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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:26:34 AM EDT
[#1]
Dale or Cotton.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:26:42 AM EDT
[#2]
Dale, of course.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:27:29 AM EDT
[#3]
Dale
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:27:38 AM EDT
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Dale is the most obvious source of hilarity.
But any Boomhauer centric episode was bound to be a damn good one. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:27:55 AM EDT
[#5]
Dale, Mike Judge actually loosely based him off of Alex Jones.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:28:32 AM EDT
[#6]
Rusty Shackelford.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:28:37 AM EDT
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Dale is the most obvious source of hilarity. But any Boomhauer centric episode was bound to be a damn good one. 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:30:11 AM EDT
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Rusty Shackelford. Came here to post this |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:30:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Dale is the only character that gets it right 99.44% of the time.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:30:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Its hard to say, but I quote this episode at least once a week.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:31:19 AM EDT
[#11]
Gribble.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:33:11 AM EDT
[#12]
This thread is a government plot to sniff out all freedom loving, god fearing, red blooded Americans. What ever you do don't click on any links because the government is tracking you!
Why Dale of course!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:33:17 AM EDT
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Dale, of course. My vote as well.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:33:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:33:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:34:39 AM EDT
[#16]
Gotta go with Hank. When the show started, I swore they took my dad and put him on TV. I appreciate that they did a sitcom where the dad wasn't a buffoon.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:36:39 AM EDT
[#17]
Dang 'ol Boomhauer, man.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:37:36 AM EDT
[#18]
My vote is for Dale.
That guy from the anger management episode who had an aneurysm in Hank's garage was really great too! 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:38:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:39:13 AM EDT
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I like the whole cast except Peggy.
She is pretty much the only regular on any show I watch that I actually want to punch in the face. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:39:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:40:33 AM EDT
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Dale, of course. Absolutely. "You don't know me, I am unknowable!" "I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admiralty court. An admiralty court signifies a naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. That is all." |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:53:29 AM EDT
[#23]
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Dale is the most obvious source of hilarity. But any Boomhauer centric episode was bound to be a damn good one. I feel the same. I voted Dale, but Boomhauer was a Texas Ranger. 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:54:38 AM EDT
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Gotta go with Hank. When the show started, I swore they took my dad and put him on TV. I appreciate that they did a sitcom where the dad wasn't a buffoon. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:57:18 AM EDT
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Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Gotta go with Hank. When the show started, I swore they took my dad and put him on TV. I appreciate that they did a sitcom where the dad wasn't a buffoon. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. He always just reminded me of the stereotypically 1950's working guy with a stick up his butt. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:59:04 AM EDT
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Rusty Shackelford. The only correct answer! |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:59:59 AM EDT
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The only correct answer! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Rusty Shackelford. The only correct answer! Was going to post this. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:01:08 AM EDT
[#28]
Shihshah!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:02:53 AM EDT
[#29]
I think Peggy is one of the funniest characters on the show. Despite what she likes to think, she's sooo dumb... and if you listen to some of the lines she throws out now and again, she's actually a little nuts, too.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:03:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Gotta go with Hank. When the show started, I swore they took my dad and put him on TV. I appreciate that they did a sitcom where the dad wasn't a buffoon. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. Hank is not a pussy! Choke yourself!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:03:30 AM EDT
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Shihshah! Pocket sand! |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:05:18 AM EDT
[#32]
King of the Hill sucks and My Little Pony rules
Really? I'm the only one... 
Edit: Nevermind bronies just waking up. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:05:36 AM EDT
[#33]
I killed fiddy men!
