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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:09:47 PM EDT
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In before masturbation jokes.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:10:03 PM EDT
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Lay off the porn for a bit or switch hands.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:10:49 PM EDT
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Amputation is the only cure
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:10:55 PM EDT
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You diabetic bro???
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:11:15 PM EDT
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Next symptom is blindness and then hair growth on the palm of your hands.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:11:33 PM EDT
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Carpal tunnel possibly.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:11:42 PM EDT
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You have a pinched nerve, go see a chiropractor.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:11:49 PM EDT
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Ebola.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:12:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:12:16 PM EDT
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You have a pinched nerve, go see a PT or a doctor. FIFY |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:12:35 PM EDT
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Woke up Wednesday morning and my left hand was numb. Mostly around the thumb and index finger. It goes up into my wrist and forearm. Never had this happen before. It hasn't gotten any worse or any better. Tingling numb sensation, not severe but definitely noticeable and frankly quite annoying. I've tried stretching all sorts of ways, cracking my back and neck, etc. Other day I got up to use the bathroom at 3am in the dark and smacked my head pretty good on the corner of my towel rack. Pretty good sized bump on the forehead. I can't remember if that happened before the numbness started or on the morning of the second day, in which case it would then be unrelated. Pinched nerve on elbow |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:12:50 PM EDT
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The Ghey.....you caught it.
Dibs on Battle Rifles and Optics. 
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:15:00 PM EDT
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Pinched ulnar nerve(funny bone).
Whiplash. You may need a chiropractor. Worst case scenario. Blood clot. Stroke. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:15:06 PM EDT
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In before masturbation jokes. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Thanks for playing! 
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:16:04 PM EDT
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Your post, itself, is a masturbation joke. So, technically, you fail. Thanks for playing!
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In before masturbation jokes. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Thanks for playing!
Needs more commas. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:16:17 PM EDT
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You prolly won't die....OH!.....Dibbs!!!!!!!
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:16:58 PM EDT
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Pinched ulnar nerve(funny bone). Whiplash. You may need a chiropractor. Worst case scenario. Blood clot. Stroke. But the ulnar nerve innervates the pinky and ring finger. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:18:01 PM EDT
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When that happens to me I call it "the stranger."
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:23:17 PM EDT
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Golpher's elbow bro... Do this. Brah... Get an ice pack and place on your outer forearm and elbow area twice a day for 20 minutes a piece. Do that for like 14 days straight.
Don't fucking stretch at all! Only stretch after pain has gone away. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:23:22 PM EDT
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That happened to me a lot. I think it was compression on my arm because I was always sleeping on it. When I change my sleeping patterns to prevent that, it went away.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:25:26 PM EDT
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Golpher's elbow bro... Do this. Brah... Get an ice pack and place on your outer forearm and elbow area twice a day for 20 minutes a piece. Do that for like 14 days straight. Don't fucking stretch at all! Only stretch after pain has gone away. Golfer's elbow is tendinitis, not nerve compression. Though I suppose it could be a secondary effect of it, but I would still get it checked out. At this point the only thing ice would do is control pain. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:27:09 PM EDT
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I would have been on a three day masturbation fest, just me and my stranger.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:28:42 PM EDT
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Golfer's elbow is tendinitis, not nerve compression. Though I suppose it could be a secondary effect of it, but I would still get it checked out. At this point the only thing ice would do is control pain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Golpher's elbow bro... Do this. Brah... Get an ice pack and place on your outer forearm and elbow area twice a day for 20 minutes a piece. Do that for like 14 days straight. Don't fucking stretch at all! Only stretch after pain has gone away. Golfer's elbow is tendinitis, not nerve compression. Though I suppose it could be a secondary effect of it, but I would still get it checked out. At this point the only thing ice would do is control pain. it doesn't hurt at all.... it's numb!!!!! the opposite of pain lol if i run my finger or a pen or something over my thumb it feels like pins and needles but not severe or anything. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:28:58 PM EDT
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it doesn't hurt at all.... it's numb!!!!! the opposite of pain lol Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Golpher's elbow bro... Do this. Brah... Get an ice pack and place on your outer forearm and elbow area twice a day for 20 minutes a piece. Do that for like 14 days straight. Don't fucking stretch at all! Only stretch after pain has gone away. Golfer's elbow is tendinitis, not nerve compression. Though I suppose it could be a secondary effect of it, but I would still get it checked out. At this point the only thing ice would do is control pain. it doesn't hurt at all.... it's numb!!!!! the opposite of pain lol That was my point. I would either get it checked out by a PT or a doctor, or at least get one of those padded mouse pads, or maybe move your keyboard farther from the edge of your desk. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:29:46 PM EDT
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I've had the same symptoms OP. Lasted close to a month. I believe it was a slight tear/strain on my left bicep which was pushing up on the nerve and caused the upper portion of my forearm down to my thumb and index finger to be numb/tingly.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:30:28 PM EDT
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See a doctor and get rid of it.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:31:02 PM EDT
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Do you do a lot of driving?
