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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:24:57 PM EDT
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70% of men on this board are delusional or lying their asses off.   A mans got to know his limitations. I'll add that I'm lazy and have a propensity for drunkenness and procrastination. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:26:00 PM EDT
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Sigmund Scissorhands? Sometimes a scissors is just a scissors... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Dunning Krueger effect comes to mind when reading this. Kruger. Unless you want some guy with a bunch of knives for fingers doing psychoanalysis. Sigmund Scissorhands? Sometimes a scissors is just a scissors... All I know is that it dunning can't be that hard and I'm pretter sure I'd be a good krueger. I don't think you have to have a psych degree to do those jobs, it's really not that complicated. 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:28:23 PM EDT
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World-wide?
I own a house and am posting on a COMPUTER.... So... that puts me ahead of most of Africa and rural China. I still voted no though
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:29:42 PM EDT
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6'4" blonde hair, blue eyes, decent shape, large frame, advanced degrees. Maybe I would make the cut. Probably not. 6'7" here, same everything else. Get back in line son 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:30:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: See link. You need to get in line behind Naamah and myself, though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Genocide? How about we have an interview where I cull the idiots who think this is a good idea? See link. You need to get in line behind Naamah and myself, though. Is that an offer?
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:30:18 PM EDT
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Ten years ago sure. Today, only if I bust my ass and get in shape, maybe. Most likely I'd get the gas chamber.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:31:09 PM EDT
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I wouldn't make the cut.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:31:24 PM EDT
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Most girls have cooties. Still highly unworthy of my tight little behind.
Besides I have to be wooed, romanced, talked into it. You can't come up to me in Nazi Clothes and Fishnets with assault rifles and say "You! You are now part of Estrogenia's breeding stock!". I'm very, very high maintenance. And I'm a tease. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:33:09 PM EDT
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All I know is that it dunning can't be that hard and I'm pretter sure I'd be a good krueger. I don't think you have to have a psych degree to do those jobs, it's really not that complicated. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Dunning Krueger effect comes to mind when reading this. Kruger. Unless you want some guy with a bunch of knives for fingers doing psychoanalysis. Sigmund Scissorhands? Sometimes a scissors is just a scissors... All I know is that it dunning can't be that hard and I'm pretter sure I'd be a good krueger. I don't think you have to have a psych degree to do those jobs, it's really not that complicated. but don't you have an attack possum? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:33:11 PM EDT
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I'm doomed. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:35:19 PM EDT
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Not 100% super stud? Arfcom, I am disappoint.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:35:32 PM EDT
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90% women? No thanks. My wife watches Real Housewives...I want to kill myself just hearing that as background noise...
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:35:59 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I could beat out 9 other guys, especially if I get to pick which to compete with.
Besides, as a well fed, moderately fit, well-armed American, I'm way ahead of the worldwide percentages. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:38:21 PM EDT
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Super Stud M'lady!
:tips fedora: |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:38:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:39:57 PM EDT
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I'm afraid that I may only be in the top 11%
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:41:05 PM EDT
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Genocide? How about we have an interview where I cull the idiots who think this is a good idea? sign me up. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:42:39 PM EDT
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I'm a genetic failure kept alive because of better living through chemistry. So death by snu-snu?
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:42:44 PM EDT
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Tall, Dark, and Handsome...
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:42:59 PM EDT
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Most guys think they're a stud.
Most gals think they're a "catch". Most of them are wrong... yet the species manages to continue on... |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:43:55 PM EDT
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Ok the biblical method. Women say that they only need 10% of the men alive today. Men go to war - kill all males in other countries. End of the day - all the men left in the winning country account for the 10% allowed to live. Major demographic shift - but 10% achieved.
