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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:08:09 PM EDT
participate in the naming of our 3rd child! No poll because:
1) We have not found out if it is a boy or girl. We have a strong suspicion it is a boy, but that is not verified intel. 2) Wife has been throwing names at me with limited success. 3) I told the wife she would get a kick out of the responses. 4) I expect great things from GD (Am I out of my mind doing this?) 5) We have a 4.5yo daughter and 2.5yo son who are sooo looking forward to the new addition. Any other information you guys need to brand our new kid with the name of your choosing? and of course...rules  |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:11:00 PM EDT
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Lug-nut. Unless it's a girl. Then you name her Larry. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:12:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Since its ARFCOM - Stoner?
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:12:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Festus
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:12:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Elmo Haskins, the Turd
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:12:42 PM EDT
[#5]
What the hell, might as well get in on the bottom floor.
In before 'Sue' or Kergan |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:13:10 PM EDT
[#6]
Ricky Bobby
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:14:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Boy: Hondo
Girl: Amaryllis |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:14:11 PM EDT
[#8]
La-A
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:14:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Just name it "Dammit" because sooner or later you will be saying it in response to something the kid does.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:15:33 PM EDT
[#10]
Boy: Buckminster Cyrus
Girl: Ruth Samantha |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:16:13 PM EDT
[#11]
Gayquan
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:16:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Boy: D'Artagnan
Girl : Olga
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:16:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Just make sure to name it one of those retarded suburban names like Braydan or Tarslynn or Braxlee or Banjo or Sketch.
Those are great fucking names. ETA: One of my daughters friends (Girl) got engaged today to a boy named, wait for it.................................... Gash 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:16:59 PM EDT
[#14]
GASHSLAYER!
Jack, Abe, Phil idk |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:17:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Tony Almeida...
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:17:52 PM EDT
[#16]
Bullet
Peemag Wizard Emmy O'Dubbya Sheela, Hater of Sleep |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:19:59 PM EDT
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Boy: Cyrano
Girl: Roxanne ...just to be Literary |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:20:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Jaundice is a perfect gender neutral name. It's a combination of John and Candice.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:25:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Just make sure to name it one of those retarded suburban names like Braydan or Tarslynn or Braxlee or Banjo or Sketch. Those are great fucking names. ETA: One of my daughters friends (Girl) got engaged today to a boy named, wait for it.................................... Gash Would have been awesome if that was his last name. One of the only times you could call a girl a gash and get away with it. 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:27:20 PM EDT
[#20]
Geronimo
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:28:09 PM EDT
[#21]
Brutus
Rosie |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:30:20 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby? He's got 2 first names!  |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:30:25 PM EDT
[#23]
Baron Von Rasche
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:33:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Clitoris if a girl.
Scrotum if a boy. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:35:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
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Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby? He's got 2 first names!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8PP3QU7wjI
Walker Texas Ranger. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:35:45 PM EDT
[#26]
Malcolm
Jemima Ooops, sorry wrong thread.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:36:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Matrix
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:37:57 PM EDT
[#28]
Anybody say Megatron for a boy?
And girl?
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:39:36 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Anybody say Megatron for a boy? And girl? I have met a man named Optimus Prime Blakely. Google him. He is an inmate in Texas prison |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:41:32 PM EDT
[#30]
Go with a first name based on a country - pick a continent, and start there. Then, for a middle name, choose a US state, and find a city name.
So, for example... Let's say we chise Africa as our continent, and Florida as our state... Camaroon Jacksonville Botswana Orlando Gambia Apopka |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:41:45 PM EDT
[#31]
Marco F.
If a boy. Bonus points if your last name is Polo. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:42:25 PM EDT
[#32]
Pat. No need to worry about that whole "coming up with 2 names" nonsense.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:42:39 PM EDT
[#33]
Chase or Granason for a boy.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:43:07 PM EDT
[#34]
Frank Branson Huey Olsen for a boy
Francine Brandy Heather Olsen for a girl Long names Good initials |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:43:16 PM EDT
[#35]
Shaft
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:44:35 PM EDT
[#36]
Phillip Lacio? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:45:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Orangello or Shaneestuqua
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:45:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Stanley Yardale Heverly Alastair Callum
That's an Ivy League name, yo |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:45:39 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Chase or Granason for a boy. And Granadaughter for a girl?
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:45:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Samuel for a boy or Samantha for a girl.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:46:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Third child? trinity.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:46:18 PM EDT
[#42]
John (Browning) Eugene (Stoner) Richard (Gatling) John (Garand) John (Thompson) Christian (Sharps) Samuel (Colt) Take your pick.  |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:46:55 PM EDT
[#43]
How about John or Mike or something. Seems like so many people get "unique" with the names these days. My friends twin boys will be called Hendrick and Archer.
If you're the type to be "unique".... Squizzles. Jordef, Vishnu.... |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:48:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
John (Browning) Eugene (Stoner) Richard (Gatling) John (Garand) John (Thompson) Christian (Sharps) Samuel (Colt) Take your pick.
Eliphalet (Remington) should be on that list. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:49:27 PM EDT
[#45]
Boy: Hezekiah
Girl: Þáæðssúýý |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:49:39 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Eliphalet (Remington) should be on that list. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: John (Browning) Eugene (Stoner) Richard (Gatling) John (Garand) John (Thompson) Christian (Sharps) Samuel (Colt) Take your pick. Eliphalet (Remington) should be on that list. Shorten Eliphalet to Eli and you got yourself a contender.  |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:51:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: John (Browning) Eugene (Stoner) Richard (Gatling) John (Garand) John (Thompson) Christian (Sharps) Samuel (Colt) Take your pick. Eliphalet (Remington) should be on that list. Shorten Eliphalet to Eli and you got yourself a contender. He was blind the whole time! |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:52:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Shorten Eliphalet to Eli and you got yourself a contender.
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
John (Browning) Eugene (Stoner) Richard (Gatling) John (Garand) John (Thompson) Christian (Sharps) Samuel (Colt) Take your pick.
Eliphalet (Remington) should be on that list. Shorten Eliphalet to Eli and you got yourself a contender.
Hiram (Maxim) Benjamin (Henry) Paul (Mauser) Wilhelm (Mauser) Carbine (Williams) Just to add to the fun! |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:52:30 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Tony Almeida... Why would you name the kid after a traitor? No, no, no, Jack Bauer is the name we are looking for here Damn it!!!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:53:36 PM EDT
[#50]
Dammit.
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