Rest your arm on the driver door window? Driver door armrest getting thin at the back where your elbow rests? Happens to me all the time. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:32:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:32:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Golpher's elbow bro... Do this. Brah... Get an ice pack and place on your outer forearm and elbow area twice a day for 20 minutes a piece. Do that for like 14 days straight. Don't fucking stretch at all! Only stretch after pain has gone away.  |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:34:10 PM EDT
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Sorry OP but your gonna die, the alien egg hatched in your head and is now a brain tumor pushing on your spinal cord, death will be relatively painless but get used to shiting yourself at family functions
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:36:24 PM EDT
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If hasn't resolved yet, you should get checked out..
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:39:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:40:11 PM EDT
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Made an appt with a chiropractor tomorrow
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:41:29 PM EDT
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Made an appt with a chiropractor tomorrow It is better than nothing, but their specialty is joint mobilizations, that doesn't really seem to be the issue IMO. Worst case scenario is he points you in the right direction I suppose. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:42:54 PM EDT
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Come to think of it, may be your ulnar nerve if the numbness stops at your elbow.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:45:28 PM EDT
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That is one of the symptoms of menopause,
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:45:31 PM EDT
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Come to think of it, may be your ulnar nerve if the numbness stops at your elbow. But the fingers that are numb in the OP are innervated by the median nerve, not the ulnar nerve. Though it is very strange that the numbness goes all the way to his elbow. This is definitely a case of getting it checked out in person by a professional. Keep us updated too OP. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:45:39 PM EDT
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Based on your screen name maybe you injured it rock climbing?
Nah, you whacked it too much. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:46:36 PM EDT
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I would go see your PCP. You could have a bulging disk at the cervical level. This will cause the symptoms you describe. If it goes on too long, you will start losing muscle mass and function in that hand.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:46:51 PM EDT
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You should amputate your leg .
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:47:43 PM EDT
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But the fingers that are numb in the OP are innervated by the median nerve, not the ulnar nerve. Though it is very strange that the numbness goes all the way to his elbow. This is definitely a case of getting it checked out in person by a professional. Keep us updated too OP. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Come to think of it, may be your ulnar nerve if the numbness stops at your elbow. But the fingers that are numb in the OP are innervated by the median nerve, not the ulnar nerve. Though it is very strange that the numbness goes all the way to his elbow. This is definitely a case of getting it checked out in person by a professional. Keep us updated too OP. it only goes about halfway up my forearm, not all the way to my elbow |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:48:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But the ulnar nerve innervates the pinky and ring finger. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pinched ulnar nerve(funny bone). Whiplash. You may need a chiropractor. Worst case scenario. Blood clot. Stroke. But the ulnar nerve innervates the pinky and ring finger. Do you know how painful it is when a chiropractor digs his thumb into your elbow to dislodge it ? First he has you put your other arm behind your back Then he has you lay down on that arm. Then he rolls you over onto the arm away from him. Then he presses his thumb into the elbow to pop it open to pop the nerve out. You want to talk about pain.  The whole ideas behind the placing of your other arm behind you and rolling over on top of it is to prevent you from punching the doctor. |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:48:44 PM EDT
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Crazy. The back of the left side of my head has been numb for exactly three days.
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:48:55 PM EDT
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Insect bite?
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:49:28 PM EDT
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Well, amputate that mother then
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:49:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is one of the symptoms of men with paws, Fixed it for you.  |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:50:06 PM EDT
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Insect bite? I don't know shit about bug bites, but wouldn't something that got deep enough to cause nerve damage show signs on the skin? |
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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:59:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2014 7:00:41 PM EDT
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I think something is wrong with you...
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Posted: 8/1/2014 7:02:16 PM EDT
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Go to the fucking doctor you ignorant skinflint.
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