Or we just nuke Asia - 90% of world population gone, but hell we won. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:45:33 PM EDT
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Ok the biblical method. Women say that they only need 10% of the men alive today. Men go to war - kill all males in other countries. End of the day - all the men left in the winning country account for the 10% allowed to live. Major demographic shift - but 10% achieved. Or we just nuke Asia - 90% of world population gone, but hell we won. Hell yeah! I ain't even REMF, I'm Jody! |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:46:17 PM EDT
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Most guys think they're a stud. Most gals think they're a "catch". Most of them are wrong... yet the species manages to continue on... Most women want a good guy but continue to date assholes. Most men complain about cheating and how much a pain in the ass women are yet they continue to stick their dick in anything with a vagina. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:47:15 PM EDT
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It may look little, but damnit, it tastes like a big one.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:50:04 PM EDT
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#summitclub Unfortunately, I'm guessing in this scenario that #MidgetMafia is going to have to colonize the moon and create our own race of 5.5' superhumans.
What do you think, OP, what's the minimum height cut-off? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:50:52 PM EDT
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Adolph is that you?
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:52:52 PM EDT
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I have no idea if I make the cut. I look forward to personally killing every mother fucker who comes and tries to put out my lights.
Big Easy you tell me? 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:55:25 PM EDT
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-100 points, OP, for not having "I AM ALPHA!" as one of the answers.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 1:59:26 PM EDT
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Well, Max here definitely has the #1 spot secured.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:02:06 PM EDT
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Unfortunately, I'm guessing in this scenario that #MidgetMafia is going to have to colonize the moon and create our own race of 5.5' superhumans.
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#summitclub Unfortunately, I'm guessing in this scenario that #MidgetMafia is going to have to colonize the moon and create our own race of 5.5' superhumans.
What do you think, OP, what's the minimum height cut-off? I don't think height's important. Just well built hardiness. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:03:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI...I don't even know what to say. Effeminate gay guys call that dude a fag. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:05:04 PM EDT
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The only cutting I'm going to do is cutting my harem out of the herd of hot mute females under age 29.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:05:19 PM EDT
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The real question is who in their right mind would want to deal with all the women once 90% of the male population was killed off?
No fucking thanks... I'll kill myself. 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:05:43 PM EDT
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Adolph is that you? Nein. Nobody here but us squvirrels, ja? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:10:56 PM EDT
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I could try
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:11:19 PM EDT
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This is a HOTD recruitment tool. Don't be fooled gentlemen.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:13:44 PM EDT
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Before my vasectomy, top 10 percent for sure. They could always use me for a " fluffer" .
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:15:09 PM EDT
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I don't think height's important. Just well built hardiness. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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#summitclub Unfortunately, I'm guessing in this scenario that #MidgetMafia is going to have to colonize the moon and create our own race of 5.5' superhumans.
What do you think, OP, what's the minimum height cut-off? I don't think height's important. Just well built hardiness. Oh, well then I'm in for sure. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:15:15 PM EDT
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If I denied the ladies my essence the riots in Ferguson would look like a picnic compared to the amount hair pulling and eye gouging that would occur. Top 10% my pasty white ass, it'd take 50% of the women to quench the thirst of my loins.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:16:30 PM EDT
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If you are among the women advocating for this nonsense you had better make sure you are an 8 or better that makes a mean sandwich and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. In a world where women outnumber men 10 to 1, desperation is a thing of the past. Basically, if last call is your time to shine, you might as well stay home and catch up on Housewives. The three guys that were at the bar already left with those smoking hot Swedish chicks with big tits, tight asses, and "fuck me in any hole - any order" attitudes. ETA I'm not deluded enough to think I fall in the top 10%. I'm above average for sure, but I'm no NCAA athlete with a degree in biochemistry. I think most of the people here are going to have a rude awakening come IC Day. i had the same thought, I don't think the womenz advocating this have thought it through very well.... a 90% cull basically sets up a male heaven. I suspect I'd make the cut. I'm in the top 1% from a physical resources perspective (discounting injuries and age you said. If those are factored in, kill me now). mentally I've tested out within the top 10%, but if penis size is factored in, I'm screwed.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:17:16 PM EDT
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I'm in the top 20% based on IQ
I rarely see guys 20 pounds heavier than me lift the weights I do at the gym (not a sissy gym either) and that is on far more than just 1 or 2 lifts. Genetics in my family are great. Between both sets of grandparents and all the aunt's and uncles, there's only been 1 cancer, no diabetes, and a grandpa who lived to 97 with his wife 93. I would say that most individuals who are in the top 10% of one section are usually pretty deficient in others, so I would say I am lucky and blessed with the balance I have. Bring it on breeding experiment! |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:22:06 PM EDT
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I have no idea if I make the cut. I look forward to personally killing every mother fucker who comes and tries to put out my lights.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z280/azc1967/IMG_1566_zpsd6bd2651.jpg Big Easy you tell me? http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z280/azc1967/015-1.jpg In the second pic, the guy is looking at you like "bro, get your hands off m'lady..."
