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Posted: 8/21/2014 5:56:22 PM EDT
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Global Warming
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Posted: 8/21/2014 5:56:29 PM EDT
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They call them Brolvos. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor Swede1986.  I bet he has a huge bro truck though. 
Do they even bro truck in sweden? They call them Brolvos. 
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:09:38 PM EDT
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Maybe the Swedes ought to cross-breed with the Irish for a bit. Granted, the penis would still be tiny, but they'd be straight so they'd at least look bigger. Or they'd wind up looking like a shepards crook sticking out of a strawberry patch. |
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:17:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh shit, I have the Hypospadias (slight curve to the right). So you are left handed. Time to work on your ambidextrous drills. |
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:19:28 PM EDT
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It's mutating to find the g spot.
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:20:47 PM EDT
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Swedish men have penises?
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:20:48 PM EDT
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Or they'd wind up looking like a shepards crook sticking out of a strawberry patch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Maybe the Swedes ought to cross-breed with the Irish for a bit. Granted, the penis would still be tiny, but they'd be straight so they'd at least look bigger. Or they'd wind up looking like a shepards crook sticking out of a strawberry patch.
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:22:31 PM EDT
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Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet?
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:24:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They call them Brolvos. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Poor Swede1986. I bet he has a huge bro truck though. Do they even bro truck in sweden? They call them Brolvos. You have to admit, they do look sweet.  |
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:25:50 PM EDT
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Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" |
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:37:58 PM EDT
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He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!"  
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:46:15 PM EDT
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Sweden [eyes roll]...
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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:47:34 PM EDT
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Are you suggesting a demographic that is rather fond of marrying first cousins? Indeed, that demographic does have a higher incidence of birth defects of all types. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is there a certain, *ahem* demographic where most of these problems are being seen? Are you suggesting a demographic that is rather fond of marrying first cousins? Indeed, that demographic does have a higher incidence of birth defects of all types.  Who would have guessed that.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 3:33:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" What? Did he go blind?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 3:44:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They call them Brolvos. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do they even bro truck in sweden?  . |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 6:45:34 AM EDT
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Still no Swede1986? Article must be true...
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:36:12 AM EDT
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What? Did he go blind? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" What? Did he go blind? Just near sighted. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:38:22 AM EDT
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Still no Swede1986? Article must be true... He's busy concocting some scheme of bullshit to explain all of this, that involves Sweden "bordering" Russia. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:40:06 AM EDT
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The two parts in blue........together.........huh??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A condition which causes baby boys to be born with deformed penises is becoming more common in Sweden, for reasons unknown to scientists. Researchers in Sweden assessed data collected on Hypospadias between 1973 and 2009. They found that before 1990, only 4.5 boys out of every thousand had the condition known as hypospadias. But after 1990, the figure had risen to 8 per 1000 boys. .....Hypospadias can cause a combination of three separate problems: the meatus, the hole through which urine passes, is not being at the tip of the penis; the foreskin becoming gathered at the back of the penis with none at the front; and the penis being bent when stiff, according to the NHS. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/swedish-doctors-cannot-explain-rise-in-hypospadias-penis-birth-defect-9684241.html ----------------------------------------------------- Bent nail syndrome can also happen after birth. You should switch hands often. The two parts in blue........together.........huh??? I'm going to take a wild guess and say you don't have any kids or haven't taken care of any baby boys. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:43:26 AM EDT
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Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? Got hooked on a door knob and can't get out of the bathroom. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:44:59 AM EDT
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LOL
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:47:10 AM EDT
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whats in the water over there causing an increase in progesterone?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:50:53 AM EDT
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I'll bet waterproof shoes will be all the rage over there in a few years.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:53:09 AM EDT
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whats in the water over there causing an increase in progesterone? seafood? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:55:55 AM EDT
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We talking a dogleg here? Left or right?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:56:01 AM EDT
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Bushies fault
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Posted: 8/22/2014 7:57:33 AM EDT
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Lol
Well played OP 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:10:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol Well played OP |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:53:06 AM EDT
