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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:48:32 AM EDT
[#1]
High and Tight. #4 on the top. Done.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:49:03 AM EDT
[#2]
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I tell my hair stylist girl "take off your top, and when you're done with that, cut it the same way as last time" and she does. it usually works out fine. round vs squared is how they cut the bottom of your hairline at your collar, some guys like a more square line behind the ears, others round it up. when the haircutter is topless, it doesn't matter..... Is this before or after your stylist eats a yummy mushroom?  It's a LOT easier after.... a lot. With the mushrooms I might not even have to ask.... You're a lucky man. 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:50:40 AM EDT
[#3]
"Like this but shorter"
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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:51:32 AM EDT
[#4]
Depends on who's doing it. If they are used to doing military cuts, I just ask for a medium close fade.
If it's someone else, I describe it as a 2 to 1 taper on the sides, 4 on the top, and thin it a little bit. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:51:45 AM EDT
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I tell my hair stylist girl "take off your top, and when you're done with that, cut it the same way as last time" and she does. it usually works out fine. round vs squared is how they cut the bottom of your hairline at your collar, some guys like a more square line behind the ears, others round it up. when the haircutter is topless, it doesn't matter..... Is this before or after your stylist eats a yummy mushroom? It's a LOT easier after.... a lot. With the mushrooms I might not even have to ask.... You're a lucky man. I'm out of the fake morels that worked magic  brother-in-law that found them does not remember exactly where he picked them up, and I can't tell him why I really really want him to think about it.
actually, come to think about it, maybe I can tell him.His wife could uh, use them more than mine..... Plus I'm bigger than him. Not like he's going to beat me up for having sex with his sister.... this is worth a try. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:57:57 AM EDT
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I'm out of the fake morels that worked magic brother-in-law that found them does not remember exactly where he picked them up, and I can't tell him why I really really want him to think about it.
actually, come to think about it, maybe I can tell him.His wife could uh, use them more than mine..... Plus I'm bigger than him. Not like he's going to beat me up for having sex with his sister.... this is worth a try. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I tell my hair stylist girl "take off your top, and when you're done with that, cut it the same way as last time" and she does. it usually works out fine. round vs squared is how they cut the bottom of your hairline at your collar, some guys like a more square line behind the ears, others round it up. when the haircutter is topless, it doesn't matter..... Is this before or after your stylist eats a yummy mushroom? It's a LOT easier after.... a lot. With the mushrooms I might not even have to ask.... You're a lucky man. I'm out of the fake morels that worked magic brother-in-law that found them does not remember exactly where he picked them up, and I can't tell him why I really really want him to think about it.
actually, come to think about it, maybe I can tell him.His wife could uh, use them more than mine..... Plus I'm bigger than him. Not like he's going to beat me up for having sex with his sister.... this is worth a try. 
I doubt that you're facing any shortage. The fake morels are very tempting, but I just couldn't ever bring myself to put my wife's safety at risk. Besides, things are improving so that I have a lot to be grateful for. On the other hand, if the pharmaceutical industry ever manages to refine and encapsulate that effect in a safe little pill, it would be a fantastic way to spice up date night. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 11:59:36 AM EDT
[#7]
You fuckers need to post pic's so i can see what all the screwed up hair cuts look like.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 12:02:01 PM EDT
[#8]
shorter
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Posted: 7/31/2014 12:05:41 PM EDT
[#9]
#2 on the sides
Leave just enough on top to kinda part Blend top and sides Square in the back. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 12:13:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Make me look like a Republican George Clooney.
I've been cutting my own a lot the last 3 years, but I think I've gone to the barber 4 times this year since I got married. The Procuts place next to Walmart started to seriously suck and the tattoo parlor in town opened up a barbershop next door, so I went. The barber is an inky suicide girl type with with black hair and fair skin, just slightly thick, friendly and she does a great job cutting my hair. I'm usually not into tattoos, but if she keeps cutting my hair, I might change my mind. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 12:14:46 PM EDT
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Easy: Business Up Front and a Party in the Back  Mullet |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 12:58:56 PM EDT
[#12]
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Easy: Business Up Front and a Party in the Back Mullet The Kentucky Waterfall The Canadian Passport |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:31:51 PM EDT
[#13]
"Regular" in the winter, "Flattop" in the summer.