I do the same thing with Simo, my pom, only it's commies, not nazis.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:30:25 AM EDT
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I killed fiddy men! http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu8rm0jpF1rnrwsbo1_500.jpg http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d6/98/fc/d698fc5634e2578555664bbd866fca72.jpg I do the same thing with Simo, my pom, only it's commies, not nazis.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1s9x8Jx21qbvj1xo1_500.png Cotton Is the correct answer specially making sure he would flip of FDR favorite quote was "You made Bobby, all I made was you (in disgust)" to Hank or "If I could take a bullet for my grandson. Just not in the face, that's how I makes my livings" |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:34:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Gotta go with Hank. When the show started, I swore they took my dad and put him on TV. I appreciate that they did a sitcom where the dad wasn't a buffoon. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Really? I mean, I like the show, but... Hank is a loser. A total loser. He's shitty husband, a shitty father, and a complete pussy of a man. He lets his father shit-talk his wife, right in front of him, and doesn't say anything. (Hell, he lets his father shit-talk him, and he doesn't say anything.) He constantly berates his son in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Bobby may be a bit of a goof, but he's a good kid, and Hank puts him down because he doesn't like what Hank likes. At work, Hank is a doormat for his boss. Buck puts him in the jackpot, time and again, and Hank continues to kiss his ass. If he had nut in his sack, Hank would have gone out on his own and put both Strickland and Thatherton out of business. (Come to think of it, Hank's relationship with his boss is just like his relationship with his dad.) And don't even get me started on Hank's infantile attitude towards sex. Hey Hank, why don't you crack open another cold one and tell us all about the big HS football game 30 years ago... again. Actually, I think "buffoon" sums up Hank perfectly. Not how I read Hank at all. Nowhere close, really. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:35:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shihshah! SQUIRREL TACTIC! You wouldn't hit an unconscious maaaa.... |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:00:13 AM EDT
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Cotton Is the correct answer specially making sure he would flip of FDR favorite quote was "You made Bobby, all I made was you (in disgust)" to Hank or "If I could take a bullet for my grandson. Just not in the face, that's how I makes my livings" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I killed fiddy men! http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu8rm0jpF1rnrwsbo1_500.jpg http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d6/98/fc/d698fc5634e2578555664bbd866fca72.jpg I do the same thing with Simo, my pom, only it's commies, not nazis.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1s9x8Jx21qbvj1xo1_500.png Cotton Is the correct answer specially making sure he would flip of FDR favorite quote was "You made Bobby, all I made was you (in disgust)" to Hank or "If I could take a bullet for my grandson. Just not in the face, that's how I makes my livings" "Hey Bobby, how ya like ya grandma's new tata's? Don't tell her, got 'em cheap... both lefties!" |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:06:36 AM EDT
[#38]
Poll fail. No Rusty Shackelford.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:06:48 AM EDT
[#39]
"Rusty Shackleford"
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:08:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:08:26 AM EDT
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Dang 'ol Boomhauer, man. My vote as well. Not surprised GD loves Dale though. He's a fun one, but Boomhauer is awesome. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:08:29 AM EDT
[#42]
This is Arfcom. There's no need for a pole because there's just no way that Dale DOESN'T win.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:08:52 AM EDT
[#43]
Dadgum, I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of all the great lines from that show.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:08:53 AM EDT
[#44]
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Poll fail. No Rusty Shackelford. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:11:29 AM EDT
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Gotta go with Hank. When the show started, I swore they took my dad and put him on TV. I appreciate that they did a sitcom where the dad wasn't a buffoon. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile My dad is pretty much a cross of Hank Hill and Homer Simpson. It's funny this topic comes up, he ran into someone the other day with the same color and make of truck he had. At least he didn't try to get into the wrong truck.(There was a KOTH episode where Hank found the same truck as his.) |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:19:14 AM EDT
[#46]
Dale
I was incredibly pissed off when they took KOTH off on Netflix. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:21:13 AM EDT
[#47]
Alabaster!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:21:48 AM EDT
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Dale I was incredibly pissed off when they took KOTH off on Netflix. Join the club. I had a specific episode in mind all day, came home and wanted to watch it, bam...gone. I cried in the shower. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:22:33 AM EDT
[#49]
My favorite character is the guy who canc'd that shit show.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 9:30:48 AM EDT
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Got the 87th vote in for Rusty.
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