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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:29:50 PM EDT
[#1]
what does she smell like?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:30:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Get drunk and buy her a hotdog. You might get lucky.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:31:32 PM EDT
[#3]
In before OP starts thread "I got drunk and banged a fat chick"
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:31:33 PM EDT
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what does she smell like? Hotdogs? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:34:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Is her tramp stamp showing?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:34:57 PM EDT
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what does she smell like? Thankfully there's no strong odor oozing from her, but I'm not trying to get a whiff either. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:36:59 PM EDT
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Hopefully the chick sees the ops post and knocks him out then posts the video in GD.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:37:06 PM EDT
[#8]
Oh hell why not..... pic?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:37:35 PM EDT
[#9]
Pics???
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:37:44 PM EDT
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Is her tramp stamp showing? None that I can Seder. Thankfully she's wearing appropriate clothing: ful size jeans and a large (xxx?) sweater. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:37:57 PM EDT
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Fat folks need love too.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:38:05 PM EDT
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Is she doing tha fat girl dance. Where they stand in one place and just kinda pivit at their center of gravity with there elbows out.
I call it the washing machine (because it looks like a washer on agitate mode), and have observed it being done by quite a few fat girls at concerts, infact I was stuck behind two doing this the other night at NIN. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:38:13 PM EDT
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Pic or it never happened
* Turn your flash off |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:38:17 PM EDT
[#14]
you gonna hit that later???
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:38:32 PM EDT
[#15]
Why on Earth would you go to a brad paisley concert?
ERic |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:38:59 PM EDT
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Pics??? This. One mans trash is another mans treasure 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:39:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Is her mullet bigger than yours?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:40:08 PM EDT
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Pics??? 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:40:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Do you even lift?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:40:22 PM EDT
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Why on Earth would you go to a brad paisley concert? ERic THIS.....that shit aint country music! |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:40:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Big girls are very oral. ...just sayin'.... |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:40:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pic or it never happened * Turn your flash off |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:41:19 PM EDT
[#23]
How gay do you have to be to get into VIP at a Brad Paisley concert?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:41:52 PM EDT
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what does she smell like? Came here to ask this. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:42:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Double Ds or double Fs?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:42:55 PM EDT
[#26]
fat bumps are part of the courtship ritual. You will probably wake up tommorow sticky, confused, and feeling cheap.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:43:27 PM EDT
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Is she doing tha fat girl dance. Where they stand in one place and just kinda pivit at their center of gravity with there elbows out. I call it the washing machine (because it looks like a washer on agitate mode), and have observed it being done by quite a few fat girls at concerts, infact I was stuck behind two doing this the other night at NIN. Rost. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:44:22 PM EDT
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OP's next post:
"Damn! I got married!" What OP is "REALLY" doing  |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:44:29 PM EDT
[#29]
Your next wife, OP!!!
ETA: beaten by 7 seconds!!! |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:45:40 PM EDT
[#30]
How fat are we talking?
Fat or so fat you could easily mistake the crease between two rolls of fat for her honey hole because the sweat would act as a lubricant. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:46:16 PM EDT
[#31]
I'd rather be a fat girl than a man that goes to Brad Paisley concerts. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:46:19 PM EDT
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and sound
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Pic or it never happened * Turn your flash off
Ha ha ha this almost got me in trouble once, but in the end worked out pretty good. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:47:30 PM EDT
[#33]
your place or hers later?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:47:33 PM EDT
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Why would you go to a Brad Paislety concert ?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:47:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: My first try at this. I got VIP tickets as a gift and there's a huge fatty right next to me. She keeps bumping into me with her fat.  |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:48:18 PM EDT
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I'd rather be a fat girl than a man that goes to Brad Paisley concerts. Truth *Unless you're chasing tail |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:49:01 PM EDT
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Is she doing tha fat girl dance. Where they stand in one place and just kinda pivit at their center of gravity with there elbows out. I call it the washing machine (because it looks like a washer on agitate mode), and have observed it being done by quite a few fat girls at concerts, infact I was stuck behind two doing this the other night at NIN. I would say yes. Only some of the time though. She must have picked up on me not being amused by being bumped by her, so she slowed down a bit. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:51:07 PM EDT
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Hopefully the chick sees the ops post and knocks him out then posts the video in GD. This. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:52:22 PM EDT
[#39]
Wait a minute- you obviously have a Iphone or similar- PICS!!!
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:53:31 PM EDT
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Hopefully the chick sees the ops post and knocks him out then posts the video in GD. Hands up dont eat. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:54:36 PM EDT
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Why on Earth would you go to a brad paisley concert? ERic |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:55:22 PM EDT
[#42]
why did you go to a Brad Paisley concert??
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:56:44 PM EDT
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Double Ds or double Fs? Looks like somewhere between an A and a B. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:57:30 PM EDT
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I bet she will swallow...
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:57:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd rather be a fat girl than a man that goes to Brad Paisley concerts.  |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:58:15 PM EDT
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Throw her up on your shoulders and party like it's 1999
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:58:19 PM EDT
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In for pics of her blow hole.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:59:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In before OP starts thread "I got drunk and banged a fat chick" |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:59:06 PM EDT
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Big girls are very oral. ...just sayin'.... That hungery thing an all that. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 5:59:14 PM EDT
[#50]
that sucks.
fat girls intimidate me. i've never been with one as it were. but i have seen pictures and other stuff online that involved fat chicks. i don't think my dick is long enough to get all the way in there. 
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