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Inshallah? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is there a certain, *ahem* demographic where most of these problems are being seen? Are you suggesting a demographic that is rather fond of marrying first cousins? Indeed, that demographic does have a higher incidence of birth defects of all types. Inshallah? The UK is having the same problem w/ Muslim immigrants. Here in the US, the FLDS has the same problem w/ Fumarase deficiency syndrome. They call it "Polygamist Down's". |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:56:55 AM EDT
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Do not google hypospadias 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:59:08 AM EDT
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What? Did he go blind? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" What? Did he go blind? He was blind the whole time. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:09:31 AM EDT
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Apparently they've been studying the problem since 1973, so some of those boys are grown enough to have had stiff penises a time or two by now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A condition which causes baby boys to be born with deformed penises is becoming more common in Sweden, for reasons unknown to scientists. Researchers in Sweden assessed data collected on Hypospadias between 1973 and 2009. They found that before 1990, only 4.5 boys out of every thousand had the condition known as hypospadias. But after 1990, the figure had risen to 8 per 1000 boys. .....Hypospadias can cause a combination of three separate problems: the meatus, the hole through which urine passes, is not being at the tip of the penis; the foreskin becoming gathered at the back of the penis with none at the front; and the penis being bent when stiff, according to the NHS. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/swedish-doctors-cannot-explain-rise-in-hypospadias-penis-birth-defect-9684241.html ----------------------------------------------------- Bent nail syndrome can also happen after birth. You should switch hands often. The two parts in blue........together.........huh??? Apparently they've been studying the problem since 1973, so some of those boys are grown enough to have had stiff penises a time or two by now. Even a fetus in the womb gets an erection. I don't suppose it's too difficult to imagine it being observed after birth either. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:13:34 AM EDT
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Inbreeding? Downrange of Chernobyl? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:24:48 AM EDT
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page 2 and STILL in before the swede (in a topic about his own country and their mis-shapen little willies)
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:25:38 AM EDT
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All their swedish women r belong to us.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:26:25 AM EDT
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Today I learned; The pee hole is called the 'meatus'. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Ahem, the technical term is piss hole.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:29:15 AM EDT
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Do they even bro truck in sweden? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor Swede1986. I bet he has a huge bro truck though.
Do they even bro truck in sweden? How do you "bro" out a Volvo wagon?? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:30:13 AM EDT
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Ahem, the technical term is piss hole. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today I learned; The pee hole is called the 'meatus'. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Ahem, the technical term is piss hole. Screwdriver storage pocket |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:33:23 AM EDT
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Swede still alive?Nice to have a first hand report....,.,...
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Posted: 8/22/2014 2:38:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He was blind the whole time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Question is, why hasn't Swede shown up Yet? He's busy with a magnifying glass, trying to move with the light, muttering "Is it crooked? Am I deformed? God dammit, almost had it *pushes aside EuroBush* where the fuck??? Am I crooked? I need light, dammit!" What? Did he go blind? He was blind the whole time. Ba da dump. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 2:46:45 PM EDT
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Stupid question. This is increasing, could there fe another cause? Immigration is increasing . Is this issue common elsewhere and turning up in Sweden?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 2:51:04 PM EDT
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Stupid question. This is increasing, could there fe another cause? Immigration is increasing . Is this issue common elsewhere and turning up in Sweden? Stupid, light on information article is stupid and lacking in facts. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 3:09:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stupid, light on information article is stupid and lacking in facts. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Stupid question. This is increasing, could there fe another cause? Immigration is increasing . Is this issue common elsewhere and turning up in Sweden? Stupid, light on information article is stupid and lacking in facts. You want everything spoon fed to you? Where is your curiosity, your desire to expand your breathe of knowledge? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 3:16:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/23/2014 6:06:16 AM EDT
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Normally Swede1986 would be here to debunk this by now. Perhaps there is some truth to it.
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Posted: 8/23/2014 6:10:48 AM EDT
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Oh shit, I have the Hypospadias (slight curve to the right). I hope you don't use the urinal to my left. |
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Posted: 8/23/2014 11:34:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Normally Swede1986 would be here to debunk this by now. Perhaps there is some truth to it. Yes, Swede1986 is conspicuously absent from this thread. Perhaps he got his dick stuck in a stall door? |
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Posted: 8/23/2014 11:50:19 AM EDT
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Welp.. My son was born with it. Very mild, but enough so that he basically has a natural circumcision, and his urethra is slightly towards the bottom of the head.
My wife and I both have Swedish blood. Her grandparents on her dads side were full blooded Swede immigrants. My great grandma was as well. Oh yeah, and in the interest of full disclosure, I do have a slight banana boner. So much for junior having a normal... Junior. |
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Posted: 8/23/2014 11:52:57 AM EDT
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Yes, Swede1986 is conspicuously absent from this thread. Perhaps he got his dick stuck in a stall door? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Normally Swede1986 would be here to debunk this by now. Perhaps there is some truth to it. Yes, Swede1986 is conspicuously absent from this thread. Perhaps he got his dick stuck in a stall door? You know he's sitting over there with his horned helmet and double bladed axe laughing at the invite. |
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