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Posted: 8/18/2014 6:51:04 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/18/2014 6:51:32 AM EDT

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Gonna pull the trigger on this one instead maybe

I'd rather spend a bit more for something new with a warranty instead of refurb with an $85 warranty. Amirite?

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:52:03 AM EDT

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Today is my Saturday. Off today and tomorrow. Grind starts again on Wednesday.

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:52:14 AM EDT

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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WITH THIS GODDAMN PRESCHOOL LOOKING PAGE THAT COMES UP WHEN I OPEN WORD AND EXCEL?

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:52:25 AM EDT

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I don't know. When I first saw how fucked up the system was here, I stopped caring.

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Well that kinda sucks. Do you not have a backup server? Thats what we have. If one goes down we always have a back up

I don't know. When I first saw how fucked up the system was here, I stopped caring.

Do you even talk to your support guys from your software? I know my guys by name. But we will be moving to Brainworks in a few months.

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:53:25 AM EDT

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It automatically detects and adjusts to the user's maturity/ability level. Isn't technology awesome!!!

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:53:47 AM EDT

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3 here.
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just a little..

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:55:18 AM EDT

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I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

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3 here.
JP gets around if you know what I'm saying.

I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

I'm at 9, maybe more, can't remember some stuff

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:55:26 AM EDT

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

Or maybe he's just in a rush to get to his next victim...

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:56:02 AM EDT

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I'm not going now

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I should get the chance to meet several more after CWE.

I'm not going now

me either

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:56:04 AM EDT

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Gonna pull the trigger on this one instead maybe

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That'll work.

I just hate IBM/Lenovo notebooks. That fucking red donkey dick in the middle of the keyboard sucks.

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:56:29 AM EDT

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FUCK YOU JP YOU BAILING ASS BASTARD!!!!!!

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I should get the chance to meet several more after CWE.

FUCK YOU JP YOU BAILING ASS BASTARD!!!!!!

remembered another, I'm at at least 10

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:57:06 AM EDT

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JP and I talked about this over steak

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I should get the chance to meet several more after CWE.

I'm not going now

DAMMIT!!!!

ANOTHER #FUCKINGBAILER!!!!

JP and I talked about this over steak

and sweet not old enough to buy alcohol ass

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:57:24 AM EDT

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Do you even talk to your support guys from your software? I know my guys by name. But we will be moving to Brainworks in a few months.

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Well that kinda sucks. Do you not have a backup server? Thats what we have. If one goes down we always have a back up

I don't know. When I first saw how fucked up the system was here, I stopped caring.

Do you even talk to your support guys from your software? I know my guys by name. But we will be moving to Brainworks in a few months.

For my estimating software, yes.

Everything else, no.

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:58:19 AM EDT

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It automatically detects and adjusts to the user's maturity/ability level. Isn't technology awesome!!!

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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WITH THIS GODDAMN PRESCHOOL LOOKING PAGE THAT COMES UP WHEN I OPEN WORD AND EXCEL?

It automatically detects and adjusts to the user's maturity/ability level. Isn't technology awesome!!!

If this was the case, it would have replaced my mouse and keyboard with crayons.

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:59:42 AM EDT

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I have 2 magic boxes full of unicorn farts and pixie dust on my desk.

They're MAGIC!

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When did you start working here?

Citrix sucks giant gangrenous donkey balls.

That's mighty cantankerous of you.

Yea, we use it too. Virtual windoze boxes on top of linux.

I have 2 magic boxes full of unicorn farts and pixie dust on my desk.

They're MAGIC!

I think some of them in my basement are like that... Something about a Compy 386.

Posted: 8/18/2014 6:59:54 AM EDT

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Fuck yuss. Saved $27.
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beer shop in Cullman

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:01:40 AM EDT

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It is not a GTO!

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I can picture you doing that

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:02:05 AM EDT

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Gonna pull the trigger on this one instead maybe

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We've had Lenovos here for going on 6 years now.

I will only take them for free if offered, I won't buy one.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:02:55 AM EDT

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Dumbing down of software to meet the education and maturity level of the target audience.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:04:29 AM EDT

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Remoil turns my mild-mannered clamp-on oscillating fan into a TURBO FAN!!!!!1111oneone

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:08:30 AM EDT

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We've had Lenovos here for going on 6 years now.

I will only take them for free if offered, I won't buy one.

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Gonna pull the trigger on this one instead maybe

I'd rather spend a bit more for something new with a warranty instead of refurb with an $85 warranty. Amirite?

We've had Lenovos here for going on 6 years now.

I will only take them for free if offered, I won't buy one.

Why not?

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:08:39 AM EDT

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

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is that in minutes? who the hell times their sex in minutes? I need hours...

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:09:25 AM EDT

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The words push, and hard come to mind...

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:11:12 AM EDT

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is that in minutes? who the hell times their sex in minutes? I need hours...

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

http://i.imgur.com/TtGtsYw.jpg

Or maybe he's just in a rush to get to his next victim...

is that in minutes? who the hell times their sex in minutes? I need hours...

Such is the fate of one suffering from whiskey dick.

-or-

Congrats on your world record attempt at being the star of a bukkake gang bang!

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:11:30 AM EDT

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I had a Toshiba for 8 years that I used for wireless surveys and security setup. It was a decent laptop for my needs

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:11:44 AM EDT

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

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lol

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:11:57 AM EDT

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Such is the fate of one suffering from whiskey dick.

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Congrats on your world record attempt at being the star of a bukkake gang bang!

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

http://i.imgur.com/TtGtsYw.jpg

Or maybe he's just in a rush to get to his next victim...

is that in minutes? who the hell times their sex in minutes? I need hours...

Such is the fate of one suffering from whiskey dick.

