you ave any teen daughters? Mine is well behaved but I pick my battles wisely cause she isn't my first kid. Yes I do have a teen daughter, and it will be a cold day in hell before she slams doors and using profanity in MY house. Fucking good for you! |
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:50:02 PM EDT
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She wont need to pick my home. I will do that for myself before I get to that age. And pay for it too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Remember that when she's picking your nursing home!
She wont need to pick my home. I will do that for myself before I get to that age. And pay for it too. Someone's humor meter needs re-calibration. 
No more coffee for you, lighten up, Francis, etc. 
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Posted: 8/27/2014 6:52:03 PM EDT
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Mom needs to teach her now how to behave. Not an excuse. She's going to have to hold down a job one day.
But, I have dealt with that issue with young ladies. It is difficult and they feel really bad so I always spoiled them but they had to continue their duties and be civil. |
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