although if that little Korean girl keeps giving me the hot towels and back massage each time, she can put ribbons in it for all I care. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:33:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Medium fade #2 on the sides, and a half inch off the top.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:35:14 PM EDT
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No 2 on sides and back, blended, take some off the top, tapered in the back. I go to a 3 in the winter. Pretty similar to how I get mine cut. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:35:57 PM EDT
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High and tight please.  This. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:37:19 PM EDT
[#17]
I say, "Self, cut it like you did last time." And Self damn sure does what it's told.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:37:50 PM EDT
[#18]
High, flat, and tight.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:38:37 PM EDT
[#19]
medium-low fade. leave 1/2-1 inch on top
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:39:09 PM EDT
[#20]
This but 1 1/2 - 2" shorter
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:43:30 PM EDT
[#21]
3-5 with scissor cut, straight neck. My barber has been convinced she is dying for the last five years and always tells me what to ask someone for in case she dies on me. I don't know what it means but she assures me they will know.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:44:22 PM EDT
[#22]
"How's it going John?"
"Yup, the usual" Find a good barber, tip him well, and make an appointment so you don't have to wait. I love walking into a crowded barber shop and going straight to the chair. An additional advantage of seeing the same barber is that the cut comes out exactly how you like it, every time. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:45:04 PM EDT
[#23]
Low fade, a little off the top but then again I go to the same guy so I don't need to tell him how to do it
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:46:01 PM EDT
[#24]
Just like it is now, but shorter.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:46:22 PM EDT
[#25]
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#2 on the back and sides, aprox finger length on top, rounded neck line This but a #3. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:46:38 PM EDT
[#26]
#1 on sides and back, fade to a #2 but leave the front around a #3, and since I have thick ass curly hair thin the FUCK out the hair on the top of my head.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:47:13 PM EDT
[#27]
They know what I want, usually off my ears and out of the eyes, pretty simple.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:48:05 PM EDT
[#28]
Wife cuts mine(it's free!), #4 all over.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:51:05 PM EDT
[#29]
I take pictures :)
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:55:56 PM EDT
[#30]
aught 3 on the sides and back. Trim the top. Off the ears, no side burns and straight in the back.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:58:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Barber Jim: "Bout like usual, Matthew?"
Me: "Yes, sir." |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:59:47 PM EDT
[#32]
No 1 around the world!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 2:02:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Conservative hit-man.
The Russians know the look. 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 2:06:27 PM EDT
[#34]
#1 all over. But I bought clippers and haven'tbeen to a barber in over a year.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 2:26:29 PM EDT
[#35]
"Just like it is now, but shorter."
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:08:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You fuckers need to post pic's so i can see what all the screwed up hair cuts look like.        |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:10:43 PM EDT
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High and tight please. This is the answer. I got out of the Marine Corps 45 years ago. I did the long hair fag shit for a while but came back to the regulation hair cut in short order. The funny part is one of the reasons I got out was the hair cut. I thought it was cramping my style in landing pussy; but I was wrong. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:11:05 PM EDT
[#38]
#1 all over
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:14:00 PM EDT
[#39]
" Think WWII fighter pilot"
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:18:17 PM EDT
[#40]
im begging you please, dont make me look any worse
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:19:31 PM EDT
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" Think WWII fighter pilot" Do you also shave the top of your mustache? 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:19:43 PM EDT
[#42]
Watch the nipples, they're tender.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:21:10 PM EDT
[#43]
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I clip my own hair. Wahl is your friend. Flowbee for 10 years now. You can all laugh, but 20 a month for a haircut x 12 months x 10 years, add it up, and it comes out better than any hack would do. I got tired of being butchered. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:21:15 PM EDT
[#44]
Medium taper. Not skin tight.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:21:28 PM EDT
[#45]
I don't say anything, they don't speak much English. (From Thailand I think)
They did a great job the first time I went in there without me having to describe it, so I just keep going. Been going to them for 10 years now. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:22:41 PM EDT
[#46]
i just tell them how much i want taken off
the person in my family who has problems at the barber is my dad. the barbers don't know how to do a WW2 haircut anymore I guess. I told him to tell them he wants a "Captain America" haircut. and to ask for a 3/4 inch taper at the back.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:27:39 PM EDT
[#47]
I cut my own hair every Tuesday, so it goes like this.
Barber......I would like it high, tight, then shaved with a blade on sides and back. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:28:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Flat top with a landing strip and 00 on the sides.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:45:11 PM EDT
[#49]
Disconnected Undercut, #2 on the sides and back, no fade, barely touch the top.
Aka: the Jimmy Darmody, the Hitler Youth, the David Beckham, etc. Add a little American Crew Pomade and this mother fucker makes all the girls moist. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:48:03 PM EDT
[#50]
#1 on the top, no guard on the sides, blend it in.
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