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:22:39 PM EDT
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I...I don't even know what to say. Effeminate gay guys call that dude a fag. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I...I don't even know what to say. Effeminate gay guys call that dude a fag. 
That dude is hilarious. But do you know how many kids I've rescued from the Anacostia?
There's this big party pavillion next to the boathouse, and there's always some big event or another going on every weekend. The parents send the kids to go rent a canoe or something to get them out of their hair. It's like 6 or 7 bucks to rent a canoe and paddle around. Anyhow, so it's a bunch of kids from DC that can't swim and have no experience on a boat, with no adult supervision, and they're always screwing around. They do wear the PFDs, though, so there's that. They flip their boats all the time. And then comes the ghetto attitudes as they all fight with each other as the canoe takes on water.
So I toss out my throw line, drag them to shore, and then go get the boat for them. lol |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:25:15 PM EDT
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I'll add that I'm lazy and have a propensity for drunkenness and procrastination. I was going to post on page 1, but I had a beer and forgot, I guess. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:25:49 PM EDT
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Lol. Third wave feminism.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:26:18 PM EDT
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In the second pic, the guy is looking at you like "bro, get your hands off m'lady..." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have no idea if I make the cut. I look forward to personally killing every mother fucker who comes and tries to put out my lights.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z280/azc1967/IMG_1566_zpsd6bd2651.jpg Big Easy you tell me? http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z280/azc1967/015-1.jpg In the second pic, the guy is looking at you like "bro, get your hands off m'lady..." I know it when I see it... That's the surprise butt sex look. AKA: The whale eye. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:27:21 PM EDT
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Oh, well then I'm in for sure. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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#summitclub Unfortunately, I'm guessing in this scenario that #MidgetMafia is going to have to colonize the moon and create our own race of 5.5' superhumans.
What do you think, OP, what's the minimum height cut-off? I don't think height's important. Just well built hardiness. Oh, well then I'm in for sure. And, I'm out
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:29:55 PM EDT
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Me, enjoying the view after a solo day climb of the Middle Teton (12,804), three days after my sixty fifth birthday <a href="http://s1234.photobucket.com/user/rgathercole/media/IMG_1368.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff419/rgathercole/IMG_1368.jpg</a> About a ten mile round trip, 6400 vertical feet ascent/descent. edit: four years of Latin, three years of Calculus. Master rating NRA High Power Long Range. I clicked on this thread for the laughs but you sir have my complete respect. You are where I want to be at that age. No offense.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:30:08 PM EDT
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But do you know how many kids I've rescued from the Anacostia?
There's this big party pavillion next to the boathouse, and there's always some big event or another going on every weekend. The parents send the kids to go rent a canoe or something to get them out of their hair. It's like 6 or 7 bucks to rent a canoe and paddle around. Anyhow, so it's a bunch of kids from DC that can't swim and have no experience on a boat, with no adult supervision, and they're always screwing around. They do wear the PFDs, though, so there's that. They flip their boats all the time. And then comes the ghetto attitudes as they all fight with each other as the canoe takes on water.
So I toss out my throw line, drag them to shore, and then go get the boat for them. lol Remind me to tell you sometime about the Grand Canal at Versailles. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 2:35:57 PM EDT
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im definitly not top 10%. and I cant even spell either
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