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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:58:16 PM EDT
I was headed to WalMart to pick up some ammo. I wasn't speeding but I looked into my rear view mirror and I noticed a cop. He wasn't hauling up behind me but was moving pretty fast. Anyways, a bird flies in front of my car, hits the windshield flies over my car and the cop car finishes him off. Damn, felt bad for the bird. At least it was pretty quick. The part that makes me mad is the cop kicks on his lights and I'm like, great! Probably some Cali animal lover cop and he'll bust me for something. Well, when it was all said and done he wrote me a citation for ' flipping the bird." RUNS |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:07:04 PM EDT
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Don't quit your day job.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:08:25 PM EDT
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Don't quit your day job. This. Ban him for gp. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:08:35 PM EDT
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Don't quit your day job. With an economy like this? Who would? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:08:41 PM EDT
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Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:12:48 PM EDT
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 Reminds me of the jokes my nephew used to tell when he was a little kid. He wasn't funny either. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:13:07 PM EDT
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You no carry Ban Hammer? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? At least kick him in the taco. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:14:49 PM EDT
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 i wanted to laugh
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:15:15 PM EDT
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At least kick him in the taco. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? At least kick him in the taco. The Cop ?!?!?!? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:15:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:16:28 PM EDT
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Free speech, dude.
Sue the cop, the department, the city, and state. Someone will pay out. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:16:39 PM EDT
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=9598 Reminds me of the jokes my nephew used to tell when he was a little kid. He wasn't funny either. But you remembered..... |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:19:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You no carry Ban Hammer? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? I'm hoping he will redeem himself.  |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:20:26 PM EDT
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I'm hoping he will redeem himself.
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Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? I'm hoping he will redeem himself.
And then kick him in the taco? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:20:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:22:54 PM EDT
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Meh.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:27:41 PM EDT
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I got nothing from that.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:30:59 PM EDT
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Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? At least kick him in the taco. The Cop ?!?!?!? Fuck it. Everyone in the room gets taco kicked, sort out the bloody tacos later. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:32:00 PM EDT
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*snicker*
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:36:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:47:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And then kick him in the taco? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't quit your day job. You no carry Ban Hammer? I'm hoping he will redeem himself. And then kick him in the taco? We'll leave all options on the table. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:50:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:51:06 PM EDT
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I was hoping for an isolated incident.
Instead, all I got was this stupid joke.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:52:50 PM EDT
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This is the comedy version of Couch Commando's dinner pic.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:54:49 PM EDT
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Replies are funnier than the joke...
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:54:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:57:17 PM EDT
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Wow, that's stupid.
Embarrassment, you should feel. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:08:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:09:20 PM EDT
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This is the comedy version of Couch Commando's dinner pic. I still have nightmares about those dirty diapers... I mean burritos. |
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