-or-

Congrats on your world record attempt at being the star of a bukkake gang bang!

shhh, don't give out my secrets

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:12:54 AM EDT

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shhh, don't give out my secrets

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

http://i.imgur.com/TtGtsYw.jpg

Or maybe he's just in a rush to get to his next victim...

is that in minutes? who the hell times their sex in minutes? I need hours...

Such is the fate of one suffering from whiskey dick.

-or-

Congrats on your world record attempt at being the star of a bukkake gang bang!

shhh, don't give out my secrets

We'll keep it between you and Jack Daniels.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:13:27 AM EDT

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lol

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JP isn't the only short thing in jawjah...

http://i.imgur.com/TtGtsYw.jpg

Or maybe he's just in a rush to get to his next victim...

lol

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:14:57 AM EDT

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I have now met 3 24/365'er's IRL.

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Last day of vacation.

Good meetin' ya on Saturday, too bad we didn't have more time. Oh, did the Walmart have any .22?

I have now met 3 24/365'er's IRL.

Cola warrior is cumming up

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:16:02 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/18/2014 7:17:45 AM EDT

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I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

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3 here.
JP gets around if you know what I'm saying.

I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

I'm at 6.
Moses/Eagle/Ytka/IWK/JP/B2k4e

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:18:38 AM EDT

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And now for a real offroad vehicle...
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A neon? Lol. Maybe a STI or Evo

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:22:42 AM EDT

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I'm at 6.
Moses/Eagle/Ytka/IWK/JP/B2k4e

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3 here.
JP gets around if you know what I'm saying.

I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

I'm at 6.
Moses/Eagle/Ytka/IWK/JP/B2k4e

make that 11 for me. damn

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:25:32 AM EDT

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Why not?

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Gonna pull the trigger on this one instead maybe

I'd rather spend a bit more for something new with a warranty instead of refurb with an $85 warranty. Amirite?

We've had Lenovos here for going on 6 years now.

I will only take them for free if offered, I won't buy one.

Why not?

Not a fan of their quality. Had several issues with bad system boards in the laptops, and then the replacement boards were crappy, too. Had a batch of desktops that also had bad system boards, was changing them out for about 2 months. The T430s and T440 top halves seem really weak. Lots of flex. When I took one apart to fix a defect (brand new unit) I saw that there was no metal frame to stiffen up the lid. Explains all the flex. Also had a cooling fan on one that had some bent metal in it, which caused a ticking sound. Just shouldn't have to fix this much crap on brand new equipment. Lenovo is a chinese-run company, so they'll cut corners to save a penny on anything.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:28:09 AM EDT

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A neon? Lol. Maybe a STI or Evo

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And now for a real offroad vehicle...

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10552520_348555271958125_151567992019678268_n.jpg?oh=a41c5b7d4764c1215a851c8481eba9ef&oe=5469BEDD

A neon? Lol. Maybe a STI or Evo

He's faster than some AWDs...

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:32:20 AM EDT

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Hey Deej,

That same Lenovo is available from NewEgg at the same price. If it's what you want, buy from whoever has the cheapest shipping.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834313641&cm_re=Lenovo_Edge_E545-_-34-313-641-_-Product

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:33:37 AM EDT

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laptops are soooooo 2004. all the cool kids use tablets these days

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:35:00 AM EDT

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I'm at 6.
Moses/Eagle/Ytka/IWK/JP/B2k4e

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3 here.
JP gets around if you know what I'm saying.

I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

I'm at 6.
Moses/Eagle/Ytka/IWK/JP/B2k4e

Same, forgot about B2k4e. Plus Pistol but he don't come round these parts no more.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:37:39 AM EDT

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Same, forgot about B2k4e. Plus Pistol but he don't come round these parts no more.

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3 here.
JP gets around if you know what I'm saying.

I'm at 5. Yes that includes JP.

I'm at 6.
Moses/Eagle/Ytka/IWK/JP/B2k4e

Same, forgot about B2k4e. Plus Pistol but he don't come round these parts no more.

I don't count pistol he said we are too wild/ghey/whatever for him

yet he and I can't hang out without causing serious trouble

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:39:01 AM EDT

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They're moderately useful.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:39:25 AM EDT

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Finger fucked a m107 with a suppressor.
That's a large package.

-she

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:49:48 AM EDT

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Fuck.

Just realized I forgot my lunch. Made beans and rice last night at 10 o'clock just for lunch today and fucking forgot to grab it this morning.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:51:00 AM EDT

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Fuck.

Just realized I forgot my lunch. Made beans and rice last night at 10 o'clock just for lunch today and fucking forgot to grab it this morning.

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Popeyes

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:51:24 AM EDT

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Fuck.

Just realized I forgot my lunch. Made beans and rice last night at 10 o'clock just for lunch today and fucking forgot to grab it this morning.

Popeyes

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:52:40 AM EDT

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Coll story bruh.

I need a laptop for work. I have a laptop for personal use, an iPad, and a dekstop.

Posted: 8/18/2014 7:57:37 AM EDT

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My Midway order is being delivered by UPS Mail Innovations. Says it's going to take 5 days (sat deliv) to get from OH to NY. That's a 5-7 hour drive.

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I hate FedEx SmartPost. Ordered some K-Cups. Showing Delivery Exception on the cups. The claim is the PO tried to deliver and were unable. It shows 5:16 PM Saturday. I was home, at work on Saturday.

I call the PO: "Without the post office tracking number, we can't help you."

The kicker is it shows Estimated Delivery date as 8/18, which is today. So I have no idea if I'm getting my coffee today or not.

My Midway order is being delivered by UPS Mail Innovations. Says it's going to take 5 days (sat deliv) to get from OH to NY. That's a 5-7 hour drive.

My last ups mail innovations shipment arrived 4 days early.